It is completely dead around here.
And by here I mean online.
I guess it is a holiday weekend and all
But for once we aren't doing the lake thing...
We are going 'out of town' in a few days.
Don't rejoice too hard
I will have my brand spanking new iPad with me.
What kind of obsessive addict would I be
if I didn't have some way to ...
Be obsessively addicted?
Although I'm not sure if I will be able to blog...
But they won't be these long rambling posts
like this one will no doubt turn out to be.
She looks beautiful as always.
Kristen is a pretty name.
I kinda like Kris...
I wonder if she does?
She probably hates some of the names out there for her...
KStew (let's face it, it sounds like a thick soup)
I kinda remember a video of Nikki Reed and Kristen
(You know, when they were still buddies)
And Nikki calling her
Do you think she gets called...
Would she like that?
Although it's all kinds of cute.
Kristen in New Orleans.
Just like she's supposed to be.
Of course there is chatter about where Robert is...
You know how it goes
Someone tweets they saw him in a restaurant in Los Angeles
Someone tweets that he's hanging around the set... in NOLA
The fact remains that no one knows where he is at the moment.
It's all about what you want to believe.
I kinda like to think that he will show up where Kris is...
Because I think he is happier when he is with her.
Notice I said...
My opinion, folks.
Just my opinion.
Because when Robert isn't with Kristen...
This is what I picture him looking like
ALL the time.
Grumpy, Grizzly Goat.
I suppose there is a chance he has stuff going on in L.A.
and just can't get away right now...
Or maybe he's just tired of the media circus following him around.
He's already there...
and we just don't know it.
Only time will tell.
A picture will tell.
But I kinda like not seeing grumpy Robert...
I would prefer to see
There's no denying what we see in this picture.
No matter how hard some people try.
Let's be honest here...
I know... for some people that is a foreign concept.
They haven't been apart that long
They spent quite a bit of time together
before she flew to Argentina...
So these little separations because of work
or scheduling conflicts...
don't mean anything in the grand scheme of things.
So really stop with the dramatics.
Whether they are next to each other
or in different parts of the world...
They are still together.
THIS is one of my most favorite pictures of Robert.
I'm kinda a sucker for profile pics...
And scruffy pics.
And pictures where he looks like he's thinking...
Remember that DETAILS magazine interview?
One of the best descriptions of Robert ever was in that magazine.
"Rob's face is constantly busy- especially his kaleidoscope eyes,
which are continually rolling and dilating,
because he is always thinking."
I find the THINKING part deliciously sexy.
I like that part.
I like that he's always thinking.
He's not simple...
He's not easy to figure out.
And now for my Saturday Sarcastic Soapbox.
1. I write a blog about the current rumors/speculation
in the ongoing drama that is Robert and Kristen.
I voice my opinion based on what I read...
What I see...
What I hear...
You know... kinda how you form an opinion.
You don't have to agree with me.
That's fine and dandy.
You don't have to like Kristen.
Or anything Twilight related.
The thing is...
So I find myself defending them against the hate.
And then I get hated in the process.
If you want to hate me because I write a Rob/Kristen blog
I guess that's your prerogative...
But think about it.
Especially since no one is forcing you to come here
and read my words.
2. I don't hate anyone.
I can't think of a single person that deserves the effort.
Even people I don't like
Which I admit might be a few (dozen)
I can't be bothered to hate them.
You have to care about someone to hate them...
And I don't.
3. Please stop asking me to defend
Robert against the Kristen fans...
Or Kristen against the Robert fans...
Or keep telling me that Kristen fans are worse than Rob fans.
Or Rob's fans are way worse than Kristen's.
I adore BOTH Robert and Kristen
Haven't I made that more than obvious yet?
There are lunatics out there.
I mean serious lunatics.
And they aren't Rob or Kristen fans
They are just fucking lunatics
who are looking for attention
who like to stir up hate
and will use whatever means possible to do so.
There are absolutely fucked up crazies who profess
to be a fan of either/or Rob and Kristen.
Don't let then fool you.
Something in your gut is telling you that something is off
You know that person...
They fly off the fucking handle over nothing.
They overreact to everything
They scream and shout obscenities and insults
They are always playing the victim...
Yet they are always attacking someone.
They kinda scare you because you know something isn't right.
You know it...
Just be careful who you have on your 'side'.
So I keep looking at the picture of Rob
GET OFF MY DICK
And even though I am female
I agree with that sentiment exactly right now.
Get the FUCK off my dick.
You don't like it...
GET THE FUCK OFF IT.
What else can I say?
This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *G*
S for Soho House
Because it is obviously a place that Robert can go
and not be hounded by the fucktards.
S for So what?
What difference does it make if Robert is still in L.A.?
The guy does have obligations... don't you think?
And when he shows up with someone besides Steph?
Get back to me.
(He will be with Kristen SOON enough)
G is for Gorilla.
I don't know.
It just really makes me laugh.
It's so fucking random.
This *TWIRL* is brought to you by
Bye for now