Robert (and Thomas) haven't been seen since last week.
Not counting snippets of someone's nose...
or a corner of what could be an ear.
You know what I mean?
No more lame ass manips.
So where is Robert?
First tweets that he was on set with Kristen in NOLA...
Now there have been tweets that he is in London.
Has Rob been in the air since last Thursday?
Did he fly directly to London after Texas?
No passing NOLA... no collecting Beastie Boys t-shirts?
No pics... Robert ceases to exist, of course.
What if he...
Went to New Orleans just as Kristen was wrapping up OTR...
so that they could hang out for a couple of days in
a wonderful city...
Fly to London for a bit?
Now THAT is an interesting thought... isn't it?
We all know how much London means to Robert.
We all know that Kristen loves it, too...
And since they are going to be wrapped up with BD for 6 months...
Maybe they went to pay a short visit before it starts?
(of course, after I post this... some picture of Robert
will turn up and this will all be moot)
I personally don't care WHERE they are.
I just like to think of them together.
And I know that so many people out there
think that Rob is just 'putting up with' Kristen
out of some strange voodoo commitment to Summit
No one is forcing the boy to follow Kristen around.
It has nothing to do with 'PR'...
and just the fact that Robert wants to be where Kristen is.
If Rob didn't want to be with Kristen...
he wouldn't be.
Isn't it really that simple?
Robert could be hanging out with anyone he wants
during his free time.
Ashley. Anna. Emilie. Mystery Blonde.
Anyone in the female population...
He went to Montreal.
(and you know he was there...
He didn't just push Sam out of the speeding car)
And chose to be where Kristen was...
So WHERE will they turn up next?
And will Robert be wearing the
GET OFF MY DICK
shirt this time around?
I'm still laughing over that one.
And all the angry excuses that followed.
People are STILL pissed off that Kristen had the NERVE
to wear Robert's t-shirt.
He left it in Montreal
(They know this...how?)
That's how she got it.
It doesn't mean he was in New Orleans!
She's only is doing it for attention.
Because Kristen Stewart doesn't get enough
FUCKING attention the way it is.
She definitely wants MORE.
Makes PERFECT sense...
(If you have rabies)
So... in closing...
The pictures in this post are what I want to see...
Robert and Kristen...
In an airport.
It doesn't matter.
Walking side by side...
You know it.
I know it.
Grandma Rose knows it.
Side by side.
On to their next destination.
And even when they have to be separated by circumstance.
It never lasts very long.
They always manage to find their way back
Grandma Rose can even see it...
"Those two whippersnappers love each other!"
Grandma Rose would NEVER use the word whippersnapper.
And I will be honest...
Grandma Rose doesn't give 2 hoots and a holler about
Robert and Kristen.
Why did I just write 2 hoots and a holler?
Where the hell am I?
Robert and Kristen
Where are you?
Where is Thomas?
Who will wear the GOMD t-shirt next?
Will you wash it first?
Can I admit that even though Kristen wearing the shirt
made me LAUGH out loud...
I kinda liked Robert wearing it more.
I like that he is taking a bit of a stand against the paps intrusion.
I kinda like that he is standing up for himself...
and for Kristen.
I adore you Robert Pattinson.
This post is brought to you by the letters *H* and *T*
H for HATERS
They are SO angry at a girl wearing a t-shirt.
So many hateful bitter things that were written.
T for Together.
I hope wherever Robert and Kristen are...
They are together.
Bye for now.
P.S. My apologies to my Grandma Rose...
I know you don't read my blog
But you are one of the coolest ladies I know
And I love you madly...
And you would never say whippersnapper.