Holy Shit.
Is there such a thing?
Should there be?
No... there shouldn't.
Anyway.
I guess there were all sorts of badly manipulated pictures
supposedly showing Rob and Kristen in some bar in NOLA
(And I'm kinda sick of NOLA... is it just me?)
When I looked at them...
It was more than obvious that they were messed around with...
Now...
I've never been a fan of manips
I don't know...
There is just something kinda creepy about them.
Yeah, sure...
Every once in a while you come across one that is well done
or a couple might be kinda funny...
But all in all?
Creeptastic.
Creeptacular.
The heads never look quite right...
bad angles
wrong size
all kinds of shitty.
But that leads us to the above picture.
NOT a manip.
But a picture of Kristen...
perhaps
maybe
quite possibly wearing a shirt that says...
GET OFF MY DICK
And if it is...
Kristen?
I just fell madly in love with you.
Not because you are wearing Robert's t-shirt (again)
But because if anyone has the right to say
GET OFF MY DICK
It is you.
You wear the shirt well...
It looks good on you
I love it.
(And what double standards...
When Rob was wearing the shirt it was ALL kinds of cute!
Kristen wearing it?
Suddenly it is classless and vulgar.
Amazing how that works.)
So I received this email
(No, not like yesterdays)
And in it this person was going on and on
about the crazy fans
and how she will feel really sorry for any girl
that Rob finally decides to date.
Um.
Hello?
(Can you hear the echo?)
What about Kristen?
Why don't you feel really sorry for her?
Why is it OK for people to hate on her for no reason?
What did she EVER do to you?
To any of you??
Someone told me that I am wasting my breath
defending Kristen and Robert...
That they don't care...
and they will never know.
Here's the thing...
I don't defend Robert and Kristen because I think
they are going to magically read my blog and go
"HEY!!! Rose is a really cool chick!"
No.
I do it because Robert and Kristen are human beings.
And there is so much hatred being thrown at them
And they did nothing...
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
to deserve being treated that way.
I'm defending someone I like
Someone that I admire...
Not because they need it
But because it's the right thing to do.
And isn't defending someone
better than constantly finding some way
to attack them?
OK.
Twirl Rob... TWIRL!
So many people still want to argue that Rob isn't with Kristen.
If he is with her...
Well, they have their excuses at the ready!
Hey...
You don't have to agree with me
That's perfectly cool with me.
(But why are you reading my blog?)
But...
COME ON
Robert and Kristen
Always.
ALWAYS
End up together.
No amount of lameass excuses cut it anymore.
Work excuses.
Friend excuses.
Nothing better to do excuses.
Summit excuses.
Photoshop excuses.
PR excuses
Excuses excuses...
They don't work.
Because...
Robert and Kristen
ALWAYS
End up together.
How's that for an excuse?
Robert and Kristen want to be together.
Perfect.
Works for me.
Obviously works for them.
This post was brought to you by the letter *W*
W for WRONG
Aren't you tired of being wrong
all the damn time?
*TinyTwirl*
Bye for now
♥♥♥
P.S. Where is our sweet Thomas these days?
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It has happened before...none of my family wants them because they are all *gasp* Bama fans. Gag!! So you would be very welcome :)
I have and I will darling Leigh.
You see, while A Friend might talk a good game, I only let her occasionally believe that she has bested me at a joke or prank. In reality I hold the power. The only way I would ever be scared of a woman is if I was in a relationship with her because, then, well, the whole withholding sex card can be played and that is just a horrible fate for any man. Since A Friend and I are only drinking/smoking/swearing buddies she holds no such card and, since I am far superior to her in terms of brains, having received a proper English education, I always hold the upper hand.
@ Leigh
Bama Fans...OH MY!!
My son went with some friends to a Bama game and came home dressed in head to toe red and white!!!! Blasphemy!! I almost didn't let him in the house!! And to this day he is ...a Bama Fan!!! I know..it's terrible, I am still in therapy because of it!
Leigh-
Roll Tide, baby, Roll Tide!!!
louisa
I got it...dont need to explain...I wouldn't want to put you throght that LOL
Amish is like Pennsylvania Dutch correct? Horses and buggies and beards? I saw an old Harrison Ford movie about Amish. I will be sure to get drunk before driving to Akron-lol--that is a bad joke--but I will drink and make A Friend stay sober and then we'll get the burger.
HONEY!!! I've missed my sweet honey bear!! How are you? even though it hasn't been that long... What?? You are swimming around an island trying to find kstew? WHAT!!! YOU THINK SHE DITCHED YOU!!! ABANDONED YOU!!! COMPLETELY FORSAKEN YOU!!! DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU!!!PREPOSTEROUS!!
So how has life been? Oh I see.. not so well. Hmm, well thats too bad. Hey, I have an idea. I got this great place I can take you to.. where you can be happy and oblivious with your hyena family. It is called a psychiatric hospital. Mhhmm.. Yep.. oh yeah, it is wonderful. And while you are there you can sing this song.
Crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a little white room
I LOVED that little white room
I died
They buried me where the flowers grow
one grew up my nose
it drove me crazy
Crazy?
I was crazy once...
and so on...
Oh! You like it? It DOES have a nice ring. Mmhhmm they have people that will HELP you! Yep yep yeppers! MMHMM!! Oh yeah they have a special club for special hyenas.. just like you.. Yes, I know this seems like a dream come true... So I'll sign you up today. Don't be silly, I will pay for it. OK OK.. I know I know, you don't want anything that will remind you of rob and kristen.. that can definitely be arranged. Well umm I've got to go and make some arrangements... have fun drowning in the bottomless pit of ignorance and despair— oh oops, no I said, "Have fun floundering in the beautiful deserted island."
Mmkay.. yep I'll say hi to my husband for you. And you give a nice warm smack on the ass to your hyena family... buh-bye!
Phew! now that thats settled I can finally comment on your post.
It was absolutely brilliant rose! As I predicted, with my usual acuteness, you have hit the nail right on the head. Thank-you for this lovely blog!
What is a "BAMA" fan...that sounds sexual so please don't offend my virgin ears if the explanation is too mature.
What the hell was that--I feel like when you have a bad connection and all of a sudden someone else is on the line.
Oh, Dear A,
You best quit before you get hurt ;) I have much faith in A friend. After all she is a Woman. I know how sneaky we can be. We have LONG memories...sometimes it may take weeks or months but we always get even! Hehehe!!
@ manjen...I think his clothes may have been ruined in the wash ;)
Oh say it ain't so!! Not a Bammer!!
Oh dear.. there are many more reasons to be afraid of a woman other than the withholding of sex. She can always cockblock you and keep *other* women from having sex with you. And she might poison your drink.. (have you not watched Arsenic and Old Lace? Those nice old ladies ending lonely bachelor's lives)
after that! ok then!!!!!!!!!
@ A
A Bama fan is someone who likes the University of Alabama football team...nothing sexual, but I do understand, kind of like me with the word conk...
@A
Yes, like the Harrison Ford movie. There is an Amish community here. They mostly stay hidden away from the rest of us. Good food/bad fashion sense! LOL
As for the Swenson's cheeseburger, ever notice some things just taste better after a drink or three?
Well. I step away for a few hours and things get sticky...
And to A Friend and A Friend of a Friend- BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanks for the laughs.
I adore you both so much <3
Roll tide...bama..what the fuck are you ladies talking about??
I am confused and need subtitles I believe.
Maybe too drunk--I should go now I suppose. Please tell Rose that I missed her here but that she has created a wonderful place for some amazing women to create beautiful friendships...and a place for one slightly frosted guy to be charmed by those very same women.
Love to you all-
A
hmm.. that was odd.
They're talking football A.. American football. University of Alabama.. you don't mess with these people and their football. It's like a religion down here.
I'm not a big fan of it though. I tend to watch more of the original football. Only for some odd reason, we call it soccer. Wonder why that is..
LOL A!! University of Alabama...the Crimson Tide...Bammers...the bane of all Tigers existence!! College Football :)
ROSE!!!! I missed you darling!!! How are you sweetheart and your lovely friends have kept me quite entertained.
Are you as amazing as ever tongiht? I am sure that you are.
A friend was here till that idiot stole her because apparently you really can have sex for 20 hours out of every day. HA! Shouldn't they honestly be sick of it by now--really its obscene right? I am thinking he is taking viagra because he was never this virile before.
BUT HOW ARE YOU?
@A
I will be happy to drive you to the closest Swensons. I would like to see the smile on your face. :o)
TMI! TMI! TMI!
ROLL TIDE!!!
My dad went to Bama and all of my extended family is from there. I usually root for Bama (even over where I went...thats bad)
A-
No wonder A friend was in a rush to get off of here! I would be too.
I suggest you stay away from their room in case they forgot to lock it again. Don't want to bleach out the eyes again! Ha, ha.
`A`
.... so you do call it viagra....I asked this of you...but never got a reply ...dear....Oh what it's like to 20...again! lol
Tracy you have no idea what I have to fucking put up with dear.
Louisa when the fuck did we discuss viagra???????????
RIZZO RIZZO RIZZO
Rose my beautiful darling where did you go?? One quick comment and she disappears. Always leaves me wanting more that one does.
I'm good my dearest *A*...
I'm see you have the ladies here swooning as usual.
Um. 20 hours of sex with her boyfriend? I would somehow manage to get through it...
Hahahahahahahahaha.
A, ya never know. My roommate in college had NO boundaries. Her boyfriend stayed over a LOT. And well.. you can imagine... I soon found another place to stay when he was over.
A,
You are seriously cracking me up :) HOW much have you had to drink? I sure hope you don't regret this in the morning. You know...kind of like drunk dialing! LOL!!
Dear A,
Agree....TMI....but how lovely! Good for them!
Here during football it's the Aggies sawing off Bevo's horns. Gig 'Em.
Olivia (TX.)
True that Melinda!
Of course they could lock the fing door and NOT tell me to come over at 7 when they plan on being "busy" until quarter past.
("true that" ---this is a new expression I am working on using to sound less stodgy--what do you think of it)
Melinda-Thanks for the list...should keep me busy reading for a few days.
Tracy-Where are you, don't see you on FB...just opened a bottle of wine and finally getting some me time.
A-20 hours of sex? there is absolutely nothing wrong with that :)
I'm sure you did worse in Boston heh Rose? You were awfully exhausted when you returned to us.
Okay--I don't like to think of that with you.
I am glad you are good--I am plastered love so excuse my drunkness.
*A* you are adorable when you are drunk. And check your email... because you are seriously killing me with laughter...
we where discussing Berrocca and you weren't sure why I used it and questioned it for memory....
I then explained it to you that I only use Berrocca for an energy boost.....Perhaps [A friend may find it handy lolol]
and also commented I was not talking about Viagra...and that hopefully you knew and also called it by the same name........so I can see my comments to you were of interest...then? hehe
Ha--listen to you lot all craving 20 hours of sex. What a room I am in heh?
Go with "True dat" makes you all gansta and less stodgy.
Okay walking in on your best friend and he girl equates to walking in on your parents...oh noes.
Dearest darling adorable Rose-that email would require me to remember wayyyyyyyy too long a password love.
I will try because for you I would do anything.
I'm trying not to laugh out loud here...
Shhh....
Louisa darling I get it now. Forgive me I am a bit inebriated. Plus I am naturally stupid.
LOL @ Melinda.
Gansta 'A'...who dares call you stodgy?
Rose what is my password--they set up these damn complicated systems for security and I can't fucking remember it now.
Not being able to read a Rose email is like having my heart ripped out.
And its all A Friend's fault--I can remember my pet's names but she had to get that git and break into my account.
You all are crazy. There is no way I can go through over 200 comments
I can't help you out, darling.
Sorry.
Leigh the only answer to the question of "how much have you had to drink?" is...
say it with me ladies,
loudly and with great emotion
"NOT ENOUGH!"
There you go--now you know how to answer that question.
I can't remember this damn thing Rose...tell me sweet what I would be reading if A Friend had not screwed up my life by hacking into my account.
Rose,
We sent Honey to a Tropical Island. Duct taped to a piece of driftwood. With a Bella doll as a figurehead :) We did allow her to have her green crayon.
Seriously, thanks Rose :) We love you!!
A-
Didn't she say that your password was the name of your new dog or your next dog.
Have you changed it since then?
I could be "Gangsta"--I'm tougher than I look you know.
Rose--I'm dying and Leo is not picking up his damn phone...don't we pay him to be there like 25/7
I am gangsta A !
Oh, you crazy swooners! What am I going to do with the lot of you?
I can imagine[[[[[[[yer i'm doing that again...lol]]]]]]]]]]]]]
A friend pullin 'A' ear when she gets whiff of this conversation....especially after the 20 friggin hours.......OMFG comment...LMAO
Okay--I got it now its my mum's middle name and my sister's name.
See there I go being all brilliant.
Why are you shhhhing Rose?
google????????????? lol
Love you back, Leigh :)
SueBee - I swoon for you! ❥
OMG! I LOVE LEO!!!!
Louisa-
I am so tempted to say something to her next time she appears about it!
Gangsta A- love it- if you decide to become a rap star I would be willing to become your image consultant... :)
that's not it either...damnit.
Rose I reallllly want to talk with you sweetheart...typed that first as sweatheart which isn't very nice at all
And youknow I alway want to be nice to rose because she is amazing
its not my pets--they got that.
Fuck--rose call her and ask. they won't pick up if i call.
@Tracy
I swoon for you too, sweetie.
And manjen too! And my other friends too!
Oh yea--you can tease her but she'll never admit it. They got so busted the other day--not by me. It was fing epic. In a car-pervs!
Its someone's names--like a combo
Leo is a god. he programmed my phone and is a computer god.
call her and get it for me rose-plase
and can you turn of fthe fucking word thing because the wobbly wonky letters are too hard to take right now.
Back at ya SueBee!!
Darling A... it's OK.
It's only an email.
It will still be there later on.
<3
Well A I guess you aren't so brilliant after all!! Just kidding.
I got it rose...hold on--leo pickedup and might be thinking i'm an idiot.
and now the words are green--they were pink--and they are longer...please turn that off rose
@A
What did they get caught doing in the car?
Rose-hahaha...I'm sure you don't want to interrupt the sexathon.
Elaine- I'm not calling anyone... lol
sound like it Suebee....hope the windows were tinited lol
A?? What word thing are you talking about?
LOL @ Melinda! I was thinking the same thing ;) I mean...didn't he JUST get finished telling us how much smarter he is than A friend?? LOL! But, I figured A is going to regret this in the morning so I have decided to stop teasing him. He will probably need our prayers ;) Hehehehe!!
Rose-smart girl :) OMG this is too fucking much. love it!
when you type a comment you have to type a wonky curvy word too...I fucking hate that right now so please turn it off for melove
And I emailed you back.
And you can tease her ALOT about the car thing althogh I am not sure it was a completed act but there were clothing removed. And it wasn't their car-lol-so that's even worse right.
Melinda I am more brilliant that A friend--I won the bet right?
And the windows were not tinted--there were no windows.
Olivia I think you are absolutely wonderful so please don't take offense when I say:
HOOK EM HORNS
It wasn't even their car that they were having sexy time in????
Poor person that had to clean the interior after that. Somebody would be getting a bill from me for that!
Goodness,
I leave for an hour or so and you've gone from talking about weird British food to 20-hour sex marathons and who knows what in a car. I really hope it wasn't a Hugh Grant kind of moment because that is really TMI.
And I think maybe "A" has been drinking a little.
No windows??? Intriguing.
Anything for you sweetheart.
Sue bee --why doesnt anyone swoon for me. I fucking hate spell check right now too. Taking me like 5 tries to write everthing.
Turn off this word thing--biticin--what the fuck is that--are these even real words.
Penny-
you think?? Drunk A is pretty interesting.
I have a feeling A friend is going to have to cause a little mischief of her own b/c he is divulging some of her dirty little secrets.
Darling A,
You know we ALL swoon for you ;) I'm even staying up past my bedtime because you are just riveting ;)
No windows cause of the glare and what is a hugh Grant moment?
I don't think there was a seat actually so nothing to clean up.
I LOVE YOU ROSE--THERE IS NO CURVY WORD. Darling that is the nicest ting anyone has done for me all day.
`~A~ well ya know those darn seats in any car can get in the way ...ya know!
Melinda,
I think drunk A will be experiencing a whole lot of pain tomorrow when his lack of filter has been found out. I might have to take off work just to see how she retaliates cuz you know she's going to.
I turned it off just for you my darling... and I'm crushing a bit on you, too...
Leigh
we all swoon for A...way pass my bed time...but still Lurking...it's very entertaining
@A
I'll have you know, I'm not an easy swooner.
Woo me a bit and I'll see what I can do. :o)
A-
You know we all swoon for you!! How can we not?
Honey herself probably has a thing for you but she'd never admit it.
Even drunk A makes some sense...the words that you have to verify make no sense whatsoever.
Dear A,
Will be praying for you, because you sure as hell are gonna need it! : )
A little bit of toomuchinfoitis caused by looseliposis. Still love you A.
Thanks y'all, it has been fun...
You are a great group.
@Marie, No offense...I am not an Ag. I just live here, completely surrounded by them .
Much prefer UT : ) I am more the Austin type.
Went to school at EMU in Mich.
Got an early morning. Will catch up in the AM before work.
Olivia (TX.)
Sex in a car.. Yes. I've done that. Sex in a car while in a public area? Possibly. Sex in a public area, no car involved? Yes.
Sometimes, you've just gotta scratch the itch. Regardless of where you're at.
And A - I don't swoon for people often. You've got to work at it a bit more. SueBee and I chat elsewhere, so she's constantly wooing me. :) So I swoon for SueBee.
Rose,
You may have to change the name of your blog...
A
Are you so young that you haven't heard about the whole Hugh Grant in a car being "serviced" by a professional?
I'm sure if you google him it will come (no pun intended) up.
Leigh
ohh, NO...I swoon more for the man on that Banner
Tracy, Tracy , Tracy...i thought you would never admit to that...well thats' what you told me>>>>>LMAO
Good night Olivia,
Now Sue, come over here darling and sit by me..snuggle up and here's a drink for you--some wine maybe? Now let me tell you how much I love a sweet sexy Ohio girl.
did you swoon yet?
see why I am alone and those two idiots are bonking away??
God that word thing being gone is just fucking wonderful
Let's all play a drinking game--who's in?????
Tracy-Ha!!! you are such a naughty girl!!!
Louisa - confession is good for the soul.. and it did get brought up in a conversation! Don't worry, I haven't told anyone else about the raspberries yet.
I'm Innnnnn
Well if there weren't any seats lets hope her smooth talking boyfriend at least had a blanket or something.
Tracy- you go girl! Bet that husband of yours is one satisfied man!
what do you have in mind for a new blog title, Leigh?
Oh sure Hugh grant--yes but wasn't it a male hooker?
No--that was not happening with A friend today. Just a little this and that that turned into more that than this
Tracy I am wooing SueBee at the moment but you'll be next you naughty thing.
Rose how about Confessions of a Bloggger!!!!!!!!
Rose-
You could always make the a in Pattinson a big "A" for our darling A...
drinking game- sounds intriguing
If we all took a shot every time Kristen says the eff word in The Runaways commentary we would be drunk in less than 5 mins. Ha, Ha!!
Melinda she was on top--I think they were kissing and kind of fell in to the car--got carried away as usual.
Hmmm, Rose. I would have to think about that. It's just so funny...how we have all become captivated with A. He's a charmer!
A,
Blasphemy. Hugh Grant was not with a male hooker. I've always been quite fond of him so get your story straight.
I have to go now because unlike "A", I do have someone waiting in bed for me.
No one is allowed to delete any comments before I get to read them all tomorrow. Agreed?
'Night
A-you're going to get your head sliced open by your friend when she finds out your filter is broken.
You're too fucking much!
Excuse me for a moment ladies while I nuzzle Sue's ear-
Sue, you are completely adorable.....I can't tell you how much I enjoy being with you here.
Okay, back to the rest of you lot. Get a drink and we are going to play "I never"--do yu all know that. It is a favorite of "A friend" so we can count her in as well.
Rose are you in my sweetheart
I just refilled my glass...
@ A
Remind me how to play.
A,
*hangs head* You are going to be in SO much trouble in the morning. I hope you have a safe place to sleep tonight. You know, one she can't get to in the morning...
Good night Penny and way to make a guy feel good--snockers what did I ever do to you??
Elaine what filter? I am not saying anyting not true
A-You mean never have I ever? I always get wasted on that shit, there are not many have I ever's for me.
A-
She a girl after my own heart. Nothing wrong with a woman wanting her man and getting what she wants!
I'm thinking A will regret this in the morning... perhaps it's better if you delete some of those comments A.
Katy-
even if he does we will kindly remind him of what was said during nighttime confessions(that sounds kinda pervy).
Im going out for a smoke...whos going to join me......LOL
Allrighty.. let's play :)
@ Tracy
Im in, Im just waiting for instructions
Louisa-depends on what you're rolling.
I don't smoke but this conversation definitely calls for one. I'm in...
A,
Sorry if I hurt your feelings. I don't know what snockers means but I don't think its swearing. Anyway, I just meant someone is waiting up for me.
Now I really have to go.
Night-night
Manjen - When whoever's turn it is says "I've never ..... (let's say I've never went to the zoo)" If you've been to the zoo, you have to take a drink. So on and so on
As drunk as he is we may all have to delete our answers before the morning to save face....
Sue-damn girl, you need a smoke?
Okay--to play I never one person says something such as " I never have kissed Hugh Grant" --anyone who HAS kissed hugh grant has to drink.
So, got it--got a drink--ready?
Ready
Okay,--here goes--
I have never been to a girls gym class!!
HAHHAHA--this is going to be so easy since I am the only man here.
A has to start since he wanted to play....
im back and fuck yer READYYYYY
Elaine's dropped offline, but I'll catch her up on the nevers!
does a co-ed class count? We never had boys and girls separate
Who's drinking??
Rose--you are the fearless leader here--your turn love.
Sue--do you know you are ticklish behind your knee?
I'm here and ready
I have never seen the Grand Canyon...starting off easy....
I so better get my woo tomorrow.
Just sayin ;)
I used to go to an all girls catholic school...so I have.
O want to get wooed tonight WTF sue havent you had enuff LMAO
I saw Oliva Newton John on "GLEE" last night... made me think of GREASE.
yer Rose bring that shit up..why dont ya
Jk BTW!
WTF ladies--i'm too drunk to follow this.
Are we drinking for hte grand canyon or is rose coming up with one.
can I have another turn--i have a really good one.
A take another turn!
A's pink ladies....grease is the word!
Suebee just give him some Berrocca that will fix him! lol
Rizzo I am not wooing you anymore...you are already wooo'd.
RIZZO RIZZO RIZZO
A-Ok go ahead...I'll bring out the patron if you got a good one.
SueBee - I can wait :) I just want the woo.. eventually.
And A - have another turn.. let's hear whatcha got.
when in the fuck did that happen! it must have been real quick I cant even fucken remember !lol
Let's try this again....
I have NEVER been called RIZZO!!!
Drink up if youHAVE been called Rizzo-
heheheheeeeee
Okay A and I seem to be the only ones playing in this little game...someone please come up with something...
yer righty o I have
drink up
.But you know I fucken hate it ...dont ya?
Oh A... I fucking love you.
I have not been privileged to be called that. It's only reserved for "special" people.
Why the hell is everyone so worried about A friend and all that...I didnt say anything that bad. I mean I dont think so.
Okay Melinda it is your turn to do an "I never" statement.
I have and I fucken hate it BTW ya know that A dont ya?
Ok Iv never been caught doin IT in the car....there you go I had my turn
Drink up Rizzo--and its only cuz we luv you.
Goodnite Leigh
Melinda you can have Rizzo I fucken dont want it...and Im not spec BTW either lol
Smooches to you Rose my sweet friend.
Carrying Sue to the bedroom now--lol--okay this is creeping me out..i've never been one for wooing over the phone or texts.
A friend does it quite nicely though from what I hear..I once saw smoke come out of her boyfriend's phone after getting one of her texts.
Well, I've never been caught, so I don't get to drink to this one either.
Anybody else got anything?
I have never been drunk...sorry peeps but I like control and won't give it up for anything...
night Leigh--Rose will drink for you too.
A drunk Rose might be really fun I think. I can waggle my eyebrows for you Rose.
I said I'll be drunk before this game is ovah!
I did get caught and it was baaaaddd!!
Can't.Stop.Laughing.
*sigh* I'm still not drinking.
Is that a bad sign?
Well damn Melinda--that's a good one.
I'm drinking, Rose is drinking, I know Rizzo is drinking..who else??
I'm still drinking!
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