There you go.
Robert and Kristen have landed in Rio!
LET THE FUN BEGIN!
OK.
Actually the fun has already begun!
You know how it goes.
There was a rather creeptacular picture of
Kristen on the plane.
I'm sorry.
But come on.
Is there no line that won't be crossed?
*sigh*
And the topic of discussion wasn't really how intrusive
some of these 'fan' pics really are...
No.
The topic was...
DID THEY SIT TOGETHER????
GoodFuckingGrief.
Yeah.
But at least he's in an airport.
And he's got his damn guitar.
And just the thought of him with that guitar...
Makes me fucking MELT.
Perhaps he is singing 'falling in love for the last time'
to the subject of the song?
Nice thought.
This whole RIO thing has gotten a bit... Overwhelming.
Don't get me wrong.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm all giddy that they are there
(safe and sound)
and that they are about to embark on a very pivotal scene
from the book...
And that it's all about the HONEYMOON!!!
But.
Do we really need to know their every move?
"They checked into the hotel. They have meetings.
They are going to lunch.
Rob took his hat off.
Kristen kicked off her shoes."
Step back... just a bit... OK?
I'm thinking that every burp and fart will be chronicled.
Every look.
Every move they make.
Every breath they take...
♬ They'll be watching YOU! ♬
You gotta love all the bitter foaming too.
You gotta.
Because it's seriously funny and entertaining.
"They didn't sit next to each other on the plane!"
"Summit tells them where to sit on the plane!"
"Of course they would fly together to Rio!"
"I'm sick of this bullshit already!"
"There are bodyguards and crew with them!
Eat that sheep!"
Um.
Quotes 1-4?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The last quote?
No shit?
They travel with bodyguards?
The crew for the movie will be there?
How absolutely AMAZING!!!
So the fuck what.
It's fucking KILLING the haters
that Robert and Kristen are going to be doing
a bit more of this...
And a bit more of that...
And let's not forget...
A whole lot more of this.
It burns some people that not only will
Robert and Kristen
Be doing this for the movie...
But they know...
(we ALL know)
That they are sharing a hotel room...
and they are taking their work home with them.
Heh.
Yeah. Yeah.
They are just working on a movie.
So why so angry then?
Why so bitter?
If you really only thought it was 'just a movie'
You wouldn't have to be constantly spewing hate.
Final thoughts.
1) It doesn't matter if Rob and Kristen are in Rio
or Shitsville, Iowa.
(No offense to Iowa)
They are together.
HERE.
THERE.
EVERYfuckingWHERE.
They don't need no stinkin movie
to be together and kissing and spending time together.
They do that all the time.
You know it.
I know it.
Nana Rose knows it.
(Love you Nana Rose!)
2) Rob.
Kristen.
Together.
ALL the time.
Just making sure you got it.
3) I had a weird dream last night.
So strange.
Robert was piss drunk in it...
And he crawled into the wrong bed...
Thinking it was with Kristen
He ended up trying to spoon with Sam!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I have bizarre dreams.
Prepare yourself for a lot of this.
Now.
And Forever.
It's 100% FOAM PROOF.
So give it the fuck up.
This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *P*
B for...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Because silly people make me laugh.
P for PISS drunk.
Interesting image.
which brings us back to B
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Enjoy Rio!!
Be safe.
Bye for now
♥♥♥
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You are assuming that the inquiry was subtle (about panties?) and that no insult was intended (very subjective to Bren's thinking I'd say).
I find you very subtle and rather polite, besides being very considerate, in such matters pertaining to others and their concerns.
Speaking of panties--on or off--
this calls for a song
about taking them off
You Can Leave Your Hat On
Tom Jones or Joe Cocker
Baby take off your coat
Real slow
Take off your shoes
I'll take off your shoes
Baby take off your dress
Yes, yes, yes
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Go over there, turn on the light
Hey, all the lights
Come over here, stand on that chair
Yeah, that's right
Raise your arms up in the air
Now shake 'em
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
You give me reason to live
Sweet darling, (you can leave your hat on)
You can leave your hat on
Baby, (you can leave your hat on)
You can leave your hat on
(You can leave your hat on)
(You can leave your hat on)
Suspicious minds are talkin'
They're tryin' to tear us apart
They don't believe in this love of mine
They don't know what love is
They don't know what love is
They don't know what love is
They don't know what love is
Yeah, I know what love is
There ain't no way
(You can leave your hat on)
You can leave your hat on
(You can leave your hat on)
Give me the reason to live
(You can leave your hat on)
You can leave your hat on
Bren
You sure know your "little lady" friend DK, as I do love talking about panties, as you may witness by all of the comments that resulted from yours.
No insult can be made, upon such as one as myself, which you also know from our many, many late night chats.
I flove you, Bren, o'instigator of humor and sass!
I can at times be subtle, it's true.. and the politeness is a learned behavior. I will relay to my parents that they did a job well done.
Consideration is due to everyone, even if a slip of the tongue, or their choice of words might be seen, at first, as offensive...
There is so much to consider in regards to undergarments...
I think if I was a male I would always opt for boxers, never tidy whities--even though they do hold up your belongings..( they did look good on Tom Cruise)
No one is saying someone was offensive?
Bren, I think you're cool. :o)
SueBee
That song choice is quite to appropriate to our discussion and I thank you.
Now if I had to choose (which I do) whom to listen to first, it would be Joe Cocker, as he sports the moniker that interests and I like him the best.
Tom Jones will be played second.
Thanks.
Repeat offenders, however, who continue to make the same grievances against someone, are not owed any favors of any kind.. and my polite and subtle manner will fly out the window.
Tracy
Amen, sisterfriend!
Wait, subtle? LOL
Oh wait, my skills are ninja!
The great debate
tighty whities or boxers...
Where's a dude when you need one to ask one which he prefers?!?
Boxer briefs!
Snug, yet sexy.
Boxer briefs...
best of both worlds.
Epic.
Tracy
Is a repeat offender deleting their comments as we chat, for you to state that practice?
Also, can't you call forth Syd for such a debate?
Okay Tracy, let's do the summoning spell....
Did you get the manroot? We'll need it to make it work.
Also, if you have noticed, OPYTAYLOR, seems to pop up and be available for comments, whenever something attracts his attention. Maybe boxers/briefs may do so.
Dreamer,
I flove you too, crazy lady...instigator ? who me? never....
I love kidding around with you, you know that.
SueBee, you're pretty cool yourself.
What happened to Birdie?
I've got so many things in my head today...my husbands bud is turning 40 on Monday, and we're having a surprise party for him here tomorrow...he thinks he's just coming over to watch football..
Well.. I can try to summon him..
Bring forth the Syd
To settle the debate
Of boxer or briefs
Before it's too late
Is it more comfy
For the nuts to be held tight
In woven cotton
All pristine and white
Or is loose the better choice
Letting the boys hang free
In colorful boxers
Maybe that's the key
Don't make me wait
I need to know soon
If I should buy Haynes
or Fruit of the Loom.
Sorry.. that was a long summons.. it's taxing work sometimes.
Bren
Natch, I do know and if we wanted, we could make millions as the next Martin & Lewis, Gracie and George, Lucy & Desi but our sexes may have to change, maybe drastically.
So, go to bed now, so you can be the hostest with the mostest for this 40th, surprise it's not really football, watching party.
Birdie has probs. gone to grill her daw on the time change excuse she gave Bren, when she got home.
Tracy
At least we didn't have to wear the hats this time.
Can I let go of the manroot now?
:o)
Yes, SueBee.. release the manroot. Don't want to overuse it. It's pretty powerful stuff.
Have you guys mentioned manroot to your husbands?
I told mine, and he just shook his head and laughed.
Tracy
Yeah, you know how tired my wrist gets these days.
Don't want to over use it.
Oh, the memories! Manroot and tired wrists....
And happy memories of Syd, the debater.
Syd would certainly give an honest opinion.
I'm still amazed by the list Gruff was giving Smitty...Holy Moly!
Bren
Now that I think of it, Gwen is away this weekend, on some distant island, with her friends, didn't she tell us about it last week?
SueBee, I don't think the summoning worked..
Maybe we need a bigger manroot, and maybe a quimsticker as well.
Maybe we need to sacrifice this red furred rooster? His name is Ralph.
Perhaps we need the boat people to communicate with the manroot as well...
Can't hurt to cover all the bases.
Tell you what--let me talk to Lord Hardwick and see what he has to say about it.
DK,
You're right that's where Gwen has gone..
Don't worry about the party I am ahead of the game...got the house ready today, then Kim, the birthday boy's wife came over and we made Paula Deen finger sandwiches..it's going to be a pot luck with about 10 couples, so we'll have plenty of food and drinks..the cake has been ordered and my son will pick it up in the morning, and the house is already decorated....
Bren
Good, I knew you had it all together. Will the guys watch football then, while the ladies serve?
Well, he *is* Leader of the Sack.. so it's probably wise to get his opinion. If he can't help, maybe we should go see Admiral Winky or the Solicitor General.
Where's Louisa? She sometimes joins us, and hasn't recently.
Maybe the bishop will let us use his staff. That might work. There is Willy, but he only has one eye, so might not be able to make out the spell.
Yes.. Louisa.. good idea..
Maybe she can tell us where the wonder down under is.
Or a Walloper.. everybody needs a good walloper once in a while
Tracy,
I love Syd to get on the board when he's been drinking--he is so hilarious.
SueBee & Tracy
Keep 'em coming.
Okay, if we go to speak to them, we can make a day of it. We'll take the Beef Bus to Tuna Town, take in Oliver Twist and then get our hands on a salami grande with pleasure pickle.
Sound good?
Perhaps the trickiest will be finding someone with a 21st digit..
I heard of a man, Lord Plumber, who supposedly knows how to find the beastus maximus. Maybe he's My Guy.
Maybe if we traded him the love whistle he'd give us the 21st degree?
Dreamer,
This might surprise you, but my husband is such a great host...he just loves to entertain. He helps out so much.... but true if the women see that the game is too boring we usually retrieve to the dining room/kitchen where the food is--yum.
If he's wielding a Man Axe, we may have to try more drastic measures.
We'll just bring our tally whacker. It should fend off the man axe.
We'll need it to get to his cottage in the woods. He's quite the host--likes to have dinner under the bridge.
It's simple fare--sometimes only frank and beans.
Perhaps we should bring someone to knock boots with the mammoth mound of manlihood. Make him more agreeable.
This will definitely make that summoning spell work next time.
Bren
He sounds like a lovely man. It's been a while but I used to end up with the women, talking our stuff.
And I think that this night on the blog will become another famous one, read by a large part of the fandom, don't you?
Those funny expressions from yesterday that the sistas are using for great effect, will be classics I think. I'm copying them all...
Bren
Did you give up?
Where is everyone? Time for a song.
Sorry DK,
Just the same thing that happens around this time every night...my daughter just got home from work...
But she got a little uncomfortable as someone was walking their dog down the middle of the street, and waited to get down from the car...she called me to tell me she was in the driveway.
Dinner Under The Bridge---too funny.
Together Wherever We Go
Wherever we go, whatever we do,
we're gonna go through it together.
We may not go far, but sure as a star,
wherever we are, it's together.
Wherever I go I know he goes.
Wherever I go I know she goes.
No fits, no fights, no feuds
and no egos, Amigos, together!
Through thick and through thin,
all out or all in.
And whether it's win, place or show.
With you for me and me for you,
we'll muddle through whatever we do.
Together, wherever we go.
Wherever we go, whatever we do,
we're gonna go through it together.
Wherever we sleep, if prices are steep,
We'll always sleep cheaper together.
Whatever the boat I row, you row.
Whatever the row I hoe, you hoe.
And any I. O. U., I owe you-oh's?
Who, me-oh? No, you-oh.
No, we-oh.
Together!
We all take the bow
Including the cow,
though business is lousy and slow.
With Herbie's vim, Louise's verve,
Now all we need is someone with nerve.
Together
Together
Wherever
Wherever
Together, wherever,
Together, wherever we go.
We go in a group,
We tour in a troupe.
We land in the soup, but we know
the things we do, we do by threes.
A perfect team.
No, this way, Louise!
Together
Together
Wherever
Wherever
Together, wherever we go!
Patti,Boyd Gaines,Laura Benanti-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCfuERllr1Q
Sondheim/Styne - Gypsy
Thank You/webuster - youtube
Bren
No problem with me. SueBee and Tracy are gone as well, it seems. Lol.
Family first, as it is most important.
I remember that song....
I just flipped the channel and Hello Dolly is on.
I asked you earlier, but I don't think you responded...how did you like the wine? (winery)
Bren
Sorry, I did answer about the winery on a much earlier post. It was very nice. My sister and I had a delicious meal and then spent time in the tasting room, where we met a few very friendly folks who love wine, too.
That particular song reminds me of the camaraderie you can find here on Roseland. It's all in good fun and for the good of all.
You, Gwen, Birdie and I have had lots of laughs and as you said, some nights it is hard to get to sleep because of laughing so much.
Yet, I think that is a good state to be in, anytime.
Good, I'm glad you had a nice time.
Is your sister still visiting you?
I forgot to mention something to you, my co-worker who lurks here, was lurking on us the other night...and she said she never laughed so hard...
I told her what did we say that was so funny...and she said everything. Now, I know we are just conversing..I don't feel we're funny--do you?
Creeps me out sometimes about who's reading, then want to come in and put in their 2 cents in with their opinion.
Bren
No, my sister decided to go home and actually work on some projects instead of playing around in my neck of the woods. Dull dog!
Are we funny? Yes, we are, very. Our humor and I include Gwen, Birdie, Louisa, you, me, kind of bounced things off of one another.
It is a subtle kind of humor, that can be broadly interpreted by whoever is lurking.
IMO, it is clever and multi-layered humor, which is not that much in vogue thses days, but when done well, damn funny.
ok now we almost answered each other on that one...
The way I see it, it's an inside joke between two friends, not like we're a comedy act--does that make sense?
Are you asking me if I think that it is a comedy act?
ok, you said it better...you're right.
OK, here's my point of view.
The whole world is watching.
Recently, someone who rarely posts said this blog is read by a large part of the fandom.
Do I think of that when I interact with the rest of you? No. I fly with the moment, always have, probably always will. It is delightful when we get to a place where we are all in on the joke.
Now maybe I think we are all in on the joke, but not all of us are and I have offended or hurt someone and vice versa.
If we want to make it private this is not the place to do it.
Send me an email, if you need to tell me something and you want it private.
Would you believe my computer froze and I had to go looking for another laptop...so much drama at this hour....I agree with everything you just said, but I have to get up and bake a ham,and make some green chili stew....so I do have to get some sleep now...we'll talk tomorrow unless my crowd leaves late, and I'm too exhaused....have a great Sunday..
Later.
Bren
Have a great time. Rest well.
You can send me an email on my DreamerKind blogger account.
sorry, exhausted
Bren
All is well, no worries.
Good morning Roseland!! just stoping by to wish everyone a HAPPY Sunday.
Take care
katy
I know that you are just stopping by but I wanted to wish you a happy Sunday, too.
Soon I'll be asleep, leaving the fun-making to others.
Regards.
DK
Holy cow. Woke up to 149 emails, most of them notifications from here, lol.
@DreamerKind - I haven't heard anything about Joanne Woodward since Paul died. I do know where they lived, not sure if she's still there. My husband met Paul Newman once. That's about it. We don't live in the wealthy part of Connecticut. Paul Newman lived in Westport.
Hi, DK...thanks
A little song to wish a Good night...sweet dreams DK :)
Good Night
The Beatles
Now it’s time to say good night
Good night sleep tight.
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night sleep tight.
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you.
Close your eyes and I’ll close mine
Good night sleep tight.
Now the moon begins to shine
Good night sleep.
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you.
Now it’s time to say good night
Good night sleep tight.
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night sleep tight.
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you.
Good night good night everybody
Everybody everywhere.
Good night.
Take care
Good morning Roseland!
DK,Bren,SueBee and Tracy,
I see you finally got the pantie subject straightened out.
Tracy and SueBee,
Excellent use of your new vocabualry words!
Have a stupendous Sunday!
Thank you Katy for the lovely Beatles song. I hadn't heard it in so very long and had forgotten about it. It is such a very sweet lullaby. John and George are sleeping a celestial sleep now.
http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=NdRgdiSiz
FE&feature=related
Have a beautiful Sunday dear Rose and fellow Roselanders, near and far.
Bren, have a wonderful day with your friends and being a super hostess for the surprise party.
Ladies, last night you displayed your marvelous wit and lightning fast verbiage. Syd certainly missed out on an entertaining wee hours of the night panty party filled with the misadventures of the "Admiral" and all his aliases.
Well done!
Morning everyone, wanted to share a funny story with you, especially those of you on late last night. My husband as you know is out of town, and last night he couldn't sleep, nothing on tv and he got online and out of habit decided to check out this blog to make sure all was well no trolls rearing ugly heads. And he became entranced by a conversation happening in the early morning hours about Admiral Winky and Lord Hardwick.
Heith then told me that I REALLY needed to spend a LOT more time with three women named Dreamerkind, Suebee and Tracy, because he feels they would be a good influence on me...lol he thinks Y'ALL ARE HYSTERICAL and he had a blast reading the comments.
Also Bren, he said for me to tell you something about how everyone knew you were joking and not to worry, no one thought you were being rude to anyone. Everyone thinks you're great. And while I too think you're great...no idea what the other stuff means...haven't read last nights comments yet.
Hope everyone has a wonderful Sunday
Tracy, Suebee...He said: Boxerbriefs (seriously what were yall talking bout..he was laughing his ass off)
Syd,
Thanks for the kind words. I really appreciate it. I just had some questons answered without interjection of....it really doesn't matter I suppose. More than likely I will not post here again anyway. I will continue to come here to listen to Rob's music because I love it. It makes me "twirl" although not for the same reasons that everyone else on here twirls. Thanks.
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