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Monday, November 15, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Making It Count!


Drama.
So much drama.
I don't even know if I have the energy to write about it.
Mostly because it's bullshit drama.
You know what I mean...

Anyway.
Let's look into ...

One Rob to Live
or 
General Robsten

I kinda like that one.
Sounds all military.

All My Robstens
The Young and the Robsten.
The Rob and the Kristen?
Am I pounding this into the ground?
Yes.

Drama 1

Some lunatic had a hidden camera (??) and walked around
the house on set for Breaking Dawn.
You see Rob.
You see Kristen.
You see Bill.
You see... shit.
But as lame as all of that is...
What is lamer (more lame?)
is the reaction.
People were using this as just another excuse 
to climb onto their very tall and well used soapbox.
I get it.
It's a bit creeptacular that some idiot had a camera on a closed set...
and for some reason no one seemed to notice...
Even though at one point Kristen is looking directly at the guy.
It's creepy.
But my objection isn't really to the silly footage.
(although I've heard there is more waiting to be shown)
My objection is the obvious lack of security 
surrounding Robert and Kristen.
I mean...
What if the guy had been a REAL lunatic and 
possibly tried to harm them?
Seriously.
WHAT THE FUCK?
This was supposed to be a CLOSED set.
Great lengths were supposed to be taken to prevent 
this sort of thing from happening.
Yet...
We saw picture after picture...
and actual footage from inside the house.
Good Work, Summit.
As always.


Drama 2

Its ON set! They are making a movie!
It's OFF set! They are in love!

Good Fucking Grief.

See...
The picture above is obviously Rob as Edward...
Kristen as Bella...
Makeup/contacts/hair
BUT
I'm pretty fucking sure Eddie doesn't smoke.
So then what is the drama?

"Kristen is looking at the camera!
It doesn't count!
She's always the one touching him...
He NEVER touches her!"

Well.
I see a girlfriend...
touching her boyfriend affectionately...
during a break in filming.
And oh yeah...
1... 2... 3... 4... 5
That is counting.
;)

It always amuses me that when pictures come out
of Robert and Kristen being all kissy and close...
They somehow are excluded from 'counting'.
And what exactly are we counting?
Not sure I know...
Pretty sure I don't wanna know some
weird bizarro counting chart....
I imagine it covered in bitter foam.
Bitter green foam.
And it's obviously all kinds of fucked up.


Drama 3
The only drama here is how my heart races when I see
Robert walking...
In shorts, no less.
Pale white goodness.
But he is so long...
so lean...
I will stop now.
Maybe.
Or not.


Hello lucky fan who has one eye completely covered up!
Two eyes would be better.
The better to see the awesomeness of Rob and Kristen my dear.
Oh don't mind me.
I'm just jealous.
I can admit it.
Not foamy bitter jealous
But the kind of
'Oh man, I wish I were sandwiched between Rob and Kristen
and someone took a picture of us'
Kinda jealous.
And don't Robert and Kristen just look ever so young and wonderful?


And...
Oh my.
Kristen is once again being all touchy and affectionate with her guy.
Well...
It's not on a movie set.
She's not looking at a camera.
Does this one count?

*Cue maniacal laughter*


I say we ignore all the pics of Rob and Kristen together 
the past 2 years...
and the very fact that 
Robert and Kristen have consistently and exclusively
been hanging around with each other...
and no one else of the opposite sex for quite some time.
On set or Off.
Where's Robert?
Oh look... he's with Kristen!
Where did Kristen go?
Oh there she is... next to Rob!
See how that works?
Where one goes...
So goes the other.
Always.

Robert + Kristen = Together

THAT counts.
;)


This post is brought to you by the letter *B* and the number 2

B for
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brother!
Bizarro.
Bullshit.
Brat.
To name a few.

2 for
1 + 1 = 2
Rob and Kristen.
Always
Rob and Kristen.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

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Bren said...

M-Harry--he can sing to me forever.

F-Michael--even though I haven't met him yet--I know, bad joke.

K-Damian--just because I need a dead body.

gwen said...

lets try the ladies:

olivia wilde

scarlet johannson

megan fox

Bren said...

F-Obi-Wan--the young one, the old one gets a K

M--Luke---I would be married to a Jedi--good deal

K-Hans--Cute, but so obnoxious.

DreamerKind said...

The Blower's Daughter

Damien Rice can't take it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YDdcls5hNw&feature=channel

And so it is
Just like you said it would be
Life goes easy on me
Most of the time

And so it is
The shorter story
No love, no glory
No hero in her sky

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

And so it is
Just like you said it should be
We'll both forget the breeze
Most of the time

And so it is
The colder water
The blower's daughter
The pupil in denial

I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off of you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes off you
I can't take my eyes...

Did I say that I loathe you?
Did I say that I want to
Leave it all behind?

I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off of you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind off you
I can't take my mind...
My mind...my mind...
'Til I find somebody new

Thank you/damienrice - youtube

DreamerKind said...

Sorry, Gwen
I am so not doing ladies, in any way, shape or form, even for you, here in cyberspace.

Be my guest and go on.

Bren said...

If I had to go lesbian for one of these....sorry, can't do it...

K--all of them

gwen said...

DK

Come on just for fun. Just think you're a man. Syd and Boris or Opy are not here, so must try. Who would you do. And im not a lesbo

DreamerKind said...

Gwen
I don't think of it as fun. I don't think of it at all, after having thought of it years ago, and decided I would never think of it again, as it doesn't Interest me.

gwen said...

DK, Bren

ROFL!!! So the play suddenly stop. God my stomach hurts from laughing...

DreamerKind said...

Gwen
No probs. with anyone doing their thing, but this thing isn't mine.

DreamerKind said...

Daniel Day-Lewis

Kenau Reeve

Greg Kinnear

gwen said...

ok then...

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Seacrest

DreamerKind said...

F-Daniel Day-Lewis-come to me my Hawkeye, my saviour, my long-haired beauty

K-Kenau Reeve-no emotion in face, too secretive

M-Greg Kinnear-you are darling, charming and a keeper.

DreamerKind said...

M-Ryan Gosling-multi-faceted human and hot male

K-Ryan Reynolds-Scarlett deserves him and I don't steal

F-Ryan Seacrest-he's an insomniac and we would have lots of prime time.

Bren said...
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DreamerKind said...

Gwen

Aren't you laughing a little too hard while being on the job?

gwen said...

M and F- Keannu, coz he's the 'one'. Love him in Speed, Matrix, Lakehouse and Sweet November...dreamy

F- who is Daniel Day-Lewis, sound familiar?

Kill the other one, dont know him

Bren said...

F-Ryan G.--The way he kissed Rachel,OMG

M-Ryan S--although he loves Julianne

K-Ryan R--Loved him in "Definetly Maybe",but he has to die.

gwen said...

DK

the 'cat' is not here at the moment. No not so loud, more like gigling...but my friend here(also officemate) beside me, is looking at me as if ive lost my mind

Bren

lol, that was funny. Now i get the 'nose bleeding' stuff.

Bren said...

F and M --Keanu---love that guy in A Walk In the Clouds--oh shit, I love every movie, he's ever made.

K-Daniel and Greg

gwen said...

M- Ryan R, i think he's sweet

F- Ryan G and Ryan S, do i have to explain...

No casualty here...

gwen said...

let's try the Tom's:

Tom Hanks

Tom Hardy

Tom Sturridge

lol my verification word is 'vighivel'

DreamerKind said...

F-Tom Hanks-can't forget sleepless in Seattle or Forrest baby

K-Tom Hardy-don't know him

M-Tom Sturridge-infinite variety, and spice.

Bren said...

M--Tom S, if I wasn't already married...besides he wants a girl just like Kristen..beautiful, shy, kind-hearted and good cook...defintely wants to be happy like Rob...

F--Tom H. he's pretty cute.

K--Tom Hanks, hate his nasal voice...

Birdie said...

Hello,hello!
Long time no read. How is everyone? Playing games I see. I have to take care of the pets and I will be right back.

Bren said...

Hello Birdie,

Just in time to hear a funny story...

gwen said...

hello Birdie!

M- Tom S, so i can drool on those eyes, bsides he is a good man and dear friend to R and K.

F- Tom Hardy, another Brit boy yummy...lol

K- Tom Hanks, too old for me but love him

gwen said...

Guys BRB, got something to fix...

Bren said...
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Birdie said...

I'm all ears or eyes and yes Iremember the little sister.

DreamerKind said...

Bren
That is one funny tail, I mean tale. By the way, I am curious, approx. how old are you and Robert? Late 30's? Just curio.

Birdie said...

Bren,
Is Steve in on what the little sister means? Out of all the nicknames that night, I love that one the best.

Bren said...

I saw that Gwen had to leave, after all she does have a job.LOL

What happened to Dreamer?

Birdie said...

DK,
You seem in your happy place,so I won't go on.But I left a few comments over the last few days.

DreamerKind said...

Birdie & Bren

I'm here. Yes, I saw both of your comments and really felt that you were with me.

Bren said...

I told all our friends about little sister, they thought it was hilarious...but when Robert said it yesterday , we weren't expecting it...and then when Steve added little brother----

DreamerKind said...

My comments are taking a while to post, so slow tonight. Wonder why?

gwen said...

im back...

Bren- that crack me up, lmao.

Im preparing to go home now, finally.

Birdie said...

I think you are in store for alot of little sister jokes.

DreamerKind said...

Not from me, I tell jokes very badly and can't ever think of one when I need it.

Bren said...

Dreamer,

Mine is slowing down real bad too....and I am starting to get sleepy...

Do you want to play a different game?

Can you hang a while Birdie?

DreamerKind said...

Gwen/Bells
Are you going right home or running around town for a while?

DreamerKind said...

I'm yawning a lot, should we say hasta manana to each other?

Bren said...

Birdie,

Are you a nurse? I think DK had you mixed up with me, for a while there..LOL

Birdie said...

I bought a new laptop through work and I am really slow. I miss my antique. This whole sliding the finger thing is killing me. I thought typing was a challenge. But you can still teach this old dogs new tricks.

DreamerKind said...

Bren
I know that Birdie is a nurse and thought you were one too.

Been getting some things confused though, like who is in MN, Bren right?

Birdie said...

Yes I am and have to work soon. If you guys are tired then I will not give you any flack. Me, I am ready to roll.

Birdie said...
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Bren said...

Yeah, as for me ...I'm still worn out from yesterday...so I believe I will hit the sack...good night!


Later.

PS--I deleted both stories...

gwen said...

DK

Definitely traight home, feels like my brain is bleeding, literally and figuratively, lol

DreamerKind said...

OK, you two brats, who didn't completely answer my questions, I'll see you soon.

Goodnight.

Bren said...

ok what is MN?

By the way did R/K go back to BR?

DreamerKind said...

Minnesota

DreamerKind said...

Yes, R/K are in Baton, safe and hopefully sound. As usual crapola follows them, so I hope they can keep perspective that not everyone is a crazy fan.

gwen said...

ok before i go and im tired, what is TPTB means? I saw that a lot in any Robsten site

thanks guys for the laugh...really need it.

See you later, i hope

DreamerKind said...

Gwen
Have a good day, rest up for double work, when boss is away, lol.

Bren said...

oh you mean the food thing?

The reason I ask about R/K is because I saw an interview with Ashley today and she said they don't start filming BD till Dec 1, and she's in Calif, and so is Taylor...just thought you tweeters knew something..

Birdie said...

OK,
I kicked myself off of here somehow. I am from MN.
Goodnight Bren,
Why delete them? They were funny and not offensive. I have seen way worse.
Are you going to sleep too,DK. Sweet dreams!
Gwen,
Stay on task.
Have a great day when you all wake up!

Bren said...

by Gwen,--Bells

DreamerKind said...

TPTB=The Powers That Be

Bren said...

Good-night Birdie, maybe tomorrow we can stick around longer.

DreamerKind said...

Bren
What food thing? No, I meant personal privacy issues and paps/fans with no limits.

gwen said...

DK- thanks for that one, im not really good at some abbrev.

Good nite to all! I think i'll crawl on my way home, lol

Bren said...

This will be our first topic of convo tomorrow, because right now I have no idea what you are trying to tell me...my brain , I do believe stopped functioning at least 10 min ago...so good night all...

DreamerKind said...

Bye for now dear Roseland.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

GOOD MORNING ROSELAND...It will be raining here ALL DAY LONG...HOPE YOU ALL HAVE sunny AND 70 ALL DAY.

Anonymous said...

Good Morning, Everyone!!!

I hope you all have a great day!!

:-)

Anonymous said...

I love you Liza.. lots and lots.. and not just for Valentine's Day, but forever and ever.

Happy whatever day today is. Hope everybody is having a better one than I am! Since I'm not even sure what day it is.

Laters

Oh yeah.. hello to my mistresses.. SueBee and Cate. We must rendezvous soon ladies.

Melinda said...

Happy Tuesday Morning! Hope everyone has a great day.

The kitchen cabinet install begins today so I foresee a headache coming on...yipee skippy....

angelica1 said...

Morning Manjen,Super,Tracy, Melinda :)

Annie said...

Good morning Roseland!

We are in for rain all day here. I happen to love the rain but I hope it's better weather wherever you are.

Have a great day everyone. :)

Geo said...

Hi Everybody!

Rose I don't know how you do it, but you always say the right thing. I flove you and your blog...will you marry me? and run off to Rio with me? I know we both have hubbies, but mine is annoying me right now as we are moving and he has some kind of OCD when it comes to packing and.. and.. I want to drop kick him into a box and tape it shut, but I have to be sure to put 4 strips on the bottom and 3 on the top or he will FREAK!

Okay..breathe in, out. You know what makes me happy? Robert's smile. Especially when he smiles at Kristen because you can see the love there. How can anyone not see that? Before I go I just want to say that Kristen is rocking the white bikini. What a gorgeous young lady. Okay back to packing...

Have a fabulous day everyone!
Geo

Kami said...

Tracy, happy day to you too sweetie and I hope the day gets better for you.

angelica1 said...

Hi Kami )

Kami said...

Hi Angelica, how are you?

angelica1 said...

I'm fine Kami. Is your husband still at home ?

SueBee said...

Traaaaaaaaacy!!!!

I'm a mistress? Awesome. Makes me feel sexy now. LOL

Hey, if this doesn't make you feel better, nothing will--

Wait for it


wait for it




Ta Da!!!!!!!!!!

SueBee said...

Kami!!!

A1 (I just like saying that-I'll go back to Angelica if you hate it :oP)!!!!


How are you ladies???

Its rainy and miserable here.

Cold too! Brrrrrrr!

Anonymous said...

Kami!!!

I finally figured out what day it was.. well.. mostly. I was supposed to be picking up the Diva from the airport right now, but they bumped his ass to a later flight.

Hello Mistress Suebee!!!

It's been raining here too.. makes for a blah kind of day. I need sunshine.

Hey Angelica :)

SueBee said...

Tracy

If you see this

I was away from the computer and didn't know you were there.

Sorry!

Still heart me?

angelica1 said...

Tracy - Now you've figured out what day it is,can you let me know??!!!

SueBee It's cold and foggy here. I'd better drink mulled wine to be on the safe side!!

Anonymous said...

Angelica.. the nice lady on TV told me it was Tuesday. She's the only one who's said it so far, so I may have to get a second opinion.. because it feels like it should be Thursday already.

And mistress SueBee.. *always <3 you*

Kami said...

Hello Ladies, it's sunny and cold here. I'm airing out the house while Heith and I watch "Mad Men" Amazing show by the way.

Angelica, yep my hubby is still home hopefully except a trip here and there to Canada, Minnesota, and Texas he'll be home full time until March. I'm so happy!

ok going to go back to listening to him complain that the basement is too cold and I need to shut the windows..he doesn't understand the concept of airing the house out.

Anonymous said...

Oohh.. Angelica..

Just got a tweet (since I'm living on twitter now) that it was Tuesday, so it might actually BE Tuesday.

Anybody else hearing for sures what day today is?

KAMI!
:)
tell him airing the house out requires.. wait for it..

AIR!!

hehehe.. silly hubster.

SueBee said...

Tracy,

I do believe it is Tuesday.

Since it's been brought to my attention that I live on Twitter (with you , of course) and on FB as well---

both my home sweet homes confirm that it is in fact Tueday.


Oh, Kami! I'm all for airing a house out. Would do the same but I think I would freeze to death. :o)

Melinda said...

okay have to be a ninja at work...


Tracy and Susan- serio cracking me up right now!


Kami- glad the hubby is home for good! Enjoy...

Angelica- still sunny and beautiful here!! Ha,ha.

Have a headache so I am turning to chocolate...it cures all...

okay ninjaing out if here...

SueBee said...

Melinda

Chocolate can fix anything

If chocolate can't fix it, there's always duct tape

Anonymous said...

You know what they say...

Silence is Golden

Duct tape is Silver

AND

If you can't fix it, duct it

If you can't duct it, fuck it.

angelica1 said...

I'm sticking with Chocolate, duct tape gets stuck everywhere and then it all just becomes one great big mess!!

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