What is there to talk about today?
Hmmm...
Not so much.
Let's see...
1) Robert and Kristen are supposed to be headed to Rio soon.
I've heard this weekend.
Woo.Fucking.Hoo.
Actually... I think it's all kinds of cool that they are going
to be working on the honeymoon scenes.
Robert and Kristen should have those moves down pat by now...
Kinda like second nature
if you know what I mean....
and I think that you do.
But...
Of course...
There is the requisite drama that must follow Rob and Kristen
wherever they may go.
2) Some people are hoping Stephanie Meyers is on set
so she can squash any thing of a sexual nature!
Yes! That's right!
They want SM to make sure there isn't any
unnecessary Hanky Panky going on!!
Really.
I am not making this up.
Can you imagine being so focused on Robert and Kristen
having a honeymoon scene in Breaking Dawn...
Being so distraught at the fact that they will HAVE a honeymoon scene
That you want someone to come in and monitor it?
To make sure it stays "True to the Book"
Yeah. Right.
OK.
If you say so.
(bwa.ha.ha.ha)
3) Oh and Taylor Lautner may or may not be going along.
Personally...
I'm not sure where he fits into this part of the movie
Pretty sure he didn't come along for the honeymoon...
BUT
Who knows what other scenes they may or may not film.
When all is said and done...
Does it really matter?
Really??
No.
4) Reports of "TENSION" on the set.
This just in...
Robert and Kristen are not getting along folks.
Robert has had enough!
ENOUGH OF THE CHARADE!
Kristen wants things done HER way or NO way!
It's the beginning of the end.
Well... see.
If Robert and Kristen AREN'T photographed together...
then its the end of the fucking world.
They can't stand each other.
They only put up with the other because of the movie.
BUT
If Robert and Kristen ARE photographed together...
Then its the end of the fucking world, too...
But then it's all about PR PR PR!
That's the only reason they are together!!!
You see what I'm getting at?
Whatever happens...
It is twisted and distorted to suit their agenda.
Rob and Kristen kissing?
Fake.
Rob and Kristen holding hands?
Fake.
But Robert hating Kristen...
Kristen and Robert fighting.
THAT they believe.
Robert is 'distancing' himself from Kristen.
Except when he's kissing her or nuzzling her...
or spending all his time with her.
Because there hasn't been any pictures since they were in L.A. together
What's that been... like 3 weeks?
Surely you remember this?
October 10th.
Yeah.
I know.
It's a fucking lifetime ago, isn't it?
It seems like ages since Kristen has had her hand on Rob's thigh.
And years since Robert's hand was around her wrist.
Yeah.
I can see why some people lose their minds...
It's been sooooo long.
GFG
I was going to end with a very different picture today...
But someone asked me to change it.
So I did.
I'm sweet and adorable that way.
And yeah...
OK.
We all know who Bobby Long is... Right?
Talented.
Good Looking.
Singer/Songwriter
British.
And happens to be pretty good friends with Robert.
That's all kinds of nice, isn't it?
He's on tour.
You should go see him.
He's pretty to look at...
He's pretty to listen to.
Win/Fucking/Win
http://www.myspace.com/musicbobbylong
Go to his myspace.
Listen.
Look.
Love.
This post is brought to you by the letters *G* and *D*
G for GOOD fucking GRIEF
I like it.
D for fucking bullshit DRAMA
Sometimes even if you try to avoid drama...
You still get some stuck to the bottom of your shoe.
Try to get it off as soon as possible...
Otherwise it stinks up the whole place.
Bye for now
♥♥♥
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Angel,
Now I'm picturing that kid's toy with the stacking rings that you put on the stick thing. I suppose you could use it for bagels too but don't they have smaller holes.
Hey, it would be a new measurement qualifier. Are you donut or bagel size?
OMG Smitty! Donut holder is hilarious! lol
E!! I kinda like saying cock too... has a certain ring to it... and! Are you ready for this? Rings FOR it!!
Ewwwww..okay that makes me picture a donut with pubes on it and now I want to hack. lol
For *I*Believe*
OLIVIA RECIPE POST:
Strawberry Pretzel Salad
Ingredients
2 cups crushed pretzels ( I use medium to small pretzels and hand break them into around 1 inch or slightly smaller pieces.- Then measure.)
3/4 cup melted butter
3 tablespoons sugar, plus 3/4 cup sugar
1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese
1 (8-ounce) container frozen whipped topping
2 (3-ounce) packages strawberry Jello
2 cups boiling water
2 (10-ounce) packages frozen strawberries
Directions
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.
For the crust, mix the pretzels, butter, and 3 tablespoons of sugar. Press this mixture into a 9 by 13-inch pan and bake for 7 minutes. Set aside and allow to cool.
In a mixing bowl, beat together the cream cheese and 3/4 cup of sugar. Fold in the whipped topping, and spread over the cooled crust. Make sure to spread the topping mixture right up to and against the edges of the pan. This seals in the bottom pretzel layer. Refrigerate until well chilled.
In a small bowl, dissolve the Jello in the boiling water, and allow to cool slightly. Add the frozen strawberries ( do not thaw ) and pour over the cream cheese mixture. Refrigerate until serving time.
To serve, cut slices and serve with a dollop of whipped topping. ( Or - make some extra cream cheese/whipped topping mixture, spread on top of firmed up jello layer. Leave plain or be creative and decorate)
Most people cannot guess that the bottom layer is made of pretzels. They think nuts were used.
Enjoy!
I'll leave y'all to guarding Roseland and keeping us safe from unsavory souls.
Night everyone.
See y'all tomorrow.
Monday, November 01, 2010 10:34:00 PM
Hope this was the one you wanted. DK
T-hahhaha you just killed me!
HI E!!!
Okay and I am guessing someone mentioned it but I've also heard pillicock--it sounds cute doesn't it. LOL
What I want to know is this... just how does one keep their penis erect long enough to get it tattooed? Those things take a while. Even simple designs
Geo - It'll be fine, I'll cut a hole in a paper napkin and put it on before I thread the donits...or bagels
Hi Geo--and you just made me gag. Thanks!
Maybe they put a splint on it.
Tracy, I know, you'd think it would shrink from sheer agony,I mean Jesus, the one I my foot was painful enough!!!
And can you imagine how awkward that is for the tattoo artist? They have to have their hands on it practically the whole time! Constantly wiping away excess ink!
Hey Smitty!!
And no, I had never heard pillicock-lol.
T-
We all know what they're wiping and it might not be all ink.
Elaine,
I was thinking that same thing!
Smitty... Is that really you?
Liza--if you are still here...can you tell me what "smeg" means??
Nobody will tell me and I am curious--thanks!
Elaine - I'm now wondering what designs you might have on a penis
Maybe it is the constant wiping that keeps it up? OUCH and WHY???
Hi Rose!!
Yes it is really me. Tracy will vouch for me. How are you and I hear you may travel soon???? EPIC!
I'll have to ask my tattoo guy next time I'm there.. which will be soon if my friend has anything to say about it..
For Birdie:
True Colors
You with the sad eyes
don't be discouraged
oh I realize
it's hard to take courage
in a world full of people
you can lose sight of it all
and the darkness inside you
can make you fell so small
But I see your true colors
shining through
I see your true colors
and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid to let them show
your true colors
true colors are beautiful
like a rainbow
Show me a smile then
don't be unhappy,
can't remember
when I last saw you laughing
if this world makes you crazy
and you've taken all you can bear
you call me up
because you know I'll be there
And I'll see your true colors
shining through
I see your true colors
and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid to let them show
your true colors
true colors are beautiful
like a rainbow
Cyndi Lauper Body Acoustic CD:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMk5puUOFlY
Songwriters: Steinber, Cooper, Kelly, Scruggs
Thank You/vivagia1 - youtube
Angel - okay that makes it ALL better! lol
Smitty - I just thought I would share...and hairball comes to mind too. Okay I will stop now.
Penny-
Lol-mind always in the gutter. My child is looking at me like I'm crazy-if she only knew. She should stick to her book.
Smitty,
Urban dictionary def.
Comes from the word "smegma", meaning the cheesy crud on the end of your dick, if you're a guy and dont wash your dick properly.
"Smeg" is mainly used as a kind of swear-word on the TV show Red Dwarf. When used in this context, its use is similar to that of "fuck".
Smitty - In case Liza's gone to bed, as the on call Brit I'll tell you - It's the cheesy stuff that collects under the foreskin. Sorry but you did ask, sweetie!!
Smitty! It's a definite possibility! I want to ask you where you are right now...
Angelica-
Someone said to me the other day they would like to get a tattoo that said Slippery when wet-I think it could work on a cock. Sorry-just love the word.
Ha ha Smitty, smeg is like when a guy doesn't wash.....its like the cheesy stuff on a penis if it wasn't washed!!!!
Elaine - If I can find one long enough to fit it all on, I'm leaving my husband :)
I see I was beaten to it :-)
For SuperRNGP
Flightless Bird-American Mouth
I was a quick wet boy
Diving too deep for coins
All of your street light eyes
Wide on my plastic toys
Then when the cops closed the fair
I cut my long baby hair
Stole me a dog-eared map
And called for you everywhere
Have I found you, Flightless Bird;
Jealous, weeping?
Or lost you, American Mouth;
Big Pill, looming?
Now I’m a fat house cat
Nursing my sore, blunt tongue
Watching the warm poison rats
Crawl through the wide fence cracks
Pissing on magazine photos
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold and clean
Blood of Christ mountain stream
Have I found you?, Flightless Bird;
Grounded, bleeding?
Or lost you, American Mouth;
Big Pill, stuck going down
Iron & Wine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FddRcJwlT4
Twilight soundtrack
Thank You/blue90714
Have we added schlong to the phallus dick-tionary?
Elaine, friend of a friend has a tat on her ass cheek with a one way only arrow???
Hi ladies! *waves*
Ha! No matter how long I'm gone...be it days, hours, or minutes...I can always count on coming back to a conversation about weiners here in Roseland! It's important to have things like that to be able count on in life...lol!
Liza-
How are you sweetie!!
Hi Elaine! I'm really good thanks.
How are you my love? I've missed you!
*hugs*
Ooohh.. maybe they like take a viagra or something... that'd do it..
My friend told me about a guy once.. did the whole dollar bill when flaccid, but turned into a larger bill when erect.. literally and figuratively!
jentoo,
Isn't it reassuring to know that this place never changes? Once in the gutter, always in the gutter.
Cate!!!
OMG it's been so long-I've missed you!
Nice tat- but you should see mine-the one way arrow has nothing on mine lol
Elaine - My imagination is running totally wild now!!
Tracy,
I don't think with viagra it just automatically becomes erect. I think there needs to be some stimulus there or something. So do they bring in a masseuse first and then tattoo it?
DK...thanks!
GUYS..its been FUN. Yeah, the donut holder is intersting until u get a visual on the hair> Sometime, i will tell u some of my Laser hair removal stories Night Rose and ROSELANDERS.
Elaine!!
Missed you too!
I can only imagine what you might have for yours! lol
If I ever tried to get one I think it would end up like Phoebe's from Friends. Blue dot of the world :)
Liza-
I'm really well-and I've missed you too. Hope you're doing well too-Love you!
Penny - Maybe they watch porn or something. I'm getting another one soon, I'll ask :)
Cate!!!!
Hello you selfish bastard! I've missed you!
Hmm... PL... it is an intriguing question.. I will definitely ask the tattoo dude who I go to.
Tracy!!
Slow mo run...I'm Freeeeee!!!
I thought you had already headed out :(
But You ARE HERE!!! Yeah!!
Penny....I've always kinda liked the gutter. I spend most of my time there...lol
Now I've got unexpected company so I have to run. BBL again:)
Okay Smeg is GROSS!!!
Thank you--I guess I could've googled but thought it wouldn't be on there.
ick--they say there is smeg on certain foods and wouldn't tell me what the heck that meant.
Nice...not.
DK,
I had a very unruly teenage son that went through some tough times. Now this is corny, but I made him listen to that song. Yea,he said it was corny too, but I really think he liked it So that is one of my favorites from the CD. How did you know?
AMON DUUL II:
PHALLUS DEI
(10+ minutes long)
Instrumental
"One thing about krautrock: so many of these bands were dark, hypnotic, experimental, epic—and also full of humor. Faust, Neu!, and Amon Düül II all regularly featured total goofball vocals or musical interludes.
The unfortunate thing is that really Faust was the only band that could pull it off consistently. Neu! was successful about half the time, and Amon Düül II essentially ruined every single song in which they tried to inject anything resembling levity.
That was my main complaint when I first heard them last year, picking up their second album, Yeti. That album had enough mindblowing moments—“Burning Sister,” “Eye Shaking King,” among others—that further investigation into the band’s discography felt necessary, despite the faux-operatic vocals sullying tracks like “Gulp a Sonata.”
So a month or two back I picked up their 1969 debut (not counting the original Amon Düül material), Phallus Dei."
1969 Krautrock Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bYvG7fnMnM
Thank You/theCapi86sv - youtube
Okay everyone is here-- a little MFK might be in order?
Love you too Elaine!
Ok night all....*hugs everyone goodnight*
Smitty ****extra big hugs*** just in case I don't catch you on here for a while. Miss you terribly and I'm still your bodyguard if you should ever need one ;-)
Liza ღ
Birdie
Good for you, making your son listen.
I didn't know if you would like it but after I heard it, I decided to post it.
Now I've got on a very mesmerizing krautrock song-not for everyone!
DK
Awww thanks Liza--(((HUGS))) to you too and I would take you as my bodyguard ANYDAY. LOL!!
Okay--play one round--please???
Um--
Jerry O'Connell
Johnny Depp
Justin Timberlake
MFK?!
Can't we play FFF? Cause you know.. hehehehe.. I really only need one option for this game.
Hey, Roselanders!
I'd play me some MFK with ya'll.
Oh and if your all going to play MFK, you know who my 'F' always is anyway.
I'm killing everyone else ;-)
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dreamer--absolutely--but you can't SING to them --you can only marry, fuck or kill them!!
Johnny Depp F because he's johnny Depp
JustinTimberlake M because I don't like Jerry O'connell
Jerry O'connell K because eww
Kill-Jerry O'Connell, who is this dude?
Marry-Johnny Depp, he can wield a razor so well
Fuck-Justin Timberlake-I wanna join his fuck buddy club
hahahahah I love you Liza!!
Night babe--sweet dreams!!
And we will make sure to save your F for you always.
Smitty - Guys never seem to lose their inner 15 yr olds do they? Put mine and his friends together and they still find the stupidest stuff hilarious. One of their favourite activities when drunk is to try and dislocate each others thumbs.Because that's really funny apparently :)
Johnny Depp-Fuck him all day every fucking day
Johnny Depp-Fuck him again and again and again
Johnny Depp-Fuck him after we've fucked for days.
Is it too much?
Smitty
Aye, aye, no singing only fucking, killing and marrying. Gotcha.
Elaine,
At least you're consistent.
Ohhh.. alright..
Jerry O'Connell - I can't look at this dude without seeing him do his Tom Cruise impression.. and that just freaked me the fuck out.. so I'm going to go with kill him.
Johnny Depp - Fuck.. cause he's beyond sexy.. and he's a pirate.. so he'd know that rum was my weakness..
Justin Timberlake - Hmmm.. All I've got left is marry.. but I'm not sure I want to marry him. I can't ever make up my mind with him.. one day I'm willing to fuck him, the next I'm not.. Oh hey.. wait.. yep. Marry.
F: The Depp too many reasons to list
Too busy with Johnny to even think about the others.
LOL Liza!! :) Good night!
F - Johnny Depp....you have to ask why?
M - Justin Timberlake...seems pretty sweet
K - Jerry O'Connell....he does have pretty eyes, but it takes a little more than that
Penny-
I'm hoping he is as well :)
You guys all think Johnny Depp is hot?? For real cause I think he's kinda gross and scary. Like in the middle of it he would just stop and --I don't know do something so random.
Ok--angelica--where are you from? I'm seeing some of those British "u"'s and I'm curious. Also, that thumb thing--I used to do it with my brother. LOL! Sounds reasonable to me.
Elaine...great minds think alike ;)
Maybe that should be gutter minds but you get it!
Kill Jerry O'Connell
Fuck Justin Timberlake, once
Marry Johnny Depp and fuck him repeatedly until the end of time. I bet he's really kinky!!
Smitty-
Johnny Depp is dirrrrty and all kinds of sexy and a little bit odd and I love that!
Smitty that is one of the points. That man would keep you on your toes...or maybe just curl them all the damn time:)
angel
ITA, Johnny is so kink!
The years would fly by in Johnny's arms!
Smitty - I'm from North Yorkshire and since you're fine with the thumb thing, you need to come drinking with us :)
Okay Round 2
(and note that Depp is still too weird for me)
Jude Law
Bradley Cooper
Channing Tatum
Good evening ladies
Wow, ran into my Fave game!
Angelica--anytime babe--I would be honored.
E--you still here because the first thing I thought of when I saw Teeth was your friend Ri. LOL!!!!!
Jerry o'connell-does nothing for me,so he's dead
Justin Timberlake-Fuck (I don't think he is the marrying kind)
The Depp-marry because I wouldn't want to give him back and you get to fuck him
Marry-Jude Law cause of his smile, blue eyes, and hairy chest, and he loves children and nannies.
Fuck-Bradley Cooper-he seems quirky and is built great
Kill-Channing Tatum-but bring him back from the grave for another try.
Smitty-
Woman!! You are just too much for me today!!! Lol and yes-that would be a Ri reminder!
Lol Should I be offended by that?
I don't like any of these guys.
B. Cooper M
Jude Law - F because he's got the accent and you know Mel and I go for the accents.
Channing K because he acts like he's just a big dummy.
F: Jude Law...unnnn and yum!
M: Bradley Cooper: need a man that can make me laugh. And he has nice eyes
K: Channing Tatum: not saying he isn't good looking, but no man should think he is all that and a bag of chips. Or at least that is the impression I get from him.
Dreamer your answers are priceless.
Teeth--who the fuck are you. I'm having fun tonight so don't be a damn buzzkill. You are switching names and if you turn out to be some stupid troll I will hunt you down and kill you.
Just saying
Kill Jude Law He never smiles and he's WAY too fond of nannies!
Fuck Bradley Cooper becaus he seems like he'd make you laugh
Marry Channing Tatum because I think he'd be considerate
Teeth?
Hmm... Might want to explain who you are so people aren't freaking out..
yeah.. hehehe..
kind of have a hair trigger these days.
Jude-F (again not the marrying kind)
Bradley - M he looks like he could be a riot in more ways than one
Channing-sorry kill and that would probably be a shame
Jude Law - F because I can get rid of him afterwards
B. Cooper - M he is funny and need a good laugh while married
C. Tatum - K I think he might bore me to death
Eeek. I'm sorry.
Well, trolls hair is usually like green or something. Mine's brown:)
I think its safer for lurkers to stay lurking
Geo--are you Teeth also???
just peeking then im out.
Teeth-are you nickey read, right?
J Deep-M and F all day everyday every min, sec, nanosec.
Kill all the rest
Teeth--I don't mean to be rude--you are welcome unless you are going to start ripping into someone or being weird.
But someone said you are Geo also--maybe i have that wrong but ????
I don't mean to be rude--really--just kind of sick of the fuckery here lately.
Geo was Marcia until she figured an "M" name was bad. Geo is ok.
Jury is still out on Teeth
F- Bradley Cooper...he seems like he would be a lot of fun
M - Jude Law....he is just, so, so mmmmmmmmm...and everyone has a past
K - Channing Tatum...just not interested enough to keep him around
Gwen - LOL!I hope you have a big garden to bury all these bodies
Thanks--sorry Geo to drag you in.
Well, okay so Kay you and I have the exact same answers for the same same reasons. Jude is YUM--but that past is kinda gross and slimy
Come on, more names, snap out of it, speed it up.
Kay-
Jude Law is yummy-and who cares about the past-the fucking is going on now!!
Aghh. Too many questions.
I have no idea who Geo is???
Yes was "Nickey Read" last night-- thought it would be hilarious for TG.. and it was.
Nope, not gonna tear into anything, just this bag of walnuts on my lap.. and I think everyones a little weird- but no I'm not weird weird. If that makes sense:)
Oh and my name is "teeth" because I would like to be a dentist.
Ashton Kuchner
Eric Dane
Brian Austin Greene
(and geez Dreamer I'm doing the best I can babe)
DK...take it easy lovely.
I'm still working on multitasking and will have to strap the helmet on if we get much faster :)
Elaine,
I am forever awed by you. So sweet and caring and then wow!
Okay Teeth--welcome
I'm picturing you as that cute little Herbie in the Rudolf special--Herbie.
Geo would be me formerly Marcia...rather confusing earlier today!lol
Eric Dane F- because he's hot
Ashton Kutcher M- seems like a good guy, he's cute and funny. They have to make you laugh to keep them around.
Brian A Greene K- I can't get past him in 90210
E--I betcha Jude knows the move.
LOL!!!
Marry-Ashton Kuchner-he wears beanies, eat weinies, punks folks and would surprise me every minute with his silliness.
Fuck-Eric Dane-I have a thing for Danes-great Danes, Danish pastry and Danish men.
Kill-Brian Austin Greene-too fuzzy for me.
Penny-
Got to keep it interesting :)
Smitty,
Do you have a list or something because you're throwing these out really fast?
well thank you smitty
Haha! i have NEVER been told that before..
but i am like 4'11"
Lord,this is a tough one!
Greene-K He already has a wife-don't want to go there.
Kuchner-F Think he likes to have a good time and that would be enough
Dane-M I don't know why, he's all that's left
Smitty-
That would be too fucking much!! I would be on him all day!! Jesus! you really are killing me!! lol
Cate
I just so excited with our game, so strap on the helmet or the strap on, and off we go.
Hello Roselanders.....
Left work 2 hrs. early, and thought I'd kick back and catch up on the news at Rosie's....lo and behold there's a party going on...
Waving to Dreamer and Gwen, missed you last night.
Hi Smitty, glad you're here..
Sorry I missed the last one.. had to get something to drink to take the meds..
Ashton Kuchner - have never taken him seriously, and I'd be laughing too much if I had to fuck him.. but I don't want to kill him..
Eric Dane - uhm.. yeah. McSteamy.. fuck him.
Brian Austin Greene - Kill him.. nobody should have perfect hair like that ALL the time.
Penny,
I just keep a running list of really hot guys in my head at all times. LOL
Marry Eric Dane, he's just got ...something
Fuck Ashton Kutcher, he's pretty but I don't want to have to talk to him
Kill Brian Austin Green, he has scary eyes!
DK - Great Danes??? Stay away from Scooby!!
Hmmm...
Not feeling this one...
F: Eric Dane...looks good enough.
M: Ashton...guess if he is good enough for Demi he would work fine for me.
K: Brian...Cause I wouldn't M or F him.
DK.. did you just suggest Cate put on a strap on?!?!?!
DK
How do you come up with this stuff so fast!
Smitty,
One never knows when they might need a backup plan.
(kidding)
Tracy
I did not suggest....
Green - K 90210 enough said
Kuchner - F his silliness might get old
Dane - M all that is left and who is this guy? (runs and hides)
DK...my straps are purely on the helmet. I leave the wanding toys to you. lol
Alright well I have a billion things to do tonight..
Roselanders just thought I'd let you know I think it's So funny ya'll play MFK. We would play it at school with each other.. bringing back some good memories here:)
Gd' Night
-B.R.C.
Bye Teeth :)
Geo,
Don't feel bad, I have never watched....Shit the medical show and I can't remeber thename.
Birdie and Bren are here, I'm ecstatic and not invisible-wow.
Cate
So wise to leave wanding tools to the FGM.
Oookay.. if you didn't suggest.. I sure hope you didn't request it!
I mean.. I love Cate and all, but not THAT much!!!
Birdie
Don't ya know that I have a desk reference guide for MFK games?
Did you get that at Barnes and Noble?
Who is wearing the strap-on? ;-)
WTF are you guys talking about right now? Wanding tools? You can't even go to the bathroom around here without getting totally confused.
Birdie
I got it at Lovers Lane in the dirty book section, cause it was kinda smegish.
Geo
Cate has a strap on helmet that she wears when she's in a hurry.
DK has a magic wand that works wonders with trolls and such.....I think that it has gotten confused with other types of "magic wands" ;) At least that is what I got..... :)
Smitty
Where are you? Watching TV to get more names?
I'm laughing so much right now it's making my cough worse!!!
Omigosh.. hehehehe..
My head's hurting again now too..
hehehe..
Kay,
I had to send you an email. OK?
OK here is all I will say about the smeg. After many years of being a nurse I hope I never see it again!
so the night owls are here
i cant keep track of you guys changing topics evry minute, lmao
Dreamer,
You are never invisible in my eyes..
Hi Ho Birdie!
Tracy--boo you whore
Birdie
Any chance of that realistically? Or are you doomed to see smegma?
And no DK I am not watching tv--just distracted and bad connection.
Where the f is Rose?? She was here--she leaves--she is here--she leaves???
ROSE! Come play woman!
Penny - CYE :)
Okay the hairy donut was all kinds of yuck, but smegma?!
Smitty
Rose hangs more on Twitter, cause her bestest friends are on there. Sigh.
;)
I can't go out. *cough* I'm sick!
hehehe
No more smutty toaster!
Holy Hell! A whole party without me.
OK here is the only other thing I will say about smeg. It does not exist where I work now or at least I don't have to look at it.
Hi Bren!
Tracy,
I love you lots, but you don't have my kind of equipment so we are good ;)
Geo, the helmet is more of me being an idiot. Just a warning...don't expect much.
Kay...no confusion...You know those magic wands are multifunction!
Tracy - I need some soap over here for my mind please! LOL!!!
Tracy - You are absolutely disgraceful, keep it up!!
T-
Why would I want to read anything else? I'm perfectly happy with that statement!
Would someone catch me up?
Tracy, no choking! Tell JRM to take it easy!
Susan, what party?? You weren't here so couldn't have been:)
Sue,
It's impossible. I've been here most of the night and I'm confused. Go read Tracy's avi.
Rose, I hope you read this...
IN your mind, what would be a happy place for Rob to be in once twilight is done?
I mean, do you think its better if he does blockbusters, with great actors and directors? Or if he stays in the indie genre and the general public forgets him and moves on, but his core fan base continues to follow him?
I think the latter is better, I dont mind if the public esp the gossip mags find a new muse as long as he continues acting in some scope.
What if he took his money from Twilight and went back to lead a small life back in London, doing small theater and playing in small bars. Would that be a happy "ending" in your mind??
Cate
Well, I'm here now, baby!
:o)
Sue--same shit different day
Tracy is a perv
E is worse
DK is demanding more MFK and suggested Cate use a strap on
That's about it
And howthehellareyou???
Cate-
There would be no choking-I think T can handle that
That's cause you embrace your dirty mind, E.. ;) No denying that it's got permanent residence in the gutter!!
And SueBee.. a few short rounds of MFK.. We learned yet another weird name for a penis.. donut holder.. uhm.. Cate's got a strap on.. (I think) and someone somewhere named their junk Mr. Happy.
Dreamer,
I have a request...I have had a song in my head all day...give me more words than...Baby, I love your way.
Smitty
Doing great! How are you?
Tracy, Cate, Elaine, and ladies
sound like some titilating topics.
(How often do you get to use that word?")
Cate has a strap on? And you think a friend would share that sooner.
Donut holder? That's a new one.
How about trouser snake?
Susan, Well HELL Yeah!!! Get it crankin my friend.
Ok ? Am I trading my helmet for a strap on "wand?" Just want to make sure I know my accessories?
Cate,
I think you could rock both!
Are we still doing penis euphemisms or mfk?
Has snuffaluffagus been used? Or Ol' One Eye or pink torpedo. I love Spinal Tap..
OK--MFK Round Three
Prince Harry
Chase Crawford
Zac Efron
skin boat, boney baloney, jimmy, jock, junk, goods, the third eye, etc...
Well, this has been interesting, but I'm back to volunteering again so tomorrow is an early day.
Night all.
BITE THAT PILLOW!
That is all I have to say.
*SuzyQ*
Hi Susan!!
Has anyone used Pussy Poker yet? lol is it too much ladies?
DK-you have the list right?
Bren,
I think that is by Todd Rundgren.
For Bren, don't want you to lose your mind!
One Hit Wonders Lyrics
Baby, I Love Your Way Lyrics
Shadows grow so long before my eyes
And they're moving across the page
Suddenly the day turns into night
Far away from the city but don't hesitate
'Cause your love just won't wait hey
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way every day
Wanna be with you night and day
Moon appears to shine and light the sky
With the help of some fireflies
I wonder how they have the power shine shine shine
I can see them under the pines
But don't hesitate 'cause your love won't wait hey
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way every day
Wanna be with you night and day uh yeah
But don't hesitate 'cause your love won't wait
I can see the sunset in your eyes
Brown and grey and blue besides
Clouds are stalking islands in the sun
Wish I could dry one out of season
But don't hesitate 'cause your love just won't wait hey
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way uuhh
Wanna be with you night and day
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way uuhh
Wanna be with you night and day
Elaine! Oh my god! That was awesome.
Harry - F He seems a little naughty
Crawford - K just no
Efron - K and no again
Prince Harry--kill--doesn't do it for me.
Chace Crawford--Fuck--most definitely
Zac Efron--Marry--He's okay and he seems devoted in a relationship
'Night Penny!
Wow Elaine!! I haven't heard that one!!
Prince Harry - Can't it be William?? Hmm.. but then.. Harry's kind of the wild one, right? And he's got the schmexy accent.. and I'd get a tiara for reals one day.. Imma marry him.
Chase Crawford - hmmmmmmm.... tough choice.. but I'll kill him.
Zac Efron - dude's got a hot bod.. maybe if he's quiet and I close my eyes and pretend he's someone else.. I could fuck him.
Smitty
M and F - J Deep all the way, lol
maybe F- those 3
Marry-Prince Harry-second son of Royalty in one of the richest families in the world. Crazy, not to.
Kill-Chase Crawford-I hate gossip like I hate gossip shows.
Fuck-Zac Efron-he'd put a twinkle in my eyes, with his twinkly ways.
Ta-Da!!!!!
Night PL!
Susan, if I rock both does that literally mean I am a fucking idiot? lol
F: Chase, he is pretty yummy.
M: Prince Harry, I can learn the true Queen wave
Zac Effron, indifferent so he can live, but not interested.
Efron-K Just doesn't have that thing that makes me swing
Crawford-F Likes to have fun even if it is illegal
Harry-M Do I have to? He is probably nice but also probably boring
Harry- Fuck him he's got a little smirk on his face that says he's up to no good
Chace-marry cause after we get to fuck!
Zac-Kill him doesn't do it for me
This is a tricky one. I think I'd have to kill Harry,he's a bit of an idiot
Fuck Chace Crawford,he's pretty
Marry Zac Efron, he seems nice enough
Cate
LOL! A fucking idiot is better than fucking goofy and I love you anyway!
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