What is there to talk about today?
Hmmm...
Not so much.
Let's see...
1) Robert and Kristen are supposed to be headed to Rio soon.
I've heard this weekend.
Woo.Fucking.Hoo.
Actually... I think it's all kinds of cool that they are going
to be working on the honeymoon scenes.
Robert and Kristen should have those moves down pat by now...
Kinda like second nature
if you know what I mean....
and I think that you do.
But...
Of course...
There is the requisite drama that must follow Rob and Kristen
wherever they may go.
2) Some people are hoping Stephanie Meyers is on set
so she can squash any thing of a sexual nature!
Yes! That's right!
They want SM to make sure there isn't any
unnecessary Hanky Panky going on!!
Really.
I am not making this up.
Can you imagine being so focused on Robert and Kristen
having a honeymoon scene in Breaking Dawn...
Being so distraught at the fact that they will HAVE a honeymoon scene
That you want someone to come in and monitor it?
To make sure it stays "True to the Book"
Yeah. Right.
OK.
If you say so.
(bwa.ha.ha.ha)
3) Oh and Taylor Lautner may or may not be going along.
Personally...
I'm not sure where he fits into this part of the movie
Pretty sure he didn't come along for the honeymoon...
BUT
Who knows what other scenes they may or may not film.
When all is said and done...
Does it really matter?
Really??
No.
4) Reports of "TENSION" on the set.
This just in...
Robert and Kristen are not getting along folks.
Robert has had enough!
ENOUGH OF THE CHARADE!
Kristen wants things done HER way or NO way!
It's the beginning of the end.
Well... see.
If Robert and Kristen AREN'T photographed together...
then its the end of the fucking world.
They can't stand each other.
They only put up with the other because of the movie.
BUT
If Robert and Kristen ARE photographed together...
Then its the end of the fucking world, too...
But then it's all about PR PR PR!
That's the only reason they are together!!!
You see what I'm getting at?
Whatever happens...
It is twisted and distorted to suit their agenda.
Rob and Kristen kissing?
Fake.
Rob and Kristen holding hands?
Fake.
But Robert hating Kristen...
Kristen and Robert fighting.
THAT they believe.
Robert is 'distancing' himself from Kristen.
Except when he's kissing her or nuzzling her...
or spending all his time with her.
Because there hasn't been any pictures since they were in L.A. together
What's that been... like 3 weeks?
Surely you remember this?
October 10th.
Yeah.
I know.
It's a fucking lifetime ago, isn't it?
It seems like ages since Kristen has had her hand on Rob's thigh.
And years since Robert's hand was around her wrist.
Yeah.
I can see why some people lose their minds...
It's been sooooo long.
GFG
I was going to end with a very different picture today...
But someone asked me to change it.
So I did.
I'm sweet and adorable that way.
And yeah...
OK.
We all know who Bobby Long is... Right?
Talented.
Good Looking.
Singer/Songwriter
British.
And happens to be pretty good friends with Robert.
That's all kinds of nice, isn't it?
He's on tour.
You should go see him.
He's pretty to look at...
He's pretty to listen to.
Win/Fucking/Win
http://www.myspace.com/musicbobbylong
Go to his myspace.
Listen.
Look.
Love.
This post is brought to you by the letters *G* and *D*
G for GOOD fucking GRIEF
I like it.
D for fucking bullshit DRAMA
Sometimes even if you try to avoid drama...
You still get some stuck to the bottom of your shoe.
Try to get it off as soon as possible...
Otherwise it stinks up the whole place.
Bye for now
♥♥♥
576 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 576 of 576Tracy...ohhh...yes can we make it William? That would be all kinds of M and F!!
big mac, carnal stump, the general, disco stick,
Midas, Prince Charming, Salty Dog, Sir Martin Wagstaff,
soul pole, and uterus unicorn.
(NONE of these were mine) LOL!!!
M - Prince Harry.....spending time in Scotland would be worth it.
F - Zac Efron......he's cute and all.
K - Chase Crawford....mmeheh
Marry Zac, he's a cutie..
Fuck---Chace --he's a player
Kill Harry--looks like Charles
Smitty
I'm stuck on Uterus Unicorn!
I'm definitely getting a visual!
Cate-
What is wrong with Harry-he's young, nice body and his happy trail must be lovely if it's the same color as his hair.
LOL Smitty!! Sir Martin Wagstaff?!?!?
Smitty - Where the hell does Sir Martin Wagstaff come from? lol
Oh,I got Harry and William mixed up. He might not be so boring.
I know Tracy agrees with me, here...can we throw Jackson Rathbone into the mix?
I'd be more than happy to tell you what I'd like to do to him.
You know, if you were curious!
SueBee
Me, too, unicorn!
Green aligators, and long necked geese, some hump-back camels and some chimpanzees.....
Might have to post that song tonight.
Oh yes SueBee..
Jackson.......
DK,
Thanks for the song...love it!
None of those were mine so I have NO CLUE! Never heard them until now.
LOL
Anyone mention twig and berries? Frank and beans?
Elaine, Nothing wrong with Harry!! I M'd him? William is just...I don't know...a full package deal?
Full Package!
Um, get it?
Anderson Cooper is on ---you know he might be a good one to fuck.
Did you know he is Gloria Vanderbilt's son?...
Cate-
I like your thinking-full package got my attention :)
Smitty,
Any explanation you can get would surely be worth it!
I'm going with sole pole. No explanation needed and I'm so using it somehow :)
Anderson Cooper is on my freebie list. Like permanent spot on it.
And yeah.. I knew he was her son.. he wrote a book. It's a very good book.. sort of his autobiography. Dispatches from the Edge. Very good read.
For Birdie or was it Bren?
Little Sister
Little sister, don't you
Little sister, don't you
Little sister, don't you kiss me once or twice
Then say it's very nice
And then you run
Little sister dont you do what your big sister does
Well, I dated your big sister
And took her to a show
I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door
Ev'ry time I see your sister
Well she's got somebody new
She's mean and she's evil
Like that old Boll Weevil
Guess I'll try my luck with you
Well, I used to pull your pigtails
And pinch your turned-up nose
But you been a growin'
And baby, it's been showin'
From your head down to your toes
Little sister, don't you
Little sister, don't you
Little sister, don't you kiss me once or twice
Then say it's very nice
And then you run
Little sister, don't you
Do what your big sister done
Little sister, don't you
Little sister, don't you
Little sister, don't you kiss me once or twice
Then say it's very nice
And then you run
Little sister dont you do what your big sister does
Well, I dated your big sister
And took her to a show
I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door
Ev'ry time I see your sister
Well she's got somebody new
She's mean and she's evil
Like that old Boll Weevil
Guess I'll try my luck with you
Well, I used to pull your pigtails
And pinch your turned-up nose
But you been a growin'
And baby, it's been showin'
From your head down to your toes
Little sister, don't you
Little sister, don't you
Little sister, don't you kiss me once or twice
Then say it's very nice
And then you run
Little sister, don't you
Do what your big sister done
Elvis Presley warns you sister:
1961
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnPGt_Cf1z4
Thank You/Jackiej61too - youtube
Walloper, the wonder down under, 21st digit, Admiral Winky, beastus maximus, beef bus, Great Buddha, My Guy, Kong, Leader of the sack, and Lord Hardwick.
(Again, NONE OF THESE ARE MINE)
Leader of the Sack!!!! I almost spit my pop everywhere!
That was good. Tell the person who came up with that that it was awesome.
Smitty
Lovin' that leader of the sack, could inspire a song within one.
Cate - Any of them are better than the purple-headed bed snake which is what my little charmer likes to call it :)
I'm an idiot. It took me till just now to figure out "Lord Hardwick"
:oP
some dude calls his dick "My Guy"?!?!
Does he sing to it? You know there's a song out there called "My Guy" right?
And I'm not asking for lyrics.. just putting that out there..
Tracy
You caught me just in time from posting them there lyrics about that there guy, my guy. Lol.
Tracy,
Freebie list --- too funny!
He's always so serious, the only time I've seen him cracking up was with Kathy Griffin...
The biggest hoot about all of these is you know boys,men sit around and dream these up about their great appendage.
Lord Harwick would like to invite you to T.
I like leader of the sack! The cock is in charge lol
Elaine
And he has a helmet!
He's been on the Ellen show before, Bren.. And when he substitutes for Regis on Regis & Kelly. He's very cute and is always laughing on those shows.
Yeah, my son (8 y.o.) calls his his jewels or his keys.
I'm so happy tonight, learning so many new words for such an old, familiar and greatly loved, thing.
DK,
Little sister, got it...
I deleted it cuz I thought it was gross after I posted it..LOL
Susan,
Even better-lol
Angelica,
Gotta agree with you on that one! lol
My guy is with Elaine on the name...cock it is!
He sent me the avi one day and wanted to know if I wanted to meet for lunch!
Hell Yeah!!
Asked my husband what he named his.
He said "All Yours"
LOL
Bren
It was funny, and I chortled Out Loud!
Oh god--he's got more
Lord plumber, Man Axe, Love Whistle, Mammoth Mound of Manlihood, Oliver Twist, pleasure pickle, Ralph the Fur faced chicken (wtf?), salami grande, and the Solicitor General.
Ralph the Fur Faced chicken????
No words for that one! :o)
Mammoth Mound of Manlihood...bwahahaha..
Tracy,
You are absolutely right, I did see him showing a segment on his show of him and Kelly answering medical questions on Regis and Kelly----I remember it was hilarious..
Smitty
You just can't beat this..right?
Okay new one!
Euphemisms for sex
Examples--Hide the salami, knock boots, horizontal mambo, etc....
Awww, Susan we need to clone your man!
Smitty...JFC...tears...I have tears! LOL
How the hell am I going to keep the dick in the box off the loop tonight??
I can honestly say I NEVER heard of any of these and am AMAZED about the things you discover about someone you thought you knew. ROFL!!!
Ralph the fur faced chicken?!?!
I do NOT want to explain to the hubs right now why I'm sitting here laughing to the point of tears.
Have you tried Dickens Cider?
I like salami grande a lot!!! lol
oh, DK.. I think there's plenty of ways to beat it..
But that may be a conversation for another night!!!!
OMG Smitty....I cannot stop laughing!!! bwahahaahaha!!!!!
and Cate!! dick in box??!?!?
Tracy
You bet!
Remember the nurse talk and the table whacking?
Tracy
Beat it....okay here we go
Flog the bishop, spank the monkey, polish the knob...
Smitty,
OMG--pleasure pickle, and salami grande---genius!
Why yes, Lord Hardwick, I would love a salami Grande with pickle
Omigosh.. SueBee!!
Let's see.. After receiving a tweet from funnyordie.com...
How to Train Your Dragon
has taken on a WHOLE new meaning for me.
Okay--here we go
Riding my Pony, skeet, belly ride, blanket drill, dinky dunk, four legged frolic, get a crumpet, mingle limbs, plant the oats, quimsticking, sink the soldier, what mother did before me, yentz, horizontal refreshment, introduce charley, and change one's luck.
Tracy
How to train your dragon, huh?
That has some possibilities!
Kay,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9HloS9Ukto&has_verified=1
This was what I dreamed about the first night of name that dick :)
Don't forget to invite Lord Hardwick to T, Suse..
preferably afternoon T, since morning T isn't really as readily available.
Damn, my daughter needs to do homework! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I have to say my friends and sisters are way to tame! Thank you for a fun night!
Smitty,
Someone has one hell of a vocabulary!
Blanket drill!!!
Sink the soldier!!!
Horizontal refreshment!!!
Those are epic-love them!!!
Quimsticking...it almost sounds like something you could get a scholarship for!
Get a crumpet, mighty fine that one.
SueBee
Yes, an olympic sport!
T-
Baby-I invite Lord Hardwick to T at any time. And mornings-that's when the best T happens
The things you can learn just by reading this blog...let's see Uterus Unicorn, Ralph the fur faced chicken.
If Cate wears the helmet and the strap on does that make her a fucking idiot.
fyi: in High School one of my friends had a book she loaned me where this guy called his "Ralph"
OKAY--these refer to a special um, yea--you'll figure it out
Dinner beneath the bridge, Loop-de-loop, flip flop, double header, telephone the stomach, talking to the boat people, whistle in the dark, and have a bit of giblet pie.
Birdie
Take care. Laughter fights deflation!
I won't be up too late tonight as I have early running around to do tomorrow.
Yuck, well, not really cause I'm going to a winery, a winery, a winery....
Horizontal refreshment....
Is that what you have after doing the Horizontal Mambo???
Talking to the boat people?
Dinner beneath the bridge! That's an instant classic.
I better not say what I think the meaning of horizontal refreshment is :)
Elaine
I think it horizontal refreshment means
Drinks ar sunset? Just kidding. We all know what it means!
Hey baby..would you like to have a bit of giblet pie...I cannot stop laughing.
That was supposed to be drinks AT sunset.
I've just got to figure out that boat people expression.
Hop on, Hide the ferrett, get a facial, gum a root, gumch, clean up the kitchen, smoke the white owl, and thread the needle.
Would that be gum a manroot?
Talking to the boat people...
hehehehe..
that's a new one.. I've never heard that one before.
There's a completely inappropriate shirt I tried to get the kiddo to get the other night.
It had a pink taco on it, pink shirt.. and it says
"My taco sparkles"
Tracy...Bwahahahaha
Yea my daughter wouldn't wear that either. Now I might!
Okay--i seriously have no idea on some of these
barking at the ape, eating at the Y, playing in the sandbox, bump fur, bananas and cream, feather bed jig, cop a doodle, and get Jack in the orchard.
I would too Cate!! But she wouldn't let me get it. Might have to go back without her..
the taco on the shirt was all sparkly too.
OMG DK that is hysterical! lol
Barking at the Ape?????
What if it's more of a cute monkey?
:oP
REPOST
For me, learning all of these new expressions IS more important than learning how to use velcro on shoes and snaps on shirts. Yes, siree..
Bananas and cream got my attention-lol
Lord Hardwick eats at the Y, after T or sometimes before.
I like the bumping fur better then bumping uglies :)
Susan, I don't think any man wants to be known as a cute monkey. JS
Cate,
Oh, I was picturing it the other way around---
barking--jaw moving--am I saying too much?
SueBee
You said just enough for me to have an ah, ha, moment.
Ok ladies I seriously have to get off here and snooze or at least stop laughing really loud cuz everyone here is like glaring at us.
SO much fun to be here--thanks and sweet dreams to those that are about to sleep.
Liza--have a happy Friday my friend. I hope you have a wonderful weekend full of happy!
Bye everyone else.
Susan, U would be right. I missed the original post it was with :)
Sooo cute monkey works!
Bye Smitty! Talk to you soon!
(Hugs)
Susan
Night Smitty!!
Not sure what your dreams might consist of tonight, but hope they are at least entertaining :)
Smitty
Tally ho, you paddywhacker!
Bye Smitty...thanks for the laughs and enlarging our dicktionary. ;-p
'Night Smitty - thanks for the vocabulary lesson tonight :)
Goodnight Tracy, SueBee, DK, Cate, Elaine, Geo and anyone else still here in Roseland!
Have a wonderful Friday everyone. :)
I can't concentrate anymore.. drowsy... losing my voice...
and I'm going to get in trouble if I don't go and get some sleep.
Laters!
Guess I better call it a night as well. Don't want to oversleep like I did this morning. Think I will climb the mammoth mound of manlihood and smoke the white owl. On second thought I think I will just go to bed. hehe
Night all!
G'nite all! Have to get up early in the morning.
Sleep well, everyone!
Night Tracy and Kay!
I'm off to hopefully sleep. Hope Justin doesn't keep me up tonight :)
*hugs*
Goodnight, sistas! I'll not forget this night with ye.
Late In The Evening
The first thing I remember,
I was lying in my bed
I couldn't've been no more than one or two
And I remember there's a radio, coming from the room next door
My mother laughed the way some ladies' do
Well it's late in the evening, and the music's seeping through
The next thing I remember,
I am walking down a street
I'm feeling alright I'm with my boys and with my troops, yeah
Down along the avenue some guys were shootin' pool
And I heard the sound of acapella groups, yeah
Singin' late in the evening, and all the girls out on the stoops, yeah
Then I learned to play some lead guitar, I was underage in this funky bar
And I stepped outside to smoke myself a J
When I come back to the room, everybody just seemed to move
And I turned my amp up loud and I began to play
It was late in the evening, and I blew that room away
First thing I remember when you came into my life
I said I wanna get that girl,
no matter what I do
Well I guess I've been in love before
and once or twice have been on the floor
But I've never loved no-one the way that I love you
..and I love you
And it was late in the evening, and all the music's seeping through
Paul Simon has fun like the Sistas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57RIlznOpDM
Thank you/amindenandel - youtube
The Unicorn Song
(Lyrics on video)
The Irish Rovers love unicorns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4bc9UwZsYs
Thank You/VenomousNewfie - youtube
Dreamer,
I got stuck on a phone call, and when I finally got back the party had ended.LOL
Falling Slowly
I don't know you
But I want you
All the more for that
Words fall through me
And always fool me
And I can't react
And games that never amount
To more than they're meant
Will play themselves out
Take this sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice
You'll make it now
Falling slowly, eyes that know me
And I can't go back
Moods that take me and erase me
And I'm painted black
You have suffered enough
And warred with yourself
It's time that you won
Take this sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you had a choice
You've made it now
Falling slowly sing your melody
I'll sing along.
Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0lIdr5TsaU&feature=related
Film "Once" Best Song Oscar winner
Thank you/Zoecster1994 - youtube
Be back in a while to see who's lurking :-)
Dreamer
yoo-hoo DK---
Bren
Who You? Bren?
Bren
I've been on twitter and looks like R/K are on their way to Brasil already. That's lovely.
Dreamer,
I saw that earlier in the evening, and now that I was surfing...there's a picture of R/K on the plane..I wonder if they know the person sitting across the aisle from them is taking their picture, then posting it.
Another thing, the hotel where they are going to stay has been enclosed by a fence...
The article even states fans will be waiting for their arrival...20 hr flight from NOLA to Rio...
I know the crowds were out of control in Brazil when Taylor and Kristen were there for New Moon...what will they do for Rob...
Lord help them...
I Go To Rio
When my baby
When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio
De Janeiro, my-oh-me-oh
I go wild and then I have to do the Samba
And La Bamba
Now I'm not the kind of person
With a passionate persuasion for dancin'
Or roma-ancin'
But I give in to the rhythm
And my feet follow the beatin' of my hear-eart
Woh-ho-oh-oh, when my baby
When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio
De Janeiro
I'm a Salsa fellow
When my baby smiles at me
The sun'll lightens up my li-ife
And I am free at last, what a blast
Woh-ho-oh-oh, when my baby
When my baby smiles at me
I feel like Tarzan, of the Jungle
There on the hot sand
And in a bungalow while monkeys play above-a,
We-ee make love-a
Now I'm not the type to let vibrations (Rio...)
Trigger my imagination easily (Rio...)
You know that's just not me
But I turn into a tiger (Rio...)
Everytime I get beside the - one I love (Rio...)
Woh, oh, woh, woh-oh..., Rio... - Rio...
Yeah Ugh - Rio... - Ugh
Woh-ho-oh-oh, when my ba-a-aby (when my baby)
When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio (Rio...)
De Janeiro
I'm a Salsa fellow-ow
When my baby smiles at me
The sun'll lightens u-up my li-ife
And I am free at last, what a blast
When my baby (when my baby)
When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio (Rio...)
That's when I go to Rio (Rio)
Rio - Rio De Janeir-eiro
Rio...., Rio...., Rio....
Peter Allen loves Rio!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZHXzEi1D9I
Thank you/TheHQAUDIO - youtube
Bren
Yes, to all you wrote.
I can't stick around tonight, because I usually drive Miss Daisy on Friday.
Shouldn't Gwen be here by now?
She was on with us earlier, so I don't know.
I'm soon to be off also, for the winery trip this afternoon with the sister and good friend from NJ.
Meaning I need to sleep or at least try.
'Twas quite a roll, we all were on earlier, and I'm still rocking.
It was so much fun, but I missed the end because of a phone call..
But that was ok, the call was important.
It toned down at the end. Then everyone said adios and left. You didn't miss anything that isn't posted on the comments.
Everything all right with you and yours?
Boy, as I re-read my comments I see how goofy I am right now (okay wiseguy, I know what you'd say about that).
My mom had told me earlier today that my brother in law has had a couple of bad days..(he's on a kidney donor waiting list). I left a message for my sister to call me, and that was her on the phone, but she said actually he did feel a little better today...they had upped his treatments to three a day..so, I feel a little more relieved.
Oh, I'm glad he feels better, it must be hard to be waiting like that. No one matches in the family?
He has all kinds of relatives and friends who have tested, but no one matches...and his only two brothers who possibly would match have medical conditions that won't allow them to donate..
In any case, it is a big decision for anyone to make. Hopefully, it won't be much longer for a donor for him.
I'll wave the wand in his direction, what state is he in?
I forgot to mention, I would never use your name and Goofy in the same sentence..LOL
Are you going on a tour of a winery?, or is it a wine tasting festival?
Soooo do the people that hope SM is there to monitor the honemoon scenes and keep it true to the book realize that there is sex in the book? omg desperate much? Lmao thanks Rose for the shot of reality in this sometimes crazy fandom. Looove the pictures. too cute.
A couple of months ago, I stopped at winery in Barrington, Il for lunch.
I was so impressed with the wine I had then, I signed up for their wine club.
Each month I get two bottles of the monthly selections. So far, they have been delicious.
Today, my sister and that friend are going along to pick up my selection and have an early dinner there. It's a fun place to visit, with a store, etc.
Not like Napa Valley or anything!
I think he's been on the list for a year.
I was reading up on it the other day, and I think there are 72,000 patients waiting for a kidney transplant in the U.S.-I pray for him all the time, and leave him in the Lord's hands--that's all anyone can do.
Don't tell anyone, but I am spiritual myself and share your thinking.
The wand is not in my power but in the One.
There is no way I would mock you or anyone with my suggesting to wave it.
I feel that the power is in the Belief that healing does happen.
Whenever two or more are gathered, etc.
Sounds like a really fun day. I'm sure you'll have a great time..
How fun for R/K to get away like that also---to such a romantic place...I know it's work, but still they're together and very much in love..couldn't be happier for those two..
Girl, I'm getting sleepy, time to hit the hay..got a full day ahead of me...
Later....
Goodnight, Bren. Don't sneeze too much in that hay!
Oh and DK,
Praise the Lord!
Sweetie, I got the Be-Attitude, and am all praise and gratitude.
DK
For Dear Rose:
Tell Me Something Good
You ain't got no kind of feeling inside
I got something that will sure 'nuff set your stuff on fire
You refuse to put anything before your pride
I got something that will knock all your pride aside
CHORUS:
Tell me something good (tell me, tell me, tell me)
Tell me that you love me
Tell me something good (tell me, tell me, tell me)
Tell me that you like it, yeah
Got no time is what you're known to say
I'll make you wish there were 48 hours to each day
Problem is you ain't been loved like you should
What I got to give will sure 'nuff do you good.
Chaka Khan & Rufus funking it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWcAUxIgXxc
Written by Stevie Wonder-1971
Thank you/Funkredible - youtube
The lights are left on 24/7, here in Roseland.
Stop for a while and smell the roses.
I am so late today because I have had a stressful, horrible week. I love these pictures, Rose, and I never get tired of looking at them. I love the way Sidney thinks, after all the filming is over, they will live happily ever after because they will realize they can't live without each other... I have given up trying to convince the haters and nonstens to believe these two wonderful people are in love and together. Hopefully, time will prove us right. Take care Roselanders and dear Rose...I hope everybody has a lovely weekend.
Another great blog Rose. Those Paris airport pics are still among my favorites.
Have you seen this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7w8jvj2Fcw&feature=player_embedded
This is seriously the hottest Twilight video I've seen on the net.
SueBee - the idea of green Snowballs...ugghhh, they're bad enough as is. I won't be able to keep a straight face in the market!
I can't believe I missed the bathroom humor, I'm great at nicknames. Manroot, though, and Donut Holder are new ones for me, funny!!! One-eyed snake is one that cracks my hubby up. But now I have an 8-yr old boy, we've come up with funny ones for him. It started with him overhearing and misunderstanding what others were saying as jokes. But the ones that have stuck - Pills, Junk, Frank and Beans, The newest, "Mighty Beans", lovingly named after the kiddo's fave toy these days! I know, its demented! :)
Good morning, Roseland!!!
I haven't laught so much in long time...the things we learn in Roseland!
Smitty...he has a very extensive 'vocabulary'...thanks for the new expressions LOL
Hope everyone has a fabulous day!!
Katy -Good Morning, it was hysterical!! I fell asleep on my laptop at 3am and woke up with half a keyboard imprinted o my face.lol
Morning Roseland,
I need to say my favorite from last night is "what mother did before me"--its just so cute and old-fashioned.
Nobody is up--i'm reduced to windows shopping for things nobody could ever possibly need. OOHHH--a wine glass necklace holder--LOL! I need to order one of those--its like a lanyard that you slide a wine glass into. Cause that wouldn't spill all over or anything. hahaha There is also a toilet roll ipod docking station--lol--okay I need more sleep--kinda slap happy but really you are spending WAY too much time in the bathroom if you need that one.
bahahaha--okay there are also slippers with lights on the front--haha--getting those for chrismas for SURE.
bye-happy friday!
good morning Roseland!
I just read the rest of the posts last night, that was...umm...entertaining and educational, lol. Its a treat after a long day of work. Now time for me to rest.
Have a great Friday to all Roselander!
Good morning Katy, Angelica and Smitty :)
Smitty - Glad you are doing well this morning. I gotta say, 'what my mother did before me' really is a good one, but holy cow - the list was amazing! Hope you have a good day - get some sleep if you can!
Have a happy Friday Roseland!
Smitty - Morning!I think uterus unicorn is still my personal favourite, I know what I'm setting as a challenge in the pub tonight, let's see if mine has a more extensive vocabulary than yours :)
I'm a chronic insomniac,I buy all sorts of random crap online when everyone's asleep.I considered the toilet ipod dock for a second since I'm permanently attached to mine - I keep it tucked in my bra cup when I'm moving about, so don't really need a dock! Have a great day!
Morning Kay - Roseland is nothing if not educational and the information is so practical too!!
Good morning everyone!
My head is still spinning. I never knew... Hysterical!
Hi Angelica...LOl...You ladies never fail to make me laught! how are you today?
Smitty...slippers with lights on the front?!??! you have to buy one of those for Boris and Syd....Hope you have a great day
HI, Kay and Gwen...Happy friday
(Bad spelling)
Angelica--please don't take this wrong but when i first read that i thought you were sayng you were permanently attached to the toilet. LOL okay made me laugh.
Smitty - LMAO!! Yes, I can see how you came to that conclusion - the ipod, I'm permanently attached to the IPOD!! :)
Good morning everyone and happy Friday!
Last night was just...I never knew so many names! lol
Have fun shopping Smitty. Sounds like you are spotting some interesting merchandise. Slippers with lights?
Morning Geo. I used to have some slippers that were dinosaur feet but the dog kept attacking them and tripping me up, so they had to go !
Morning Roseland! Happy Friday to all.
Rose- love the airport pics- contentment and bliss is written all over them. Sweet sighs.
Been reading back through what I missed...the things you learn...to add to the convo...
My friend calls one part of her south of the equator "rosebud" and she will send texts to her hubby telling him "Rosie needs fertilizing tonight" and stuff like that. Her husband has named himself the "mad piston" cause of his mad skills in the bedroom (not wanting to know about such skills so I will take his word for it). Their a little crazy but such a fun couple.
I've also heard sex being called "mattress dancing".
Smitty- sounds like some great Christmas presents for people. Lucky them...ha,ha.
Susan- read your analogy from yesterday. It's perfectly expressed. You are a great storyteller. Have you ever thought about writing a book or something? I think you would be so good at it.
Okay posting the link to the Maple Apple Upside Down Cake I made the other day. It is fantastic! If you can't get the link somehow email me (click on my profile to get my email address) and I will send it to you.
http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/maple-apple-upside-down-cake
Hope everyone has a fantabulous Friday.
Hi Angel,
Doggies are so funny aren't they? We used to have a ceramic duck that our dog would bark at all the time. He never trusted that duck!
The mattress dancing reminded me of a story that happened to a friend of mine. She was hosting a holiday family meal, so her parents, siblings etc... Her son( around age 5) pipes up and says " Do you know what I saw last night? Mom and dad were doing naked wrestling." Needless to say she was mortified.
Oooh the Maple Apple Upside Down Cake looks delicious and doesn't seem too difficult to make. I think I might make it for Thanksgiving...thanks Melinda.
Naked wrestling..cute..and I would die! Does anyone else think carnal stump sounds like something got castrated?
Birdie- LOL! Out of the mouth of babes!
Geo- it was really good. The only time consuming part I guess is peeling, coring, and cutting the apples but it's not too bad. And it really does taste like apple pancakes. I am going to make it again for Thanksgiving as well.
Okay gotta go as work is calling me...
Good morning Melinda! I can't wait to try making that one, I have a bit of a thing for apple flavoured stuff lately.
My friend's husband likes to ask me if she mentioned how much pleasure he gives her with his "love hammer". He claims he wants her friends to feel reassured that he's doing his duty as a husband!!
Incidentally,"quimsticking" sounds like something from Harry Potter :)
good day roseland and rose!!!
another great post!!! and those pics were the light that triggered my fascination with these two.
i totally agree with you. drama... drama... drama... and drama and i don't see an end in sight LOL. i never seen a fandom just as dramatic as this. everything is turn into craziness. and my favorite of all and always makes my day is the PR thing. my friend and i always discussed this, so when rob and kristen get married should that be a PR marriage and what they would call the "golden child" (this what they call the future baby on tweeter hehehe)a PR baby.
but despite all these craziness and whatnot, i am really glad that rob and kristen remains happy and very much in love, and just live their lives they way they wanted it.
waiting for your next post...
hope everyone will have a happy friday!!!!
Good Friday morning Roseland!
Oh My Gosh! What a convo you all had last night! :)
My late contribution is -Climbing Mount Pork-o-lay-La.
Sorry I missed it.
Here's to a great Friday and weekend for all.
Off-topic........The NYC marathon is this Sunday. I'm not running but good luck to those who are!
Take care all!
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