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Monday, November 1, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Forever and Ever


Things that make you go HMMMMMM...
Kristen.
NOLA Airport.
Yesterday.
What is making me HMMMM?

1) There is only ONE picture.
What the hell?
No video.
No other shots.

2) She is alone.
What the hell?
No bodyguard?
No one?

I'm not debating whether or not she went to L.A.
I think she did.
I'm just wondering about this picture.

And one final HMMMMMMM

3) Where exactly is Robert?


This is more what I expect when Kristen walks through an airport.
People.
Robert.
Glowering expressions.
Heh.


But see... this is how it always goes.

Kristen or Robert
show up somewhere without the other.
And immediately it's
THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
Seriously...
I'm fucking knee deep in foam as I speak.
Relax people.

So what if Kristen went back to L.A. for a couple of days.
I don't get all the drama ALL the time about this sort of 
mundane bullshit.

My husband is out of town for the next few days...
and guess what?
WE ARE STILL MARRIED!
Imagine that!


And you KNOW...
YOU KNOW
That if Rob and Kristen were seen together in the airport...
Then the whining would have been even worse

"PR! PR! PR! PR! PR! PR!"

"Kristen is a clinging famewhore!!"

"Look how MISERABLE they look together!"

You get it?
Of course you do.

CAN'T WIN FOR LOSING.


Because whatever move Kristen makes...
Whether it's with Robert or not
It's always the WRONG move.
In some people's eyes... she never does anything right.

But riddle me this folks...

Just where WAS Robert Pattinson this weekend?
Anyone?
Let's see...
He was seen riding a bike...
He was supposedly driving a boat...

HMMMMMMM.

But no pictures.
No actual proof of anything.
So...
Could he have been in L.A. with Kristen?
Who knows.

Maybe Rob's Halloween costume this year
was a Ninja!
Too fast for pictures.
Too quick to really see him...
IN, OUT
UP, DOWN
All without being seen.
The guy is good.



My thoughts?

1) Yes, Kristen was in L.A.
No, we don't know if she traveled alone or not.
Yes, Robert could have been there.
No, there are no pics to 'prove' it.
But there are no pics to 'prove' he wasn't there either.
Either way?
It doesn't affect their relationship.
At all.
Good fucking Grief.

2) Listen to ’Falling in Love’ performed by Lee McDougall.


If you’re sitting comfortably then let me begin.
I want to tell you a tale about the mess that I’m in.
And it all starts with a girl.
And shes breaking up my whole world.

Shes got this big green eyes, and there as wide as the moon.

They can take you to bed without you leavin’ the room.
I would kill just to be her man,
but she’s too cool to give a damn.

I’m falling in love for the last time

I’m falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain’t mine
I’m falling in love for the last time.

She makes me feel like a king,

she makes me feel like a freak
She plays on me because she knows that I’m weak
And she knows just what to say, just to brighten up my day.

So now I’m feeling sick,

and shes still having fun
I guess she thinks that I’m thick, or maybe a little dumb
But it makes no use to me,
I’m a fool for misery.

I’m falling in love for the last time

I’m falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain’t mine
I’m falling in love for the last time.

I’m falling in love with a girl…


I’m falling in love for the last time

I’m falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain’t mine
I’m falling in love for the last time…
 
3) Now tell me that Rob didn't write that
about Kristen.
Go ahead and try.
 
Thing is...
Robert DID fall in love...
with the girl with the big green eyes
and...
It's for the LAST time.

With Acceptance Comes Peace.
Peace Be With You.

This post is brought to you by the letters *O* and *B*

B for all the BULLSHIT drama that gets spewed
over absolutely NOTHING.

O for Oreo cookies!
They are so yummy!
And for some reason they taste even better
when you eat them in bed...
and get crumbs all over the place!

and O for...


Olive Oyl.

I had a lame Halloween costume this year
(No, I'm not going into details)
But see... that's because I let B decide
and he always wants to do the same lame thing.
So...
I want to be Olive Oyl next year.
He can be Popeye... or Brutus even...
But I'm all about Olive.


Robert Loves Kristen Loves Robert

Bye for now
♥♥♥

514 comments:

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Elaine said...

Kami-

OMG what BJ? am I reading this correctly-lol

Kami said...

Elaine, I was but he left again this morning

I*B* lol don't know bout that just know that it took them forever to get down to business

Anonymous said...

Hi Melinda!!

Manroot???? LOL! You guys are too much!

Mary said...

Ok, I see this conversation is quickly going downhill.

Kami said...

Elaine, lol I had my sprinkler system winterized this morning so we've been calling it my blow job all day.

Angelica, she needs something like that

Super RN Gas Passer said...

One of my earliest memories is my parents getting the small cokes out of the machine at a gas station and adding peanuts to it!!I still get that now whenever we go on a road trip and stop to gas up...i think the cokes were like a nickel a piece (yeah, it was a l o n g time ago)!

Mother used to take a saltine cracker and put peanut butter and a marshmallow on top then put in the toaster oven...those were good. i guess kinda like a smores without the chocolate.

Anonymous said...

E,

Kami's sprinkler system got a blow job today! By four guys!!!

My team won their hockey game tonight! w00t!

Mary said...

You know manroot is really kind of appropriate if you think about it.

Kami said...

congrats Tracy!

Smitty, it has to be a huge throbbing, pulsating, gigantic, hard, manroot

Elaine said...

Penny-

I've been really busy-but usually try to read and say hi quickly. Oh and last night discussion was the penis one?

HA! I could think of a few names lol

Melinda said...

Kami-


You know since your husband has filled up your love tank so well you have more than enough to give to troll girl!!


Hey Elaine- we needed you for last night's discussion....

Kami said...

share..share...please share Elaine

Mary said...

Tracy,

Kami's guys don't know what they're doing. My DH can do the blow job all by himself.

Kami said...

Why Melinda you cheeky little thing you...lol very nice

*I*Believe* said...

Does wet heat mean the cops are caught in a rainstorm??

angelica1 said...

Kami - For best results it should be ENGORGED too!!

Kami said...

>.< I knew I forgot something

it HAS to be engorged and turgid

30 said...

Thanks Penny, I am also trying that one, I have never made Pot Raost it that way, The coke and ketchup sound like a great added taste. I will let you know how it goes after I make it. :)

Elaine said...

Kami-

Sorry that he's gone again :(
And thanks for explaining the BJ deal-I think I like my idea better though. lol-sorry I know one track mind!

*I*Believe* said...

PL~ Is your hubby double jointed? How does he bend all the way over?

Anonymous said...

I'm still going to work manroot into a conversation around here one day.. see if anyone asks me what it means.

"Oh yeah.. did you see that manroot over there? It's a rather large one, don't you think?"

Kami said...

Elaine, you, me and Tracy are all in good company then...cause my mind NEVER leaves that gutter

*I*BELIEVE said...

Hi Smitty!

I haven't seen you here in forever but wanted to thank you for the fabu recipes. I wish you were here more--I missed you so much and so do my friends. I hope you had a really great Halloween weekend with your boyfriend.

Kami said...

Leigh if you're lurking turn on Dancing with the Stars your guy is on

30 said...

Hi Elaine! :) Hi Tracy! :)

Mary said...

30,

Not much ketchup, like a Tablespoon or 2.

Melinda said...

Okay since we are back to THIS discussion was reading a fan fic today and the description was being impaled on his member. Okay how does that sound sexy/and or pleasurable?

Impaled???

*I*Believe* said...

Kami,
Can I be in the gutter too? Is there room for me?

Mary said...

I*B
We're talking about sprinkler BJ, no need to be double jointed.

Kami said...

Troll Girl you can run but you can't hide...Terry..yeah right..come on now we all just want to hug you..let us give you lots and lots of hugs and kisses...come on you know you want to all the popular trolls are doing it...come on...come on...

Anonymous said...

HI E!!

HI T!!

PL--what is with these conversations here?? You guys are nuts lately. Love it!

Hi Terry--thanks! It was fun. And the recipes are kind of lame but there are good cooks here who can make it work.

Elaine said...

Melinda!!!

Hey! I know, I missed it! I love to talk about big, hard, thick and all that's good about a penis.

30 said...

Do ya all smell something funny?

I do.

Mary said...

Terry,

Have we met?

Kami said...

Remember LOVE AND KISSES FOR OUR NEW BESTIE...

angelica1 said...

Hmmm,impaled does conjure up a picture of some unfortunate female flopping around like a dying fish....

Mary said...

Smitty,

I think Terry needs some of our love and hugs.

Kami said...

TROLL GIRL IS JUST BEING SHY

30 said...

Hi Terry!!!! Come Come join are conversation!

Elaine said...

Hi 30!

For some reason I just love Cock-and yea the word too :)

Anonymous said...

Hi Ladies!!

Thanks Kami! I just turned it ;)

I'm finally done helping with the kiddos fall project...

What's shakin'

*I*BELIEVE said...

I've been here before but usually lurk--I would think someone would remember me. :(

I'm not the troll--Smitty even said hi to me so she remembers me.

Mary said...

Terry,

Would you like to contribute to our conversation?

Melinda said...

Kami-


Thanks for flushing her out! I was just about to.


Troll girl did you have a bad day at work?

Free hugs are offered here...promise we won't bite...

30 said...

Oh Elaine!!! LMAO I am to "shy" to say THAT word. LMAO

Kami said...

Terry (aka T.G.) come hold our hands, let's sing a song...the song from Barney..."I love you, You love me" lalalalala ...everything is beautiful, sunshine, roses, stars, flowers, rainbows...we love you our new friend Terry

Anonymous said...

I don't know who is who but I hate to attack someone without reason...maybe it is just a lurker you know?

But where did you read all these goofy descriptions.

And E I am happy I was not drinking when you wrote that--I would have needed a new laptop. :)

Anonymous said...

Terry name is pink...

That's my favorite color!

(((HUGS))) Terry!!

Anonymous said...

Terry.. er... Malice.. er.. Vegas.. er.. Maddy.. er.. whoever you're pretending to be today..

Yeah.. We know it's you.

Stick around.. Kami wants to give you a hug.

Elaine said...

Hey Smitty!!!

Love the oreo pate-thinking of making it for the little hobos.

Kami said...

The topic we are discussing tonight is..cock,dick,pecker,manroot,
manhood, love shaft...feel free to join us new best friend Terry
WE LOVE YOU

*I*BELIEVE said...

You guys are being really strange! Why are you singing Barney songs to me??

Melinda said...
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Kami said...

We're just singing Barney because his songs touch us...right here...in the ole heart...and we LOVE barney and we LOVE you

Mary said...

Here's a really old song my sister used to listen to. its for Terry

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
When you're in love to stay.

We want all this for you troll girl

Kami said...

Yes, we all want to embrace you and let you know we all love you and want you to be our new best friend..we can all get together and braid each other's hair...

Mary said...

Smitty,

These wonderful, endearing names for the phallus come from romance novels.

Anonymous said...

We can join hands and play ring around the rosie :)

Who's game??

*HUGS* TERRY

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, I missed that conversation. I'm more of a mystery reader. The things I've been missing...

LOL!!

Kay said...

I think Smitty missed the discussion about how much we like pink names here in Roseland.....

Kami said...

ooo I'm game...let's play pin the tail on the Donkey too...and we will sing "When you wish upon a star" while farting rainbows and flowers for our new friend Terry,

Mary said...

After ring around the rosie, we can do red rover, red rover and troll girl can come over.

(I hope you have all heard of red rover?

30 said...

Girls as much as I don't want to miss this show, its my bed time. I have work tomorrow. :( Have fun! and be good.


Oh and don't blow to many sprinklers while I am gone! lol

Goodnight All!

Lots of Love Love Love to you all. You know who you are! :)


Night Smitty! :)

Kami said...

OH I love Red Rover, then after that we can play DODGE BALL...I call Troll Girl to be on my side...I wuv you Troll girl..I mean new BFF Terry.

oOOOOO then we can take Terry Snipe hunting...yay

Mary said...

Oh, Terry, you just outed yourself. We still love you.

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Melinda said...

Awww knew it wouldn't take long for the true colors to come out.

Shocking!!!

Kami said...

Now Now Terry why would we want to hurt someone...tsk tsk...we don't want to talk about fat asses tonight DO we?????

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Mary said...

No, no fat asses leads to all kinds of references to unfortunate ones.

We're all about the love here.

Anonymous said...

Are we some smart chickies or what??

TERRY!!!

We just want to love you! We have decided that you have to be lacking in that department and we just want spread the love ;)

Kami said...

if you like Terry we can sing Choo choo boogie to remind you of the good times you had...remember..WE WUV YOU

Mary said...

Terry,

Are you a little lonely? Is that why you visit us so much? Tell us what's wrong, sweetie. Maybe we can help.

Kami said...

Yes we want to help you...we want to love you, we want to help you regain a normal life...please let us hug you

Anonymous said...

Life is too short for bitterness and hate.

I'm hearing the Beatles...

All you need is Love, all you need is love, all you need is love, love, love. Love is all you need.

All together now...

Mary said...

I think we overwhelmed her with the love. We'll have to wait for the next incarnation.

angelica1 said...

I think I'll knit Terry a nice,warm scarf for the winter. A pink one with snowflakes :)

Anonymous said...

Damn that man is HOT!!!

Anonymous said...

Ahh.. ladies.. I got snarky. I forgot it was all about the love there for a minute.

Group hugs?!

Anonymous said...

Tracy!

(((HUGS))) It's hard to remember at times.

How are ya??

Mary said...

Tracy,

We all relapse. We have to be each other's sponsor.

((hugs))

Mary said...

Leigh,

Who are you talking about?

angelica1 said...

Tracy - I'll knit you a scarf too. It'll be like a lovely,woolly hug :)

Kami said...

Troll Girl, I will crochet you an Afghan, I will make it red, white, pink, blue, orange and green to show you my love...won't it be grand

Anonymous said...

Penny,

Gilles Marini...sigh

DreamerKind said...

Go, go, Roselanders, spread the love and hugs, like you do it best!


PL

Got your pot roast ideas and used a few. It's in the cooker and should be out in 30 minutos. I'll let you know how it is a tastin'.

Mary said...

Smitty,

If you're lurking you can come out.

Kami said...

And we can sing "Love's the only house big enough for all the pain in the world"

Anonymous said...

Ooohh, Kami!!

I can make her some rainbow sand art in a heart shaped bottle!!

Yea!! A new project! I can't wait :)

Kami said...

and If you need a boyfriend...troll girl...I've got a postman to introduce you to...you will like him...

Mary said...

DK,

I think the idea is to cook it slow so its tender. How is 30 minutes going to accomplish that?

All good things take a while.

*I*Believe* said...

Priceless!

Kami said...

Troll girl, I've got to take a phone call from my hubby, but i'll be back and remember I love you

Anonymous said...

Maybe if she can pick one name and stick with it she can have her very own crab...I mean I wouldn't want to give her crabs in the plural!?!

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Mary said...

Leigh,

You'd need at least 5 crabs to hold all those names. And I don't think giving her another crab would be a good idea anyway.

I still love you troll girl.

Anonymous said...

Kami.. hooking the postman up.. nice... I've heard you talk about him before.. he's irresistible.

Leigh! I'm good!! :) How are you? Can I help with the sand art project?? I need a new project.

And a knitted scarf?!?! Angelica! That's awesome :)

Melinda said...

Just think the mailman can put mail in your slot anytime you want 24/7- who wouldn't want that????

Mary said...

Mel,

You are in rare form tonight. You can just change it up so fast. One minute the calm, voice of reason. The next, saucy.

Elaine said...

Melinda-

I like your thinking :)

Anonymous said...

Tracy. I'm good :) Back to work tomorrow. Of course you can help with the sand art. The more the merrier :) We can even get Troll Girl's help. I have a few friends she can meet while we are gathering supplies ;)

Melinda said...

Okay I am just going to put it out there-but I find that you can make anything saucy if you want to....

:)


I like saucy...keeps things hopping!

Mary said...

Mel,

I agree. Look where we went with the sprinklers earlier today?

Kami said...

I'm back Troll Girl did you miss me?

You're right Leigh only one crab needed.

You wouldn't want crabs would you Troll girl? I mean Have you ever had crabs before...cute little crabs

Melinda said...

Elaine- I knew you would!! You are pretty saucy yourself. I remember a story about a table and dessert. Bet you have more where that came from! ;)




Kami- did you see what I left you at 9:07 cause I am deleting...

Kami said...

Yes I did, but I am not quite sure what you meant Mel


Troll girl, are you ok? I Hope we didn't hurt your feelings, we didn't mean to, we really just want you to know we're all your friends and we love you...please don't be sad...

DreamerKind said...

Penny Lane

I'm using a pressure cooker for the roast and it will be done in a total of 40 minutes. Besides, it's only 2.17 lbs, which is very small. Don't worry, be happy.

Anonymous said...

Omigosh... you guys.. police were just at my house!!!

One of kiddo's friends showed up, random.. out of nowhere..

wellllll... apparently, she had ran away from home and had been reported as a missing child!!

ACK!

They handcuffed her and everything!

Kami said...

Tracy wow...omg how scary for your and the kiddo...I hope the friend is ok, and of course their parents.

Mary said...

Tracy,

Why would they handcuff a runaway?

Anonymous said...

OMG Tracy...is the kiddo okay? I'm sure that shook her up!

DreamerKind said...

To you Rainbows and Lollipops girls:

No way I could keep up with y'll and how you show the love with TG. She is one fortunate visitor.

Know that I am enjoying the spreading of it, along with a tasty dry manhattan made perfectly by moi.

Melinda said...

Eek Tracy- sounds scary...why the handcuffs?


Kami- don't worry it was about the comment about party hosting but it is nothing...

Kami said...

Oh yes...THAT one...might have been a tad below the belt..(wink wink) but No harm was meant.

Rose said...

OK... this is getting tedious.

Anonymous said...

My kiddo, and the two friends she's got over are fine.. a little freaked out.. they came into my room and sat with me.

The one who ran away is back with her parents, I believe. They were out in my driveway for a while after the police left. Peeped at my mailbox to write down my address..

Apparently, the girl got into a HUGE fight with her parents and just left the house a few hours ago.. showed up here.. then called her brother from my kid's phone to let them know she was okay..

Melinda said...

Hey Rose- talking about troll girl and all the love she is showing?

You missed Smitty again :(

She did provide the recipe though...

Rose said...

Sorry Tracy... just read what you wrote... :(

Rose said...

Melinda... yes, I was talking about that useless bitch.

Anonymous said...

Not sure why they needed to handcuff the child and pat her down though. Probably WAY more to it than we know.. and I'm not getting involved

Kami said...

we've tried hateful, bitchy, mean, ignoring, and now we're loving her to death Rose, nothing else has worked

Anonymous said...

Probably for the best, Tracy. Why were they writing down your address??

Mary said...

Rose,

The bitch is getting craftier. She's starting out nice now. We all are so suspicious we mistrust everyone now.

Anonymous said...

The names being in pink helps...

Anonymous said...

It's okay Rose.. and you're right.. the bitch IS tedious. Kinda sad to see someone that pathetic show their stupidity over and over again.

Rose said...

If someone immediately attaches themselves to Smitty... you know exactly who it is.
A bitch is a bitch is a bitch.

Melinda said...

Tracy- probably a smart idea unless your daughter is somehow dragged into it...then mama bear has to come out...


Rose- it is pathetic and so pointless. She has to know that we aren't going to buy into her BS so why come here.

We just decided we are going to kill her with kindness and love her to death. A slow and painful death....

Rose said...

Hahaha... I'm still not sure about the 'pink' thing, but I will take your word for it!

Anonymous said...

I think they wrote down my address in case she does it again.. I'm sure the police will come looking here as one of their first options. They know she's friends with the kiddo.

Anonymous said...

Melinda,

She comes here BECAUSE she know's that she will never change our minds and she can't STAND that fact.

Just my opinion.

Mary said...

Smitty is so sweet and doesn't want to be mean to anyone so she answers them.

I hate for her to have to become so cynical like we all are.

Anonymous said...

LOL Rose, it's my troll detector!

;)

Melinda said...

Rose it took me awhile to figure out the pink thing but I got it now...

it is hard for to explain

Anonymous said...

Mine doesn't do the pink thing, but I have my ways..

Kay said...

I think someone needs to clue Smitty in to what we are talking about when we say what we do because of the pink thing.

Rose said...

Smitty is sweet... and too trusting. And she doesn't deserve this constant bullshit.
:(

Anonymous said...

Mine only does the pink thing when I'm on the actual blog. It doesn't work on the white screen where you leave your comments.

Kay said...

Tracy - sorry about the problems at your house tonight....poor kids - tough situation for all of them (and you, too.)

Mary said...

Its like we have to vet anybody new before anyone will trust them. We'll need to come up with a questionnaire.

Melinda said...

PL-

I noticed that when she answered "Terry" and I wanted to say "no don't respond to her or be nice b/c she certainly isn't"...

Rose said...

I dont know about the pink thing... but I do know about the STINK thing.
And she smells like shit.

Mary said...

Mine doesn't turn pink, it turns gray.

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha! Rose!

Penny,

The first question should be...

Is one of your personalities named Sybil??

Rose said...

OK... WHAT changes color exactly?

Mary said...
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angelica1 said...

PL - That's why I feel compelled to defend - we need sweet people like that in the world to give us hardened cynics hope : )

Melinda - Yes, I have the pink thing figured now,I think

Kay said...

Penny - mine actually turns grayish pink too....

After some the discussions on here the vetting questionnaire could be quite entertaining!

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming the name link to the blogger profile changes colors?

Some browsers, depending on the theme, or settings, will change a link color once you've clicked on it before.. especially if it's in your history.

Anonymous said...

The person's name. Like if you would click on it to see their blogger profile. Once you click on it it's a different color. Even if they change their name...it stays a different color.

Melinda said...
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Anonymous said...

But not all browsers do it.. But if you're on the actual blog page.. with the lovely music.. you can see a difference in name colors. I don't think it does it here on the "leave your comment" page

Melinda said...

PL-

Yes that was my ah ha moment to...the boyfriend question...

then she has the gall to say that Smitty remembered her...

total BS b/c Smitty was just being nice-she had no clue who she was

Rose said...

OK... I get it. I think I have my links a bad color... so I can't see it.

Kay said...

Rose, that night that she changed names to Vegas from Malice the Vegas comment was showing as deleted by author out on the regular blog page and the name was gray/pink for me even though I hadn't ever seen or clicked on Vegas before....I had clicked on Malice before. What I found out today is after I delete my internet browsing history the gray names get cleared back to normal, too.

Mary said...
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Rose said...

thank Kay... I think I get it.
Maybe I need to change my 'link' color on the blog. it just looks black to me.

Anonymous said...

There's a way.. that's not about the colors.. but I don't want to give my secret away so that someone sees it.... Can't have everybody knowing how my mind works.. hehehe..

Melinda said...
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Kami said...
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Kami said...

Pink on the e-mails

Mary said...

Mel,

I deleted my comment so since we've all seen it maybe you should check 9:55

Kami said...

from now on if someone signs in and I don't know them and they do not show a profile, or if their profile is missing a real e-mail address I'm going to tread very carefully

Mary said...

I think between all of us here if someone seems odd one of us will pick up on it for sure.

Melinda said...

As Rose has said red flags should wave if someone asks about S/S/G specifically because that smells...

Kami said...

yep, i just wish the person would stop doing this and get a life.

now that's as mean as I'm going to get...it seems to not like the new method..so...hehehehheeheh

Rose said...

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to be nice.

Kami said...

LOL OH I don't want to be nice..I want to be on the attack like a pitbull, but don't want to cause problems

Mary said...

Ok how about some vetting questions?

I'm sure we could be creative here.

Sprinklers, manroots, fornication?
What subject?

Kay said...

Penny - we could ask them our two truths and a lie questions from the clusterfuck night :)

Mary said...

Kay,

That would be funny.

"No one will talk to you unless you can tell us 2 truths and a lie and be very careful what you choose because we might not believe any of it and then you're out."

Melinda said...

Kami (and Rose)-

It is really hard not to go off. I hate reading that stuff. Hurts the heart.

I keep thinking that what I might say might make it harder outside and I just don't want that to happen.

Soft spot I have makes me want to make sure that things are easier so I am trying to refrain.

Kami said...

Mel, you're right, with me my decision came the other night when she kept going on and on spewing hate while we were talking about something near and dear to me. She has no heart and my blood pressure went sky high, so I decided to KILL the bitch with kindness...and to keep my posting about family to a minimum because well...you've met her there's nothing that she's not too vile to do or say, even about important issues to all of us.

Kay said...

Melinda - If I refrain here to make it easier out there, I just hope some one bigger than me out there IS going off on her. I can only keep my mouth shut so long before I explode, ya know?

Kami said...

Boo Hoo...boo hoo..Caroline...our Rangers LOST...sniff

Mary said...

I really think the killing with kindness really frustrates her. Its healthier for us to respond that way too. So if Rose sees us being ridiculously nice to someone thats a clue to her too.

Kami said...

PL I agree, besides it's a hell of a lot more fun

angelica1 said...

Kay - Hard as it is to hold back,I keep trying to remind myself that no one with a happy life could be that bitter and twisted, so therefore karma is probably already seeing to it that they are getting exactly what they deserve. I'm repeating that to myself like a mantra because it really does go agains the grain

Mary said...

Kami,

I know, it is fun. And if you really knew me it is so contrary to my true self. I'm never effusive like that. I would venture to say that some think I'm a real bitch at times.

Kay said...

You're right Angelica - she does seem to be wallowing in her own bitterness, doesn't she....rather rotting from the inside out with it.

Kami said...

Let's face it y'all T.G. isn't very bright, I mean she comes to a public blog to pull this stuff.


Hey Troll Girl do you want me to set you up with my postman or not? I mean yeah he's probably better looking than you but I'm sure he won't mind. Oh well whatever you decide...we wuv you...hugs and kisses, sunshine and roses

Kami said...

PL lol people who know me would be shocked at me telling her to F*ck off, because that's not the image they have of me, I'm the "Sweet" one, and I guess I am, but sometimes, I just have to get it off my chest.

Mary said...

Kami,

I used to be all sweet and demure and then at some point I just said f*ck it and now I just tell it like it is. I lost the filter somewhere and I haven't looked for it.

Melinda said...

I think that is the key- just frustrate them enough so they don't enjoy coming here.

Keep the frustration up it actually makes it funnier, tbh.

Rose said...

You guys are right.
It's best to just kill it with kindness.
Makes life easier for someone who has to deal with this all the time.

I'm glad you all are here to police the blog when I'm not able to.
Thank You.


I love you muffalumps!

<3

Kami said...

I agree Mel.

PL the only person, well besides y'all in the world who's seen me lose it and tell someone off is my husband, he gets a huge kick out of it. I think I'm losing that filter, I just have to be VERY careful not to lose it too much. My husband's boss might not like it if he heard I was cussing like a sailor.

olivia said...

Just peeking back in before I go read, and it seems that the Roseland posse has had another successful interception and runoff of the local desperada. Such a sad and pathetic child. Must be a tantrum thrower.

Don't want to interrupt the conversation but
since there were some recipes shared, here is one that is super easy and is always requested when I go to a gathering or a potluck at work. Sometimes I even double the amount of the cream cheese/whipped topping mixture and spread another layer of it on top of the strawberry jello layer to make it really tall, highly caloric, and just plain delicious. I have been known to eat some of this for breakfast if there is a tiny bit left over. In the summer I have decorated the top with fresh half strawberries and blueberries and it looks very festive. This is a very easy recipe, just a bit long.

Strawberry Pretzel Salad

Ingredients
2 cups crushed pretzels ( I use medium to small pretzels and hand break them into around 1 inch or slightly smaller pieces.- Then measure.)
3/4 cup melted butter
3 tablespoons sugar, plus 3/4 cup sugar
1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese
1 (8-ounce) container frozen whipped topping
2 (3-ounce) packages strawberry Jello
2 cups boiling water
2 (10-ounce) packages frozen strawberries

Directions
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F.

For the crust, mix the pretzels, butter, and 3 tablespoons of sugar. Press this mixture into a 9 by 13-inch pan and bake for 7 minutes. Set aside and allow to cool.

In a mixing bowl, beat together the cream cheese and 3/4 cup of sugar. Fold in the whipped topping, and spread over the cooled crust. Make sure to spread the topping mixture right up to and against the edges of the pan. This seals in the bottom pretzel layer. Refrigerate until well chilled.

In a small bowl, dissolve the Jello in the boiling water, and allow to cool slightly. Add the frozen strawberries ( do not thaw ) and pour over the cream cheese mixture. Refrigerate until serving time.

To serve, cut slices and serve with a dollop of whipped topping. ( Or - make some extra cream cheese/whipped topping mixture, spread on top of firmed up jello layer. Leave plain or be creative and decorate)

Most people cannot guess that the bottom layer is made of pretzels. They think nuts were used.

Enjoy!

I'll leave y'all to guarding Roseland and keeping us safe from unsavory souls.
Night everyone.

See y'all tomorrow.

DreamerKind said...

PL

OT-

Pot roast got a 9 out of 10 from the daw. Sending some out with her for the BF's meal.

Love a pressure cooker. Mine is electric and computerized, so it is easy to use, and results in tender foods with all of the nutrients intact.

Anyone else use one?

Kami said...

Well Rose all of us SillieBillies
and Rudlings love you too

Looks Good Olivia I will have to try it

Kay said...

Melinda - I think T.G. is so twisted and self-centered that she will still come here no matter what we do or how frustrated she gets....in fact, she is probably here now anyway and enjoying us talking about her. **waving at T.G.** Much like a child or puppy - even negative attention is attention....T.G. wants any she can get.

Melinda said...

Sometimes though I wonder if egging (albeit nicely) makes it harder.

We all know it is a matter of time before the bs is deleted so maybe ignoring is the best route.


Who knows...just rambling here.

All I know is someone is missing a sensitivity chip and it is darn hard to ignore it.

Kay said...

Olivia - I LOVE that recipe!! My mother-in-law makes it all the time...she uses raspberries or blueberries.


Have a good night!

Mary said...

Thanks Olivia.

Kami,

Before my son brings a new girl to the house he instructs me on what I can and cannot say. If the girl is shy he tells me I can't talk about tallywackers, or say any form of f*ck. These are college age girls too.

Personally, I think he sets me up so I do say that stuff sometimes.

Kami said...

LOL PL that is so funny. My husband's dad and I were VERY close he was my best friend and we could say ANYTHING to each other, now my mother-in-law is a classy lady who doesn't cuss, but the other day she told me to tell my husband's ex stepmom to "Fuck Off" I bout passed out

DreamerKind said...

Olivia

Goodnight, and thanks for the recipe.

Mary said...

DK,

I'm glad you liked it. I've never used a pressure cooker. I've got so many damn gadgets here though I don't know if I want to add another.

Anonymous said...

Okay.. the only thing I'm liking about this movie.. the newer Clash of the Titans.. is that there's a hot guy with minimal clothing on..

Nice legs on that one.

Kay said...

LOL Kami! I love it when people do things like that! So out of character, but so perfectly appropriate! :)

Kami said...

You know as to what to do about T.G. I've noticed this, telling them to Fuck off doesn't work. Ignoring them...doesn't work because they will work and work until they find just the right button to push to set one of us off, being mean, while fun causes problems that we don't need to cause, so while hugs and kisses may not stop them from coming here at least it's the lesser of the evils

Kami said...

Tracy he IS hot isn't he?

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