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Thursday, September 9, 2010

On the road with Robert and Thomas (and me!)

Hello!

I wish I had something to say today... But alas I am still in Boston and thus seem
To be a bit cut off from my intoxicating Robert.
I kept expecting to get some juicy emails detailing the latest foaming drama...
But no... No thrilling emails.
All I can see from here is that Robert, Thomas and Samuel have ably been making their way to Kristen.

Surprised? No fucking way... Didn't EVERYONE expect him to end up in NOLA?
Yes. You know you did.
And the same lame excuses don't fucking cut it.
Robert going to New Orleans is ALL about Kris.

One more thing before I go...
Now I completely understand the need for these fans who happen to come across Robert
In some random bar... To ask for a picture... But I would absolutely want to include Tom and Sam! The three of them are all fucking kinds of cute!
But maybe that is just me....

OK.
This post has been brought to you by the letter *W*
for the song "Working My Way Back To You" (Kristen)

Is it time to fucking *TWIRL* again?
I have on my dancing shoes...

Bye for now
Hearts x3

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Melinda said...

SueBee-

I don't think you offended "a friend" at all. I think she will come pop in when she has time. She seems like a pretty busy bee.

Hopefully she has realized we are a fun and harmless group and love her and "A's" banter.

Have to say on a side note that as much as I don't miss Honey's BS I do miss the hyena chronicles.

I am sure they will give you some material to work with soon though.

Anonymous said...

Dear Diary,

I think somehow I made Sue feel bad. I hope she will forgive me as I am TOTALLY not at all upset and she is one of my favorite people to follow along with here because I don't post but I do read the comments alot and I LOVE hers.

I wish she knew there was no issue and no reason to be worried--no offense at all.

Sorry Diary but at this point if I don't go I'm going to be left behind.

A friend

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Anonymous said...

@ SueBee

See nothing to worry about!!

:-)

katy said...

SueBee

and she reads your Diary :)...don't worry...it's all good

Wildhart007 said...

@Manjen doin great also, watching the UT Oregon game(tied right now)

@SueBee sounds like you got help for the Chronicles(smile)

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Wildhart007 said...

@Louisa Great can't desribe it. Using your word FUCKIN FLYING!

Anonymous said...

See SueBee :)

We all love your chronicles!! I think we all feel that we put our foot in our mouth at times...I don't think this was one of those times for you ;)

SueBee said...

@Louisa

Well, I'm doing a lot better than I was 5 minutes ago

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Anonymous said...

Correction Leigh
If the shoe fits ....slid that bastard on! LMAO......Well that how I would say it.......LMAO

Who'da Thunk it![ and that isn't misspelt! that's the way I'm friggin saying iT!LMAO

Anonymous said...

Hey Louisa
How was your son's b-day party?

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Anonymous said...

Manjen all cooked it's just past 12.30pm ...they're expected in the next half hour....
Just going to help serve if require and keep outta there way......Ya know I'm just the old lady!......No all good.....I'm glad I'm on time for a change and not stressen as I usually do.....thanks for askin!

SueBee said...

@A Friend

I see that you do read my stuff!

I'm glad we're good.

I just hate to think I offended anyone (Except for Honey)

Anonymous said...

Hello ladies!

Okay, so, let the teasing begin.

Get it over with right.

Like ripping off a bandage. Better to be quick.

So glad Rose is home although I did not ask about her every 10 minutes. "A friend" is a bit prone to fantasy and exaggeration.

Hope you are well and enjoying a lovely weekend. Headed out soon but thought I would say hello.

Sue--don't worry about "A friend" because she is not easily hurt or offended. Just don't pull a prank on her!

Louisa--what are you going on about now dear. I'm not following. I do hope your son had a wonderful birthday.

To the rest--I will catch up soon with you all.

A

Wildhart007 said...

A you survived. Thought your grandmother might have come and grabbed you by a sore ear lobe.lol

Anonymous said...

@ A...
3 Testicles and 1 nipple? Bad Breath? Stinky Feet?

SueBee said...

@A

Well, sweetheart, I don't know where to begin.

Your manhood has been put in question. :o)

Wildhart007 said...

Louisa He has been a bit slow the past couple of days

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katy said...

Hello 'A'

Not...very succefull with the new password...next time try to be more imaginative :)

Have a good night 'A'...and be safe

Rose said...

I'm lost... But that can be expected, I suppose.
*A*!! So good to see you again :)

I do hope all is OK now...
I've missed you terribly.

Melinda said...

A-

So glad to know you aren't hiding under a rock. We will let Honey do the hiding.

Of all the things I learned about you in the past day or so I am most amused by learning about your fondness for animals in a most unusual way. Ha ha!

Have fun with "a friend" and the rest of the gang. Wonder what kind of trouble you will find this time.

Elaine said...

All you guys are fucking perfect! Fuck! I got people over and can't stay much!

Louisa-Happy B-Day to your son, wish him all the best.
E.

Anonymous said...

I am not following any of this really. Louisa--while I find you quite cheeky and charming why would I email you dear?

I am anatomically quite boring.

Rose-I missed you too my sweet friend. I see you have witnessed how poorly I am treated by "a traitor" and her minions. Its sad isn't it that I am NOT the one who started all this nonsense but, as usual, I take the fall for it. I'm not following either but could you enlighten me?

My grandmother is just fine and sends her love.

Katy-the password is now quite secure. Live and learn I suppose but I THOUGHT I could trust my friends.

Okay can we put this all behind us?

Anonymous said...

@ A

All's Forgotten....until next time..

SueBee said...

@A

A man should never say he is anatomically boring but I do get your point.

Consider it all forgotten.

:o)

Wildhart007 said...

@A bygones be bygones, just don't make any bets. Have a wonderful nite!

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Anonymous said...

@ A,

Put what behind us? ;) Have a great night!

Night everyone else! Cheers!

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katy said...

To A

Of course we can...all is forgoten, don't worry.

We still love you 'A'.
We were only joking with you.

Be safe

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Rose said...

*A*... You have seemed to have captivated all the ladies who frequent my blog... They cannot get enough of you!
I have to admit having a huge smile on my face as I watch events unfold.

Robert seems to have been forgotten lately... Hahaha.
Fascinating... Isn't it?

katy said...

louisa

I agree with Melinda...things a great like they are. Lets not change it

Anonymous said...

Okay ladies,

The dog did NOT give me a "hickey" but he bit me in the ass and the mark did look like that. Everyone, of course, laughed at my injury but it was quite painful and upsetting. Do you see how I am treated?

The rest of it was either very much exaggerated or complete rubbish.

OH--and if "A friend" would learn to LOCK her door I would not need to pour bleach in my eyes.

I do not have excessive body hair or, godforgiveme, "moobs."

Again, its mostly fantasy or crude attempts at humour.

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katy said...

Ohh, Rose...Robert is never forgoten...Never

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Melinda said...

Ugh my computer is being stupid. Sorry for all the deletes.


A-

It's all good. All I ask is that when you decide to get revenge (because they have it coming to them) hopefully you will let us know what you did if it is something you can share.

Have to be honest and say we did enjoy the hilarity that ensued at your expense but we still love you.

Anonymous said...

For my well-being and those around me--

My lord Louisa what is happening? I'll email you straight away.

SueBee said...

Rob forgotten? *Gasp!* I don't think so!

How I could go on...

Let me count the ways...

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Rose said...

Louisa? I honestly think too much is being read into simple comments.

A? Did you get my email? Or is that pissed off at me too? I can't seem to get anything to work today.

Wildhart007 said...

@A Hope you're not blind now! We adore you and would not want you to feel you have been treated badly!

Gotta admit though it's been fun as hell!

Anonymous said...

well Dear Rose I have been told on here on numerous occasions..might I add...
I have a wild immagination! sometimes!

SueBee said...

Louisa

Whatcha talking about, hon?

If we could talk to celebrities we would all swoon, I'm sure.

Seeing how we can't, let's just chat with each other.

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Anonymous said...

@ SueBee
What cha want to chat about?

Melinda said...

Robert is definitely not forgotten. He is why we are all here.

I miss seeing his face. We were all enjoying this little road trip with him, Tom and Sam.

I think he has crawled under a rock. Hopefully he will come out from under it and bring that beautiful girl of his with him so we get a glimpse of their smiling faces.

Still glad that Kristen has been able to work without to much disruption thus far. But I miss her smiling face to.

SueBee said...

@manjen

Well, since you asked

remember the convo we had last night about what we would like to see in Breaking Dawn?

Do you think we'll get more than a 2 minute honeymoon? :o)

Anonymous said...

Oh lord Louisa...is this about the idea that I actually know Robert??? I have explained this all before dear. I am a completely boring, normal, person who has a friend ("A FRIEND") who has known Rose for years--I believe they met in school a very long time ago.

This has been covered dear and I am sorry to disappoint you but I have no ties to anyone in Hollywood. Now, if I could have ties to someone, Megan Fox would certainly interest me...do you know her by chance because I find her intoxicating!

When this comes up I always feel like I am disappointing you ladies. Sorry if that is the case.

A

Wildhart007 said...

@Melinda and SueBee amen

it has been a great road trip but missing a pic of our beautiful couple and friends

Anonymous said...

I don't know..and the pillow biting....LOL...where she came up with that from I have no idea...but that will be interesting...feathers!!

SueBee said...

@A

Not to worry, I don't know Megan Fox either. Everyone here still likes me. (I think) :o)

Anonymous said...

I still like you SueBee...and you too A

Wildhart007 said...

@A you are far from disappointing, like I've said before, you are a smooth seductive operator.As for Megan Fox , Rose may not believe you are still infatuated with her after that comment

SueBee said...

@manjen

I can so live without any pillow biting. Seems a bit silly. I would like to see them incorporate the midnight swim.

Anonymous said...

@ SueBee..yeah that would be nice.

Anonymous said...

Ha--Rose will always be my friend and infatuation. How could she be less?

Megan Fox is the kind of woman I would just like to meet and well, you know...

Thank you for the kind words Sue--I just always feel badly when someone gets imaginative about me and I cannot actually deliver anything interesting...other than getting a hickey from a dog. :)

Feathers heh? Sounds promising.

Wildhart007 said...

@SueBee I know feathers....the thought is just hillarious. I like skinny dipping better. HAHA

Anonymous said...

~Rose and
~A
ya know once you have a friggin wild immagination.....Its hard to stop that "ball rollin"
Yer I do understand now.....
I'm always thinking to much into things....This is a fault of mine....
Please except my appologize

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Wildhart007 said...

@A You want to shag Megan Fox, shame on you, have you seen her new lingerie commercial?
I play one of Santa's elves for a living and have gotten several hickeys from pooches. I must agree very painful!

SueBee said...

@A

Well dog hicky notwithstanding, you seem like a good guy to me.



As for the feathers--I've said it before and I'll say it again--if the honeymoon scenes ends up being a shot of a feather floating in the air and cut to black, I'm kicking someone in the head.

Melinda said...

A- you never disappoint. Now I am curious...Megan Fox....what makes you intoxicated by her?


SueBee and Manjen- about BD and what I want to see.

1. the wedding- they better not scrimp on that

2. Isle Esme- um who doesn't???

3. The cottage- first night as a vamp

4. First "hunt" with Edward. I am curious to see how they will do it.

It appears that Jacob isn't going to be a huge part of the story line according to a Stephanie Myers interview. She said they are focusing more on E/B which has her somewhat upset.

Pal said...

Wildhart,

What on earth? You are a real elf?

Anonymous said...

@ SueBee
I know that's right...but I just wonder...where in the sexual act does the biting of a pillow take place?

Wildhart007 said...

Penny Lane yeah only my sleigh is painted purple and orange.

Anonymous said...

Good night ladies...I need to go and these supposed friends of mine are not liking the attention I am paying to all of your lovely selves whilst I ignore them. They deserve to be ignored though correct?

Seriously, thank you all for not teasing me too badly and I am so very glad that Rose is home safe and sound.

Anonymous said...

@ Melinda
I think it would be best to leave Jacob out cause the whole "imprinting the baby" thing is a little gross!

Anonymous said...

@ A
Have an awesome night and if you can't be good...be good at it!!

Anonymous said...

Okay one more thing...

Megan Fox--Melinda have you not seen her. She is perfect.

And I will come back tomorrow to hear the elf story--sounds very promising.

SueBee said...

@A

Have a lovely evening--we'll just be here discussing inappropriate topics. :o)

Have fun.

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Wildhart007 said...

@A you would just love all the things I have been privvy to seeing. Have fun, and you are correct.

Melinda said...

Manjen-

In the book you find out about the pillow biting "the morning after" when Bella is covered in them.

Of course Stephanie did "fade to black" in the book so I am sure we will get the same for the movie.

Kinda sucks. While I personally don't need to see Rob or Kristen's anatomy (which would probably happen if it were rated R)I think they can really "sex it up" and keep a PG-13 rating.

Wondering if SM will go along with it.

Pal said...

Wildhart,

Purple and Orange??? What do you wear, a chartreuse elf suit? Do tell us more?

Anonymous said...

@ Melinda
I meant in real life where would the biting of the pillow come in....it's kind of a strange thing to do..LOL!

SueBee said...

@Wildhart

I have played an elf too.

Think it's the short thing! LOL


As for the jacob thing, don't get me started. He was shoved so far down our throats during the last movie, we're still coughing up dog hair.

Anonymous said...

@ SueBee
I know what you mean..

SueBee said...

@manjen

I've only heard of pillowbiting linked to one kind of sex act and girls aren't included....


Sooooo--let's hope they just stick with tearing up nighties and headboards????

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Wildhart007 said...

Penny Lane Sadly, I only get to wear a dark blue uniform with orange letters. But I do enjoy when I get to bring a present to someone and their entire face lights up with joy.
That happens more around the holidays.
Melinda must agree the fade to black was a bit disappointing

Melinda said...

Manjen-

I hear ya. I am thinking that you would do that kind of thing if you were into bondage and s/m stuff maybe!!

Who has teeth that can bite through a pillowcase anyway? Certainly not me. Not that I have ever tried.

And the whole mangling the headboard think is a little far fetched as well.

Pal said...

Time for bed for me. I spent half of the day in rain "volunteering".

I just want to add that I think you are all awesome. While some of the conversations get a little out there, everyone is always respectful of our favorite couple. It's always fun here.

'Night

Anonymous said...

@ Melinda
I agree...it will be interesting to see how they show those things in the movie.

Wildhart007 said...

SueBee Your assessment of Jacob is straight on! "Coughing up Hair" love it.
I am a bit tall for an elf, 5' 9".
Known for banging my head on the top of my sleigh. lol

Wildhart007 said...

Nite Penny Lane

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Penny Lane

Melinda said...

SueBee-

Brilliant thoughts on coughing up dog hair. It ticked me off when SM said that about how sad she is that Jacob is kinda fading into the background so to speak.

Okay she created this perfect specimen of man in her head and there is this wonderful love story that comes from it.

Yet she appears to be more Team Jacob now. I kinda hate what Summit has done to the characters of Edward and Bella and Rob and Kristen for that matter.

SueBee said...

@Wildhart

I'm 5 foot 3. Just the right elf height and I do like the little bells I had on my shoes! LOL

Those were the dayssss

Anyhoo


@Melinda

Jacob is supposed to fade into the background. Bella chooses Edward. We all know Jacob basically becomes their son-in-law so stop the damned triangle already.

Wildhart007 said...

I posted this last night. Don't know if ya'll seen it before. I just think it's hillarious and filmed just down the road from my house. I drive past the barn every day on my way to work.

http://countryfannetwork.com/colt-ford-chicken-and-biscuits-video-debuts-on-cmt-today/

Melinda said...

SueBee-

Amen to that!!! I think that BD with the whole imprinting thing was kind of a train wreck (like Honey herself).

It was like SM felt bad for Jacob b/c he didn't get the girl so she lets him imprint of her kid. Weird.

Okay well I need to get to bed. Talk to you tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

@ Wildhart

That was funny!

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Melinda

Wildhart007 said...

Nite Melinda

Manjen yeah I thought they did a pretty good job with it. Edward is a bit sick when he opens his shirt to sparkle but I love the humor.

SueBee said...

Good Night Ladies

I would love to stick around but real life has been running me pretty ragged lately.

I'm going to enjoy a little quiet and then go spoon up with Mr. Bee. ;oP

katy said...

So, no Rob and Kristen Sightings...that's a good thing...that means they are keeping a low profile and that they are SAFE.

Rose, can wait for your next post.

Love to all of you

Sue from Holland said...

I'm probably shooting myelf in the foot for saying this, as a newcomer you have to your place and most of you know eachother so well (this is my 2nd time around). But I think the scriptwriter done a crappy job on portraying B/E's love, lust & hornyness, too much fucking Jacob for my liking, specially in Eclipse. If you didn't read the books you'd be left wondering why the hell she picked E. The books are much hotter so I hope she got that horny vibe of BD aswell. Than again maybe I'm just too old and should be watching R16/18 movies.

katy said...

Sue

I don't agree with you...for me in the movie as well as in te books, Edward was always the obvious choice...though there are some issus concerning the script...and YES to much Jacob...I think his character is annoying

Pal said...

Morning all, sun is shining and all is good

Sue from Holland said...

Sorry k. you're probably right,adapting a book to a script is hardly ever satisfying. Maybe I didn't explain it well, English is not my first language, that E. was the obvious choice oke but it wasn't expressed right. But I'm still looking forward to BD and I just hope it will be a lot like the book.

Kami said...

Sue, Welcome to the blog! I agree that Edward is always the obvious choice, BUT I also think that the screenwriter has in some cases sacrificed the essence of what makes Bella and Edward's love story romantic..and I also agree with everyone who feels that we had a little TOO much Jacob in "Eclipse", but since we got a lot more Edward in "Eclipse" for me it was much better than "New Moon" truthfully as long as Rob is on the screen with Kristen...I forget and forgive a lot.

Sue from Holland said...

why am I babbling about E/B anyway I'm way more interested in Rob & Kristen having a good, hot & sizzling time together. Sorry my imagination goes into overdrive thinking about these two, they are goddamn hot together. Right, I have to stop (well for today anyway) cause writing on this blog is gonna become addictive and this for somebody who never ever wrote any comments on anything before. I always concidered myself a very levelheaded, cynical woman... now look at me.

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