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Sunday, September 12, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Undercover(s) in NOLA?


So yeah... I'm back home.
Whoop dee doo

I feel totally out of it...
Not rested or relaxed...
Totally exhausted.

But that is neither here nor there.
I just have a couple of things to say...
and then I promise to write a REAL post tomorrow.
And by real I mean more than a couple of paragraphs.


1. Robert, Thomas and Samuel haven't been seen in a few days.
Whatever could this mean?
Well.
It could mean they have reached their destination (Kris)
or
Because there aren't pictures for proof of their whereabouts...
We can only assume they don't exist.
That's kinda how it works...
If you don't see a picture of Robert...
He doesn't exist.

And hey... I may have been gone for the last 5 days...
but I haven't lost complete touch with what is going on.
The excuses are all lying in wait...
You know what I mean...
IF a picture turns up in NOLA

"Well, we all knew he would show up there anyway to _____"
Let's fill in the blank...

to drop Tom off at the set

to say hello to a buddy on the set of her movie
because that is what friends do! 

to publicize Bella's birthday and the re-release of Eclipse!
DUH! You know it's true!

to do pre-production for Breaking Dawn, even if it's not being
filmed in New Orleans!

to do some scouting for some other movie he's in!

to party in NOLA! I'm sure they will let Kristen tag along!


Yadda Yadda Yadda.


Yeah. It's all bullshit.

How about this?

Kristen is busy working.
Robert has some free time until she is finished.
What to do.
What to do.
Hey!
ROAD TRIP!
What better way for 3 Brits to see some of the USA?
Win/Win!
Robert, Thomas and Samuel get to hang out
They get to see parts of the USA they wouldn't normally see...
They make stops in cities they are interested in...
Kristen finishes up work.
Robert is there when she's done.

Sounds like a plan to me.

Just because we haven't seen a picture
doesn't mean they aren't in New Orleans...
I guarantee you they are SOMEWHERE...
And it just FEELS like 
NOLA to me.
I don't know.


This post is brought to you by the letters *E* and *N*

E for all the lameass excuses that are foaming all over the place
Clean up that shit, will you?

N for NOLA!!
What else?

Do a little dance.
Make a little love.
Get down tonight.
;)

Bye for now
♥♥♥


*DISCLAIMER*
Please don't read more into comments than 
what is there.
No one is claiming to be anyone
or know anyone.
We are just having fun.
Thanks.

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katy said...

Tracy

I'm sorry about your father. You and your father will be in my thought and prayers.

SueBee said...

Trying to catch up on the posts. A migraine laid me low last night so I had to bow out. I'll be around as long as I don't need both my hands to hold my flippin' skull together.

*sigh*

But enough about me---


The "A Team" does appear to be at it again. LOL

Do we have to pick sides?

I'll have to reserve judgment for the time being. The "pregnant drinker" and recently "outed gay friend" are about even in being diabolical....


Not liking the snake in the bed, though. That's heart attack worthy.

In the mean time, I'm going to sit in the stands and watch the ball being volleyed back and forth.

Either one of you tried the saran wrap over the toilet bowl trick yet?


Just trying to help!!!

Much love to all of my friends. (Not Honey)

LJ said...

Sending you my love Tracy, I have been through a similar thing with my dad and I know how much it hurts.

If you ever need someone to talk to outside of the situation please know you can always msg me on fb or email me.

*hugs*

LJ

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Anonymous said...

@ SueBee

Earlier I suggested, then deleted, saran wrapping someone to the bed, chair, or where ever. But the toilet would be funny as well!

(I saran wrapped my youngest brother to the bed, with the help of friends, it was TOO FUNNY watching him try to get up)

SueBee said...

@manjen

You rock!

How did he not wake up? Annnnnd, did he retaliate?

Anonymous said...

@ SueBee

He did wake up, Hence the friends, they held him down. He retaliated by:

I put a coke in the fridge when we were at a hotel, he got packages of hot sauce from Taco Bell, and he put them in my Coke, of course without me knowing.

The next morning I when I awoke, I went to the fridge, took a big swallow and BAM!! What a refreshing wake-up!!

Melinda said...

Tracy-

Whatever the circumstances that you are facing know you have people on Rose's blog that are keeping you in our thoughts. It's funny how we don't know each other face to face but have forged online friendships due to Rose's wonderful blog.

I see Maria is still on the hunt. "A friend" you are a bad bad woman leading her on like that. Although she may deserve some off handed sarcasm.

"A" and "A friend" didn't know I had been invited to the US Open. You two make me laugh.

Donna-

I find the Katy Perry song "Peacock" mildly amusing. I wish though someone hadn't put that song with pictures of Rob's family jewels. It just bothers me. Not offended that you linked it so don't think I am upset with you.

Well I need to run. Lots to do before having dinner with people from work. I'll catch up with everyone later.

PS. Elaine I haven't forgotten the fan fic recommendations for you. I'll list them later tonight.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the warm thoughts and kind words. I will keep them close to me while the next few days play out. *big hugs*


And if we're talking pranks.. duct tape often does wonders. You just have to find time to be in someone's room. Crawl under the desk and tape around the underside edges of the center drawer. I imagine if you had enough time, you could probably duct tape a lot of things.

Anonymous said...

Did I come late to the party?
Bloody timeline! Always getting in the way!

LJ said...

Hi Louisa my Ozzy friend! Hows it going?? :-)

LJ

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katy said...

It seems dear 'A' is in trouble again.

LJ said...

Ha ha come on Louisa time for a lesson 'Res Riz'????

Hey Penny Lane,

Yes I am English, I live in Cheshire which is about a 2 hour drive from York. York is a gorgeous city, really quaint...all lovely architecture and cobbled streets. It's well known for horse racing, I've been to York races a couple of times always a good day out.... great night life also which if hes going to uni there he will probably be more interested in!!

All in all, it's a lovely place.

Are you from the UK?

Much love,

LJ

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Pal said...

LJ,

Thanks so much. I've searched it on the internet and it looks like a great place, lots of history. I was a little skeptical when I saw the Univ. wasn't that old, at least by your standards, but it does seem to have a good reputation academically.

We are not from the UK but my brother studied there in the past and has wanted to return. We live in the good ole USA, I'm in Michigan.

Penny

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LJ said...

Ahh right Penny, well hello from England :-)

I don't know much about the uni but York itself is lovely, and close to some other great cities like Manchester and Leeds. Harrogate which is just down the road from York is one of my favourite places, its beautiful.

I'm sure he will have a great time!

LJ

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LJ said...

Haaaaa....thank you Louisa my friend, I consider myself educated :-)

Of todays lessons, 'cut snake' is my personal favourite!!!

LJ

Anonymous said...

littlewing1975 is a two-faced liar. There is no friend. Trust a robsten shipper to come up with that fairytale.

Anonymous said...

Well, Well, Well

Look who's graced us with her presence!!!

It's the resident Sticky Hyena Fuckwit, she is talking completely out of left field!!

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SueBee said...

Honey,

You're entire life is a fairy tale. You wouldn't know reality if it smacked you in the head. Speaking of smacking you in the head, what a wonderful idea!

Anonymous said...

@ SueBee
I wonder what she's smoking?

SueBee said...

@manjen

They must have mixed up her meds again. Orrr, she's sniffing glue?

Anonymous said...

@ SueBee

Yeah...I say glue sniffing!!

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Anonymous said...

I am really kind of enjoying the crazy resident fuckwit! I mean you can call her all kinds of names and she's just stupid enough to come back for more!! If you are that stupid....it's open season ;)

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Aeden said...

Lovely Rose,

I missed your post and yourself, of course.
By the way, i love the pics, LOL
Well, the less we seem them, the better, right?!because it means they're not being bothered. Yahoo!!
Gut feeling, rob & company will just show up in Nola!!

I cant wait for your next post.

Have a Wonderful day!!

Anonymous said...

ENJOY FELLOW `'REGS!'

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http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=TwOT0yevG2Q

this is for the "spandau fans...enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/
user/louisav1?feature=mh
um#p/a/f/1/TygD3rNKkyw

Wildhart007 said...

Good Evening Everybody!

First Tracy, I know I live close to you, so if there is anything you need, email me, (Wildhart007@aol.com), I can do anything from talk, go to the store for you or cut your grass if you need a helping hand. Don't be afraid to ask, I'm more than willing.

Next the Holy War

To A Friend, I must agree a snake in your bed is a bit crossing the line. Then I read A's explanation of why he retaliated and I started feeling all sympathetic to his cause due to his smooth seductive prose. But wait, Snake UGH, no way!

To A, no matter how miniscule the creature was in your eyes, it its still a SNAKE! What is it about guys and their snakes?
Just this weekend, the brother of a guy I work with had a few too many to drink and decided to play Crochunter with a Cottonmouth and got bit twice on the hand and forearm. He had to be life flighted and is still in critical condition.

You know I love you, but I have to ask, are you getting close to breaking MAN LAW? This is the third prank involving both girl and guy in the bedroom.

Louisa thanks for video fix and more lessons. I'm gonna have to catch up a little later on those. Canning salsa right now.

shoegal2547 said...

WELCOME BACK SISTA GIRL! Missed you, but hope your time away was pleasant and enjoyable...

SueBee said...

My only question is---

where did the snake COME from?

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

Hello my wonderful friends sorry been out of touch ...Wow so much to catch up on..Hello Rose glad you had a good get away..still reading to catch up..I had an ephinany or whatever the hell ya call the whole NOLA Rob loves the blues so like New Orleans and Kristen make perfect sense to me but I've had a few brews.. so love to all B/W Stew

twirl oh the room is might be spinning

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Wildhart007 said...

SueBee I know, I try to avoid snakes at all costs .What do guys do, go outside and just look down and there's a snake, lets pick it up?

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SueBee said...

@Louisa

I'm going with NO SNAKES!!! Hate hopping spiders too.

Kami said...

oooooo are we picking creepy crawlies to send to Honey????? Anyone live in Africa or India? I think a spitting cobra would be a nice little gift for our sticky one...wouldn't really want a snake to bite her...it might kill the snake.

OH WAIT...LOUISA since you live in Australia, you have access to all kinds of snakes...how bout a Fierce Snake?

Tracy...hope everything turns out ok for you...you're in my thoughts and prayers.

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SueBee said...

@Louisa

I am NEVER hanging out in your back yard! LOL

Man whatever happened to kangaroos and cute little koala bears????

Wildhart007 said...

I really don't like your back yard Louisa, Fangs' really?

Anonymous said...

And the goats Louisa...what happened to the goats?? Bawahahaha!!

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Unknown said...

@Tracy prayers, love & support are being sent to U. So sorry U have to endure such trials!

@All (well those not "sticky")Hey there!! Rumors of Rob & Kristen at bar in NOLA & was kind people they are! Hmm...hope it's true! (the sighting--already know they R kind by how they have carried themselves in/out of public)

OK off again, only had a couple minutes!

Byeee (twirling)

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking brown recluse if we're hypothetically going to have a need for a poisonous spider here in the states.. (unless Louisa's willing to transport some creepy crawlies to us.) When necrosis is a possible symptom, you know you've got a winner.

Anonymous said...

hey Hun....Tracy......your back from the game!...How did she go? Kicked arse ! Did she?

You make it sound so enticing......I would willingly give you any from here....Just give me your address ....No No I'm JK!

Wildhart007 said...

Louisa I'll take your word for it, Just black widows and brown recluse spiders here. Supposed to have a really nasty bite but no fangs, like Vampire lol
I gotta keep running back to stove and keep the pressure cooker right. Damn tomatoes all came in this last week about a month behind due to flood back in May.

SueBee said...

Creep Crawlies!!!!!!!!!! Ack!!!

If anyone wants to send me anything, I prefer chocolate! Reese's Cups to be specific. If you can find Reese Sticks--even better!!!

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Anonymous said...

Louisa - She scored the only goal, tied the game 1-1. Totally knocked another girl on her arse. We've always lost to this team, so a tie was most excellent.

And while I'd be thrilled to receive packages.. I'd prefer they not have anything that can bite me in them. Books.. books are good. You can always send me books. :) But not books on spiders.. I really really hate those things.

Wildhart007 said...

Tracy my prayers are with you and your family, if you need anything I'm here.

Your girl sounds like she is kicking ass and taking names! Way to Go!

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Melinda said...

What's with all the deleted comments??? Are people drunk commenting and realizing they gave TMI.


Okay anyone remember the movie "Little Shop of Horrors"? Somehow whenever I see Honey pop up in here to talk utter nonsense I think of this movie. That's all.


Snakes, I hate snakes (thank you Indiana Jones for that wonderful line)...had 5 black racers in my rose garden the other day. Needless to say they are now being eaten by the otters and fish living in the lake my house sits on.


LJ- I love England. Had visited there many years ago. Lots of great memories. One thing that I thought was cool was the Jack the Ripper tour in London. Don't know if they still do that tour now but it was great fun when I went on it. It was killer, ha ha.

SueBee said...

Top Ten Pick Up Lines A Should NOT say To A Girl at a Bar

Brought to you by SueBee and Manjen

- feel free to add on

10. What's your sign? Slippery When Wet?

Anonymous said...

9. I can't help but notice that your boobs keep looking at me

SueBee said...

8. You know what would look good on you? Me!

Anonymous said...

7. Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Anonymous said...

6. There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.

SueBee said...

5. Are you tired? Because you've been running around in my mind all day.

Anonymous said...

5. Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.

Anonymous said...

4. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Anonymous said...

4 (or 3 or wherever I hit in the countdown)

Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

Wildhart007 said...

3. Would you help me, I've lost my snake?

Anonymous said...

@ melida I'm to blame for about 6 of those deletes....ya know when ya think about it......things are better left unsaid......

#6
Is that a snake in ya pants....or you just happy to see me.....Trashy! I know....Havent heard it personally either.....Just thought it was appropriate lol

Anonymous said...

#2 not #6 you're to quick!

SueBee said...

2. Which side of the bed do you like?

Anonymous said...

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams.

or

Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

Anonymous said...

@ Suebee your #2 is subtle....NOT!

Anonymous said...

And the #1 Pick-up line A should NEVER use on a girl in a bar is:

If you were an outside toilet you'd be called a porto hottie!

Thank you all for your time and patience!

Until next time...

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Anonymous said...

Got it...thanks! Check your email in a few.

Anonymous said...

Thank you ladies for all your help with the pick-up lines...You guys were Awesome!!

Anonymous said...

@ manjen...you are so very welcome :) Well ladies...I'm off to sleep ;) Have a nice night!

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Leigh!!

Anonymous said...

goodnite Manjen & Leigh

Wildhart007 said...

Goodnite Leigh, Manjen and Louisa

dowlingnana said...

Hi all,
Is anyone else going crazy not hearing any news? I am, eeeeekkkk, I know no news is suppose to be good news, but I am seriously needing some Rob NOW!!! bwahhhhhhhh
Guess I'll read my new book, The APE House and try to calm down.
See, I was up very early again and if I don't see anybody respond then I leave after a while and then the next day I see someone pops up......sry about that! Take care all and Louisa, have ya' figured out yer' name yet? LOL
Tracy: praying for your father and you and your family as wel!! luv to all, donna (not the h)

THOSE "LINES" ARE HILARIOUS, SO ENJOYED THEM!!

DreamerKind said...

Prank Wars, possible Kentwood sightings, lots of AF, AFOAF, plus the kind folks on here.

This must be THE best place on the internet! (Waving to y'all)

Vangie said...

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Vangie said...

mmmm

dowlingnana said...

Vangie: whatz up gal? rrrrrrrr

Unknown said...

Here is a sighting & if true I'm proud of the girls. No info given out, convo polite--they let Rob & Kristen have a nice time, respected their privacy & still gave all a glimmer!

littlewing1975:
Rob and Kristen sighting was on Sat,In a bar that I have been to b4. I have absolutely no reason to not believe this person simply because Live in New Orleans, don't ask about pics cause there are none,this person is also not a Twilight fan but does know who R&K are. Kris was Wearing a tee and jeans and Rob hobo wear and yes he still has his awesome beard. Person struck up a converstion with R&K told them places Visit while in New Orleans. Person said Rob and Kristen were very,very nice just and person said they def. Looked like a couple. Rob waslittlewing1975 In her ear and there were touches. That's it the end.

dowlingnana said...

Christina: I hope so and I wonder why we haven't heard more? thanx, donna

DreamerKind said...

Say, I wasn't trying to be vague in my last post.

What I meant was that on Robsten Angels some Facebook tweets were discussed-about the OTR movie being filmed 1 hour north of NOLA and a possible Rob on set sighting there on Monday. Hopefully more info. on Tuesday.

Plus, I used AF for A Friend and AFOAF for A Friend of A Friend, being in my weird way-humorous.

Hope this clears it up any confusion.

dowlinghana-best wishes that you are recovered now.

Unknown said...

@Donna--like I said it may not, but one of my friends from NOLA said things R more down to earth there, so she feels that it's probably so.


This is MADE-UP, but a quick fun read. I could Really picture this conversation!!

http://ateofie913.blogspot.com/

dowlingnana said...

Hey Dreamer: I sure hope he was on set, I'm surprised we haven't heard more actually, atleast from fans. thanx for the wishes, donna

dowlingnana said...

Christina: that site was hilarious and now I have to read the other ones listed. thanx for the link, donna

dowlingnana said...

Christina: the one about the fortune teller was soooo funny, I'm still laughing!!!

Unknown said...

@Donna
Sorry--had to leave quick & pick up neighbors daughter for her 'cuz she called stuck in traffic!

I'm still laughing. My hubby was trying to act "bored" about my sites, but he is currently in hysterics w/our 2 teen-age boys over these! haha If they wake the girls they won't be laughing! grrr... LOL

Unknown said...

Here is another funny site. This one "interprets" existing picts. It's too funny! :-)http://robertandkristen.net/2010/06/14/holypeen-alert/

katy said...

Christina

I always wondered if it was a wardrobe malfuntion or if was something else...

katy said...

News about 'Water for Elephants'


http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/2010/09/14/robert-pattinson-water-for-elephants-3/#more-48196

Unknown said...

@Katy. Actually it was the ear monitor cords, but it looks sooo...funny especially w/the added "Story" LOL

Make Sure you check the other site I posted above site

perfectionseeker said...

@Penny and LJ

I was born in York and my dad went to University there when I was small and loved it. It's not unusual for Universities in the UK to have been built in the 1960s (as is the one I work in) as that was when there was an explosion in the education for all in the UK. They had far fewer students then and York has developed a good reputation for itself and I believe it comes quite highly listed. he'll love it, York is beautiful! Daisy x

perfectionseeker said...

Ooh meant to say that on you tube there is footage of KStew at the New Moon LA premiere when she's going up the stairs to do a radio interview and she *twirls* :)

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