I'm bored.
Nothing going on in Rob/Kristen land.
Well...nothing out of the ordinary.
Robert is in London.
Robert must hate Kristen because he is in London.
Because every time they aren't in the same zip-code...
People foam at the mouth about it.
So
The
Fuck
Fuck
What.
How many times have work and circumstance separated
Robert and Kristen?
And how many times have they been reunited?
Good Golly Miss Molly.
People are so fucking strange.
Remember the whole hoopla when Rob was making RM?
The "Rob and Emilie have such wonderful chemistry" stuff?
And please don't lump me into the
"They hate everyone Rob works with"
Because it's not true.
I don't hate anyone Robert has worked with...
I like quite a few of his co-stars...
But lets get back to Emilie...
Whom I don't like or dislike...
I feel indifferent towards her but it has nothing to do with Robert
I felt that way before she was ever connected to Rob.
I felt that way before she was ever connected to Rob.
But anyway.
Say that Rob and Emilie REALLY hit it off during RM...
Say that you started seeing them at concerts together...
Going out to eat...
Just hanging out.
Then Rob and Emilie were spotted at the same hotel
On the same hotel room balcony...
Then you saw Rob saying goodbye to Emilie
You saw Emilie's mother tenderly say goodbye to Rob...
You see countless walks through airports...
Emilie shows up in London to spend NYE with Rob
Emilie goes to a movie premiere for Rob.
Emilie is seen on set in Budapest...
Rob goes to see Emilie on her movie sets...
Every time you see Rob and Emilie together...
They are all smiles and only have eyes for each other.
Every time Rob is with someone... it's Emilie.
Every time Emilie is with someone... it's Rob.
Every time Rob is with someone... it's Emilie.
Every time Emilie is with someone... it's Rob.
You would think that there is something going on
between Robert and Emilie... Right?
You would think they were in a relationship... Wouldn't you?
You know you would.
I would.
So put Kristen into that equation.
Because that is where she belongs.
And all of a sudden...
There is no relationship
It's all a happy coincidence that they are together so much
It's all staged and not real...
There are just two people who barely like each other
hanging out because either
Some tyrannical movie company owns their lives?
or
They have no one else to hang out with?
Really?
Is that really your story?
Are you really sticking to it?
OK then.
So I have all these TV interviews on my DVR.
So much Robert.
And Kristen.
Last night the house was finally quiet...
so I decided to see what was on the DVR to watch.
2 Jimmy Kimmels
2 Jimmy Fallons
1 Letterman
1 Lopez Tonight
1 Nightline
1 No. 1 Countdown
1 Daily Show
3 Ellens
1 Oprah
2 Tonight Shows
1 The View
1 Today
And a Robert in a pear tree.
Robert in the tree was by far my favorite.
How could it not be?
He's just so damn adorable and charming...
And he's willing to laugh at himself
and sit in a tree and be BOTHERED.
Love him.
I love Robert for this, too...
Because when I watch this Kimmel video
I see Robert taking care of Kristen.
It's unmistakable.
Kristen is looking at Taylor...
Kristen is jittery and nervous...
Robert notices how nervous she is...
Robert makes a pronounced effort to touch her with his leg...
She immediately calms down...
and stops shaking.
Robert knows Kristen.
Is it wrong to say I looked at this clip in slow motion?
Probably.
But I did.
And Robert is looking out for her.
He is taking care of her.
Love him.
Um.
This is one of my favorite walking pics of Robert.
Walking onto Leno.
I get all SWOONY
Damn.
He's all disheveled
and wrinkled
and scruffy...
Need I say more?
Didn't think so.
Love him.
So someone said I was a grandma.
Wow.
My kids have kids?
And I didn't know about it?
Those rascals.
I'm fat.
I'm ugly.
I'm old.
I'm a follower who can't make up her own mind.
Of course I am.
Such typical, predictable bullshit.
Robert knows Kristen.
Is it wrong to say I looked at this clip in slow motion?
Probably.
But I did.
And Robert is looking out for her.
He is taking care of her.
Love him.
Um.
This is one of my favorite walking pics of Robert.
Walking onto Leno.
I get all SWOONY
Damn.
He's all disheveled
and wrinkled
and scruffy...
Need I say more?
Didn't think so.
Love him.
So someone said I was a grandma.
Wow.
My kids have kids?
And I didn't know about it?
Those rascals.
I'm fat.
I'm ugly.
I'm old.
I'm a follower who can't make up her own mind.
Of course I am.
Such typical, predictable bullshit.
When you need to go 'hyena' on someone...
If you don't know something...
Make it up.
Oh so clever.
Does it make you feel better about hating on a stranger?
Hating someone just because they don't agree with you?
Then go for it.
Enjoy your meal, scavengers.
Rip and shred
It's what you do best.
But no matter how you try to justify it...
You are liars.
And bad liars at that.
And hell...
If you are going to lie...
At least make it somewhat believable.
This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *R*
B for Bitterness
The haters spew it
And they wallow in it.
R for RUN ROB RUN!!!
Oh please be careful in London dear Robert.
The lunatics are near...
Be safe.
Bye for now.
♥♥♥
459 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 459 of 459SueBee is hilarious! I love that since we shipped her (she who shall not be named) off the the island it's been fairly quiet. Only the random comment.
Oh my gosh.. my kiddo LOVES going to the Verizon store to look at phones. People NEVER log out of their facebook accounts whenever they're in there. She goes in and leaves the most disturbing status updates. Then leaves a comment on their on status of "Log out, stupid!"
Wow! You do have a thing for boogies don't ya, Syd?
1. I'm at work, so this is hard to keep up with.
2. I don't mind you guys going crazy here! It's entertaining as hell.
3. OUCH. Syd doesn't write gushy mushy stuff like that to me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I adore him, what can I say?
But I adore Smitty, too and I'm intoxicated by Gruffy.
So... it all works out in the end.
Right?
Smitty... Syd isn't as BUSY as you are... so he has more time to write.
Which, by the way... I did just send you an email. So there.
Work is boring. I could do this with my eyes closed... and I frequently do.
A poem for Rose
I pick my nose???
Really???
BWAHAHAHAHA
I must have missed the throat jumping...
But it's all in good fun.
I can't help it if me and Syd are crushing on each other ;)
You have Gruff... no complaints there. Heh.
Smitty,
I hope she did swim to that island ;) One less crazy to deal with. And I wouldn't feel a bit of guilt about that fact. You can only deal with so much crazy! I don't know how people do it.
Oh, not much..
My daughter's being a bitchy thing today.. PMS is a lovely thing to deal with.. one minute she's nice.. next minute she's yelling at me that I'm being rude, and I don't understand.. and I should just shut up. It's exhausting.
Did you know I have people on my facebook page that probably don't even realize they're related to me. Isn't that just sad? They NEVER talk to me, and I seriously think they don't even know who I am. But I get a friend request from them because I'm friends with other family and my name is the same as theirs...
@ Leigh
I agree with you...
Her post are so crazy, she chimes in with off shit!!
I am soo not a mean person at all..but I just can't help but be rude to her! She is just so freakin stupid.
Smitty,
Maybe we FINALLY offended her. We sure tried really hard!
@ manjen
I know it's hard to be nice to someone who is just CRAZY. The stupid random shit she came up with...at least it was good for a laugh because it was all BS!
Louisa was offended by what she perceived as a personal attack and will no longer come to the blog.
C'est La Vie
Rose,
That's what I figured...I guess I just have the skin of a rhino because who gives a shit?
OH TRACY!!
Are you still here?
Leigh
I'm like you.. I just don't give a flying fuck (oh, did you know they actually make little flying helicopters that are just the letters FUCK and you can fly it? Srsly!). Takes a LOT to offend me.
Yes Tammy they use his ex. It was a while ago though. And only really in one post. I was trying to find out why they act how they do: those fans on that livejournal. And because I showed I was a Kristen fan, big mistake there, they happened to make a big thing out of me supporting Rob and Kristen, compare to Rob and Emilie or Rob and Nikki. So his ex was mentioned: this one user in particular said to another one, that they should whenever Kristen is mentioned- mention how Rob and Nina had lots of sex. I thought, wtf. That's weird. And a childish thing to mention, just because Kristen his current girlfriend gets mentioned.
I found it weird too. But that site, well now I don't find it weird. Okay it's creepy. But that's what you expect when you go there. pattinsonlife is a nicer place to be. They respect his girlfriend. I think all the ones who do not respect her, have gone to rpattzdaily to bitch and moan about her. It's the site where whoever hates Kristen but so called likes Rob's acting and likes to know about his personal life, you go to, where you can bitch and moan, and make snide comments. It's the place full of hate. I have even seen fans of Rob, who end up going on Nikki's fan livejournal. And they have bitched about Rob there. So I don't think they are worth being called fans.
Manjen
Yes! I'm still here!
I need to get shit done today, but motivation is lacking. I really need to figure out how to change his ring tone. It's just gotten my day all out of whack
Bye Syd/Not Syd
Have an awesome day!!! ;-)
Rizzo was not mentioned, although I know she didn't like the nickname.
And yes.. I like C'est La Vie
Because life does go on...
:)
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:) A flying FUCK
kstewrocks
Why do you read those shty LJ and blogs or whatever they are full of shit
Ooookay...
Anywho I agree Tracy. Life is just too short. I mean it's like I tell my daughter, you don't have to like everyone. Everyone is not going to like you. People are different. Just be civil to them...and screw what they think!
Bye Smitty :)
bye smitty.
Write back when you get a chance.
go for it smitty!!
Slap the bitch!
Oooooh.. good idea. He's always leaving that thing just sitting around. I'll have to change it later tonight when he's asleep.. oooh.. wait. I'll do it right before he goes out of town. Set it as a ring tone for when I call.. and then call him when he's in a room with co workers.
hehehehe
Go for it Smitty!!
Slap them! Tell them it builds character. Makes them a better person.
Is it time to get back to real life? Already?
*sigh*
I have a lunch date. I should probably go get ready for that..
Bye dear Smitty...
Talk to you soon :)
I have to get back to real life as well (a nap).. I will talk to you all later on this evening..
I hope everyone has a great day!!
WTF,
You're all here during the daytime?
I was out doing mundane things like watering plants, picking up dog poop, etc. and you are all here having fun.
Anyone left?
PennyLane
We were here, and now I think we're all going back to doing what we were *supposed* to be doing.. except Manjen, she's totally skipping out of work today and taking a nap. :)
And I've got a lunch date, and some errands to run, but I'll definitely be back later.
*waves*
Tracy,
Bye. Guess I'll go back to the mundane. That's what comes of being a woman of leisure with a sugar daddy for a husband.
Smitty-please slap him, and slap him really hard for both of us. I would so love to fucking slap someone right now but I'm afraid I'd get carried away and end up in jail.
Oh- and my phone insists I call you Smutty.
Bye ladies, just got to my office and this is the first thing I do...gotta love my will to work today!
E.
@kstewrocks, yeah I thought that the LJ was a Rob site so I was happy when I found it. But I was soon mistaken, and just couldn't stand the hate that they kept pouring on Kristen. I remember when I went on there, I was thinking to myself, I didn't join a Rob & Emilie community, what the hell? Every post was about a non-existent relationship. And even when some members were genuine and liked Rob/Kristen, the ratio was always towards hate. And I can't believe how many people on there liked Nikki...seriously? The woman does nothing but say the stupidest things about Rob and yet they love her?
So now I go to pattinsonlife, and I love that site. It truly is a Rob site which actually supports his relationship with Kristen and his work. No snide comments or rude things are said. No one trying to be desperate and put down anything. You can tell that they are truly Rob fans, like you, I can't say the same for rpattzdaily.
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