So.
Robert (and Thomas) haven't been seen since last week.
Not counting snippets of someone's nose...
or a corner of what could be an ear.
You know what I mean?
And please...
No more lame ass manips.
CREEPY!
So where is Robert?
First tweets that he was on set with Kristen in NOLA...
Now there have been tweets that he is in London.
Wow.
So...
Has Rob been in the air since last Thursday?
Did he fly directly to London after Texas?
No passing NOLA... no collecting Beastie Boys t-shirts?
Interesting... yes?
No pics... Robert ceases to exist, of course.
What if he...
Went to New Orleans just as Kristen was wrapping up OTR...
so that they could hang out for a couple of days in
a wonderful city...
And then...
Fly to London for a bit?
Together?
Hmmm.
Now THAT is an interesting thought... isn't it?
We all know how much London means to Robert.
We all know that Kristen loves it, too...
And since they are going to be wrapped up with BD for 6 months...
Maybe they went to pay a short visit before it starts?
Who knows.
(of course, after I post this... some picture of Robert
will turn up and this will all be moot)
I personally don't care WHERE they are.
I just like to think of them together.
And I know that so many people out there
think that Rob is just 'putting up with' Kristen
out of some strange voodoo commitment to Summit
But
No one is forcing the boy to follow Kristen around.
It has nothing to do with 'PR'...
and just the fact that Robert wants to be where Kristen is.
If Rob didn't want to be with Kristen...
he wouldn't be.
Isn't it really that simple?
Simple.
Robert could be hanging out with anyone he wants
during his free time.
Ashley. Anna. Emilie. Mystery Blonde.
Anyone in the female population...
But instead...
He went to Montreal.
And NOLA.
(and you know he was there...
He didn't just push Sam out of the speeding car)
And chose to be where Kristen was...
AGAIN.
And
AGAIN.
And
AGAIN.
So WHERE will they turn up next?
And will Robert be wearing the
GET OFF MY DICK
shirt this time around?
Heh.
I'm still laughing over that one.
And all the angry excuses that followed.
People are STILL pissed off that Kristen had the NERVE
to wear Robert's t-shirt.
Wait.
He left it in Montreal
(They know this...how?)
That's how she got it.
It doesn't mean he was in New Orleans!
Besides...
She's only is doing it for attention.
Yeah.
Because Kristen Stewart doesn't get enough
FUCKING attention the way it is.
She definitely wants MORE.
Right.
Makes PERFECT sense...
(If you have rabies)
So... in closing...
The pictures in this post are what I want to see...
Robert and Kristen...
In an airport.
Somewhere.
Anywhere.
It doesn't matter.
Walking side by side...
Together.
You know it.
I know it.
Grandma Rose knows it.
Side by side.
On to their next destination.
And even when they have to be separated by circumstance.
It never lasts very long.
They always manage to find their way back
TOGETHER.
Yeah.
Grandma Rose can even see it...
"Those two whippersnappers love each other!"
OK.
Grandma Rose would NEVER use the word whippersnapper.
And I will be honest...
Grandma Rose doesn't give 2 hoots and a holler about
Robert and Kristen.
Why did I just write 2 hoots and a holler?
Where the hell am I?
Good grief.
Robert and Kristen
Where are you?
Where is Thomas?
Who will wear the GOMD t-shirt next?
Will you wash it first?
Can I admit that even though Kristen wearing the shirt
made me LAUGH out loud...
I kinda liked Robert wearing it more.
I like that he is taking a bit of a stand against the paps intrusion.
I kinda like that he is standing up for himself...
and for Kristen.
I adore you Robert Pattinson.
This post is brought to you by the letters *H* and *T*
H for HATERS
They are SO angry at a girl wearing a t-shirt.
So many hateful bitter things that were written.
Unbelievable.
T for Together.
I hope wherever Robert and Kristen are...
They are together.
Twirling.
And Happy.
Always Happy.
Bye for now.
♥♥♥
P.S. My apologies to my Grandma Rose...
I know you don't read my blog
But you are one of the coolest ladies I know
And I love you madly...
And you would never say whippersnapper.
:)
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thank you for the compliment, as Katy said we have english as a subject in early grades.
And since I've never adressed you directedly before (cause I'm too shy) I'll say now that I've always loved your comments in here. Love the way you are so polite (makes think of you as an english gentleman... a litle like Rob =)
I read all today's comments and I hope going out with your friends cheers you up and brings back the "happy A" that us here all heart.
@Tracy and Manjen
If he's going to sing to me I hope it's a Susie/Susan song. Despite my board name, in real life I HATE being called Sue. Suse/Susie/Susan works for me!
Of course, if he's going to sing to me, why am I throwing in all of these rules now??? LOL
Sofia-
A's charm is one of the many reasons we heart him. The politeness is how he has "wooed" us ladies.
No more being shy here! We love to chat.
But *I* have the STFU hoodie now. It's precious. So unless you guys go get your own, I have leverage now. I am not opposed to locking you both in the basement.
(See.. I'm keeping my promise about the closet)
Tracy-What's up with locking people up? And what's this ninja mode, who are you hiding from?
Elaine, I am hiding from the hubster. He's in stalk mode. I'm in ninja mode. We're locked in a battle of wills. I'm pretty confident that I'm going to win. :)
@ Tracy
NO!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THE BASEMENT!!
Is there a pole in the basement?
@Melinda
and i heart him too. =)
I see all of you in here love to chat and i follow some of these conversation and laugh out loud.
This place is like one island of freedom where i can express my thoughts on Rob and Kristen.
In real life people think i'm crazy...
@ SueBee
Well you FRISKY DEVIL!!
Oh, and Melinda. I have not received the "woo". Charm alone doesn't woo me. I fully expect a song now. He has to go find the lyrics to my song and post them here. Then I will consider myself properly wooed.
Until then, I only swoon for SueBee ❥
(and occasionally Manjen, when she's not locked in the basement)
Hmm.. I could put a pole in the basement. That's a thought.
Elaine, I have to lock them in a basement because they are trying to take away my STFU hoodie, AND steal my woo. I just can't let that happen.
I tried to lock Manjen in the closet, but I had to promise to stop doing that. (but I never said anything about the basement)
Tracy-
Technically neither have I (being wooed that is). He needs to do more than charm me too. I like to be wined and dined.
Tracy-A pole in the basement? Just what are you trying to get them to do down there?
They're the ones that wanted the pole! I'm just trying to be accommodating! What kind of hostess would I be if I didn't make my hostage... er.. guests feel welcomed?!
Hmm.. it's quiet. The duct tape seems to be holding... lock on the basement door seems to be fine.
SWEET VICTORY!!
Can't say as I have been technically wooed but the effort was cute.
@Tracy
You didn't tell us you have a flat screen and the twilight collection in your basement.
Rob in HD...Helllooooo!
I mean..no..let us out! LOl
SueBee, I guess we're not easy to woo.. we just expect more direct wooing? Maybe?
*sigh* I knew I went overboard on the den of sin down there. Perhaps the basement wasn't the best idea.
Hmm.. perhaps I'll just join you (after I've properly hidden my hoodie) Chips and drinks?
@Tracy
Snacks! Yum!
Join us!!!
Wow, how many "takes" of those screen kisses do you think they had to do until they got it "right?"
You know what a perfectionist I would be.
SueBee, I think I'd have to have extra practice.. like private tutoring.. extra credit kind of work.. Can't have it looking like I don't know what I'm doing.
Wow, the amount of practice I would require!!!!!!!!!! I'd be such a taskmaster.
Well, you know what they say.. if you're going to do something, do it well.
Of course, to be honest, I'd probably forget how to speak, and go weak at the knees and just stand there if he actually talked to me. ;)
But then.. we wouldn't actually have to talk, would we? Hmm...
Ha!! There it is!! How is everyone tonight? I got drug off to the movies with the Hubby...Resident Evil...bleh!
@Leigh
Now there's the movie that just won't die! My hubby likes Mila but the horse has been beaten to death, don't you think?
@ Suebee
You have NO idea. I mean there's only so many zombies you can kill. It was horrible!!
Leigh
Are you serious?!? That's FUNNY! I'm watching the third one now. Just finished watching the second one.
HIGHlarious!
Lol Tracy...not really my cup of tea. But, I drag him to the Rom Com's so...all is fair in love and war ;)
Leigh - I've never watched them.. this is the first time I've seen them. We netflix'd them. Not quite my preference, but as usual, there's nothing on the bajillion channels that we have on tv.
So...I didn't get a chance to tell you guys about my class last night. I wish you could have seen it! Bwahahaha!! I'm laughing at myself. They had us dancing to 'Hot In Herre' by Nelly.
Seriously.
All we were doing last night was learning to spin around the pole...I'm black and blue and can't walk. I'm too old for this!
A pole dancing class that plays songs that encourage you to take your clothes off. How appropriate!!
I know! Right? It was really funny. I'm glad that I decided to try it. But, I don't know that I will take another session after this six weeks is up. I may try belly dancing. That sound fun and the local Y offers classes.
Yes.. belly dancing. They offer it here at the rec center. You could be like Shakira.
Just make sure your hips don't lie. (whatever in the hell that means)
I do believe I would like to try belly dancing!
Ha! I wish these hips could lie! This is why I'm always taking some kind of fun exercise class. I have to or my ass would be the size of my house! I get bored with things so I try to change it up.
So at what age to I get to say piss on it and give up?
Awesome post as always, Rose!
Thanks for all of the laughs this week ladies and A. Lots and lots of laughs...I've loved it.
@SueBee, I can't wait for Day 3 on the island!
@Leigh
I'm 30-something---and I'm not giving up yet!
Never give up! Never give in!
Unless of course, your SueBee and Manjen and you're locked in my shed (I've moved y'all out of my basement and I'm keeping the hi-def to myself)You guys should just resign yourself to being in the shed. At least until I get my song.
@Tracy
Heeeyyyyy! If I'm in the shed I want the damn hoodie back!
Hellllllp!
Goodnight Ladies :)
I'm off to bed. MY daughter has a softball game in the morning at 9:00. Bleh, we have to be at the park at 8:15...on a Saturday. A Mother's work is never done.
SueBee, hmmm... I don't know.. I had to ninja it from you last time.
Leigh - Just threaten to forget how to get to the mall, or her favorite store. Or make her pay for things herself... They get REALLY agreeable after that.
Well, I'm out of here for now. I need to figure out a way to tunnel out of this shed.
Goodnight!!!
Good Night ladies! I shall hold the fort down while you are away..and keep an eye on that SueBee.. (she doesn't realize I have that shed under surveillance)
All right... everybody else is either locked in a shed, a basement(not mine, since that one didn't work last time), or in a closet (I never said I wouldn't lock OTHER people in the closet)..
I'm all alone.... 0_o
Rose, you have become my first stop everyday....I always seem to agree with you ...*Twirl*
What we've learned from tonight.....
Me <---- Absolute champion and ruler of all. (as I am the last one standing)
Everybody else -------> Weaklings.
Bwaahahahahahahahahaha
(And we've also learned that apparently I am willing to lock people in confined spaces in order to get what I want.. but whatevs.. that's not important.)
thank you Rose! I very love your posts!!! I translate your posts on Russian language and i think you have very good style.You right said, that they always end up somewhere together. This inevitably.
@hi rose! i always read your blogs some time i comment any way i belong to robsessed i have been a follower forever and hello you wonder ladies except[honey],rose you always put up the most gorgeous banner of robert!!!!!!!!!!! and rose since i think you and delaneyg84 seems to be friends would you please except my condolences on the death of her dad!we i read rob has gone to the UKwell [home]i wonder who stayed in his apartment since tom was not there either bet you was lizzy,or it must be so clean, robe may be cannot even make out the place LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ladies that OTDfiling still is not over to me kristen has been gone like a life time now since mid july, so maybe rob went home to stretch is legs and visit marcus foster well i forget all the things i wanted to write and sorry for the mistakes i am feeling a bit sleepy
Olá, Sofia...only now I have notice that you are also portuguese. I thought that I was the only one here...good to know that I'm not :)
I've been reading some stuff, that really upset me...I know I shouldn't listen to the Nonsten...but i thought that they would understand Rob and Kristen message and STFU but Nonstens are idiots.
I'm gonna quote A Friend...because I loved her comment 'Kristen isn't happy unless she with Rob'...and I'm sure Rob isn't happy unless his with Kristen...just look at they way he looks at her...speaks volumes to me.
And Rob's friend love Kristen and I'm pretty sure she loves them back...no matter what
Olá Katy, It's really good isnt it? We're really lucky to be able to read Rose's toughts and became friends with everyone here. I thank for all the years I spent improving my english. =)
On the stuff you've been reading, just ignore all the fucking excuses. We know Rob loves Kristen and she loves him back, it's written in their eyes.
Katy - You pretty much explained it. They're idiots. They don't want to listen to anything positive. They don't want to say anything positive. Even if Rob and Kristen stood in front of them face to face and said "We're together, happy and in love, so leave us alone" The idiots wouldn't believe it.
My advice? Just don't read stuff like that. And if you do see it, please realize that it's coming from idiots. Jealous, bitter, mean spirited idiots.
@Tracy Ditto!
Tracy and sofia
I'm gonna take your advice and Ignore the hatter and stay aways from the bad stuff...from now on I'm going to just keep Twirling.
And Tracy...any news about your father? Hope everything is Ok.
Katy - still waiting. I'm not entirely happy with is Doctors right now, but not much I can do from 200 miles away.
But I'm trying to be optimistic :) Thank you for your concern. It means a lot to me that so many people are caring.
Katy I think its the best you can do, keep twirling with us bacause as Rose likes to say "they always end up together".
Tracy I'm a bit of intruder in the conversation but I hope everything is okay with your father too.
Sofia - you're not intruding :)
And I totally meant to type 'his' doctors.. I'm having typing problems this morning.
Tracy
It must be hard to you being far away :(, but I'm sure everything will be fine...I will keep you and your father in my thoughts and prayers.
Take care
I figure it must be difficul being so far away from a loved one who needs us. =/
But as you said try to keep optmistic and "send" your father positive energy. =)
Hello Ladies of Roseland-
3 things--A is fine. My life got busy at the same time he felt bad. No great drama here--all is well. I love that you all cheered him up when he was feeling "forlorn and sad" as Rose said. Its all good. The morning torture that is our tradition has been reinstated. However, if I EVER hear him saying that I am in any way high maintenance and too emotional I have a good response for him.
I just read through a bunch of these and you are all very funny and sweet. I knew that before but its really cute how you all support and talk to each other. Oh-and I'm sorry for -- aahh-now I can't find it but someone's dad is sick...hope he is better soon. Oh and for the chick that is pole dancing-I did some classes like that and its kick ass fun. Keep it up!
Finally, I would highly recommend you ignore the hate and lies that are on twitter/fb/where ever else they look. Its really fucking sick that people have nothing better to do with their lives. I get that if you are like 13 and you think you are in love with some movie star you are going to say crazy ass things but some of these people are adults? How does that work exactly? The best thing to do is ignore it all. I will say Rose knows best--or in "twilight speak" you could say "don't bet against Rose." She might not know all the details but she knows more than anyone else and she's just a good, safe place to be. She gets that Rob and Kris love to be together with Tom and Sam and the rest of their friends too. And that it is okay if they aren't together because of work or other things. Honestly, wouldn't it be weird and boring if any couple was together 24/7? Isn't it okay for people to go on a road trip or work without the other being there every single fricking day? What would you discuss after awhile? What if one liked to do something and the other didn't? Do you stop doing what you love just to be obsessively with someone else? I just spent too long looking at some of the crap out there (I REALLY have to stop doing that) and it is scary and sick. That's what I like about Rose-she's this sane person who is a fan but she realizes they are people. She is a fan but she's not going to kill someone or make up lies or shit like that to create drama. Rob and Kris are fine and happy when they are together and they are fine and happy when they are occasionally separated for work or just because they want time alone or with other friends. I think people underestimate their relationship really--they've been through alot and, for whatever reason, Rob loves Kris no matter what and Kris loves Rob no matter what. It doesn't matter what is said any more because no amount of crazy chatter on twitter or whatever is going to come close to touching that. People can lie about her being a bitch or that he has a baby somewhere or whatever and its not going to touch them anymore. I think that's a hard lesson for anyone to learn but one that is finally sinking in for them. Rose preaches that alot, don't let the crazy get to you etc. She's a smart woman and, like I said, don't bet against Rose. She knows.
Sorry to ramble but thanks again for worrying about A and Rose thanks for the tip about that situation...everyone is happy and good. Hope you are too and enjoy your weekend.
A friend
Frist, I want to say that I love and support Rob and Kristen no matter what.
And want to Thank you for your thoughts...they made me really Happy.
Take care of you A friend
A Friend
you're absolutely right. Even Rob once said that "being apart of someone, in a certain way, makes it better. Cause the more time you spent way the more you wanna see this person again." (not this exact words but you got the idea)
Rose is like our little Alice... =)
A Friend
What you wrote was beautiful. Your understanding of relationships was right on.
And I agree 100% about the stupidity of what is on twitter and such. Rose Land is the safe haven for true fans.
And we are taking up belly dancing next if you would like to join
Be Safe and have a great day.
A friend,
Obviously there is a strong bond between you and A and Bf. That is rare and you are very lucky but I think you know that.
I admit to reading some comments on twitter posted by certain dissidents. Its not stalking because its a public twitter account. Funnily, (is that a word?) it seems that a number of them are transferring their fixations to Bobby as they talk about him incessantly. i guess this is good news for Rob and Kristen, but I hope someone warns Bobby.
Tracy--its your dad--I couldn't see it once I started typing...I hope he is better soon. Sorry I'm bad with names...take care.
A friend - Thank you much for your concern. It's a waiting game at this point in time. It's nice to be able to come somewhere and just be with fun people.
And tell A I'm glad he's feeling better. And he HAS to read all the messages. I've left specific instructions for my "woo" I'm supposed to get.
❤
PennyLane (great name-love the Beatles)-that's fucking scary for Bobby! Thank god they are probably mostly americans as he's in germany now (i think) but either there or somewhere in europe.
Ha--Tracy I will let A know to take care of that right away! He's nothing if not eager to please...lol...okay, I'm not starting anything here but I could really tell you a lovely story. But nope, gonna behave. Still feel bad he was so upset about like NOTHING.
But I will tell him to come woo you-lol!
Tracy
Yeah, I seen you had moved SueBee and Manjen from the basement to the shed. LOL
A friend,
Awww, you make me smile :) How can anyone resist Darling A? He may be a bit cheeky but he's good people. We all do stupid things when we have a wee bit too much to drink. I know I have. I'm glad you stopped by...it makes me feel better to know that you are happy and things are fine with A.
Thanks for the encouragement on the pole dancing. It's a lot harder than it looks! But I'm going to stick with it. I can't stand to let anything get the better of me ;)
Now, I need to get off the phone any pay attention to this game...we are winning right now...6 - 4!! Ta ta for now ;)
Wildhart - Yes.. SueBee is still under surveillance in the shed. Manjen's been quiet.. I'll have to check on her.. and neither gets to come out til I get properly wooed. :)
Leigh--just be careful. I had like really bad bruises and shit from it. oh-and I smashed my head on it one time-lol-really fucking sexy. Lol--thank god i don't have to do that for money cuz I suck at it? Have fun with it...just don't get hurt.
and btw...LOL @ Tracy.
You are the supreme victor! Last one standing ;) (do you EVER sleep?)
@ A friend
This is a happy day to know that all is forgiven with 'entertaining A'. His heartfelt, raw words last nite were indeed sad to read.
You are a wonderful Friend....and well, friends are the best and only way to make it through life....of course a good stiff drink is most helpful too.
I will check into pole dancing here in Texas...sounds like excellent exercise and my husband will be most impressed. HA!
A friend, thanks for the tip! I already have some hellacious bruises on the inside of my knees. And all I was doing was spinning around a pole! I was trying to keep it a surprise for the Hubby but he took one look at my legs and wanted to know what the hell happened! As I said last night...it gives me a whole new respect for exotic dancers. I do believe the next time I'm in a club...they may get a better tip ;)
A friend -
you'll have to share your lovely story another time.. perhaps when "A" is busy and you've got some time to spend with us...
Turnabouts fair play, right? ;)
Tracy
I bow to you "As Ruler of All", I couldn't even make midnight.
A Friend
That's not good smashing your head on the pole. It made me think of the song "Love, Sex, Hate, and Pain" by Godsmack. Gives a whole new meaning to the song. LOL
Leigh you did great getting up early on Saturday to make the game.
Leigh
And yes! I was absolute champion and ruler of all. Last lady standing!! ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶
Sleep?! Who needs sleep?! Pfffttt..
sleep is for weaklings! (of which I am not one.. because I'm champion)
hehehehehehe
Sorry put an extra Leigh in there.
A friend-You are so right. That is why we love Rob & kristen, they have shown so much maturity in the middle of all this craziness. They just show a true level of commitment to their relationship. It truly is lovely to see the two of them together and solid.
You just melted me with your post.
I'm so glad that A is fine and all is OK with you guys.
E.
Ha--I got the same questions about the bruises. They do look like really rough sex or something sick. Stay safe--lol! You chick are crazy-why are people locked in basements and sheds..crap--maybe this place isn't safe--just kidding. Take care!
A friend-that would be Tracy, she likes to have people locked up in her basement. Thank fucking God I didn't get trapped.
Hey T-you still got people down there?
Elaine-
I had to move them to the shed. They found my Hi-def wide screen and movie collection. *sigh* That SueBee is a triksy one, I tell ya. So now they're in the shed. And in the shed they shall remain... (for now)
T-Ha! and what are your plans for them my dear???
E-
Dunno.. waiting to see how the day goes. If they're nice to me, I might let 'em have some toast for breakfast. :)
Tracy
Did you ever get your STFU Hoodie back?
T-Woman you are not the winner and ruler of it all for nothing. Fuck, I'm scared of you.
Haha...go easy on them, maybe some orange juice to wash it down.
Wildhart - Yes! I ninja'd it back from SueBee last night while she wasn't looking. (I had to go into Ninja mode last night, it was epic)
A friend-ROSELAND!!! fucking love it!
Hello my friends.....just had a good old chuckle to myself reading your posts. I bloody hate timezones...being English means I never get to join in the fun!!
Also means I have zero chance of being woo'd by A......you lucky thing Tracy! ha ha...loving the fact you have SueBee and Manjen locked in your shed!...sorry ladies :-)
Thanks A Friend for your lovely words, great to hear from you! this is why I don't have a twitter account, I'm just not interested in getting involved in the drama. Those people must have very empty lives.
Much love,
LJ
E-
I can be nice. They can have orange juice if they want.
I know I'm going to end up paying dearly for the shed incident, but it's going to be SO worth it.
Tracy
Ninja Mode...I hope A realizes he seriously has to make up alot of woo now. LOL
I gotta run the bottomless pit has arose and is requiring more sustenance. Have Fun!
Hey Tracy--you should get a job as a bodyguard. You are badass! I would hire you if I needed one. Just tried to text A and am getting a big zero reply so whoever is waiting for the woo will have to be patient.
T-most def a badass!
A friend -
No one is waiting.. I've got them all locked up. I can wait. I'm a patient person :)
And yeah.. I can flip the bitch switch on if I need to.. hehehe.. It's all part of my charm.
A friend-and the pole thing...I have a friend that tried to work as an "exotic dancer" while going to law school. She was only able to do it for about a week. Too much to handle among other things.
We were there to support her for most of it and I have to tell you it is crazy what those women have to do.
E.
Tracy-badass bitch! You're killing me today. And funny enough got them all on lockdown. So you truly are the ruler of it all.
E.
Aww.. that was cruel.. sent me a message saying Romeo and Juliet clothes were on sale, and then the website is upgrading!!
That happened to me once with staples.com
Honestly. I'm sitting there going "that was easy" while typing in the web address. I try to get on the page and it says "The page is currently not available" 0_o
Not so easy.
Elaine-from what I know of it, nobody who had ANY other options would ever do that shit. It would be worse than being dead for me. Its sad that women still have to do that to survive. I know some of them own it but really its such a sick thing.
A friend-it is, but she was so fucking desperate, she was staying with me at the time, and some asshole convinced her to try it until she was back on her feet again.
You have no idea how bad it was...my husband waited for her to finish every day she was there. I was there most of the week as well. Finally she fucking snapped out of it and quit. I'm just happy all that shit is behind her now.
No doubt it was bad...and it sounds like she was lucky to have you guys to help her. Its just not that different than letting some guy fuck you for money really. Its fun if its like in an exercise class or if you and your husband or whatever get off on it but when you HAVE to do it than its just sad and sick and desperate. And so many of the dancers are like underage and abused etc. They don't make as much as everyone thinks either-that's what's even worse. I know a girl whose like one of the "top" ones and she owns it but you can see it damages her. Its sad.
Where is Rose--isn't she always on here too? Just wondering but maybe she went away for the weekend?
I gotta go but it was nice talking and I hope those of you that are locked in a shed escape soon. I'll send A as soon as he gets back with me. Maybe he got lucky last night-lol--nah--that never happens-lol!
Oh yeah.. just for clarification purposes.. I actually have to be here in order to be wooed. It won't work if I'm not here.
Uh Oh..
@ Tracy
I dug out of the shed!!
I was afraid of that.. I KNEW you were being too quiet. You didn't let SueBee out with you did you?!?!
Dammit.. now I'm going to have to find somewhere else to hide you.
Ummmm Tracy
SueBee escaped like...last night!! You REALLY should check on your prisoners!!
*sigh* I'll have to set a trap.. I'll offer up the STFU hoodie.. she can't resist.. Tell her I put it in the utility room and take her in there to make sure she goes...
(don't suspect AT ALL that I'm going to lock you guys in there. I wouldn't be THAT obvious)
A friend-I hear you. I'm actually involved in a group that deals with this issue here in NYC. My sister in law and I are very involved and you have no idea how fucked up all is. it is a very dear subject to me, and all the ladies are very close to my heart. I work with them twice a month and it is one of the most gratifying things I've ever done. I don't know if you are familiar with NY but we meet in the west village, there's one night a month when we're actually out @ these "clubs" and it's tough.
Especially when we meet underage girls that are like runaways and are staying in shelters and are on drugs. God! is all so fucked up! i'm just happy to help.
Fuck! sorry to have gotten all deep on you. It's just that this is something that I'm truly concerned with.
E.
Hi Manjen *waves*
Glad you escaped my friend...ha ha
Much love :-)
LJ -
Don't tell her, but I've set a trap in the utility room. I'm waiting for SueBee to show up so I can lock them both in there for the day.
I'm going to have to look into better nighttime arrangements.
:)
Hey LJ
How are you..I haven't spoken to you in a few days!!
Tracy, don't worry your secrets safe with me....my lips are totally sealed ;-D
As it's the utility room, stick em in there with a pile of your ironing and tell them they can't come out until its done....
Might aswell kill two birds with one stone....haaaaaaaaaaaa
*hugs*
Rose,
What you write is what's in my head I just wish I had your talent of expressing it like you. You really hit the nail on the head all of the time. I write comments sometimes (only recently cause I'm still a blogger virgin) but then,when it's too late, I read them again and think "oh Susanna just shut the fuck up". My only excuse is, is that I'm Dutch and trying too hard not to fuck up my English too much. I suppose the only thing that should matter is the commen love we share for Rob and Kristen.
Crap, I hope I'm not gonna regret this message again tomorrow, I do have a tendacy to over analyze everything I say.
Still, all I wanted to say is I think you are great!
Manjen I'm good thanks....my sister in law went into labour yesterday so I'm super excited to become an aunty! (shes still in labour now though poor thing...24hrs later!)
How are you my friend?
@ A Friend
I am glad everything is ok between you and A...
Maybe now he and I can reschedule our date!!
;-)
Oh Sue-
Don't over analyze! Even if we don't understand every single word, it doesn't mean we don't get the meaning. We're all pretty much here for the same reason, and it translates no matter what your native language is. :)
LJ -
Good thinking. I *do* have quite a bit of laundry that needs ironed..
LJ
I am well...And, Congratulations on almost being an Aunt. :-)
@ Tracy
Yeah that is just what you need to do...
Lock 2 crazy women in your utility room with an IRON!!
Well thought out!! LOL!!
I want to be an Aunt. Can I be a surrogate Aunt? LJ, you tell your niece or nephew that he has an Aunt Tracy. :)
Damn!! Lack of sleep is making me sloppy!!
Okay, forget the laundry. Maybe... hmm... no sharp objects, no blunt objects.. still needs to be productive so *I* don't have to do as much... I'll have to think about it.
But you're still going in the utility room. :)
Manjen-
I've gotten everybody back under control (gotta love duct tape) again.. but you're being difficult... Hmm.. Yes.. You'll stay in the utility room until I can find a better place for you. No way are you staying in the same place as SueBee again tonight. Can't have you guys working together to escape again.
My eyes! The sunlight is hurting my eyes!!!
Savoring the sweet taste of freedom!!!
That's the last time I get locked in a damned shed. Had to Macgyver my way out with a frisbee, a garden gnome, some duct tape and a croquet mallet. (I don't want to talk about it)
I figure a manicure and a few wet naps should set me back to rights in no time.
Forget the woo--I need a hug! (sniff)
Oh, SueBee.. I feel bad. I'm even going to let you have my STFU hoodie for the day. It's in the utility room. Manjen can show you the way...........
hehehehehe
@ SueBee
((HUGS)) LOL!!
SueBee
I sent the "nature" pic to Tracy last night!! She loved it as well...
0_o
Nature!
I was speechless.
Srsly
Of course you can Tracy you can never have too many Aunties...and I have a feeling you would be a fabulous one :-)
@Tracy
I am not going near the utility room!
@Manjen
Thanks for the hug-back at you
I'm off to scrub away the filth and listen to a motivational casette. (I'm okay with the me, I'm at home with the me....)
Now if I can just get rid of the nervous twitch.....
LJ - Excellent!! I only have one sister, and she's never going to have kids, and my hubs is an only child.. so no one to give me nieces or nephews. I have to find other ways. Give lots of snuggles and kisses for me :)
SueBee
Hmm.. do you promise to behave today, and not try to interrupt my woo if he makes it online? I'm still willing to let you have the hoodie if it helps. I MAY have gone a TAD bit overboard yesterday (does that come across as sincere?)and I promise to behave better today.
Hey Tracy- if the utility closet doesn't pan out there is always the attic!
A FRIEND-
I love what you wrote about Rob and Kristen. That's what we here on Rose's blog and elsewhere believe. They are in a healthy, stable, happy relationship. Two celebs that are actually together with no hidden agenda. Shocking I tell ya!
Also I hear you have to cook "A" dinner for a bet you lost. If you put cheese grits (as he said he may ask you to cook some since we were talking about it the other night) on the menu I may just have to crash the party! Ha, ha.
Okay I am out for a while. Will check in later when Rose does another post.
@Tracy
Oooooh you can have the woo. I promise not to interrupt (much) and to behave (sort of) and not steal you hoodie (when you're looking)
Here's where I look innocent and flash the dimples! :oD
Working yet?
OK!!! ROSELAND it is... *TWIRL* in Roseland. Who ever said that first is brilliant.
Okay.. I'm out for a while.
Remember... no wooing of any kind if I'm not here..
I'm watching you.
(well, not really.. but you all get my point... o_o)
Hello ladies-
On a very bad connection but glad to see all of my friends here but some are being held
hostage? Thanks again for the kindness yesterday.
Rose darling I am sure you were the little bird who visited a friend's window. Thank you for caring my friend. And did you notice someone playing chicken again? Interesting heh?
Enjoy your day/evening friends--I just watched a reviewing of grease and was especially enjoying Rizzo of course!
Hello All :)
I'm back and am happy to report we were victorious both games!! My baby girl got a triple I'm a proud Mama :-D
@ manjen...I must have missed the nature pic...what would this be and should I see it?
I guess I will be in and out today we are having a few friends over tonight for the game. WDE!!!
A--I'm glad you worked things out with A friend. I see you are as lucky as I and have wonderful and forgiving people in your life ;)
Could you please add these sort of fans to the list alongside LTR, LTT and Nonsten.com? http://teamgaystew.tumblr.com http://gaystewarmy.tumblr.com Please don't let them represent any fanbase. I know there are many haters in the Rob fanbase but please please! don't ignore these sort of fans either. I've read her posts. She calls Rob a footface and also attacks TomStu in some of her posts too. So many fans follow her.
Where is everyone? Off having far more exciting lives than I will ever know apparently heh? Well, I read the LONG string of HIGHLARIOUS posts and was prepared to woo but as nobody is awake/around/interested I will be forced to go watch some more sports.
The woo would have been exceptional this evening ladies so you should feel very deprived and disappointed. It would have been wootacular or wooabulous or wooounderful...take your choice! You know this type of offer only presents itself on rare occasions so I am very sorry that none of the woo candidates were here to accept the woo.
And Rose, darling, I miss you and your wonderfulness dear. Thank you for being such a good friend and please say hello to us all (and me especially) soon. I am like a thirsty man missing his drink when you are off leading your exceptional life.
Your sincere, devoted, and admiring friend-A
SueBee
Are you here????
Tracy?????
Hmm..
exceptional wooing?
Let the wooing commence. You know you really want to, but are you ready to and can you do everything I want?
❤
Manjen,
I'm here.. but I think he may be experiencing some wooing anxiety. I'm not sure he's up for the task.
;)
@ Tracy
Went to the blog...great job...
I am still scared of you though!
:0)
I just saw what he posted...maybe a little performance anxiety???
Manjen
Perhaps.. I did set the bar pretty high. Do you think it was too much? Asking for my song? *sigh* I just wanted him to make an effort.
I wouldn't think so...tell me again what your song is???
Manjen, I
It's so simple. It's by a group called the Cufflinks. The song is "Tracy".
I've never had anyone sing it to me, ever.
Tracy
I can honestly say I have NEVER heard that song before.
Manjen,
It's from 1969. I never knew it existed either until I just randomly heard it on a radio one day.
But it's out there. And I've wanted to hear someone sing it to me forever, because that is VERY swoon worthy.
Well I can tell you I HAVE had my husband sing my song, Mandy, to me and...yeah...NEVER AGAIN!! I love him...but the guy CAN NOT SING!!
So depending on the sound of the voice as to how great the swoon!
Manjen
I've never had any one sing me anything! I would imagine that A could do a fantastic job of it if he really wanted to. He does have a way with words. And a lot of people do swoon when he's here.. but you know what they say.. Make him work for it. That's all I was trying to do. Makes the reward SO much nicer that way.
Okay Tracy, the men in my family are legendary wooers, forewooing is often more than enough for most women. Are you SURE you can handle this wooing?
A-
Bring it on.
Bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Tracy, when I'm with you
Somethin' you do
Bounces me off the ceiling
Tracy, day after day
When you're this way
I get a lovin' feelin'
Come with me
don't say "No"
Hold me close
Tracy never let go
Tracy, you're gonna be
Happy with me
I'll build a world around you
Filled with love everywhere
And when you're there
You'll be so glad I found you
Come with me, don't say "No"
Hold me close
Tracy, never, never, ever let me go
Bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Come with me, don't say "No"
Hold me close,
Tracy, never, never, ever let me go
Bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Never let me go
bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Tracy, never let me go
Bah-bah, bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Tracy
Consider yourself Wooed!!
A-
Oh my.. I think I may be feeling a bit faint.
I may need to sit down for a bit.
You have swept me off my feet.
(｡❤‿❤｡)
That's only part of it...I have a professional songwriter working on more woo for you at this very moment. Hold on please...
You found my song.
A my darling, I am officially wooed.
You've made me happy beyond my wildest dreams.
This was my woo. It's what I wanted. Nobody else can have my woo.
I do believe I will be swooning for you for a very long time.
There's more?!
Oh my..
Tracy
That was SO worth locking SueBee and manjen in the shed ;)
I'm not going to be able to move after this wooing. I think I'll be turned into a pile of goo.
Completely blissed out.. but I think I'm okay with that.
Hi Leigh
I am out of the shed now..But I am trying to be good so I do not get locked in again..
LOL @ manjen
Just don't get between Tracy and her woo! You wouldn't want to miss the game ;)
Tracy--where did you get your STFU hoodie? I definitely need one of those!
Now if you have a minute
Just sit right down
I want to tell you a story
About a girl that I've found
She's Tracy
Not Lacy
She's Tracy
Not Racy
She's Tracy
Tracy has cool clothes
A a cute little nose
She likes Kstew
She's the girl that I woo
She's Tracy
Not Lacy
She's Tracy
Not Racy
Now I'm done with this song
I know its not too long
I hope you smile for me
That's how you should always be cuz..
You're Tracy
Not Lacy
She's Tracy
Not Racy....fade out
Manjen
If you see my eyes roll back in my head, don't panic.
I have a feeling this might be close to orgasmic.
Aaaaaand.... I was right.....
Oh my
So, Tracy, I hope you are woo'd
and very, very happy now.
Awww Tracy,
Now you have your very own song specifically for you!!
That's enough to take you from bliss to your eyes rolling back in your head!!
*whispers* Tracy, Tracy, are you going to be ok? Back up manjen...just give her some room. I think she fainted!
Perfect A!! I may need to get in line on the woo!
Do you think we need to get call for an ambulance???
Oh, I'm happy :) Very very happy.
I'm almost speechless.
A -
You have officially earned a spot in my heart that's reserved for only a special few. Thank you for the woo.
I am forever at your beck and call.
❤
Ahhhh, there she is..
Tracy, you had us scared for a minute!
No, no ambulance. This is the typical reaction after being woo'd properly. Give her time and she'll be fine. She'll never be the same of course after being woo'd in such a way but she'll function again soon enough.
I don't know...we may. This is a LONG faint...
You know Tracy, only a very special and amazing woman can be woo'd under these circumstances. Woo'ing is not something one can properly do alone-it takes a partner of exception skill, beauty, and courage to accept and enjoy a woo so completely.
I am honored to have woo'd someone as wonderful as you sweet Tracy.
Leigh
Oh no.. tonight the woo's all mine. Nobody else can have any. And nobody can ever have the same kind of woo. It'll make mine less special and he'll have to start all over again. I've held out for SO long. (and it was SO worth it)
I think I'll pretty much do whatever A wants me to do for a while.. and be grinning like a fool while I do it!!
Leigh
Help me steal her STFU Hoodie while she is passed out!!
A
You do realize you are a truly special Man right? And I'm not being my usual snarky self. Which is hard for me...but, I digress.
So...what's the real truth...are you scared of commitment? It's ok...you can tell us ;)
A my dear - I am yours.
It's as simple as that now.
It should be easy to do right now manjen...she is rather dazed and confused ;)
Tracy sweetheart, no worries, I may woo again and I am sure you will accept a woo again but this was a special woo and cannot be duplicated.
Now you should apparently go hide your jumper or it will be stolen by Manjen and Sue and Leigh.
At this point, I'm going to be buying all y'all hoodies to make up for locking you in the shed.
A - indeed a proper wooing from you was well worth the wait. I hope you've enjoyed yourself as much as I have. You are a magnificent man, and *anyone* should feel privileged to be your friend. I know I count myself amongst the lucky ones.
Why thank you Tracy...you definately need to be woo'd more often!!
Okay, I have to go...I now have a house full of people. I may sneak off to the restroom at random times ;) You guys have a fabulous night!!
Tracy, bask in your woo ;) It was truly special from a special man.
manjen...WDE!!!
@ Leigh
WDE!!!
Well Hello Young A,
I am hijacking my true love's account because she was just reading these comments to me and your song of course!
Tracy you have joined an elite group of women. Be warned that those who have been woo'd by young A are forever altered. Its true, I've met a few of his past woo's and they come away more romantic, more alive. Some say they recognize a color they've never seen before. It is suggested that you do not drive or operate heavy machinery for a few days after experiencing the power of A's woo.
I am completely amazed by what goes on here in Roseland.
A- This is amazing for you even! Bud that might be the worst song I've ever heard...which would only be further lowered by the thought of you singing it! But, it seems to have hit the mark so I suppose you must know what you are doing after all.
Completely and thoroughly enjoying learning about this side of you A! Fascinating!
Oh-and hello to Rose from both of us!
@A friend,
Loved your post to the Roseland gang.
We do have faith in Rob and Kristen, and appreciate their maturity and commitment to their relationship.
You explained that so very well. Thank you.
Must definitely ignore the garbage and follow one's own path being true to oneself.
@A,
I do see Master of the Woo skills there! : )
Who knew that you did serenades too!
@Tracy,
All hail the Champion. Be kind, power and control can be addictive.
Hugs to all,
Olivia (TX.)
Love it http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=9it57LE2zzQ&feature=related
Ahoy Matey!
How goes it for you--okay wait I do not want to know gruesome details but I am glad you have ventured here and can see the fascination I share in Roseland.
You, by the way, would be LUCKY to have a singing voice as wonderful as mine. I have heard you carp out a few tunes and, without the help of your far more talented friends, I do not believe they would have hit the mark exactly either.
How is your woomate tonight? Give her a hello from me please? I would say a kiss but I believe you have plans and I know that can turn into hours and hours of time lost snogging with you two.
A friend -
I will *always* remember this. It is unlike anything anyone has ever done for me before.
A should come with a warning label! I wasn't completely aware of what I was getting myself into, but I am oh so glad that I did it. I am forever altered.. He owns a small piece of my heart now.
Carp out is it now? That carping has been appreciated by some you know?
A should MOST DEFINITELY come with a warning label--rofl--but I am not sure if there would be a label big enough for all the possible warnings that should be included!
Almost 400 comments... This is what happens when I don't post.
Tracy- I think I'm jealous... To be wooed by my adorable *A*
And to A... I'm glad everything has worked out for you and our mutual friend.
And to a friend of a friend... Of a friend- A is very special... You are lucky to have him as your friend...
Oh... And Roseland! I do love it!
Back to your regularly scheduled program.
The un-wooed flower... That is Rose...
A friend
He may have his faults, but tonight I've gotta say.. he's flawless. ;)
I'm still swooning.. I don't know when it'll end...
Don't know if I want it to end! :)
Beautiful Rose, MY Rose,
You know, I may have woo'd Tracy but, alas I save all my love and true affection for you dear Rose. I am constantly reminding myself of your marital status but you know you hold my heart.
Your adoring and faithful A
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