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Friday, September 17, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Somewhere Together?


So.
Robert (and Thomas) haven't been seen since last week.
Not counting snippets of someone's nose...
or a corner of what could be an ear.
You know what I mean?
And please...
No more lame ass manips.
CREEPY!

So where is Robert?
First tweets that he was on set with Kristen in NOLA...
Now there have been tweets that he is in London.
Wow.
So...
Has Rob been in the air since last Thursday?
Did he fly directly to London after Texas?
No passing NOLA... no collecting Beastie Boys t-shirts?
Interesting... yes?


No pics... Robert ceases to exist, of course.
What if he...
Went to New Orleans just as Kristen was wrapping up OTR...
so that they could hang out for a couple of days in 
a wonderful city...
And then...
Fly to London for a bit?
Together?
Hmmm.
Now THAT is an interesting thought... isn't it?
We all know how much London means to Robert.
We all know that Kristen loves it, too...
And since they are going to be wrapped up with BD for 6 months...
Maybe they went to pay a short visit before it starts?


Who knows.
(of course, after I post this... some picture of Robert
will turn up and this will all be moot)

I personally don't care WHERE they are.
I just like to think of them together.

And I know that so many people out there
think that Rob is just 'putting up with' Kristen 
out of some strange voodoo commitment to Summit
But
No one is forcing the boy to follow Kristen around.
It has nothing to do with 'PR'...
and just the fact that Robert wants to be where Kristen is.
If Rob didn't want to be with Kristen...
he wouldn't be.
Isn't it really that simple?


Simple.
Robert could be hanging out with anyone he wants
during his free time.
Ashley. Anna. Emilie. Mystery Blonde.
Anyone in the female population...
But instead...
He went to Montreal.
And NOLA.
(and you know he was there...
He didn't just push Sam out of the speeding car)
And chose to be where Kristen was...
AGAIN.
And 
AGAIN.
And
AGAIN.

So WHERE will they turn up next?

And will Robert be wearing the 
GET OFF MY DICK
shirt this time around?
Heh.

I'm still laughing over that one.
And all the angry excuses that followed.
People are STILL pissed off that Kristen had the NERVE
to wear Robert's t-shirt.
Wait.
He left it in Montreal
(They know this...how?)
That's how she got it.
It doesn't mean he was in New Orleans!
Besides...
She's only is doing it for attention.
Yeah.
Because Kristen Stewart doesn't get enough
FUCKING attention the way it is.
She definitely wants MORE.
Right.
Makes PERFECT sense...
(If you have rabies)


So... in closing...
The pictures in this post are what I want to see...
Robert and Kristen...
In an airport.
Somewhere.
Anywhere.
It doesn't matter.
 Walking side by side...
Together.

You know it.
I know it.
Grandma Rose knows it.


Side by side.
On to their next destination.
And even when they have to be separated by circumstance.
It never lasts very long.
They always manage to find their way back 
TOGETHER.

Yeah.
Grandma Rose can even see it...

"Those two whippersnappers love each other!"
OK.
Grandma Rose would NEVER use the word whippersnapper.
And I will be honest...
Grandma Rose doesn't give 2 hoots and a holler about 
Robert and Kristen.
Why did I just write 2 hoots and a holler?
Where the hell am I?
Good grief.


Robert and Kristen

Where are you?
Where is Thomas?

Who will wear the GOMD t-shirt next?
Will you wash it first?

Can I admit that even though Kristen wearing the shirt
made me LAUGH out loud...
I kinda liked Robert wearing it more.
I like that he is taking a bit of a stand against the paps intrusion.
I kinda like that he is standing up for himself...
and for Kristen.

I adore you Robert Pattinson.


This post is brought to you by the letters *H* and *T*


H for HATERS
They are SO angry at a girl wearing a t-shirt.
So many hateful bitter things that were written.
Unbelievable.

T for Together.
I hope wherever Robert and Kristen are...
They are together.
Twirling.
And Happy.
Always Happy.

Bye for now.
♥♥♥

P.S. My apologies to my Grandma Rose...
I know you don't read my blog
But you are one of the coolest ladies I know
And I love you madly...
And you would never say whippersnapper.
:)

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Anonymous said...

BUSTED A!

Jesus even online you can't juggle more than one woman!

I am reading all this aloud to, um, let's see you are A and she is A friend (god could you two just make up names)..so A Friend and she just about cried with laughter that Rose showed up.

Anonymous said...

I'm feeling a little uhm.. wow..
Such a passionate woo, and now I find out it might not have been sincere?
True affection? *sniff* Does that mean I got the false affection?!

Rose said...

Yes... make up names! The 'friend' thing is making me dizzy!

Oh A... it's OK to have wooed and won... but you know I adore you,too.

Now I'm laughing out loud...
I truly adore 'A Friend'.

Anonymous said...

Look shouldn't you two be having phone sex or text sex or some form of sex now? I mean, its been a good 10 minutes since you barged in here...off with you now.

Anonymous said...

Tracy our woo was sincere...but I have a rather long and enduring crush on my Rose. I have never, sadly been able to woo her.

It does not take away from our woo but if I am being truthful, I would give up every other woo I have ever had to woo Rose.

Rose said...

Bwa.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.

Rose said...

Is it just me... but is the word WOO starting to not even look like a word?

Anonymous said...

The adoration is mutual Rose. I feel a bit slighted though as you seem to have become well acquainted with both A and A Friend but you and I haven't had a chance to become intimate.

Anonymous said...

@ Rose

I was just thinking the same thing!! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Well, that's just heartbreaking. Now I'm feeling kind of cheap. I'm having wicked flashbacks of some John Hughes movies, but they never ended like this.

I'm feeling like that mousy girl.. the one the cute guy talks to, and she gets all excited and swoons.. he dances with her maybe once.. And then the pretty girl comes in and I'm forgotten.

*sigh* I think I'll go lock myself in my own closet for a while.

Anonymous said...

Oh My!
My head wants Not to comment ....But my heart does!...what's with that.....
A battle experienced within.....

Anonymous said...

Rose my sweet,

Are you laughing at my profession that I would give up all other woo to have you? I was quite sincere and would appreciate you not laughing at me when I am being so truthful with you.

Your adoring and sincere, if not slightly wounded, admirer

Anonymous said...

RIZZO!!! RIZZO!!!

RIZZO IS HERE ROSE!!!

RIZZO RIZZO RIZZO!!

Anonymous said...

Tracy, before you lock yourself in a closet, know that I have never written a song for another before.

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DreamerKind said...

Special Saturday Shout Out to All:

Loving the "grace" one feels here, the healing of the world, one blog, one comment, one act of kindness, at a time, on Roseland.

Cheers!

Anonymous said...

I think my heart is breaking....

Rose said...

So many things I want to say...

1. Tracy... you have been wooed well. And by our sweet A. Nothing wrong with that!

2. A... I am most sincere when I say I'm crushing on you... married or not.

3. Rizzo!

4. Oh, mutual friend of friends... I would love to get to know you better.

5. Seriously... we need names. I'm getting confused.

6. Rizzo!

Anonymous said...

Oh A
I will *always* love my song. Nobody has ever written one for me before.

I knew I could never keep you to myself, but I had hoped.. at least for a short while... that maybe you might save a piece of your heart for me, since I so freely gave a piece of mine to you... *sigh*

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Anonymous said...

I cannot take all these a friend of a friend nonsense either Rose. Honestly, have these two not thought to give themselves names until now. How can you stand to put up with them?

From here on out we shall refer to A as, hmmm, so many possibilities but I think he would be best as "Syd" and we will name my beautiful girl "Smitty" as she seems to answer well to that.

I will request that you address me as "Gruff" which was the name of a goat that once ate my shirt at a children's fair. I always aspired to be like Gruff.

Is Tracy going to be okay Rose? She does not take all this woo business seriously right? I would hate to be witnessing some sort of breakdown because of Syd and his antics.

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Anonymous said...

Gruff (see, I'm paying attention)

Don't tell Syd, but I'm totally okay with everything. I'm just giving him a hard time because seriously.. how many times can the dude pull the "I like you but.... " line with a woman?! (and he does it ALL the time!) He just needs to learn you can't do that to girls. We hold grudges... forever (if it's bad enough)

Rose said...

Well... Gruff (clever name)...
The ladies here really REALLY adore Syd. What can I say... he is adorable.

Smitty. I love it.

I think Tracy will be OK... but you never know. Being wooed can sometimes go astray...

Anonymous said...

Tracy I hope you know I meant no harm. I simply cannot give my heart because it belongs to another but my admiration and appreciation are all yours this evening.

Gruff and Smitty heh? OKAY--now that could get very interesting in a few months but I will agree to Syd.

Rose darling, do not bother much time with Gruff. He is going to have to go soon as it has now been a good 20 minutes since he either literally or virtually swept Smitty away for some frolicking. 20 hours a day, I am telling you truthfully.

Anonymous said...

Oh--RIZZO RIZZO RIZZO!!

How happy that name makes me!!


Are you sure you don't like goats RIZZO?

Rose said...

It might take some getting used to calling you Syd... so many names.

Anyway. Still on the 20 hours a day?
Not that there's anything WRONG with that.

Rose said...

I love goats. Grizzly, Bearded Gruff Goats. So cute. So very very cute.

Melinda said...

I jump online and lo and behold Tracy has been properly wooed. I doubt you will ever recover from this!

Nicely done Syd!! When push comes to shove you deliver!

Totally happy we have names for you people who like to confuse us. Gruff I hope you hang around long enough to partake in the merriment in Roseland.

Anonymous said...

See.. there he goes again. I'm fine for admiration and appreciation.. but...

He's just afraid to admit that I'm getting to him. I can tell. There's a small corner of his heart that's mine. He just doesn't want anyone else to know. ;)

Anonymous said...

Hello all--Smitty here--

Tracy the dude has pulled this shit 100 times that I know of and I've only known him for a few years. Its a lesson he will never learn.

Hi Rose--this is amusing tonight isn't it? Are you okay, still breathing and all?

Rose said...

Yes, Smitty... I'm very amused. I've had a smile on my face for quite some time.
As for breathing? Sometimes it does get a bit... difficult.

:)

Melinda said...

Rizzo- how could you hate goats? I think they are cute. I actually almost bought one for my sister for her birthday this year.

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Anonymous said...

Smitty
Yeah... I've noticed.. but hey.. did you see? I got a song!!

That shit's getting printed out and framed!!

Anonymous said...

Ha Rose...put yourself in my shoes sometimes. Its a wonder I haven't died yet.

Sorry--feeling rather well loved right now--and no I don't mean THAT way. Just in general, warm and fuzzy kind of thing. I love goats too!

And um, Syd, you really want to start the 20 hours a day, personal info stuff AGAIN! See tracy he is a very slow learner.

Rose said...

Syd. Say it for me.

Grease is the word.

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Melinda said...

A friend- what was that story you were going to tell us earlier today??? Care to share now? :)


Tracy- did you see my tweet earlier? I am now following you.

Rose said...

Smitty... I am glad you are feeling well loved. You should.
You deserve it.

Anonymous said...

Smitty

Is he at least cute? I don't know what he looks like.. I can put up with a slow learner if he's cute. I'm a VERY patient person when I need to be.

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Anonymous said...

Ah Rizzo--you should really try to appreciate the goat. I have a feeling you would love him if you gave him a chance.

Rose, are seriously breathless over that hairy beast?

Rose said...

Tracy... Syd is VERY cute. Extremely. Most definitely cute.

Anonymous said...

Rizzo--are you prepared to be woo'd...I have a special song just for you RIZZO???

Wait for it...

Rose said...

Syd. I have a thing for facial hair.
Can't help it.

But you have made me gasp on occasion, too...

Anonymous said...

A special woo just for RIZZO!!

There are worse things I could do,
Than go with a goat or two.
Even though the neighborhood thinks I'm trashy,
And no good,
I suppose it could be true,
But there are worse things I could do.

I could flirt with all the goats,
Smile at them and bat my eyes.
Press against them when we dance,
Make them think they stand a chance,
Then refuse to see it through.
That's a thing I'd never do.

I could stay home every night,
Wait around for Mr. RIZZO.
Take cold showers every day,
And throw my life away,
On a goat that won't come true.

I could hurt someone like me,
Out of spite or jealousy.
I dont steal and I dont lie,
But I can feel and I can cry.
A fact I'll bet you never knew.
But to cry in front of you,
That's the worse thing I could do.

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Anonymous said...

Hey Smitty... I think Syd just got told "I like you but...." by Rose!

And if he's cute, I'll make it work. I already know he's pretty smart.. we've talked about books and music.. add cute to the mix AND the fact that he wrote me a song.. Oh yeah.. I can make it work.

He'll admit that I own a piece of his heart one of these days. (cause I do.. )

Melinda said...

*tears coming down my cheeks*


That was brilliant!!

Anonymous said...

Tracy,

Let's see is Syd cute? Picture a 12 year old girl, but skinnier, with really, horribly ugly feet.

Rose said...

OH HELL! I love you, Syd... MY adorable Syd!
I was just THINKING of that damn song...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

BRILLIANT.

Anonymous said...

I go watch a little football...and I come back to this. I'm dying.

Seriously. Cracking up.

This is why I love Roseland! It's ALWAYS good for a laugh! (and I need a laugh as my team is losing by 10)

Syd, I see you may have gotten into a wee bit of trouble...I'm enjoying watching you try to talk your way out if this ;)

Smitty...nice to see you are feeling loved. Everyone should feel that way.

Welcome Gruff :) It's always nice to have another Gentleman around...it would be nice to see Syd step up his game ;)

Hi, Rose!! Glad to see you are doing well today ;)

Anonymous said...

So Syd looks like a 12 year old girl??? Interesting!!

Melinda said...

Smitty-

that's twice today you have questioned his manhood...

I'm beginning to wonder about him....

Anonymous said...

Hahaha--okay Gruff here and Smitty is either delusional or completely insane. She plays it far too cool usually to ever even consider being breathless. I am usually left wondering if she even notices I am around.

Rose dear, did you just brush off our sweet young Syd because I will have to rush to his side as he will be hurling himself off a building or something high. You OWN him Rose--you do know that correct?

Elaine said...

Man I'm late, I've missed the wooing powers of Syd (formerly A)

T-woman, you have been wooed and thoroughly...are you ok? or will it take a while to recover.
So let me get this right, A friend is now Smitty and her BF is Gruff. Good lawrd, I'm liking the names.

Syd-don't start with the 20 hour thing again, got you in trouble last time. I do have to admit that 20 hours gets you major points in my book.

Rose-I'm with you with the facial hair, it's a fucking turn on for me.

Rose said...

Gruff... I would NEVER brush off our dear Syd!! How many ways can I say I adore him??

Anonymous said...

Manjen--exactly, a 12 year old girl but less masculine.

Its a good thing you all don't require facial hair because he's been trying to grow a beard since 1999 but so far there is still only a slight fuzz.

Rose said...

Oh fucking hell.
I'm dying here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Melinda said...

Gruff- not buying that. I'm pretty sure you know how to woo Smitty good and proper.


Elaine- welcome to the party

Anonymous said...

Less masculine.....

AND HE HAS HORRIBLE FEET????

That's so sad :-(

LOL!

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Elaine said...

Smitty-you're killing me, a twelve year old girl! I refuse to believe it. I think of him as a sexy beast. hahhah

Anonymous said...

I'm not a big fan of the beard.. beard burn is NOT the most comfortable feeling in the world.

But hey.. whatever turns ya on!!

Anonymous said...

Syd!!

Are you going to let them do this to you? I do recall you saying that Smitty only talked a big game but yours was definitely better...

Elaine said...

T-I would use a sexy beard as a fucking loofa...that's how much I like it!

Anonymous said...

I have you all know I have known women (in the biblical sense) who found my feet my second best feature.

Anonymous said...

And his first best was his smile

Third best his hair

Fourth best his elbows

and the list goes on and on...

Gruff

Rose said...

I'm still giggling at the Rizzo woo!

Melinda said...

So Syd- brings us to the all important question...what's your best feature?

Anonymous said...

I'm with Elaine.. he's a sexy beast..

(see.. Syd.. patience.. you can adore Rose, but she's easily swayed by the beard.. I'll never be swayed.. Don't worry.. you'll figure out that I own that little piece of your heart one of these days.)

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Rose said...

His eyes are Syd's best feature...

And Gruff and Smitty have gorgeous eyes as well...

Anonymous said...

Tracy you most definitely own it if Rose is going to be so easily distracted by that lot. I believe an investigation of Gruff's facial mess would reveal, among other things, nats, last week's lunch, and some small family of birds that has nested there.

Rose darling, seriously, you can not be so easily swayed by him.

Melinda said...

Rose-

I was thinking lips...but eyes work for me.

Anonymous said...

Melinda--which story would you like to hear? I have 1000's I could share!

Smitty

olivia said...

Dedicated to Tracy and A:

http://www.last.fm/music/Janis+Joplin
/_/Piece+of+My+Heart


Enjoy,
Olivia (TX.)

Melinda said...

Smitty-

oh pick one and entertain me...this is what you and he and now Gruff do so well...

Anonymous said...

Smitty, I would caution you that despite the presence of your goat, I am not above helping you step into the light so whatever story you are fabricating you may want to be very careful in how it is told. While I love and adore you I am not above giving you the shove you seem to be craving this evening.

Rose what do you think...shove her into the light or allow her and Gruffy to wallow in the darkness?

Melinda said...

Where is SueBee- she needs to join in on the fun??? Someone get that swooner on here.

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Anonymous said...

Olivia

hehehehehehe

Anonymous said...

Olivia--how did you remember I have begun a fascination with all things Joplin?? Thank you--there you go Tracy, we have an official song even.

Syd

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Anonymous said...

Syd

I am content with owning the small piece. But if ever you want to give the rest.. you know where to find me. ;)

Rose said...

OK... What am I missing here?

Anonymous said...

Calm down Syd--nobody is telling anything if you are going to get all paranoid and harsh.

Smitty

No worries Melinda--I'll just tell you all later and then delete it before he can read it.

Anonymous said...

*and* our own song..

I must quickly go check to see if I have that one on my ipod. If it isn't, I must download it posthaste.. so I can play it while I look over my song later, and swoon all over again.

Rose said...

yeah... I don't have a 'song'...

Elaine said...

Tracy-I think you should go download it and have a fucking drink while listening to it.

Anonymous said...

Rizzo--are you going to start with that fucking delusional stuff again where we are all movie stars. Its a Saturday night. Don't you think if we were celebrities we would not be sitting on our respective laptops but would be out doing celebrity type things?

I swear Rizzo if I have to explain this to you again I will simply lose my mind.

Syd

Melinda said...

Smitty-

Oh I will be waiting for that. Too bad Syd's being a pansy and not letting us having any fun at his expense!

:)

Wildhart007 said...

Trying to get caught up. Enjoying the names, much better thank you.

Tracy that was a lovely wooing, despite Syd's devotion to Rose.

Louisa your wooing was fantastic also, I loved your song.

Smitty thank you for the Roseland.

Syd I recall something about you stating you were scared of no woman!

Gruff pleased to meet you, I hope you smell better than most goats! Especially, for Louisa's sake!

Elaine said...

Melinda-It's been a fucking while since I've heard "pansy" hahahah love it!

Rose said...

I just fell a bit more in love with Syd.

Melinda said...

Rose-

I know right? I don't have a song either. Feeling kinda slighted. :(

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olivia said...

Sweet A,
A short ditty just for you.
This one is one of my favorites. I think she was brillant, such a fantastic voice!

http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=lKNq-A-OqNs

Glad you and Tracy liked the first one.
Olivia (TX>)

Anonymous said...

Louisa/Rizzo,

Syd shared with me your desire for us to be more than our boring selves....but the truth is dear that we are actually all aliens from another planet.

That is more bloody likely than us being movie stars at least. Sorry but the only stars near me are the one's in Smitty's eyes. And those are not nearly as near as I would like them to be at this moment.

Gruff

Anonymous said...

Oh, Wildhart

Syd may adore Rose, but I own a small piece of his heart. He doesn't deny it anymore. :)

And that makes me happy.

Melinda said...

E-

I'm thinking that since Smitty keeps bring his manhood into question maybe pussy is more appropriate.

Elaine said...

Melinda-hahah..for God's fucking sake, you are too much!!!

Anonymous said...

Rose, I will work on a song without delay for you but I am not sure how to put all my love into words.

Melinda--I believe you said Mandy was the song your husband sang to you. I am not sure I can compete with Mr. Manilow but I can work on it.

Oh--and Gruff smells divine if you like the smell of tar and whiskey and garlic. yummy indeed

Anonymous said...

Melinda
Oh no.. E and I think Syd's a sexy beast. Let's not bring pussies into the conversation.. things could go downhill REALLY fast if we start that.

Elaine said...

Gruff-You are too fucking adorable, what a lovely BF you are.

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Rose said...

Tar? Seriously.. my stomach can't take much more of this laughing.

Anonymous said...

Oh boy Syd..

Smitty was right.. slow learner.. you can't type all of your love to her anymore. Just almost all of it. That's all I'm askin!!

;)

Anonymous said...

Olivia--brilliant...love it. Thank you!

Melinda said...

Gruff-

What's the deal? Are we interrupting your woo with Smitty?

Rose said...

My darling Syd...
I look forward to seeing the song you come up with...

Anonymous said...

Gruff,

That was so sweet..
Now I am going to have to go beat my husband up, due to the fact that the last thing he ever said to me that HE THOUGHT was romantic was...

Tell your boobs to quit staring at me!!

Elaine said...

M-I believe we might be, remember wooing with them goes on for approx. 20 hrs.

Anonymous said...

Oh Manjen!

Yes.. he deserves a swift kick for that one.

Melinda said...

Syd-

That would be manjen who was talking about having the song Amanda.

If you want to woo me with a song it will have to be a Syd original as there are no songs about Melinda.

Start composing....

Anonymous said...

Rose darling--thank you for the lovely compliments. I am glad to know that you still remember my name at least even though you have so obviously thrown me over for Gruff.

Its okay, I am quite use to the position I am now forced to endure. But know this, I will always, always, adore you and will take whatever is left over of your heart.

Melinda said...

Sex for 20 hours...I'm not sure even porn stars can do that...but hey it's worth a try!

Rose said...

Dearest Syd... I haven't thrown you over for Gruff...
I just might be a bit intoxicated at the moment... that's all...

Your adoring Rose

Anonymous said...

Ha--now you see how it is with these two Rose?? One minute we are talking and the next they are gone and I am being ignored. Get the hose out ...they are probably at it again.

They are like two animals, I swear...it is indecent what the rest of us must endure.

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Anonymous said...

Shut up Syd,...we are still here.

And quit begging Rose to pay attention to you. Its not fair or right and her HUSBAND might take offense you know dude?

Smitty

Anonymous said...

Uhm.. if I have to share Syd's composing with anyone, it's going to be Rose (seeing as how it's her blog and all, and I'm sure she's willing to give up that little piece of his heart to me (seeing as how I own it already)) I suppose I can handle that. And besides, he can email it to her and not post it here, and I will remain absolute champion of the blog.. with my sparkly tiara and sash.

(AND my STFU hoodie)

Wildhart007 said...

Syd surely you are not feeling left out?

Animals, isn't that a Nickelback song?

Anonymous said...

Rose,

Gruff and I were texting and he just signed his last one from Gruff...I'm even confused at this point!

Smitty

Anonymous said...

Ummm Tracy

You don't have the STFU Hoodie anymore...we stole it from you while you were passed out...SORRY!

Rose said...

Oh Smitty... I cannot seem to stop paying attention to Syd.
It's OK to love from afar... isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Ha Tracy...you don't have that hoodie anymore...manjen and I do ;P

Rose said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA Smitty! This IS confusing.

Elaine said...

Rose-I'm sure you can handle a little extra loving for Syd...even from afar.

Anonymous said...

manjen...this SUCKS!! WTF!!!

Anonymous said...

Rose,

You know I love and appreciate you as much as stinky Syd does..in fact, I am quite intoxicated with you also. For me, it is about the way you have taken care of my darling girl and best mate. Words cannot express how much that means to me. You are truly a good friend and a remarkable woman.

Gruff

Anonymous said...

Manjen
You just thought you took it.. It was a cheap knock off.. I still have the original
(see.. sleep has helped me.. I'm not nearly as sloppy in my planning right now)

Anonymous said...

Ah...okay then Melinda...I wasn't sure if Mandy was a nickname. I will work on a song for you also. Or a poem as I do not want to offend or upset my Tracy.

Syd

Wildhart007 said...

Manjen

Just glad to hear that you got out.
Hope your fingernails are ok after all that digging.

Tracy are you still swooning?

Smitty are Syd's feet like a trolls?

Melinda said...

Syd-

I can be wooed with a poem. I'll be waiting to hear it.

Gruff- okay every time I write your name McGruff the crime dog comes to mind...random thought I know...

Anonymous said...

Ha--and Rose, did you catch that there love/ Do you see how they snuck off for a quick slap and tickle and then come back as if nothing occurred. Its annoying isn't it and that is what I put up with whenever they are lucky enough to be near me.

Disgusting isn't it? Don't let him sweet talk you Rose--I adore you more than he can ever even imagine.

Anonymous said...

I'm okay with poems.. but small ones. I can't deny the world their chance to experience some Syd. :)

But his heart? Completely off limits.

(sorry girls.. I'm not really good at sharing.. as we've all learned)

Wildhart007 said...

Sounds like Gruff is now wooing Rose. Syd you better step up your game or the bearded one will step on your feet.

Rose said...

Thank you, Gruff...
It's not hard to be nice to your best friend and your best girl...
They are incredibly special and have turned out to be wonderful friends.
As for our mutual intoxication...
well.
I just might need another drink.
I'm sure I'm way over the legal limit...
Thank you for your kind words.

Anonymous said...

Okay, someone explain to me what is going on with this jacket? People are stealing things from one another? Help!

Gruff

What is a crime dog? I am so confused by most of this conversation.

Anonymous said...

Have another drink then Rose. One correction though, she is my only girl.

Anonymous said...

Wildhart

I think I will be swooning for a few more days. Syd really swept me off my feet. :)

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Melinda...take a bite out of...Bawahahaha!!

Seriously Tracy...where did you get that hoodie??

Rose said...

Dearest Gruff...
There is no doubt that she is your only girl.
You have no idea how happy that makes me.

Your intoxicated but realistic Rose.

Anonymous said...

Ahh.. the hoodie.

Upon seeing the "Get off my dick" shirt.. I offered up my STFU hoodie (for reals, I have one.. http://twitpic.com/2p59vg) in case the message wasn't received from the epicness that is the Beastie Boys.

People have been trying to steal it from me ever since.

Melinda said...

Tracy-

Oh no if he is going to woo me with a poem he needs to make it a good one. No skimping on my woo!


McGruff the crime dog- taught kids about safety/talking to strangers/etc back in the 80's. Anyone else heard of him?

Anonymous said...

Yes, his feet are like a trolls only longer and stinkier! Its quite a problem actually. When he visits his shoes are never invited and I prefer he showers before walking on our floors.

Smooches little Syd--love you buddy!!

Smitty

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Anonymous said...

Melinda...we still have McGruff at our Mardi Gras parades! He has his own float. Does that show my age??

Anonymous said...

SueBee sends her love to all the swooners! She says she will try to get on later.

Anonymous said...

Forever and ever Rose...or so long as she'll have me.

Thanks for always..well, thanks!

Gruff--the crime fighting dog! I don't know this character but I kind of like it.

As for the hoodie, it sounds perfect. Where did you get it?

Melinda said...

Gruff-

you just wooed me with the "only girl" comment.

To me there is nothing sexier about a guy who isn't afraid to show people he is in love with his girl.

Rose said...

Gruff... isn't it kinda late where you are??

Rose said...

And you are welcome dear Gruff.
As always.

Anonymous said...

Slow it down there killer..you are getting rather amorous considering the circumstances.

But I'll take forever--and then some. :)

Smitty

Anonymous said...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/hoodies/79e3/

Think geek. (blame the husband for me knowing about this website, he's a computer guru)

You can get a hoodie, or a tshirt.

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Elaine said...

T-do you have a fucking metal bat? My lovely husband is less than 5 mins away with his buddies after being in a fucking bar since 5 o'clock.
I will just lock myself in my room with my bottle of wine and stay away from the drunken fools.

Melinda said...

Leigh-

McGruff is still around?


The "taking a bite" slogan for Rose' Gruff well let's just say he probably takes a bite out of something....and leave it at that...

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Elaine said...

Awweee, Smitty and Gruff are too cute for words!

Anonymous said...

E-
I don't have a bat, but I've got a set of golf clubs.. will those do?

Anonymous said...

Melinda,

Sometimes things are better left unsaid ;)

I am going to get one of those hoodies...the trick will be keeping it away from my Daughter...

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Elaine said...

T-Yes, clubs are good!

Anonymous said...

Well Rose....Reg's.....Syd, Smitty & Gruff
It's been a pleasure.....It's actually been..A hell of allot more than that......
But unfortunately Real life has come to take me away from your kind selves....A pleasure shared by myself....has really no words to describe....but Bye for now!

Melinda said...

Elaine- I know they are killing me right now with the cuteness. No wonder Syd is nauseated all the time!



Leigh- it's a good thing Gruff doesn't know what we are talking about (the biting).

Anonymous said...

Seriously Rose--hose these two down. Do you see what I must endure??? Disgusting no? All night I had to listen to this from him and now the two of them polluting your lovely land with this slop.

Wildhart007 said...

Tracy
I thought Leigh had stolen the STFU Hoodie from you?

Smitty
a good Christmas present for Syd may be odor eaters, and Dr Scholl's so he can get those big feet jellin'

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Rizzo!!

RIZZO RIZZO RIZZO RIZZO!!!!

Melinda said...

Have a great day Louisa.


What happened to Syd? Maybe he's writing my poem???

Rose said...

Syd... I don't know what to think! hahaha

Melinda said...

Oh Louisa watch out for those billy goats!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wildhart - Nope. I have my hoodie. Safe and secure. I see it sitting right here beside me. :)

Anonymous said...

Can anyone explain to me why I pay good money for SO many channels of cable, only to have absolutely NOTHING on that I want to watch?!?!

Do they do this to me on purpose?!

Anonymous said...

Rose it is late but I don't sleep well without her...I am afraid I'll be sleepless until the situation resolves itself. Thank god that is not long now.

And Syd, shut up!

Gruff

Wildhart007 said...

Nite Louisa don't start liking those goats in yuor backyard.

Wildhart007 said...

Syd

Still sounds like you need to borrow my sleigh

Elaine said...

Gruff-You just get better and better, don't you? Too freaking cute.

Syd-We are being dazzled by Gruff just as much as we are dazzled by you.

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Rose said...

Oh dear Gruff... What an incredible thing to say.
I hope Smitty joins you soon!
You two are always better together.

Elaine said...

T-Hold the clubs, they are here but my darling husband has brought a gift. A lovely plastic ring from a vending machine. He got down on one knee and proposed to me. HA! he must have known I was pissed and needed to "woo" me. God I fucking love him.

Anonymous said...

Okay.. hold up.

LJ is the coolest! She most likely became an Auntie today. She's ALWAYS missing out on the fun.. so I'm taking a moment to give a shout out to LJ.

Congrats on the addition to the family! Hope you're giving my niece or nephew lots of snuggles and kisses!

*HUGS*

olivia said...

Night all,
A gift for A friend/Gruff:

http://www.mcgruff.org/Meet/

Hugs to all,
Olivia (TX.)

Wildhart007 said...

Elaine

I like the dazzled. Syd is Seductive. Smitty where ever did you find such intoxicating friends?LOL

Anonymous said...

LJ congrates may be in order to you by now.........I will try to speak with you tomoz.....
See you then GF!

Melinda said...

Gruff- hope you have something of hers that smells like home(her) until the situation rectifies itself.

A friend of mine who's husband was deployed to Afghanistan hid one of her shirts sprayed with her perfume she wears in his luggage. He was surprised when he pulled it out later on. It was just something that reminded him of home when he was missing her.

Anonymous said...

Um, I'm going to get Gruff off of here as I believe he has broken about 100 rules this evening. Umbelievable right Rose?

I am glad you got to visit and Syd I hope you are having fun with everyone there.

Gruff--step away from the computer dude. Pick up the phone and we'll chat but seriously, close it down please because you are either too drunk or too sleepy to trust.

I'll skype with you if you want? Just no more posts please.

Elaine said...

Wildhart-I know!!! Smitty's got it made!!!

Anonymous said...

see ya Melinda...xx

Rose said...

Smitty. You are loved.
Take good care of your Gruff...
You two are very lucky to have each other.

Melinda said...

Olivia- very funny! Goodnight.


Hope LJ will be one tomorrow and let us know what the baby's is because I hope for the sake of the mama has had the baby by now.


Elaine- what a husband!

Anonymous said...

Elaine,

Let me know his secret as I have some convincing of that nature to do with my darling Smitty. That name makes me laugh as if I ever dared to call her that she would probably punch me.

What a sweet man you have--enjoy yourselves this evening.

Gruff

Anonymous said...

Melinda I do but sadly none of the items kiss me like she does.

Gruff

Wildhart007 said...

Louisa

You are still here. G'Day then, see, I'm learning, you are a good teacher.

Elaine said...

Melinda-yeayea...he's got me re-thinking the whole engagement thing as he is now jamming to pink floyd and we all know where that is headed.

Melinda said...

Have a great evening Smitty and Gruff. Enjoy your chat or whatever you plan on doing.

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