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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Who Knows How Long



Who knows how long I've loved you
You know I love you still 
 
 
Will I wait a lonely lifetime
If you want me to... I will.
 
 
 
For if I ever saw you 
I didn't catch your name 
But it never really mattered 
I will always feel the same.
  
 
Love you forever and forever
Love you with all my heart 
Love you whenever we're together
Love you when we're apart
 
 
 
And when at last I find you 
our song will fill the air
Sing it loud so I can hear you
 
 
Make it easy to be near you 
 
 
For the things you do endear you to me
 
 
Oh... You know I will
 
I will.
 
 
This post brought to you by the letters *A* and *B*
A for All is well.
Really.

B for all the unnecessary Bullshit that has
affected this fandom like a disease.
Where's Dr. Cullen when you need him?

Bye for now
♥♥♥
 
 
*Lyrics by Lennon/McCartney*

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Melinda said...

Tracy-

maybe a particular legal person was the model....

DreamerKind said...

SueBee
Cute, sweet, cuddly pic.

Sunlight-you can wear super warm clothing, go snowmobiling, have lots of vit D, and cover your eyes with a nightmask like a Hollywood star. Win-Win

Anonymous said...

on phone--but were any of the gourds spotted?

:)

Anonymous said...

OMG YES!

spotted ones!

I so should have taken a picture.

Melinda said...

Probably- you know how Tracy likes spotted dick!

Kami said...

HAHAHAHA my husband just did a drive by reading and said "What in the hell are you reading? Phallic Spotted shriveled up gourds?" I love it when I can shock him, he's always so calm, cool and collected

Melinda said...

Speaking of dicks....

When I was in college I took a human sexuality class that was required.

Made up of mostly women and a handful of men. One man and woman were married.

1st day of class the professor had the women make the male anatomy out of playdough.

The men had to make the lower female anatomy as well.

Needless to say the men in the classed sucked at it. One woman said "well it's obvious they don't spend enough time down there."

The man who did the best job was actually gay, oddly enough!

Pal said...

I'm back. Damn internet went out again. Provider insists nothing is wrong yet my service goes out at least once every day.

DreamerKind said...

I read somewhere recently that they are growing those gourds to be really weirdly shaped, as the weirder they are, the faster they sell. Hmm..

Kami said...

Melinda...omg how funn!

DreamerKind said...

Melinda
Chuckling about your class experience-not too surprised.

Melinda said...

Kami w/o being to gross the guy that did the most even made hair. He was all into it which was really funny.

Melinda said...

sorry that should be best not most...

DreamerKind said...

Penny Lane

Hi, there, nice to see you!

Kami said...

Melinda, OMG too funny!

Anonymous said...

Hmm

Never said I liked spotted dick...

however.. if it's a particular Irishman's.. well.. nuff said.

SueBee said...

OMG, I am such a perv.

Tracy, I was thinking it could be served with Irish Cream instead of custard!

God, what's wrong with me tonight??

Pal said...

Well, guys, its been fun. I have an early day tomorrow so I need my beauty sleep.

P

Kami said...

night Penny

Melinda said...

Night Penny

Anonymous said...

Mel--laughing so hard. I can't imagine...

Elaine said...

T-What are we talking about tonight, STDs? Is that what the spotted dick is all about? I'm lost, and tired and fucking hungover.
Pretty please explain.

E.

Anonymous said...

SueBee... I think you're on to something..

bwahahahahahaha

Good lord, my mind is SO far in the gutter right now.

Melinda said...

1RF-

felt bad for the married guy who's wife had to make a model. You know everyone was wondering if hers was an accurate description.

:)

allie cat said...

Hello all, I have been lurking here everyday for a while now & this is my first comment. I am sooooo happy to finally find a page that love & respect Kristen & Rob & know they are together like I do. I also have been reading everyone's posts, you guys are GREAT soo funny your like one big happy family. I Love it & Rose I LOVE your posts they bring smiles to my face everyday! Do you guys mind if I join your blog?

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Melinda said...

allie cat-

feel free but be warned we can get a little crazy!

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Kami said...

Hi Allie Cat nice to meet you, I thought I saw you comment before, welcome

Anonymous said...

Fuck, I'm tired.

Yo yo yo.. what up E?

Kay said...

Night Penny

allie cat said...

Cami
Thanks so much!!

allie cat said...

Melinda,
I know & that is what I love about this page!!

Anonymous said...

Mel--wow--I am guessing she um, enhanced his features just to make him feel good.

LOL--this class sounds pretty funny.

Anonymous said...

Hi E!!

How are you?? How's your house guest?

Hope things are going well for you both!

Elaine said...

T-what up woman? I am so fucking tired. Em & I cooked our asses off today. Good fucking god I didn't know I had it in me. I fed a total of 18 people. Didn't have time to make the brownies but the white & dark chocolate mousse was a hit. Served it in champagne flutes going all Martha Stewart on them. HA! gotta love domesticated E.

No games tonight?

Anonymous said...

We were playing a gross one E but it wasn't that good.

18 people--how cool. What did you feed them besides the mousse?

Anonymous said...

Did I also tell you guys that we walked through the flea market next to the Farmer's market?

It was scary.

For reals. Someone was selling ban deodorant. 0_o

I got teased about texting while I was walking around.. I was trying to type up a comment and it took FOREVER on the phone!

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Anonymous said...

Tracy--you should haven't bought the ban for lilly--she loves that brand and a bargain would be good for her too.

Melinda said...

I find flea markets rather entertaining. It's amazing the items you can find there.

Somebody should create a website like People of Walmart but for the flea market instead.

Crazy people there.

Elaine said...

1Rosefan-

She's great, really tired we had a bunch of people over today and we cooked a huge meal. This morning was a little rough for her, she had a bit of breakdown. She doesn't want to leave. I had a huge fight with her case worker, I'm trying to get her to stay here a little longer and they won't allow it. I get that is for her own good that she's got to go to this place, but right now she's not ready. She needs this, to be here with me. I got a lot of shit from this lady that I'm getting to attached to her, that this could hurt her more than help her. I'm so fucking frustrated by the whole thing.
She was able to relax after a while and we cooked, made dessert...had a really great afternoon with friends and my husband and the boys came home today. She just fits so well with us.
God I don't know what I'm gonna do when she leaves.
I should stop...don't wanna upset you with all this.

Anonymous said...

hehehe..

I gotta wonder where someone gets their hands on THAT much ban deodorant.

It was freaky.

Maybe I should get the Lilster some of the tie dyed looking denim jeans..

Kami said...

I could barely look at the People of Walmart site I was laughing so hard, I don't think I could make it through the flea market people.
And I understand why they sell deodorant there...whew

Elaine said...

1Rosefan-Made spanish food. Chilles rellenos (stuffed peppers with veggies), churrascos, yellow rice & a pineapple salad. Everyone loved it!

Melinda said...

E-

Well that sucks. Don't feel bad about talking about it. You are doing a great thing. Sometimes the system really sucks!

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Elaine said...

M-It does really fucking sucks. I really don't get it. I just hope it all works out.

Anonymous said...

E

You don't have to cook when I'm there.. girlfriend.. you and me is eating out every damn night... WHILE wearing our tiaras. :)


(I flove you by the way, but you already knew that)

DreamerKind said...

Elaine
Your dinner sounds delish. Just discovered the chile rellenos and am ordering them when I'm out, every time.

Hang in there, love will win, every time.

Kami said...

E she's so lucky that she has you in her corner. I worked for several years at a Mental Hospital/ drug rehab facility and I saw young people, teenagers, come into that hospital who had no one to care for them, doctors who had too many patients to take time to get to know them, and a system that wanted them in and out as quickly as possible, and case workers who didn't make sure they were ok after they leftl. For me it makes me happy to know you even in passing, it's just really nice that someone like you cares for these kids, it helps so much with their recovery.

SueBee said...

Speaking of deodorant...

when we were at my niece's wedding reception we were in the ladie's restroom refreshing ourselves when my mother-in law saw the basket on the counter with emergency toiletries.

My sis-in-law say "Cool, look at the free stuff here."

My mother-in-law grabs the huge can of aerosal deodorant and says "Man I could really use" this and goes to put it in her purse.

*facepalm*

My sister-in-law had to stop her and explain that is was for restroom use

Melinda said...

E-

how old is she? I can't remember if you have ever said it and I just missed it.

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh.. SueBee!!

That's hilarious!!

Elaine said...

T-Hells yeah! We be out every damn night while you're here. A little gangsta just for you my T.
And I love you too :)

Elaine said...

M-She's 17...too young for this!

Melinda said...

SueBee

Gotta love the older generation! My grandmother always embarrassed us when going out to eat b/c she always took the jellies and such and put them in her purse. Dad would say "mom don't do that" which she would retort "well I paid for them."

Elaine said...

Kami-Thank you. I see that you can understand my frustration knowing how the system works.

Anonymous said...

Oh hey.. anyone have any quick and easy "Preschool toy" costume idea that I could make with stuffs around my house? It's spirit week at the kiddo's school.. we've got all the other days worked out, but we're stumped on this one.

SueBee said...

Yeah, I think she caught me rolling my eyes too!

allie cat said...

Hello SueBee,
Did I read in one of your earlier posts that you are from Ohio? Cuz I am too.

Melinda said...

E- when does she turn 18? I don't know how things are in NY but I would guess she would be free to make her own choices as to where to live.

Elaine said...

Dreamer-chiles rellenos are yummmm!! :)

Anonymous said...

They've got a Toy Story theme this week..

Monday is preschool toys
Tuesday is GI Joe/Barbie
Wednesday is video game character
Thursday is toy story characters
And friday's just spirit day, with school colors.

Elaine said...

M-That won't be until next year in May. And I do understand that this place is good for her. I mean I pushed for her to get a spot there. It took a long time, thing is that she was hoping to stay with me a little longer, sort herself out. She is as attached to me as I am to her. She just needs me right now.

Anonymous said...

Oh hey, SueBee

You should repost your last diary entry :) I'm not sure everybody's had a chance to read it, and it was EPIC!!!

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

Hello all ....cheers great post Rosie as always ..catchin up again, in P'cola Fla. visting my mum for a mini.. great pearl analogy.. love the new pic Sue Bee... and I'll need to check out the gourd department Tracy.. love to all... Stephanie aka B/W/Stew

Melinda said...

Tracy-

why doesn't she go as a baby since girls of preschool age are into that. Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

Boogie!

I'm jealous. You're in Pensacola.

Enjoy the mini!

I'm still plotting and planning my trip to New Orleans. The hubster wants to go on a Cajun tour.. Does that mean I'll see Cajuns?!?! hehehehe

SueBee said...

Repost since I can't think of a new one right now.




HYENA CHRONICLES


Dear Diary,

Someone get me off of this damn boat! I want to go home. Sunday night is applesauce night at the hosp....um...center, and I just know I'm going to miss it.

That's not even the worst part of it, Diary. Mickey Mouse, and now Goofy too, are both chasing me everywhere. Don't they know that I don't have sex with cartoons????--well, not anymore but SpongeBob was asking for it.

Anyway, we've ported in London and it's just a disaster. Some whack job who calls herself Hershey Smooches has boarded the ship. She is sporting a black eye and carrying an Edward doll. What kind of sane person--never mind!

So this Smooches chick won't shut up about Rob being too good for Kristen. She thinks he is her soul mate. She can have him. Good luck prying him away from Kristen! (Trust me, I tried!)

Anyway, she's not that bright. She showed me a paper and called it a "Training Order." I said, "No, you idiot, that's a RESTRAINING Order!" I should know!

Get this. She's not even allowed to be on the same continent with Rob!

What a FRUIT LOOP!

She wouldn't have even been talking to me since we're on opposite sides of the "robsten" fence, but we had an extreme emergency.

Her Edward Doll was missing--and come to think of it--Bella had been pretty quiet lately. So, I got worried.

We searched all over the ship and finally found them lounging poolside in a deck chair together!
It made my blood run cold!

He had his hand on her shoulder and was cradling her arm. (The one I had to staple back on)

He looked mad at me--weird.

That's not even the strangest part. Just where in the hell do toys get swimsuits on a boat?

Something else-that fucker really does sparkle in the sunlight! Who knew?

So, Smoochy and I went to collect our runaway dolls when this random girl leaped in front of us, took their picture, and screamed, "HA! I KNEW Rob and Kristen were on this ship! I can't wait to tweet this!"

Smoochy and I agree. Some people are just crazy.

I have to go now. Bella needs a bath to get all of that sparkly stuff off of her. YUCK! Really.

Kami said...

Yes I can understand the frustration, I usued to get so angry when they would release someone by giving them a bus ticket, meds and basically wishing them well

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Anonymous said...

She has to stay "dress code appropriate" which is difficult because their dress code is SO fucking strict.

Not sure how we'd do the baby thing.

But, there IS a girl at her school who carries around a pacifier, and will actually suck on it during class. And not because she's dressed up for any reason.

Anonymous said...

I love that diary entry :)

one of my favorites so far. I REALLY hope you're keeping these written down somewhere.

Elaine said...

SueBee-I loved your new diary! You should put them all together and write a book. They're awesome!

Melinda said...

S-

This one rocks. I like the paparazzi girl. I hope someone has a chance to read this if they haven't already b/c you know they will get a kick out of it.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh

fucknuts.. iTunes is being a bitch again.

So while I'm waiting for it to get over it's hissy fit..

Anybody got any music suggestions?

Elaine said...

T-I'm so out of it with music these days. I just listen to oldies but goodies.
Queen was on replay here all day long.

Melinda said...

T-

The Clash London Calling- gives you the warm fuzzies when you listen to it

Anonymous said...

Fuck Me.

I just got the LAST ticket to Sam Bradley's performance while he's here in Nashville.

DreamerKind said...

Goodnight everyone. I'm so out of it today, off to watch Pride & Prejudice.

Hope said...

Good night DreamerKind.. Pride and Prejudice....my favorite...love that Mr.Darcy

Anonymous said...

*Yells*

Tracy....SueBee.....

Where are you????

Anonymous said...

I'm secretly plotting world domina... erm..

Going over my calendar to see when I can take over the wor..

damn..

I'm fucking Goofy?!

SueBee said...

Manjen!!!!!!!!

*Hopping up and down* I'm over here!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ahhh...I see you

*Shakes*
I was so scared!

SueBee said...

Yeah, me too :o)

Anonymous said...

Tracy

When you take over the worl....

Can I please, please be your 2nd in command...PLEASE??

Anonymous said...

*whispers*


Keep a close eye on her, Manjen. She's been showing signs of Post Traumatic Shed Disorder.. seriously..

Anonymous said...

Totes, Manj.. we'll discuss plans later.. hush hush and all.. ;)


Anybody else here besides us three?

SueBee said...

Am not! *Twitch*

I'm just fine!

NOOOOOO NOT THE DARK---NOT THE DAAAAARK!!!

Sorry! flashback!

Anonymous said...

*Whispers*

Tracy

I see what you mean...definately keeping an eye on her...

Anonymous said...

SueBee!

No more sheds. I promise. Mostly.

:)

Not ruling the option out for future use with other people though.

SueBee said...

*Rocking back and forth in fetal position*

Must find happy place, must find happy place...

Anonymous said...

Shall I play your happy song for you SueBee? It's got such an upbeat sound to it. It'll make you feel better, right?

SueBee said...

Yes, Tracy! Looooooooooove that song!!!!

Feeling much better now!

Anonymous said...

SueBee

Do I need to take you on another nature walk?

SueBee said...

Manjen

That's more than a happy place, that's heaven on earth!...If you can get around the bushes...

Anonymous said...

Nature walks?

Are we talking THOSE kind of nature walks?

Will I spot any Irish varieties on this walk?

Please?

Kay said...

Good night Tracy, SueBee and manjen - you guys kill me. :)

Anonymous said...

Tracy

You are "spot on" with the nature walks...

And I do believe we can detour to the Irish section of the trail..

Cate said...

Tracy,

How come I feel like I could be "other" people.

Sorry to barge in...please...ignore me and carry on.

Anonymous said...

WICKED!! Let's roll..


*hugs* g'night Kay!


And Cate.. I only lock people in the shed when they try to steal stuffs from me.. Keep sticky fingers to yourself, and I won't have to put ya in the shed ;)

Anonymous said...

Cate! You can come sits with us..

:)

No wandering off! I told ya.. we don't let people out THAT easily...

*hugs*

Cate said...

Phew...wipes brow

My fingers are only get sticky from certain...things. Since you possess none of these, I may just be ok :)

Anonymous said...

*waves*

Hello Cate!!

Cate said...

Manjen...WAVES back :)

Sorry for the late arrival. SOMEthing was off for me earlier.

SueBee said...

Hi Cate!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are always welcome with us!

Anonymous said...

If you see SueBee bopping around don't worry.. she's got a happy tune in her head right now. :)

Cate said...

Awww...Sue...Thank you.

Can I tell ya, I was at the store today and I will never walk past the SueBee jar the same way again.

(Whispers: Avoiding the H word. I'm feelin' a little paranoid today)

Made me smile :)

allie cat said...

I'm still lurking too....

Anonymous said...

You've stopped talking about the hate in posts. Now this has made this place a much calmer and happier place. :)

Anonymous said...

Reliving memories
Of playful times
When you and I
Would speak in rhymes
Melodic and sweet
Were your words to me
My laughter and smiles
For all to see
Dark clouds threatened
To rain on our game
(And that would have been
Quite a shame)
But the shadow has lifted
The sun shall prevail
Now I wonder what words
The new day will unveil
I am curious to see
What next you'll do
In this little challenge
Of woo versus woo
The ball's in your court
It's your turn to play
Hurry up now
Please don't delay!
I'm on pins and needles
As I await to find out
What you'll come up with
(It will be epic, no doubt)
Banter on
My witty friend
Let's hope the good times
Never end.

SueBee said...

@Tracy

That was awesome! I swooned and it wasn't even my woo!

Anonymous said...

And approaching the fanfiction subject. I read them. But there is no way I'd say any are amazing.

When involving R/K, Rob's cheated and all that kind of stuff. And he calls Kristen, "Stewart" and Kristen calls Robert, "Pattinson". I think no, they'll call each other their first names. The stories are way too similar, and you'd think they'd try and follow what's gone on for Rob and Kristen, and would try and get spot on with the two personalities, instead of changing the personalities. Which annoys me. I say "Rob/Kristen wouldn't do that".

Then with Bella/Edward fanfiction. I think why do people make Edward and his family humans, and Edward sometimes a womanizer. That's nowhere related to Twilight. The whole story of Twilight is Edward is a vampire who thirsts for Bella's blood, but loves her instead. He's not a womanizer or human. I never understand the whole concept of fanfiction. Isn't what attracts us to Twilight, the whole vampire and human love?

Cate said...

Shhhh…be very very very very quiet.

Tracy locked me in the shed or basement…not sure which. It’s dark down here.
She was beating me on the helmet I acquired sometime today while riding the short bus.
She told me not to lick the windows??
Not that I would…‘cause I don’t think she cleans in here?

She said she thinks she cured me, but I still am in here so I don’t know that I’m cured enough to come and play.

May be out for a few days, but wanted to say THANK YOU again for all the laughs. Not to mention the hugs. When she lets me out to go to work they will think I’ve been on a vacay and not in a shed. (Best damn shed EVER).

BIG HUGS

Tracy, I’ll be with you all day Tues. no matter where I am.

Love to you all

Cate

DreamerKind said...

Peeking in before an early to bed...

P & P was healing-thank you Mr. Darcy.

Good folks here, fare thee well.

And Tracy, I don't know what Tuesday means for you but of course, along with the others, I wish you godspeed.

Anonymous said...

E-

I'm sorry your friend has to leave too early. She sounds like she is doing just fine being with all of you and hanging out. I hope the caseworker comes to her senses and realizes where she should be.

And yum to the chili rellenos--one of my favs!

Sorry I didn't respond right away-I crashed.

LJ said...

Hellooo! Aww totally missed the fun last night.....

*HUGS* to our new friend
1RoseFan ;-) sending you lots of love!

Finished work early today, I have to go to a fashion event this afternoon (yawn). Best thing about these things - free bar, worst thing fat bald exec types trying to talk to you (you know the kind....old and ugly kinda like lawyers).

Anyhoo...if any of my friends come on here and you fancy a chat please email me and I'll get it on my phone...you will be saving me from death by polite conversation :-)

Oh and Tracy my love, whats a gourd??!!

Lots of love ❤

Melinda said...

doing a drive by before work...


(waves)

Hey Liza! Sounds like a boring day for you. Hope you will be able to pop up later this evening.

Time zones suck.

katy said...

Elaine

I'm sorry Em has to leave so early...wish things could be different and she could stay with you...tell her to keep being strong and positive.

Take her, lots of love...se you in Rose next post.

katy said...

Elaine

I'm sorry Em has to leave so early...wish things could be different and she could stay with you...tell her to keep being strong and positive.

Take her, lots of love...se you in Rose next post.

Anonymous said...

Liza!!

Maybe a hottie will be at the event :) I'll keep my fingers crossed and wish for ya. The conversation might be polite, but at least you'll have fun looking at him if he's hot.

A gourd.. well.. let's see.. A gourd is a plant from the same family as Squash or Pumpkin. It usually gets dried out and used for decoration. But I wouldn't want the gourds I saw yesterday for decorating. I'm telling you.. phallic! wrinkly, bumpy, knobby, slightly limp looking things!

*hugs* & *smooches* Hopefully I'll catch you on at some point today!

30 said...

Sorry Ed, you are No Rob.Sexy with that British accent but no way are Robby boy :)


http://thinkingofrob.com/2010/09/27/ed-westwick-talks-about-people-asking-him-if-he-is-robert-pattinson/

Kami said...

30 I saw that interview this morning...almost spit coffee all over my computer screen, while I'm sure he's a wonderful guy, a good actor and has a great accent..(.to be honest he uh in my opinion is a tiny bit creepy, but in my defense I've only seen him a limited amount of times in anything, I'm sure he's wonderful.) he looks nothing like Rob though and other than the British accent there's nothing about him that could be confused for Rob. Maybe he was joking? who knows

30 said...

Kami, all they have to do is bring up Rob in an interview and actors get attention ya know. I agree he is no way in the same category as Robert :), then again I don't think any actor will ever be in my eyes :) I would def know that wasn't Rob if I met him, though am a def sucker for those British accents. I want a British boy :) Just one.

Kami said...

30...hahahaha you're right all an actor or actress has to do is say his name and BAM they are all over the internet..free PR...I mean look at all the hoopla that was on the net earlier this year when Perez Hilton...excuse me a sec (GAG...apologies if you like him) announced to the world Rob had spent the night with Leighton Meester, people ran with it not even caring that it was impossible considering Rob was in Europe filming Bel Ami at the time or that a 12+ hour flight for a booty call, then turn right around 2 hours after arriving and fly 12+ hrs back seems rather stupid, and I don't care who it is you're going to meet...not worth it. She got several days of free PR from that.
I love British accents too, but since I already have my boy (my Texas boy) I hope you find your Brit...~.^

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