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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Rob and Kristen- You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet


I'm looking through
And it all would be
So crystal clear

 
If it wasn't for the foam

 
But the foam keeps getting thicker


And it just keeps getting harder

And I'm falling
Into a deep well
 
(Lyrics by Phish)
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You think the foam is thick now?
Just you wait...

Umbrellas at the ready!


Quick Notes.

1. Kristen is in Louisiana.
I'm thinking Robert is, too...
Yeah. So.
Because BD is starting up soon.
Is Kristen going back to L.A. for the Scream Awards?
And she has to be in NYC this week for WTTR stuff...
Will she be traveling there alone?
 
What happens if Robert shows up with her?
;)

*Opens Umbrella*

Can't wait to find out.
 
*Twirl*
This post is brought to you by the letters *F* and *R*

F for FOAM!!!
What else?
So.
Much.
Foam.
Coming.

R for Robert
Yes, I'm STILL intoxicated.
and
R for RUMORS
Although sometimes it's fun to giggle 
at some of the absurd bullshit out there...
There really is some scary shit.
Par for the course, I suppose.


Twirl!

Bye for now
♥♥♥

273 comments:

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Smitty said...

Can I go first--and look what Leo did--I am really Smitty now.

HI ROSE!!!

Kami said...

Nice Rose..great post as always

Smitty said...

You know there is karma flying everywhere right now and I'm kind of loving watching it all just happen.

I would also like to thank the zit fairy for visiting the bitch I have to work with today...lol! We're going to need more pancake batter over here pronto!

I really need to be nice. I really need to be nice. I really need to be nice. I really need.....

Smitty

(sorry) I'll shut up now--lol

Kami said...

LOL i just realized that Smitty, and Leo is a cyber god

Kami said...

I just love it when someone who is being a royal bitch gets visited by the zit fairy, I also love it if they get visited by mother nature too and don't realize it....ok I'll be nice too..going to eat

jen said...

bwahahhaha....all the umbrella pictures were hilarious!!!

You're the best, can't wait to get foamed, cause that shit is funny when it happens.

Melinda said...

Rose another great post. Now I am going to have that song in my head for the rest of the night. My umbrella is ready.

Rose said...

Smitty! You changed your name!

I did kinda like the ROSEFAN one though... hahahaha

Smitty said...

Awww you know I am always your Number One Fangirl!

How are you--where are you-who are you with-what are you doing-what are you going to be doing later-

Talk chicka--I miss you!

Smitty

Rose said...

Smitty... stop being so cute!


I'm GREAT!!! How are you? What's all this talk about pimples??

The DH is out of town... I will probably be vegging out tonight watching movies.

I've missed you, too!!

Smitty said...

Well I just experienced two epic bouts of karma.

FIRST, Marlen totally blew it and said something that nailed it to the wall. Leo was all over and gosh it will be amazingly free of bullshit here for at least awhile.

Second, I don't hate easily but I work with someone who I might hate. Okay I fucking hate her---working on that because it is a waste of my time--but anyway, I was quite happy that the zit witch visited her BIG time--life is just funny sometimes.

So you are without your man huh? I assume this means you will stay in Roseland for awhile and entertain us with your mad writing skills?


I am good. Its been a tough couple weeks as I heard Syd told you some of it but we're hanging in there, trying to make things bearable and all.

Oh and Syd either ate or tried to eat a bull's penis.

Smitty

Smitty said...

Kami--just saw your comment--lol now THAT would be fucking epic!

Smitty said...

haaa--haaa--(is it my breath)

What happened to everyone?

Rose said...

Smitty... I hope that chicks zit covers her whole face.
*never liked her*

Yes, talked to Syd briefly... I miss him like crazy.
I'm glad you guys are getting through it and still smiling!

No comment on the penis... lololol

SueBee said...

Next time I get a zit I hope it isn't because Smitty is mad at me! LOL

Note to self--treat Smitty like a Queen

I need resonably clear skin for the next week. :oP

BTW, why would anyone want to eat a bull's penis?

Smitty said...

If you could work bull's penis into your blog for the next oh, three weeks or so I would sure appreciate it.

I don't even know what happened but I got texts from people saying something about Syd eating bull penis soup?? Or watching a show--either way we must tease me to the 10th degree.

Thanks Rose--trying to get in the zone for some stuff I gotta do here so yea. I think if you pretend to be happy long enough, you start to actually feel a bit happy for real. Its like the illusion of happy. Sometimes that has to be enough. :)

LJ said...

Still here Smitty *waves* just watching a film.

Hi Rose...great post :-)

Still trying to get over the revelation that Syd eats penis....ha ha ha

DreamerKind said...

Smitty
A while ago, you mentioned a friend's mother with a serious disease. I saw that a new clinical study is being done up in Sacramento, are you interested in more info.?

Smitty said...

SueBee--I would never ever never ever never EVER be mad at you! I also don't have the power to wish zits but when it happens its kind of fun to watch.

I don't know what the deal was with the penis soup...Syd needs to come clear that one up for sure.

:)

Melinda said...

Just finished a boring convo with someone I don't particularly like but such is life.

Hi Rose!


Eating any animal's penis doesn't sound appealing at all....

Rose said...

*waves at everyone*

Smitty... it won't be easy to work bull penis into a blog post...
Maybe I can have the hyenas gnawing on it or something...

I'm sure you will be great tonight...
Don't let the thing get to you.
Smile and have fun!
(where's Boris??)

Wildhart007 said...

Got my umbrella ready, ordered a bio hazard suit next day air, guess I'm ready as I'll ever be for the foam attack.

Is Syd okay? First he's sick and now his appetite has taken a strange direction.

Linda

Smitty said...

Dk--Thank you for being so sweet. My friend's mom is scheduled for a double mas next Thursday and they have high hope that it is only in a few of the lymph nodes. They are at UCLA Med which is a really good hospital but I will ask them if they are interested.

Liza--what film and yea, I never knew he liked to eat things like that. Ya think you know the guy!

Melinda said...

Rose that would be too funny...they have to get tired of chasing their tails after awhile...

southforkranch said...

OMG I waited all day for your post today!! finally!! so, it looks like....there's something gonna happen soon???!!! i soooo hope so!! it's time!! can't get enough of them. they are just so cute together!! and, i've already opened my umbrella to keep the foam at bay!! ;-) i'm waiting for that, what's coming soon!!! thx rose!!

DreamerKind said...

Rose
Hey, charming umbrella pics for foam protection! We can take it.

Melinda said...

I just love super excited people...they make me smile!

SueBee said...

The Hyenas were now at their meanest

And Syd ate some soup with a penis


Just trying to help with the blog...LOL

Smitty said...

Melinda-

I just did the same thing.

Also, you know humans are animals...and men are humans....

Okay--i'm too fucking manic right ow--ignore me but that comment made me laugh.


Rose--you gotta do it dude!! Please--pretty please??

Boris is being a vigilant lurker right now--sends his love to you.

Elaine said...

Rose-love the post!

Guys you're killing me with the penis and zit talk. I'm driving and don't like where I'm going but you guys are great and making my trip so much better!

Smitty-tell Syd to lay off the penis. :)

Smitty said...

Melinda!!!! Me too!!! I super duper do!!!!!!!!!!!!

LJ said...

Smitty--I'm watching Dead Mans Shoes, I've seen it loads of times but its such a good film. Have you seen it?

I love Shane Meadows stuff and Paddy Considine is amazing.

Smitty said...

E!!!! omgod--I can't even look at your name without blushing chicka.

And I know where you are headed...(((HUGS))) come chat more when you are done (and home and safe)

Rose said...

Smitty- it's only fair to bring up bull penis when I brought up Gorilla and Moose... right?

*Sends love back to Boris*
I like that he's never far away from you.

SueBee said...

Bull penis!!!

There, I had to say it one more time!

Vigilante lurker--I like the sound of that.

:o)

Melinda said...

Smitty- let me amend my comment for you...there is only one kind of penis that is appealing to eat!

:)

Melinda said...
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Bren said...

OMG Rose, Are you trying to give us all a HEART ATTACK??? I'm digging out my biggest umbrella, can't wait.....

@ Smitty,

My best friend had a double mas five years ago, and she is doing great....there's much to be said about the advancement in medical technology these days....

Rose said...

OK... have to fly. Take care of Roseland for me!

Love and Hugs!

Wildhart007 said...

Ask Syd if he had Rocky Mountain Oysters to go with his Bull Penis. heheheh

Melinda said...

Bye Rose!! Enjoy your evening....

Smitty said...

Liza--

I know that movie and Syd is a big fan of Danny...can't remember his last name but he's a great cinematographer.

Melinda--it just made me laugh.

Rose--I like that too. :)

SueBee--BULL PENIS--I had to do it too.

DreamerKind said...

Rose
Sail away, fair one!

Wildhart007 said...

Enjoyed the post Rose, have a lovely evening.

Linda

Smitty said...

Rose is leaving...that's it....sniff sniff.

She only loves Syd you guys.

So sad--tears running down my cheeks.

DreamerKind said...

Smitty
Tears of laughter, sweets, for you are her fav in many ways?

SueBee said...

Anyone ever been to Fazzoli's? It's a chain fast food Italian restaurant. ANYhoo--their breadsticks are the best thing on the planet (must be sprinkled with crack or something.)

My darling husband just called to say he was bringing some home.

I am going to be stuffed, fat, and happy!

Elaine said...

Smitty-I think I'm blushing with you ;)
Yea-the trip sucks but it's not so bad. We're all pretty happy with today.

Love,
E.

gwen said...

good morning rose & everyone!

Rose- i got my beach umbrella w/ me, its big to be sure no foam to touch me w/in a meter,ewww...

About the penis soup, some resto here serve that, they said its an aphrodisiac (sort of according to their pov). They say it taste ok(yuck) and it has its balls too(double yuck).

Ok im going back to bed, im still sleepy. BBL.

SueBee said...

Psssst--Smitty, you're my favorite. It was the bull penis--totally swayed me to your side. :oP

DreamerKind said...

Smitty

Meant to use an ! at the end of my sentence instead.

Melinda said...

Smitty- glad I made you laugh

Susan- the one in town closed down and a Five Guys is going in...they had yummy breadsticks (who knows maybe they are sprinkled with crack)

Kami said...

SueBee, first of all I was taking a drink when I read your Bull Penis poem...omg I spit my drink out all over my dog, who is not furious with me...lol priceless poem. And we have Fazzolis here and in Texas and you're right they have great breadsticks..

Smitty be sure to ask Syd if he wants some Calf Fries to go along with his bull penis..sorry just wanted to say that word

Smitty said...

DK--thanks but I know my place--I am a distant third, an afterthought at best. Syd is first, then Gruff then lonely old me. I've accepted it but what with the "husband is out of town tonight" I thought maybe we would talk.

She's a killer to my ego but I love her anyway.

SueBee said...

I don't know what I'm more excited by --the flowers or the breadsticks!!!

Sooooo flippin' yummy.

Smitty said...

Thanks SueBee--glad to have you on my side.

Gwen--so bull penis an aphrodisiac? Hmmm, that seems weird. Do you think it works that way because well, I eat alot of chicken breasts and I don't see much happening to make those bigger.

LJ said...

Yeah Smitty, Danny Cohen hes brilliant.

Oooh SueBee that sounds amazing, I love italian food and I'm staaaaaaaaaaarving :-)

katy said...

Great post Rose!!...'Umbrellas at the ready'...for protection


Smitty...your Smitty now?!!...much Love...BIG HUGS

Getting ready to go out...Have Fun Roseland ladies

DreamerKind said...

gwen
So glad you have such vast info. to bring to us from the far side of the world! Rest up and come back to play late night with me.

SueBee said...

Chicken breasts don't seem to be working for me either. Ironically, the thighs seems to be doing the trick! LOL

LJ said...

Bwahahahahahaha Smitty!!!! lol

LOVE IT!

Kami said...

LOL

Melinda said...

LOL! That was funny!

gwen said...

ok all these talks dont help me go back to sleep, lol

Smitty-most men who try eating it said that. I dont know the connection,really. They said that after they eat it, they are sexually active and their partner said it too (blushing). I saw that on an interview when it hits the town, lol

DreamerKind said...

I might need to carve a pumpkin this year or bob for some apples, just to relive a few of my bestest childhood memories.

DreamerKind said...

Watch out ladies, Syd is in your town!

Kami said...

LOL poor Syd...he wil NEVER live this down.

LJ said...

Ha ha Gwen how funny, I wonder if its actually true?

They would deffo need to brush their teeth first though before coming anywhere near me if they had been chewing on a penis!!!

DreamerKind said...

Kami
He'll love it don't you think, being considered extra virile?

Kami said...

LOL Dk I guess might..I just personally think viagra would probably be a lot less...uh...hmmm.."Flavorful"

DreamerKind said...

Liza
Yes, brush their teeth and swish with some strong mouthwash, maybe a minty flavor, how's that with you?

Kay said...

Okay, on the soup - why can't I get past this all sounding like a testosterone fueled college dare that has been perpetuated by the last one that got conned into doing it egging on the next with the justification that "it is an aphrodisiac"? Seems like such a boy thing to do! LOL :)

Kami said...

yeah sounds like that to me too Kay, kinda like a college initiation of some kinda...that no one knows if it's real or not...kinda like Snipe hunting

LJ said...

Ha ha sounds good DK....would prob make an exception though in Syds case....he can come at me however he likes! lol

gwen said...

LJ

LMAO! I cant even imagine them eating it. Its like giving someone some blow!

O_O did i just say that?!

Rose said...

Smitty- I just read your comment... You are not a distant third to anyone!
You know I love and adore you...
I adore all of you!

And if you get a chance ... Trip our favorite person so she falls on her face! Yes.. I'm a bitch!

Be back later!

Love and hugs.

olivia said...

Hi all!
Just got in. Strange convo.... heard of calf fries and rocky mountain oysters, but the other I have never heard of being served in an eating establishment.

Isn't there a program on the Food Network where the host eats all kinds of raunchy stuff?

DreamerKind said...

Kay
Don't know what Syd really did yet as Smitty may be getting teased. More facts avail. in future, we hope.

Meanwhile, we been flying with the subject.

Gwen
Have their been older couples involved in this enhancement meal?

And do those creams really enlarge, just asking?

DreamerKind said...

Liza
That Syd is the exception to every rule, isn't he?

LJ said...

Gwen!!!! he he heeeeee!

Melinda said...

Seriously I can think of other foods that are supposed to make you "excited" that taste better and I'm thinking wouldn't have a weird aftertaste than what I can imagine a bulls penis would taste like.


Rose- If the shoe fits, slide that bitch on....

gwen said...

DK

the one i saw was in their late 30's, 40's and up. Its called 'soup #5' here (strange name and where in hell they did get that name). I was in college when i heard it.

I'll try to look it up for you, lol

Kay said...

DK - yeah, wouldn't be surprised if it is Smitty's leg being pulled on this one....never know! :)


Kami - What?? There is no such thing as a snipe?!?!!? ;)

LJ said...

The exception to every rule in my book DK yes....I think I'm way past trying to keep that one a secret!

gwen said...

ok everyone, here it is

www.en.wikipilipinas.org/index.php?title=Soup_Number_Five

enjoy! lmao

DreamerKind said...

Soup #5, hmmm, can you imagine 1-4?

DreamerKind said...

Liza
From what I know of him, here and there, he'd be a priceless gift for that special someone. I vote for you!

olivia said...

Yucko! Will know to avoid Soup #5 in the Philippines.
DK! Bwahahahaha! #! > 4........can only imagine.

DreamerKind said...

gwen
As a recipe, it sounds ok and of course it is a very practical use of the animal's whole body, rather than be wasteful. I vote yes.

Kami said...

Well Kay, that depends...on whether you want to go snipe hunting or not. lol

DreamerKind said...

I'm in a voting mood. To vote on something makes me feel powerful and decisive.

Ask me to vote on anything, everyone.

Help me be in control of my life.

LJ said...

Erm...I may be being a bit thick here but what's a snipe?

DreamerKind said...

Do penis enlargement products work?
I vote no.

gwen said...

i dont know if smitty's pulling some leg here..but who wants to see syd eats that? LOL

Now i need my coffee, this saucy talk makes me giddy so early in the morn, lol.

Kami said...

k, in the South and maybe else where one of the favorite things for "Good Ole Boys" is to take someone from the city out snipe hunting...they take them out into the country and well show them the best place to find snipes and then leave them there...cause no such thing

olivia said...

A snipe hunt, a form of wild-goose chase that is also known as a fool's errand, is a type of practical joke that involves experienced people making fun of credulous newcomers by giving them an impossible or imaginary task. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe_hunting

Kami said...

DK, hmm never known of anyone who took them, so I guess i'll vote no too

DreamerKind said...

gwen
I vote yes to seeing Syd eat that.

Enjoy your coffee, I'm starting to think red wine.

SueBee said...

Does a woman count as a penis enlarger?

Kami said...

LMAO Susan

Kay said...

Liza - I'm not sure what Kami's experience was with snipe hunting.....in my case it was a way to keep 12 year olds busy in the woods at camp after dark.....hunting for the elusive (non-existant) snipe with flashlights.

manjen said...

**WAVES**

Hello Everyone!!

I hope you are all having a great day!!

SueBee said...

Just sayin'--because those work! LOL

DreamerKind said...

Olivia & Kami
Thank you for a newly learned tidbit!

I vote for snipe hunting to be the most popular sport in America.

Melinda said...

Bwhahaha Susan!!

Kami said...

hi Manjen!

LOL Kay, where I went to high school they had it down to a fine art. Some person shows up who didn't know bout snipe hunting and the guys couldn't wait to take them hunting lol
and No I never fell for it

Melinda said...

Manjen!!!! (waves back)

Day has been great!! How about you?

LJ said...

Ahh right! I get it now....kinda like sending someone for a 'long stand'........

lol SueBee!!!!

Hi Manjen my friend I was just wondering where you were! How are you?

manjen said...

Melinda

My day has been fine, except for the fact that my internet was out all day!!

DreamerKind said...

SueBee
Yes, you get my vote for suggesting the most practical and time-honored, penis enlargement product-a woman.

gwen said...

suebee

lol! Maybe if you replace the penis with umm...you know...would it also affects yours?

SueBee said...

I love getting votes. :o)


Hello, manjen, my friend! Sorry about your internet. Did you get twitchy? I know I would!

olivia said...

Manjen, I always forget to tell you that your avi is so cool. Love the bird wings making a perfect smiley face. Is it a real pic?

manjen said...

SueBee

I got REALLY TWITCHY, I had to watch Lifetime ALL DAY!!

:-)

DreamerKind said...

manjen
((Waves))

Kay said...

LOL SueBee! You are so sassy today!!! :)

SueBee said...

manjen


OMG! Lifetime!? (Quick hug)

It'll be okay. It'll be okay. It'll be okay.

Melinda said...

Manjen- well that sucks...glad it is back and you are able to chat.

Good news it looks like we won't be visited by the M and M twins hopefully for awhile.

DreamerKind said...

gwen
You, little dickens, I vote yes to anyone's parts being used, for a successful result.

SueBee
Also, other humans would be effective besides females, naturally.

manjen said...

The M & M twins not visited is awesome news..They were creepy!!

SueBee said...

DK

To each his own, I suppose.

SueBee said...

manjen

my fb is acting wonky

DreamerKind said...

manjen
Smitty was here when M commented today and she sniped him, so Leo could "toast and eat" him like he did the other M yesterday. We all saw it happen, sort of.

manjen said...

SueBee

Mine has been too, I just sent you a message on there, hopefully you get it.

Kami said...

Same issues for me and facebook

SueBee said...

Kami

We aren't FB buds yet are we?

Kami said...

Nope, I'm actually on my hubby's site now lol how he keeps up with his HUGE family

DreamerKind said...

manjen
Leo was already voted a cybergod before today.

Bbut now he is the Super cybergod for he's the fastest to the draw.

Varmit was captured and dispatched.

Kami said...

I keep getting these messages that my mafia is being attacked on facebook lol so I'm guessing that's a game my hubby plays

manjen said...

Super Cybergod..That's a nice name!!

DreamerKind said...

Anyone want to vote for me to be their FB bud? (I'm not begging)

Kami said...

dk as soon as I set up my site I'll vote for ya

DreamerKind said...

Everywhere I look around me, I see only left foot shoes.

Where did I put my rights?

I knew where they were before I booted my right, certainly I did.

DreamerKind said...

Kami
Awww, that means a lot to me! I vote you the kindest one on Roseland today.

Kami said...

DK used the excuse I always use when I can't find something...gremlins broke in and stole them

Kami said...

ahhh thanks..k going to go talk on the phone to that husband I will never have because of my dirty mouth... (last time I will quote Marloony)

Melinda said...

Well it sounds like the neighbors are getting liquored up...at least the music is good. Currently playing is "I love rock and roll"

:)

DreamerKind said...

Kami
Glad you explained your comment cause well then it made total sense.

I'm going to go to my FB and see if I can make it act wonky for me, too.

And I'll be back to vote some more but I am feeling much more powerful and decisive, so not too much more voting is needed.

DreamerKind said...

Melinda
Before I go to FB, I vote to have neighbors like you who play good old-fashined rock and roll music. Is it a live band?

Melinda said...

DK-

Nope no live music at all. They do this pretty much every weekend and it goes until early morning. Since I live on a lake the music is amplified.

They play all kinds of stuff. For whatever reason when "Welcome to the Jungle" gets played it gets THAT MUCH louder.

Okay I am going to run (not literally) for a bit. Will try to pop back on later.

DreamerKind said...

Melinda
OK, have a nice time and hope to see you back later.

I cancel my vote for your neighbors to be my neighbors.

deb said...

Ok girls you got me on the BULL PENIS whats up with that hummm. ho well i'm sure you'll all tell me about it And Rose i got my BIG ASS UMBRELLA up and my DANCING SHOES on LET THE GAMES BEGIN I cant wait Have Fun girls I'll be back later DEB.

DreamerKind said...

For the life of me, I could not find any wonkiness on my FB!

I don't have a huge amount of friends. Maybe the more folks that are in your friends list, the more wonkiness is created.

And I don't play any mafia or other types of games on FB.

Mafia games around here (Chicago) are usually played for keeps, to the bitter end, you know what I mean.

Everyone used to keep asking me for seeds, crops, coins, jewels on FB and I didn't have any to give them.

That made me feel very badly for them, but not enough so that I would help them out by playing games.

If we ever meet in person, at a Roseland event, you will win every contest, game, drawing, lottery, and gambling game that we partner up on-guaranteed.

The "L" on my forehead is my "tell", making it very simple to beat me.

In case anyone is wondering why I am rambling on at this time, it is usually very slow at Roseland early on Saturday, and no one is here, so I do.

LJ said...

DK you are so funny...I'm here but its not early for me its 1.10am!

DreamerKind said...

deb
You are always a very lively presence here and such fun! I'll have my dancing shoes ready to join you! See you later...

DreamerKind said...

Liza
I know that it's late by you. Last night I had a dream that I really was insane and well, that's all.

Caroline said...

DK-

If you have an "L" on your forehead then it can only stand for words like LOVE-LOYALTY-LAUGHTER-LIFE. That's what I can see radiating from you even through cyber space!!!*

(((Hugs)))

* Please note the use of my !!!, this shows I mean serious business in this post.

DreamerKind said...

Caroline
I vote you most popular in Roseland!

Love that we get, each other, too.

Kami said...

Melinda, it must be neighbor party today. The people two houses to my right are having a keg/swimming party I guess saying goodbye to the warmth, they are playing rap music very loudly then they follow it with Country, so I can handle them, but my "Hill Billy" neighbors down the road are planting trees, and one is once again wearing black socks, sandals, a black speedo and today he has added a pair of beige shorts...on top of his head..they are playing just noise right now. Thank God it's getting dark so I won't be able to see him much longer.

LJ said...

Kami! lol...what a feast for your eyes that must be :-)

DreamerKind said...

Kami
You are quickly getting the most votes today.

I vote that you have the most interesting neighbors in the universe, what with the black colored, speedo guy and keggers.

Kami said...

Liza, Yes...I can't quiet describe the feast my eyes are having, I don't know what is sexier, the beer gut hanging to his knees, the HAIRY legs or the way his speedo keeps crawling up his butt...lol I wish it was light enough for me to take a picture, I could then share the feast with everyone. But as my husband would say "Why should I make you suffer"...whew I can't believe this guy is out in public like this

DreamerKind said...

Liza
I vote you most likely to succeed, at everything.

DreamerKind said...

Kami
Is that hunka-hunka-burning love neighbor, single?

Kami said...

At least the kegger people are hidden by trees, they just keep yelling "WHEEEEEEEEEEE WHOOOOOOO" and jumping into the pool
holy shit a gun just went off...

30 said...

Hi Roseland! All is quiet I see, no Gremlins here tonight I assume.

DK get a Farm on FB, ya know you want! lol

Kami, yes Mafia Wars is a "boys" FB game, I am not into that one, but I do have farm ville addiction.

LJ said...

Ha ha ha ha Kami!!! OMG that is so funny...is he married? if so why is his wife not telling him he looks like an idiot!?

Awww DK you are so lovely, I wish that were true!

DreamerKind said...

There was a man in a small town about 15 miles from here, who used to mow his lawn while totally naked.

He was a nudist and very skinny, around 70 and he got away with it because he managed to stay near trees which blocked him from the neighbors view.

Last I heard, he was in this 80's and still naked.

beacullen said...

Love the umbrella's and love the massive foam picture. Love that they're together...of course haters. Bwaahahaha, can't wait to see what happens next, it's always so entertaining. thanks Rose.

Kami said...

The guy is married in his 30s and has a kid....I am now hiding in my basement because a gun just went off at what sounded like the keg party...I live in a nice neighborhood this crap isn't supposed to happen...

DreamerKind said...

Liza
When you wish, you make it so.

"When you wish upon a star, makes no difference.......every thing you heart desires, will come to you."

Caroline said...

Kami-

Wow, you lucky lucky lucky girl. I have to ask, does Mr. Socks&Sandals have a Speedo worthy body? We need to be able to add that to our visual of the-as Liza put it- "feast for your eyes" that you are currently enjoying?

DreamerKind said...

Kami
Call the police about the gunshot and party.

DreamerKind said...

30

Hi, Babe! No Farmville for me, I lived there too long in RL.

What's up, is the truck fixed?

Kami said...

omg...where we live we have literally hundreds of Canadian geese, one of these drunk fools just shot one....keg party fools

Caroline, as much as I wish mister socks and sandals looked like Adonis, I have admit he looks more like a sumo wrestler.

Syd said...

Hello Roseland,

I did not EAT a bull's penis and I don't believe I ever would! I watched a show which SMITTY had recorded on a very complicated television because it was the only thing that would play.

My lord, you make one little comment.....

LJ said...

Blimey so someones, ahem, 'chewed on his penis' so to speak.....lucky lady!

Oh Kami be careful!! stay in the basement for a bit.

DreamerKind said...

beacullen, beacullen, beacullen
I vote that you have the most poetic name on Roseland.

Caroline said...

Kami-

Never mind, I saw the "beer gut" description in your reply to Liza...that man's wife needs to stage an intervention.

Kami said...

hey Syd! Well glad you cleared that up. Was it that show where the guy travels all over the world eating animal penis? (sorry no way to phrase that and not make it sound bad)

Caroline said...

Kami-

Be safe!!! I second the call the police about the gunshot suggestion.

Kami said...

His wife isn't much better she was out in a bikini the other day taking siding off of their house..BRAND NEW house..just built..and well let's just say she is not in much better shape than her husband and her legs are as hairy..ok i'm being a bitch lol

LJ said...

Phew Syd you had me worried there for a while....when I heard you had taken to eating penis I was kinda disappointed! heh heh heh

**KISSES**

Kami said...

My normal neighbor just called to tell me they called the police, over the killing of that goose..poor goose

30 said...

Yup DK, got my truck :) thank god for real, my couch was getting a sunken ass mark from sitting here 3 days in a row and being on the computer! Not good lol

Kay said...

Naked milk drinking neighbor?

Stay safe Kami.

Kami said...

no..naked milk drinker is kinda cute..lol

30 said...

Kami, I had a customer come in my dept a few months ago where I work,(I work in retail) he was dressed in women pants. (boot leg) Pantie hoes on his feet, all rolled down, and women high heal shoes... OH and he was buying a dress to LOL Dude. I had to act all professional, and shit. It wasn't easy!

Kay said...

he he he - I wondered about that ;) No, I meant was naked milk drinking neighbor the normal one that called the police.

Syd said...

Liza-

Trust me my love, I ....

okay I was going to write something but it is completely impossible for me to continue to discuss bull penis soup.

How are you today lovely?

Waving hello to all of Roseland!

Caroline said...

Hi Syd-

So you didn't actually eat a bull's penis, you just watched "TV show" about a bull's penis? That's a bit pervy. Please don't blame your bull penis porn habit on a nice girl like Smitty. ; )

Caroline said...

Hi Kay and 30!

Caroline said...

Kami-

How 'bout those Longhorns! : )
And our Rangers managed to not grab defeat from the jaws of victory today!

Syd said...

Rose--

I think you and Smitty are talking about two different sets of bitch issues.

Just hoping you are not misunderstanding.

Come out and play love---

Syd

LJ said...

I believe you Syd...theres no way of you proving it to me from over there anyway ;-) heh heh

I'm good thanks I have done nothing today but slob and watch films its been lovely. How are you my darling? I hope you are having a wonderful weekend.....

Kay said...

Hi Syd -

I'm kinda with Caroline (Hi Caroline:D) How can we be sure you were only watching it on TV? We may need more convincing.

Syd said...

Caroline--

Behave yourself. It is HER television and she set it to record the bull penis soup porn. There were 5 other people here and she has created some ridiculous system that forces you to watch her recordings.

So, in order to get to the movies recorded we suffered through some bald fat man eating bull penis soup.

Smitty--I realize you are having a tough night so I am trying to restrain myself love but there will be retribution. Until then I will say well played love!

Kami said...

Oh...lol kay no it's different neighbors, they are extremely normal. Naked milk drinker and I barely look at each other if our paths cross..

Syd said...

Kay--you too ==behave!

Liza I love the sound of your weekend. Mine has been busy with far too much alcohol and crazy people but we needed to let it out a bit. It was really therapy--or so we claim.

Just laying low now--headed out in a few hours to meet up with some friends for a dinner. Really very mellow.

Its nice to chat with you--I kept missing you for awhile there.

30 said...

Hi Caroline :)


Ok, any Twilight fans here? I am one of course BUT Someone just tweeted this on my twitter.

What the fuck is wrong with some fans? I mean REAllY. This is why people think we are all nuts. lol


http://costumepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/twilight-book-costume.jpg

Kami said...

Caroline amazing about the Rangers, I'm hoping the Cowboys play well tomorrow, we have the..close your eyes DK...Vikings and the team is distracted by Brett Farve's uh...well in keeping with tone for the evening Penis scandal.

"Alledged Penis Scandal"

DreamerKind said...

Syd
I vote you the most daring and sexy epicurean on Roseland!

Melinda said...

Okay so I took a little food break and now my stomach isn't saying feed me anymore.



Kami- so the people across the lake have now started partying with colored strobe lights and all. We shall see who wins the battle of the bands....

Your neighbors seem more colorful though. A pic of Mr. Speedo would be priceless.

DreamerKind said...

Kami
Brett and an alleged penis scandal? More penis to talk about tonight and human at that!

Kay said...

Kami - Go Cowboys! (SO weird to say, but I am really for anyone that is against the Vikings.) I have still not forgiven Farve for his defection. :( I'm one of THOSE fans that he was wrong about.

Kami said...

Melinda, your party wins, mine is quiet now, and the next time the hill billy breaks out the speedos I'm taking a picture, especially since my husband isn't here to stop me.

30...wouldn't you love to have been at that crazy woman's house as she talked about her outfit..."So I'm Wearing this huge box with two holes cut out and I'm holding an apple" crazy

Kami said...

DK and unlike other penis conversations tonight there is a video of this alleged penis on Deadspin.com...let me just say, if he was trying to impress a young woman he should have just taken a picture of his bank account instead.

Caroline said...

30-

CURSES!!! That lady stole my Halloween costume idea! lol

DreamerKind said...

Kay
You in Minnesota?

LJ said...

Its lovely to chat to you too Syd....I hate it when I come on and see that I have missed you!

Smitty tells me your a fan of Danny Cohen? I love some of the stuff he has done. I've been watching a couple of Shane Meadows films today....love them.

Sounds like your having a fun weekend anyway! I get the feeling rubbish things have been going on.....*sending you all my love*

Liza

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