Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me AWAY,
April 9, 2009
From the desk of:
Dr. Carlisle Cullen
To whom it may concern:
It is with much regret and my most sincere remorse that I am writing to you with such sad news.
Rose C***** was brought into the hospital's psychiatric ward last evening.
She was hallucinating and rambling about 'fucking bullshit' pictures.
She kept talking to someone named "Trixie" and "Rob".
We couldn't make out most of what she said, because she was screeching and screaming...
But "It's not fair!" was repeated many times, along with
"This is what they consider OUTTAKES???"
"Fucking LOOK at him!!!"
and the most frequently heard...
"Fuck. Me. Dead."
Rose's husband was at a loss as to what she was going on about, so he felt the need to bring her to the hospital to protect her from herself and in hopes we could figure out what was wrong. At this time we have no idea what pictures Rose is referring to, nor do we know why she has reacted so strongly.
The only clue we have is the ongoing conversations she is having with this "Trixie", and the constant muttering of the name "Rob".
Needless to say, we are very concerned with Rose's mental health and well being. We hope to be able to help her get better, but for now, she is happily chatting away in her padded room.
If there is any information that you might deem important, please don't hesitate to pass it along to the "Loony Toons Mental Facility" at loonytoons.org.
Thank you for you attention and patience and please send out positive thoughts to Rose.
She will need all the help she can get.
Yours in faith.