Let's Give Them Something to Talk About...

"Edward and I had been together too long now
to be an object of gossip anymore."

Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.12

People are talkin, talking bout people
I hear them whisper, you wont believe it
They think were lovers kept under covers
I just ignore it, but they keep saying
We laugh just a little too loud
We stand just a little too close
We stare just a little too long
Maybe they're seeing, something we don't, darlin

There is always so much being said

about Robert.

What he's wearing,

how he smells,

how out of control his hair is...

and of course...

Who Rob is

"doing"

I'm sure he's been connected to

every female costar on Twilight.

I'm even sure he's been dating

anyone that has been in a proximity

of about 5 feet.

Anyone whose direction his eyes are looking...

Anyone female.

Now...

I will admit to being what

people call...

a Rob/Kristen 'shipper'.

And I just recently found out

what the hell a

'shipper' was.

It means that I'm all for

a relationSHIP

between Rob and Kristen.

And yeah... I'm one of those.

I've discussed this before...

no need to rehash.

But in all seriousness...

(well... as serious as you can be discussing gossip)

There are 2 distinct types of gossipers

A. The type (like me) who just gets a giggle

out of all the hilarious and far-fetched

scenarios that gossip sites come up with.

The type who likes to speculate on who Rob

is possibly seeing...

likes discussing the what/why/how

of new pictures

and new possibilities.

See... I fucking adore Robert Pattinson.

I'm interested in his love life.

Not because I'm jealous

and hell...

I'm not delusional enough to think

that he will someday be with me.

I just find Robert interesting...

so I like speculating on who he finds

interesting.

Pretty simple.

Pretty basic.

But then you get the

B. These chicks believe everything they read.

They comment endlessly about all the gossip sites.

They scrutinize every picture...

every word.

They even fool themselves into thinking...

that they KNOW Rob...

that they know what he would

or wouldn't do.

How he thinks.

What he feels.

And that..

That is fucking scary.

And then I start to wonder...

What does Rob think about all this gossip?

Does he blow it off?

Does it bother him on any level?

Does he laugh his ass off?

Does he basically ignore all that bullshit?

I hope so.

I hope he laughs at how ridiculous it's all become.

Because I prefer that to letting it bother him.

Laughing is good.

Be happy, Rob.

I feel so foolish, I never noticed
You'd act so nervous, could you be falling for me?
It took a rumor to make me wonder
Now I'm convinced I'm going under
Thinking bout you every day
Dreaming bout you every night
Hoping that you feel the same way
Now that we know it, lets really show it, darlin

Bye for now

♥