Rob and Kristen- When Will I See You Again?

You would think with my rosy personality

and being the delicate flower that I am...

(Yes, I'm being sarcastic)

That I could just shrug off the negative bullshit

and focus on what is right in front of me.

Well... I usually can.

But sometimes being a fragile human gets in the way.

Anyway.

Let's look on the rosy side of things.

Random Rose Thoughts.

1. I like this picture.

It's kinda blurry and shit...

but Kristen looks incredibly adorable here...

and Thomas?

Well... he looks like he is up to something.

So cute.

 

 

2. Robert was supposedly seen with a 'mystery' blonde again.

How tedious.

EVERY TIME Rob is away from Kristen he is magically

seen with mysterious blondes.

What an amazing coincidence!

So... was it the blonde above?

or maybe it was...

THIS blonde...

He's been known to be seen with her for years.

Like all his life.

or maybe it was...

 

This blonde again?

Or...

This gorgeous blonde...

Golly Gee Whiz.

Who knows???

Rob could have a blonde in every city!

And truly...

I like how eager some people are to believe

that Robert has been carrying on a clandestine relationship

with a mysterious blonde for a while now...

but the 'pics or it didn't happen' mantra doesn't apply to them.

*putting Rose colored glasses back on*

 

 

Robert doesn't wear glasses does he?

Edward surely doesn't....

Kristen doesn't wear glasses... does she?

She has been seen in them from time to time...

And why do those look like the same glasses that Robert is wearing?

Oh don't worry...

I'm not really into all the clothes swapping mania.

I mean...

It's obvious that Kristen has been seen wearing Rob's clothes

(The latest being GET OFF MY DICK)

But...

I don't put much stock in that stuff...

Rob and Tom have been sharing clothes for ages...

Although I do find it incredibly cute that 

Kristen does it, too...

Like really really cute.

Cute is my word of the day!

But glasses?

Hmmm.

I suppose this has been discussed and dissected on some forums already...

So who knows.

 

Cute.

Yes.

CUTE CUTE CUTE

 

All kinds of cute.

And you know...

Down the road...

IF there ever comes a day that I don't believe in Rob/Kristen

I will STILL be Robert's fan

I will STILL be Kristen's fan

Together

or apart.

I adore them.

BOTH.

When will this happen?

Soon.

Very soon.

(It's a gut feeling... OK?)

I miss them.

I know... I know...

But when they are not around

even when I know they are better off unseen...

There always seems to be MORE drama.

More bullshit.

And I just kinda...

sorta...

like seeing them.

Is that wrong?

We need to TWIRL

and TWIRL we shall.

Who would have thought that Rob and Kristen

were such good twirlers?

Who would have thought that typing a simple word...

Would piss people off?

Does that make you laugh?

I hope so.

Because it's fucking hilarious.

So...

This post has been brought to you by the letters *H* and *C*

H for You say Goodbye... and I say HELLO

HELLO HELLO

I don't know why you say Goodbye

I say HELLO.

And 

C is for CUTE!

Because Robert and Kristen are adorably cute.

I mean...

It's almost like they are taking up all the cute.

Cute that would normally be distributed among the masses.

They are kinda hogging the cute.

But it's OK...

They can get away with it...

Because they are so cute!

How many times did I type cute?

Any idea?

*hint- It's somewhere between 15 and 17 times*

Bye for now

♥♥♥