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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Getting Better All The Time


This is how I feel today.
In the last 2 days I've gone to 2 funerals...
Today I have a wedding.
Mixed emotions.

So of course, I haven't been online much...
And while I always anticipate bullshit drama
Even I was surprised at what I saw when I came on.

I'm tired of it.
So tired.
I'm tired of the hate.
I'm tired of the lying.
I'm tired of people making this bullshit... personal.
What the FUCK is wrong with some of you?

Debating Rob/Kristen is one thing.
Attacking someone on a personal level is another.
I'm tired.
Disgusted.
Weary.
And so very sad.
And I wish I could say it was the last couple of days
that was totally responsible for it...
But it's not.


 Robert makes me happy.
He's does.
So even though this fandom has its share of
complete total lunatics...
Robert still makes me happy
and I am going to try and ignore the crazy.
I have to.
I can't deal with it anymore.
I don't want to see it.
I don't want to address it.
I don't want to even acknowledge it exists.

I want to focus on Robert and Kristen...
Because they make me smile.


There are some sincerely good people too.
I've met a lot of decent, kind, wonderful people.
People who will be my friends for a long time.
Real friends.

So I am going to focus on the positive.
Things that make me laugh.
Things that are fun.
The good.
The sane.
The rational.

The Love.


This post is brought to you by the letters *L* and *R*

L for Love.
 Robert Loves Kristen Loves Robert

And

R for Rose Colored Glasses.
I'm going to wear them for a while.
It's looking better already.

Smile.
Be Happy.

 I'm so grateful for all the blessings in my life.
Especially my two boys...
The best part of me.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

587 comments:

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olivia said...

Would Jack Hanna be on your F,M,or K list Tracy?
The pics are great.

Cate said...

Wasn't there an episode of Seinfeld about a brosiere?

Elaine said...

I went through a stage of not wearing a bra when I was 16...my boyfriend was ecstatic!

Kay said...

Cate,

Yes! The Manzier....for those moobs!! LOL

Cate said...

Tracy...

Now I know you are dreamin' GF. But there ain't no way you'll ever be able to achieve that position.

LOL

Anonymous said...

I'd marry Jack so I could go places and take pictures :)

He's too worried about the animals to be a fuck..

Guess I'd have to find someone else for that..hmm...

Cate said...

Kay

THANK YOU...thats it. We should so work on making one of those!

Anonymous said...

Isn't that the funniest picture? I laughed so much when I got back and looked at what I'd shot.

Let me pick something uhm.. less wonky.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry E

I'll put the represent back up before I log off for the night. I have one in mind.

:)

Anonymous said...

*cricket cricket*

Everybody got quiet!

Men should not have moobs. It is creepy as fuck.

Cate said...

Still here...I didn't offend you about your ummmm kitty picture did I?

Kay said...

psst, Cate....do you think you can keep Tracy distracted while I sneak JRM out of her basement?

Anonymous said...

Nope

It's pretty hard to offend me.. and the things I've said here!! phew!

I think Elaine's passed out.

She's gonna regret this in the morning for about 10 minutes, then she'll say fuck it! Let's roll! and start her day.

Last pic change before I represent again.. This one is actually my daughter on the beach.

Elaine said...

T-I'm here...was feeding the girls.
Oh and men should definitely not have moobs!
Ewww...just pictured hairy moobs...have to bleach my brain!

Melinda said...

I'm here. Needed something to drink.


Moobs are creepy.

Kay- if Cate can't I'll tie her down for you

Cate said...

Kay...well I can try, but she has the keys to the shed and I don't know if JRM is able to walk yet.

Anonymous said...

Kay!

I'm shocked. You're trying to sneak out my hottie!

And dude's not in my basement ;)

Elaine said...

T-I love that pic of your daughter. Thanks for representing later :)

Melinda said...

How about "hairy globes bouncing" when I read that I about died.

Anonymous said...

E's awake! Abort plans to lock her in the shed! Repeat... abor...

Oh Hi E :) did ya fix me something nice to eat.

Kay said...

Just sayin' Tracy, you might want to keep an eye out...you never know what can happen when you are distracted!

Cate said...

Dammmn Tracy...a little more notice on the abort please. These things don't stop on a dime you know.

Anonymous said...

Y'all are sneaky.
Very very sneaky.

Hey E.. we're gonna go to Trattoria Trecolori when I come up, right? Pleaes.. pretty please..

Anonymous said...

E's quick.. gotta move on the fly with her Cate. She's a NY city gal.

Elaine said...

T-Woman, you were making plans to drag me to the shed?? hahah...I can't turn my back a minute.

Of course we'll go to trattoria...I'm so looking forward.

Cate said...

Want a somewhat embarrassing story?
Do you all remember my original screen name thingy?

Anonymous said...

It's late ladies.. I say we catch up on some sleep.. get ready for a new day. Make plans to live life to the best of our abilities, and enjoy the hell out of ourselves along the way.

Say goodnight Gracie!

Anonymous said...

hold up
stories!

squeeeeee!

Anonymous said...

Yes.. *I* remember.. I lurved it.

Continue :)

Elaine said...

T-a little more faith in me please, I did not pass out. My alcohol resistance is pretty good.
After years of research the theory has been proven, I can definitely handle my alcohol.

P.S. Loving the new represents!!!

Melinda said...

Goodnight Gracie. Was thinking the very same thing.

Cate said...

K...give me a minute...

Melinda said...

I guess I can hang for a second b/c I don't remember her screen name at all...

Anonymous said...

Imma go get my jammies on whilst you type it out!

Elaine said...

Cate-story time, love it!!!

Kay said...

I'm going to say good night ladies...same place tomorrow?? Have a good one everyone. :)

Elaine said...

Who's Gracie?

Cate said...

Ok so my BFF is now in Africa working on making the world a better place lalalala (serious though, she is heroic)

And she is blogging her experience. Excellent way to keep in contact and share what she is doing right?

So I am so excited when she starts posting and I’m posting all these comments under her pictures…nice things…totally smartass free. (I have the ability on occasion)

BUTTTTTT

puC 2 D Wood without the origin or the knowledge of the amazing ladies behind it was not interpreted well by the faith base organization sponsoring said friends trip.

Can anyone say new hind hole???

Anonymous said...

So I totally just gave anyone who might have been standing outside my living room windows a free peep show while I was taking my shirt off heading to my bedroom to put the jammies on...

Say Goodnight Gracie was what George Burns always used to say when he was ending his show for the day that he did with his wife.. Gracie Allen.

Anonymous said...

I can see how that might be a bit of a problem... hehehehe...

Elaine said...

OMG I was totally going crazy looking for fucking Gracie!!

Cate said...

Problem??? Yea...hell have no fury like the rightous. I of course changed it and appologized. But man can they get on a high horse.

Melinda said...

Cate- now I see...I was wondering what happened to "that" commenter.

That's pretty funny! Thanks for sharing.



Elaine- I'm imagining it now...who the hell is Gracie? Another moniker we have to keep up with?

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh.. speaking of names..

True story..
Went out to lunch one day and I pulled into the parking lot next to a truck and on it is written the name of the company they work for.

Barrett Steel Erection

so we go inside, snickering because that in and of itself was funny, but there's another crew of guys having lunch.. They're from..

Well Hung Drywall


I kid you not.

Elaine said...

Good Night Ladies! Our sleep over is in full swing and my attention is being demanded.
Looks like I'll be dancing to like a virgin next!

Love you all!
E.

Melinda said...

I should tell you about my first day of Human Sexuality in college (when I was in college). Boy was it interesting!

Melinda said...

Okay I am going to wait for that one b/c I am getting tired.


Goodnight Gracie!

Cate said...
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Cate said...

Tracy

You live around some of the most bizarre things?

Cate said...

Night Elaine...we'll send Gracie when we find her :)

Anonymous said...

Indeed I do, Cate.. indeed I do. And I haven't even told you about my whale of a neighbor who likes to mow his lawn while wearing his boxers and house slippers.

0_o

Cate said...

Veeerrrpp!

I need some mouthwash STAT!

BRB

Cate said...

Ok so I mouthwashed, brushed my teeth and said the hell with it and got ready for bed. TTYL

Anonymous said...

Yep.. I out as well..

Tired.

Need sleeeeeeeee....zzzzzzzzzzzz

DreamerKind said...

I missed the party and I'll cry if I want to-all of you are gone?

Had to dance, do an apple pie shot and sweat it off, but so worth it.

Sweet dreams...unless someone wants to talk with me?

allie cat said...

m

DreamerKind said...

"I Only Have Eyes for You"

Are the stars out tonight?
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright,
'Cause I only have eyes for you, dear.

The moon may be high
But I can't see a thing in the sky
'Cause I only have eyes for you.

How could I live a day without you?
I need your love to see me through.

You're not here by my side.
Maybe millions of people pass by
But they all disappear from view
'Cause I only have eyes for you.

I don't know if we're in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue.
You are here, so am I.
Maybe millions of people pass by
But they all disappear from view,
'Cause I only have eyes for you!

Rod Stewart told me so, listen..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_-_osmn6IQ

DreamerKind said...

allie cat

You are up late and mmming?

SueBee said...

Hi everyone! I just got in. It seems as though the lights are off and everyone is in bed! So, I'll just check out the 450 posts!

Good night

:oP

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

I just go in 10 minutes ago but I did play MFK earlier with the crowd and it was such fun!

Went out for a couple of hours and now it's quiet here. Now that isn't bad, it's usually quiet when I visit late or in the wee smalls.

allie cat said...

@dreamerkind
Lol I know I posted a blog earlier & it has disappeared so I was just testing. I should have said testing 123

DreamerKind said...

allie cat

The blog moderator has unseen powers to make things disappear.

allie cat said...

Dreamerkind
Oh good so it's not me losing my mind....yet

DreamerKind said...

allie cat

Can't say anything about anyone's mind, when I've lost mine, lol.

allie cat said...

Dreamerkind
That's funny I feel like that all the time!

allie cat said...

So everyone is seeing my posts??

allie cat said...

Is everything slow tonight or am I just not able to see other peoples posts?

allie cat said...

Ok well if you can read my posts goodnight everyone I am off to bed!
Dreamerkind it was nice talking to you!

DreamerKind said...

allie cat

So sorry, I was on another site and didn't check back quickly enough. Usually I am here alone, very late.

SueBee said...

Seems as though I missed the MFK game AGAIN! Now that I understand how it works, I can give my answers just for the hell of it.

Give me a minute to remember the names and compose my thoughts...LOL

SueBee said...

Okay, here are my answers from the first page of MFK

Matthew McConaughey--Marry--that way you can have sex with him all the time and you get an added bonus doing your laundry on his washboard abs.

Seth Rogan-Kill--He's funny but that doesn't make me want to fuck him or marry him


Bradley Cooper--Fuck--while looking into those incredible blue eyes while he is wearing a ripped open version of that black button up he wore in The Hangover...TMI? LOL

DreamerKind said...

For Rose, just so she knows:

"She's Got A Way"

"She's got a way about her.
I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't live without her.

She's got a way of pleasin'.
I don't know why it is
But there doesn't have to be a reason anywhere.

She's got a smile that heals me.
I don't know what it is
But I have to laugh when she reveals me.

She's got a way of talkin'.
I don't know why it is
But it lifts me up when we are walkin' anywhere.

She comes to me when I'm feelin' down.
Inspires me without a sound.
She touches me and I get turned around.

She's got a way of showin'.
How I make her feel
And I find the strength to keep on goin'.

She's got a light around her.
And ev'rywhere she goes a million
Dreams of love surround her ev'rewhere.

She comes to me when I'm feelin' down.
Inspires me without a sound.
She touches me, I get turned around oh oh oh."

Billy Joel sings to you, here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkVWyfkhpl0

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

Still here? We can play.

SueBee said...

Frank Sinatra--Fuck because he is (was) the most attractive of the three

Bing Crosby-- He did have that Droopy Dog look but he would be awesome to have around to sing for Christmas.

Tony Bennet--Kill just for not being Frank or Bing

-------------------------

Hugh Dancy--Kill--Don't know him so he must die

Orlando Bloom--He seems like a sweet guy

Jude Law--Fuck--because I thought he was sexy as hell in Cold Mountain.

----------------------------

Picasso--Kill--Because he was a jerk--if I remember right he said that he could wipe his butt, sign the toilet paper, sell it as art, and people would buy it.

Van Gogh--Fuck--a little crazy could make things interesting.

Monet--Marry--He seems the most calm

SueBee said...

Can I say how much I laughed when I saw the answers for the next 3? Classic!

Mickey Mouse--Kill--the high voice annoys me--and what the hell is with the white gloves--what kind of pansy wears white gloves all the time?

Goofy--Fuck--same reason as everyone else--I would love to say I am "fucking Goofy"


Donald Duck--Marry--I have a thing for sailors

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

Very clever ones, tonight and always.

SueBee said...

Tiger Woods--Kill--repeatedly unfaithful jerk

(Old) Jesse James----Marry--he was an outlaw but I have a feeling he would be polite and say "Yes, ma;am"

Ted Casablanca--ummm--I don't think he swings this way

-------------------------------


Axl Rose-Kill- Ewwww--he's just gross

Ted Nugent--Kill--no interest in him

Gene Simmons-Well, you know, the "tongue!!"

SueBee said...

Patrick Dempsey--MARRY--sexy, sweet, and has the kindest eyes I've ever seen

Tay Diggs--Kill--No interest

David Hasselhoff--Nothing--his liver will rot away soon enough

Anonymous said...

SueBee

You still here?

DreamerKind said...

manjen

I'm here and I think SueBee is reading old MFK posts to give her answers.

Anonymous said...

Hello

DreamerKind said...

manjen

Hi, how has your night been?

Anonymous said...

it's been fine...I just happened to look on here and see that my wonderful friend SueBee posted and wanted to say hello to her and see how her night out went.

DreamerKind said...

manjen

Nice.

She'll be back.

SueBee said...

Okay--last ones

Super Man--Fuck--I'm sure there was a good reason why they called him the Man of Steel

Robin Hood--Kill--his hat annoys me and I wouldn't trust a guy why hangs out with "merry" men

Sherlock Holmes--Marry--He was smart and had an excellent day job


--------



Mr. Hyde--kill-who needs the drama

Dr. Jeckyll--kill-who needs even more drama

Mr. Darcy--he makes me swoon (after he stops being a jerk)
--------------------------------

Eric Dane--Fuck--a lot--the body, 'nuff said


Cary Grant--kill--he was a smooth operator on film and I do like him but he had a passion for LSD and went both ways (yes, really)

Ryan Gosling--marry--The Notebook




Okay, that's it for me. Just pretend that I answered all of that while the game was really playing.

SueBee said...

Oops--forgot to say that I would marry Mr. Darcy


Hi manjen! Hi Dreamerkind! Welcome Allie Cat.

Sorry, I was compiling MFK names


My night went mostly well, thank you. How was yours. Anybody miss me?

Anonymous said...

I missed you... it's just NOT the same without you. My night was fine.

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

We all missed you. And Mr. Darcy must be the all overall winner, cause most of us would marry him.

SueBee said...

Manjen

I missed you too! I'm so glad you came back to talk to me.

Anonymous said...

Im glad I did too :)

Hey..I know you live in Ohio..but how far are you from Nashville, TN?

SueBee said...

Dreamerkind

I just picture the new movie of Pride and Prejudice where Mr. Darcy is played by Matthew McFadyen. I love the end when he kisses Lizzie's face and says, "Mrs. Darcy, Mrs. Darcy, Mrs. Darcy"

SuuuuuWoon!!!

SueBee said...

I live in Northeastern, Ohio between Akron and Canton. I'm not sure how far that is from Nashville? I flew last time I went there! :o)

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

That was the American ending only. The Brits didn't see that and made fun of us. But later on they protested and wanted it. Oh, those Darcy and Cullen kisses, eh?

SueBee said...

Okay, of course I know Pride and Prejudice was a book first and Matthew Mcfadyen isn't really Mr. Darcy but that is how I picture him.

Anonymous said...

Just wondering..I'll talk to you more about it tomorrow at the other meeting place.

DreamerKind said...

Yes, Matthew was divine yet, Colin Firth is my fav.

Aeden said...

Lovely Rose,

I may not know you personally, but you've always shown resilience despite all the dramas, hate and the sadness.

Please know that you are in my prayers..Be strong.. and just ignore the haters because they only seek attention when they should have none..

To be honest, i'm missing Rob & Kristen greatly. However, no news or pics makes it a lot better because it means they're not being houded by paps or crazies.
And it means my prayes are heard because they're safe and away from all the crazies.

Always love your post!!

I hope you have a peacful day

SueBee said...

Dreamer

That's right! I remember that! Didn't the UK ending end with Mr. Darcy marching across the field toward Lizzie, they touch foreheads, and that's it?

Romantic but I'm glad I got the pervy American ending where they are disheveled and kissing (even if the kissing was very tame)

SueBee said...

Manjen

Okay, you piqued my interest! Tell me all tomorrow!

DreamerKind said...

Pervy Americans!

Yes, UK version ended as you said.

Loved Keira and her hand on his thigh. Fantasy.

Anonymous said...

I sure will...well I am going back to sleep..I just happened to wake up..look on here and see you had posted, so I HAD to tell my friend hello...

Good Night/Morning SueBee & DreamerKind (talk to you later)

SueBee said...

Okay, I'm leaving now. I must be going to bed for some beauty sleep. With the lack of it I've had lately I'm sure I would have to
sleep for a week or more.

Goodnight/morning

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

Goodnight.

DreamerKind said...

manjen

Goodnight, see you soon.

DreamerKind said...

Aeden27

Hello,

Nice post for Rose.

Goodnight.

katy said...
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katy said...

Just came in to check on things...I see all is well in Roseland...good to know.


Wish everyone a happy sunday.

DreamerKind said...
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DreamerKind said...

(For those who can't sleep,
lyrics & song below)


"Goodnight My Someone"

Goodnight, my someone,
Goodnight, my love,
Sleep tight, my someone,
Sleep tight, my love,
Our star is shining it's brightest light.
For goodnight, my love, for goodnight.

Sweet dreams be yours, dear,
If dreams there be
Sweet dreams to carry you close to me.

I wish they may and I wish they might
Now goodnight, my someone, goodnight

True love can be whispered from heart to heart
When lovers are parted they say
But I must depend on a wish and a star
As long as my heart doesn't know who you are.

Sweet dreams be yours dear,
If dreams there be
Sweet dreams to carry you close to me.

I wish they may and I wish they might
Now goodnight, my someone, goodnight.
Goodnight,Goodnight.



The Music Man/Shirley Jones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC2nFFu-mj4

katy said...

Petunia/Bailey

Your so sweet, me, mad language skills...I wish...I sometimes do misspelling erros that I am ashamed, but thank you for saying that. :)

Dreamerkind

Lovely song...Goodnight

DreamerKind said...

(Updated)
Opytaylor

"Hope you don't mind my re-posting my response to you from Rose's blog. I was concerned that you wouldn't see it there. It has been improved upon since the original post i.e. errors/silliness."

"Now I am ready to address your comments of yesterday, but I can't stop looking at your beautiful self, on your blog, of course.

Is that enough apology for talking too much on the blog? I do post my nonsense thoughts on Rob and Kristen quite often, but then I am so lonely, that I join the lovelies here and off we go onto other off topics.

Can I tell you Opy that you are a beautifully made swimmer and that you live in Austin shows just how smart you must be, too?

Thus, DreamerKind has spoken too much again.

Have a listen to the song below, please. That's not you, right love? If you do feel that way, any hope for an Us?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbT5W4O0tZY

gwen said...

Dreamerkind

Hello just dropping by. I see your up early today or you cant sleep?

I see that everything's fine in roseland again despite what happened the other day.

I hope rose is fine and ok. Wishing you all a pleasant day today ladies of roseland.

Anonymous said...

MFK-

King Kong
Godzilla
Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters

MFK
A lawyer
A priest
A doctor

LJ said...

Ha ha....just popped in while I'm waiting for a lift and look who's here ;-)

You know you want someone to say F a priest but I'm not that brave...

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Liza!!

*hugs hugs hugs* I downloaded the whole album yesterday! Loving it!


Oh, and we've changed Petunia's name, per her request. :) She's now Bailey.

Hi Lilly!

Pal said...

Liza

I will say F a priest being a good catholic girl I'll take one for the team. And did you never read the Thorn Birds? A priest would go at it for days because of needing release. Then he'd have such remorse he'd leave and you'd have been well-f**ckd with no baggage to deal with.

Good mornign LWA I don't know if you are he or she right now.

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

Good morning Penny!

I did not read the Thornbirds but I might now as my lord, that sounds like quite the story! It was a movie with the aussies correct? I'll have to look it up and see about it.

I think we lost Liza as she said she was waiting for a lift. Probably off to some fabulous Sunday affair.

Lilly (he)

Anonymous said...

Tell her I said to punch them in the junk. Done. And then give her a big hug from me.

I'm doing much better. Have managed to actually sleep. How about yourself? Things good these days?

Anonymous said...

punch them in the junk-lol! That's brilliant!

I am quite well thanks! Trying to catch up on 500 messages is quite tedious though.

I was glad Rose is all right and hoping she had a good evening at the wedding.

Anonymous said...

Penny

The Thorn Birds! That was quite a read.

Hi hi :) And I wasn't going near that MFK this morning.. it's too early for me to try to figure that stuff out.

Pal said...

Lil,

It was a TV movie about Aus. Richard Chamberlain, before he came out, played the priest. For its day it was considered quite controversial.

So sad Bailey/Petunia can't be on today. Again I missed last nights fun because of damn houseguests.

Forgot to add I'd kill a lawyer but that goes without saying as everyone already knows that.

P

LJ said...

All the better for hearing from you Lilly my love....hope you had a wonderful saturday evening. Missed you last night **blushes**

Aww thats such a shame for Bailey...we had such a laugh last night. Send her my love when you speak to her....vermin, the lot of them.

Morning Tracy! do you mean Magpie the Stephen Fretwell album? if you do I'm so glad you like it, he's so good live. I love the song Emily...in fact from now on I think I shall call it 'Lilly'.....

"You never were gonna change your mind...were you Lilly?" ha ha totally fits.

Penny Lane your a braver girl than me :-)

Much love ❤

Anonymous said...

Yeah.. last night.. hehehe.. I'm not sure what kind of mischief we'd get into if we were all together in real life. It might be dangerous.

Anonymous said...

I am so glad you all share my opinion of lawyers as I am quite angry at the moment.

Do you know what they call three lawyers buried to their necks in cement?

Not enough cement

Anonymous said...

That'd be the one Liza :) I listened to it last night. You and I are going to have to discuss more music soon!

Anonymous said...

I missed you as well Liza but I will say that without the blush as I am proud to have you as a friend. All of you are so wonderful and such good fun!

Pal said...

Got to go and have sparkling conversation. Just kill me now.

See you later

P

Anonymous said...

You know what I find a shame? That 99.9 percent of lawyers give the rest such a bad name.

Anonymous said...

Awww..well...now I must go. A friend needs a ride and I am apparently nominated as the taxi service today.

Take care to all of you-

Lilly

Kay said...

Good morning everyone. Boy, that just sucks for Bailey. Tell her we're sorry Lil? (I just can't do Lilly)

Anonymous said...

Morning Kay!

*waves*

How goes it today?

Kay said...

Hi Tracy!

Who would have thought that puppy sitting was going to be more work than babysitting?? Yikes!

Actually, I am doing pretty well since my son came home for the night. This empty nest thing has been a little tough the last few weeks. He is sleeping now and it feels good to have him in the house.

How are you doing?

Anonymous said...

Kay, I'm just getting started this morning, so I am trying to get motivated to get some stuff done.

And puppy sitting is just as bad as baby sitting. They require SO much attention!! I was so glad when ours got past that 'puppy' phase. We had gnaw marks in our table, she chewed on everything in site.. completely killed a bluetooth headset...

Pal said...

Well, 3 showers are going right now so I'm sneaking back.

Tracy,
Loved the Thorn Birds. Are you totally recovered from the sinus gunk? I think we need a most embarassing moment, most bitchy moment or some such night, what do you think? I think you guys have f**dk everyone there is worth fing.

Kay,
Good morning! We're you part of last night's revelry. I didn't have time to read everything so I don't know who was here.
P

Kay said...

Good Morning Penny Lane!

I was a small part of last night....no further disclosures of MFK as I am still waiting for Tracy to tire of JRM so that I may have my turn and I haven't recovered from you bursting my Elvis bubble. :) I like your way of thinking about other options for discussions. For me, MFK seems a little creepy knowing that the voyeurs are there.

Teeth said...

Rose!

I have been following this blog, loyally, for a few months now

Haven't commented because I'm not quite as witty as everyone else

But where is our sweet "A" and company?

Did I miss some type of falling out?

He and the others truly did bring me up when I was down and I miss them:(

-B.R.C.

Anonymous said...

Hello Rose,

I certainly hope you are feeling better today. We were all quite concerned about you last night although I was later assured you were simply doing the chicken dance! That sounds like a good time to me!

Hello to my rather unfortunate looking cousin Lilly. Your mum was here for tea and said to remind you that you have that appointment tomorrow to model. The horse food company wants to use your likeness for their new advertisement which is such a nicer way to earn money than doing work as a "before" model for complexion creams.

And, I had no idea that a large company would bother to assign a silly little prick of an attorney the task of monitoring a blog comment board. Can you imagine how worthless and petty you would feel if this was your actual job? Jesus, I would feel like complete rubbish. It seems so ridiculous to me that joking and saying hello to friends could possibly make anyone believe a contract was violated. THEN this same little prick actually calls a young woman-not her office-but calls her directly and curses at her and starts screaming about injunctions and breaches and such. What kind of fucking idiot would do that. How humiliating for his family to know this is how he conducts himself. I realize, given the size of his penis and his complete and total lack of personality, that he has no social life and may, in fact, be a legitimate 45 year old virgin, but still, it would seem he should have something better to do on a weekend than harass a sweet young woman who has done nothing to anyone other than work her ass off to make said company a mountain of money.

Well, really just thinking out loud and imagining such a thing since I have no knowledge--just a cousin to your friend Lilly really and I only stopped to wish you a happy day as your friends were so concerned and one of them cannot dare say hello as well, you can imagine.

Take care of yourself Rose and please be happy and well.

Truly Yours,
Boris

Anonymous said...

Dearest Boris,

I was waiting quite awhile for that message but I see you finally managed to figure out how to spell all the words and only a few are in error this time. How exciting for you. You know the family and I have high hopes that you will in fact, pass out of fourth year this time. We are all cheering for you on that task Boris.

But speaking of penis--yes, I can only imagine what a sad, desperate person this imagined lawyer must be. I actually have a confession for he once approached me cousin Boris! Can you imagine how embarrassed I was as I can never quite tell where to direct my eyes when speaking with him as I do not find many differences between his face and his ass. I do notice that his ass has that certain smell to it, however, so I do hope I was able to guess properly and direct myself to speak toward his face. In talking with him I realized that I would have to end the conversation short as, when he spoke, he covered me in spittle which came flying out of his disgusting pie hole. I was quite soaked when finished and needed to bathe thoroughly to remove the smell of his rancid breath.

I digress, as it seems the poor fool has found a new way to unleash the anger he must feel at being the world's ugliest and most disgusting man. He revels now in harassing young women! How proud he must be of himself. To think he has risen to the ranks of bullies and degenerates who also love to make young ladies cry with frustration and fear. I believe he especially enjoyed the fact that he got to threaten someone who he knows he should not ever be allowed to talk to, much less speak to in such a tone of disrespect.

Well, I too am only imagining and guessing since I am only your cousin dear Boris. I am glad we are removed from such a person and never have to actually work in a place where people are treated so badly for simply relazing and having friends.

On a brighter note, hello to my darling Rose. It has been far too long since we have had a time to chat my sweet friend. I hope you are well and strong and feeling the love and admiration of so many of your friends.

Lil

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katy said...

Boris

Kudos

SueBee said...

Good morning, my friends!

Wow, I come back and MFK is still going on?

SueBee said...

We're being monitored by lawyers?

Is there a law against posting a Bailey's Brownie Recipe?

Whatever.

Sorry that the brownine maker was reprimanded for something so mundane.

Anonymous said...

SueBee

*Hugs*

Hey that Bailey's Brownie Recipe was super secret!! I knew when I saw it posted...someone is going to be in alot of TROUBLE!!

Anonymous said...

Just checking in.. on my way for a fun filled day of family bonding.

Guys, you know my solution to this hypothetical problem. Quite simple, and really effective... and I've said it before...

Punch this guy in the junk. Repeatedly.

I know I'm willing to do that right now. WITH my new shoes on!

*HUGS HUGS HUGS* to Bailey. Sending my loves.

Melinda said...

Boldness is a fantastic character trait to have.

SueBee-

I guess they have nothing better to do. Sheesh!

Anonymous said...

*Hugs* SueBee!

I'll be back later.. chat with you then?

I've been called out for the GNO!! Have to go play nice with the hubster.

Hehehehehe

Anonymous said...

You too Manjen! *Hugs*

I'm being monitored myself! Here in my house!

They're everywhere..

But I say fuck 'em.

bwahahahaha I think, if I could find a symbol of a middle finger, I'd so be posting it right now.

Anonymous said...

Tracy!

How are you?

Anonymous said...

Manjen, I'm good.. will tell you ALL about it later.. but I've gotta head out. Gonna go to the Farmer's Market and then wander around Nashville trying to find something to do.

You, me and the SueBee later?

Anonymous said...

Tracy

Sounds great!

SueBee said...

Hugs to Manjen and Tracy! Hi my friends.

If Bailey is allowed to read the posts since her lawyers obviously can, I just want to say I enjoyed your posts and have no idea what the hullabaloo is all about.

People get paid to read this stuff, for real????

Annnnd, if you are reading my diaries, should I expect commitment papers soon? LOL

Geez lawyers, lighten up.

Anonymous said...

OH SueBee

They can't lighten up...I mean look at all the "first class" information that is discussed here...

MFK, I Never, Woo, and the list goes on!! That is very serious stuff!! OH and the Hyena Chronicles...they will find out that we shipped someone to an island with nothing but a GET OFF MY DICK t-shirt and a Bella Doll!!

Anonymous said...

Had to share.. I had the funniest image pop up in my head.

Me punching this guy in the junk while SueBee politely and eloquently tells him where he can go.

That'd be awesome.

Laters!!

SueBee said...

@manjen

Oh yeah, I guess I should be expecting a phone call or a knock on my door soon from someone high up.

That was sarcasm.


:oP

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Anonymous said...

Well Tracy that would require this scumbag to have "junk" and, as my hideously ugly sister has stated, he may actually have become a eunich, since he lacks any evidence of being a gentleman or even a man at all!

Lilly I would highly recommend you not allow him to spittle
on you again. I just hung up with a woman who has had the unfortunate experience of being in a long meeting with him and she told
of how everyone was sick after spending time Ina small room with him. He was an affront to all of their senses for, if he was not passing gas, he was spilling food down his chin or adjusting his testicles repeatedly, at some point he even was reprimanded for picking his nose. I hate to mention this last as I know you are also fond of such disgust but in his case I am
sure you will agree it is horrible.

I also wish there was a symbol for the middle figure because such a person is deserving. I would actually wish for a way to climb thru this
screen and choke him while he begged for the young girl to forgive him. All just hypothetical but if the young woman was someone I adored, I would caution him that there are worse things than broken contracts and having to find new
parties to his fucking contract would certainly be the nail in the coffin that will soon hold his career.

Of course I am only imagining---best to you Roseland!

Boris

katy said...

Just want to send a BIG HUG to Bailey/Petunia...if you are lurking...♥♥♥ very much.

Melinda said...

Okay I'm out but have to say one thing:

Hopefully a certain sweet young woman reads this or this is passed on to her.

Keep your chin up! This to shall pass.

You are all kinds of awesome and don't forget it. This whole thing is absurd and pointless.

Find your happy and hold on tight (wise words from a really cool chick)!!

Elaine said...

Boris-Is this a real lawyer or just a douche fresh out law school with an Ari complex?
God, and I thought I had seen everything!

B-We love you!!!

Kay said...

Unbelievable effing pricks.

Hang in there Bailey, okay? We're behind you.

Anonymous said...

Well Boris, if this guy's a eunich, then a new plan of action is required. Throat punch the bastard so that fucker just can't talk at all... in theory....that is.

Tell Bailey we love and support her. She's an amazing lady.

I'm being ninja (though not very well) on my phone right now.

Anonymous said...

My dear Roseland friends and Boris-

I agree that such a sick person should be choked. I also realize my wonderful friends
must be wondering what this is all about. Our friend uses her work computer and was chastised for it. There is nobody particularly interested in our other conversations and this has nothing to do with any of you and certainly not with my beautiful Rose. Truth be told, if Boris and his friends have their way, this ass will be looking fir a new job tomorrow as his behaviour and conduct were eggregious. I have a feeling the fool is hiding under a bed at the moment, having realized he displayed not o ly cruel behaviour but very poor judgment as well.

I would be sick, as would Bailey, if this changed one precious thing about Roseland. Do not let that happen please my friends!

And Boris, I will call you later so that we can review your addition facts again. I know it is confusing but you must learn to add 4 and 3 at some point dear cousin.

With love to all-
Lilly

Kay said...

Lil,

Don't worry, we won't let it change Roseland and everything that it represents for EVERYONE that enjoys coming here. We may up the number of lawyer "jokes", however, among other things.

Anonymous said...

Nothing will change here....

The situation seems completely stupid...sorry she is having to go through that...

LJ said...

Boris, I have to agree with your (super beautiful) sister, the guy clearly has no balls which would lead me to believe he also has no dick where it should be....only the big fat one on his head.

Loved chatting with your sis and hope we get the opportunity to do so again.....I can't believe that guy, what a twat.

Lilly.......what do I say apart from ❤❤❤❤❤'ing you big time. You will always be my 'F'.

**hugs to everyone else**

I'm not really into quoting music but I was listening to a bit of Starsailor in the car before so in the words of James Walsh, 'thank goodness for the good souls...that make life better'.

Liza :-)

Anonymous said...

Liza!!! *hugs*

it's taking forever to type stuff out on my phone!

No worries about things here. Takes more than a mofu of a man and his 'ass'inine behavior to change things around here.

I'm really gone this time.. can't walk and type on my phone at the same time... if this posts twice.. apologies!

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hopesecho said...

So sorry for your Loss, you are in my prayers. I started reading your Blog about a week ago, came from the AT thread, and I learned about hate there. Also learned that even though I love r/k, I do not know enough about that board to make comments,and was informed of that by nice regs, in a nice way, being told to lighten up and didn't I have a horse to train? which I did and I am so glad they had mentioned you before, so you are blessing to me. "The regs on AT were right about me though, as I did not know enough to be posting." Now I just went back to 2008, you were writing about the snow and Wisconsin, and I was born and Raised in Stevens Point, "you know that Beer" lol I and then parents moved me to FL., now Im in TN. I still miss Point! So I am so glad I found this place, to learn about Rob and kris, as I love them both together or apart. So know that through all this hate you have shown me some love girl, and given me a place to come. Thank You!

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Cate said...

Ummm guys…waves timidly…I still have that heavy artillery left over from the other night. (points over shoulder) Haven’t you all proven you can go gangsta?

Two words: DRIVE BY…

Just putting it out there…I live in the South for God’s sake. You know the Confederacy never died right?

I’m in if you roll...

B: We got your back…and there isn’t anything hypothetical about that. Nothing but love here for you.

To the eunich: “Welcome my friend. Are you ready for today? Because today will set a course for all our futures.” - Michael Corleone

It is Cate...with a C if your keeping track you filthy bastard.

Melinda said...

(okay starting over once again)

Lil,

Thanks for the update. Still so stupid and pointless.

Hope that in the future Bailey will be able to chat without having someone breathing down her neck (that cousin of yours could buy her a computer of her own so she doesn't have to use her work one,ha ha).

Just want to say that you and that cousin are all kinds of awesome in my book. Loyal, fierce and protective of your own! Heart you both!

Things won't change here in Roseland. Life is good.

June said...

Jesus Christ.. 572 comments??? any unexpected news out there? what has happened? I've never seen so many comments in a Rose's blog!

As far as I know Rob and Kristen have not yet reunited, have they? this endless wait is still getting longer than OTR filming.

Please, any new on the lovebirds??

Rose thanks so much for the blog, I hope your "feeling" makes true soon!

Pal said...

Am I correct in understanding that this blog has been monitored by some evil lawyer troll? Is he a holdover from the Bush administration who favored domestic spying? And how demeaning for said lawyer to have the task of monitoring a game of MFK. I'm thinking he must be the least intelligent at his firm to be given such an important task. How proud his family must be.

Perhaps he volunteered for the job hoping to seek enlightenment on how to woo a lady or man and then nail him or her. And, of course, he now knows how to make brownies too which will also help him in his pursuits. So maybe his complaint was the game was stopped too soon and he didn't learn enough to follow through.

So if you're still monitoring, join in the game next time but introduce yourself so we can properly address you.

P

SueBee said...

Yeah, what Penny said!!!!!

Domestic spying on a RP fan board. What a new low in the world.

How embarassing for the lawyer.

Can you imagine the directions from HIS boss.

"Listen Bob (made up name) we've heard whispers of a mass conspiracy to bake brownies. You NEED to find out if that chocolate was milk or semi-sweet.

Are you listening, man? Read every word until you find out what type of sugar they use!!! Do it!

This means something, I know it!"

Imagine a guy in a white van with headphones on and 4 laptops open around him.

You know he is feverishly trying to figure out if "fucking goofy" is code for a conspiracy for world domination.

I'm sorry, let me insert the word, "allegedly."

Hope said...

Sue bee

Ha ha.. You kill me..feeling new chronicle material coming on. Perhaps he is related to Honey

Pal said...

You know, so as not to upset since I really am just a housewife who knows nothing about the intricacies of the legal world, I have to amend my statement a little.

I should say that if ever there were a troll lawyer type allegedly monitoring a blog he could possibly be doing it for the reasons I stated. I know this scenario could never really happen because lawyers are too busy and important for that kind of menial work.

Sorry if I gave the impression that I was saying this actually happened but I'm a bit of an airhead and don't always express myself well.
P

Cate said...

Sue,

Don’t forget the biggest "alleged" code word: Twirl
Because lord knows a girl can’t twirl without it meaning something.

Misery just can't recognize happy.

Anonymous said...

Oh SueBee.. I flove you... but don't give away too many of our secrets.. People would be shocked to learn that we're actually.... OH! almost said it. SO close dude..

(I've ran away from my child. She's being a moody bitch today)

And oh yeah... I'm *totally* fucking Goofy.

back to family fun!

Sophie said...

I didn't realize National Secrets/Codes were being discussed(MFK, recipes & Hyena Diaries...)

I'm with Tracy....

Maybe there is room on the island and****** can make him a coconut bra for his moobs

Kami said...

Dear Alleged Troll... if you are lurking here...sorry "allegedly" allow me to introduce myself since I too was playing the MFK game that is so offensive, this way you don't have to waste your time...oops sorry "allegedly" waste your time "allegedly" researching all of us, here is everything you need to know about me...My name "alledgedly" is Kami, I am "Allegedly" over 35...(I won't say by how much) I am a boring housewife living in Kansas, I have no bad habits, (i.e. drinking to excess every day, drugs etc..), the most controversial thing about me..according to my "alledged" husband's family...is that I am a Democrat from the state of Texas, shocking i know, as most people think Texas Democrats are a myth, I believe that everyone has a right to live and love in the way that makes them happy (as long as everyone is of legal age of course), I have other beliefs that I won't bore you with, that should be enough for you except, well I did live for 15 years in the town in Texas where the little girl fell down the well in 1987..and well in the spirit of full disclosure it is also the hometown of Laura and George W. Bush...which makes my political leanings even more controversial. I've been married for 21 years and have no children..the reasons behind that are NONE of your business.

So there you have it,my dull boring life in a nutshell... now you can use your time to do other important things such as picking your nose and rearranging your family jewels.. Good luck and good bye

Cate said...

Sue,

YESSSS...the Manzier! It is the topic at the top of this page.

Maybe we need to think of a new article in addition since he is always messing with his testicles. Kind of like a chastity belt for men?

See...yes...it all can be solved in Roseland. World Peace and male hygiene issues.

Sheesh...

Cate said...

Oops sorry...Sophie...I meant that for you.

SueBee said...

I was thinking of a new diary since Honey is currently stuck on the ship with Hershey Smooches but "The Man" is watching (said in stage whisper)

I could always repost that one if I could find it, which would probably take forever, so I'll just keep it on the down low.

There is no one presently on the island so it is open for anyone needing to be placed in exile. Coconut Moob bras are extra. :o)

Pal said...

New post.

Jane said...

Love the banner. Makes you just want to go for his mouth and ravish him. Lord, it's been a long, dry spell, having to form my own fantasies here.

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