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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Robert and Kristen- It Won't Be Long


This.
THIS is why I'm still intoxicated with you, Robert Pattinson.
There isn't anything going on right now...
Robert is still in London... I guess.
(Being careful)
Kristen is still working in Arizona... I guess.

And then EW releases outtakes from that fantastic shoot...
And.
Robert.
You look... well... intoxicating.

" You're intoxicated by my very presence. "

Yes.
Yes I most definitely am.
By your very existence.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.


OK.
So I used a cropped picture of just Kristen and Robert.
Nothing personal against Mr. Lautner...
I like him... I really do.
But I would just rather look at Rob and Kris.
Is that wrong?
Eh... who cares.
So.
I am going to try and be nice today.
Can I do it?
Can Rose put away her thorns?
And now that silly song is going through my head.

Every rose has it's thorn
Just like every night has it's dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has it's thorn...


Sometimes you just have to step back...
and smell the...
(forgive me)
Roses.
There I said it.
Lame... yes.
But true.

Wherever Robert and Kristen are right now...
It won't be long until they are back together.
History has proven that much.


And then we will see this again...
The big smiles.
Because Robert and Kristen are better together.


It won't be long.

This post is brought to you by the letters *L* and *S*

L for LEAVE LONDON!
And wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if Robert
flew back to L.A.?
Oh hell.
I do love that Rob is enjoying his downtime in the city he loves...
But if he left now...
I don't think I would ever stop laughing.
A bit thorny? Perhaps.
But still funny.

And

S for STOP taking all this SHIT SERIOUSLY!
Honestly.
Whatever happens in the lives of Robert and Kristen
should not affect your life.
You should enjoy the banter and speculation
Not get all foamy and angry all the time.
You should be getting some laughs.
Because it's really fucking entertaining.
So S is also for 
SMILE

Try it.
You'll like it.

Promise.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

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Kami said...

Great post Rose...love love love the new picture of Rob..and you're so right about people taking this too seriously. Rob and Kristen's relationship is THEIR relationship and I just cannot understand why people get so angry just because two people have found each other. It is beyond crazy.

Anonymous said...

Rose, thank you soooo much for using those outtake pics. Gaa I could look at them alll day. lol yea so lets all hope for a less drama filled day Rose, and personally I like when your a little thorney HA! Have a great day and I'll be waiting to see where they show up together next....cause no matter what they always end up TOGETHER! THanks Rose.

jen said...

oh dear sweet baby jesus, Robert is a very, very attractive man......

Great post, Rose! true, true! WHy so serious? I love laughing about all of this, I love watching Robert and kristen get so many people's panties into a twist by just being a normal, young couple hanging out....

They're cute. Get over your pride and just submit to the combined pretty!

Unknown said...

Thank you very much for great web side. I like your writing and picture you posting of Rob and Kris. so beautiful.

Anonymous said...

Oh that pictures is lovely. I wonder if I can save it. :]
The one of Rob I mean, I love the Kris and Rob one. But I need more single images of Rob. So yeh!

But Rob's spending time with his family. And that's fair. (: But I guess it would be cool if he headed back to LA too, to see a certain someone. The crazies planned to go to London, to find him. I wonder if he knows who the crazies are? They'd never have the guts to act like they do over here than in person, to Rob. So whoever bitches about him or his girlfriend on here, wouldn't do the same in person. but I wish they would! He probably wouldn't smile or even take photographs with that person. And that to me, would be an entertaining story to read.

Melinda said...

Are Kristen and Rob going to be twirling soon???? I bet they will be. I think someone is getting a little anxious.


Speculation is all well and good as long as it is not in the form of GOSSIP (okay I am talking to certain people who like to dredge up BS).


I hope everyone keeps it light and fun today. Lots of yucky stuff going on in real life for most of us and this is a great place to just veg.

Loving the outtakes. So much pretty b/w them. I like Taylor as well. He always looks like the third wheel poor thing. I don't think Rob and Kristen can help it! :)


As always, happy they are happy.

deb said...

YES ROSE to see the smile on their face is what I'm looking forward to AND SOON IS THE KEY WORD very very SOON BY the way has anyone seen LOUISA ????? I miss her Have a good day Rose and i love the PIC . DEB.

Anonymous said...

Oh, but I do so Love Thorny Rose!! Great post!! Have a great day :)

Sofia said...

Are you trying to kill us all Rose?? The first photo is... I dont even have words... Amazing!
I like thorny Rose too and I cant wait to November so we can have a little more to talk about.
Great post as always

Pal said...

Thorny Rose is the best.

I'm thinking we're due for some twirling soon.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I love those pictures. Doesn't matter if Taylor's cropped out or not.. even when he's *in* the pictures, you really don't notice him that much.

I have Heath Ledger's Joker in my head right now going "Why so serious?"

And I'll never understand why people take all this SO seriously. I love and support them being together, but what they choose to do or not do is none of my business.

And since it's been a while since I've left you guys with any words of wisdom..

I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. -Yoko Ono


No wait.. that wasn't right!! hehehehehehehehe


If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it. -Herodotus

:)

Anonymous said...

OMG Tracy!!!

Bwahahahaha!! You are so crazy ;)

Love it! I see you are in a better moob today :)

Pal said...

Tracy,

I think I kind of agree with Yoko :)

perfectionseeker said...

Do we think Kristen is still filming? Thanks for the post Rose, lovely to see them so happy x

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DreamerKind said...

Like magic, wish it and make it so, we have another fine Rose post.

Yoko's quote-so good. Back in the day, she was hated and reviled for being with John Lennon and supposedly breaking up the Beatles. She's done a lot with her life since then, and I greatly respect her. Plus, what a sense of humor about Men!

Annie said...

It seems to me that any drama surrounding Rob and Kristen is created by some fans and media,not by Rob and Kristen themselves.

Rob and Kristen seem to be the most down to earth people to me and don't care for all the drama around them.

Anonymous said...

That's the Rose I love. Kick the BS and haters out and follow your inspiration like you did today. Wonderful!

Anonymous said...

Hi Mary,

I have a question for you. Why would you come on a blog that loves and supports Rob and Kristen and imply that they ASK for the drama in their life?

I'm with Annie. I don't think they want or ask for the drama. It's all the crazy ass fans that need to get a life of their own that bring the drama. Because lets face it...who in their right mind would want to have to deal with all the bullshit!

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Pal said...

Smitty,

i don't know how I missed what you said about your friend, I'm so sorry. Sometimes I think its just as difficult for the bystanders, the friends because they don't know what to do. I've been there as most of us have at some time. Just be their friend that's all you can do.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Mary--I guess I misunderstood you. That is why I asked :)

But, I would think that Rob and Kristen's parents just see them as Rob and Kristen. They are both so unaffected by the hype that surrounds them. They don't see themselves as special...that is what makes them so to me. I would think that they would LOVE to live their life like you or I. I hope that someday they will be able to.

It just bothers me when I think people are implying that somehow they ask for or want this kind of attention. It's crazy. I really was just asking for clarification...Sorry if it seemed otherwise. Have a nice day.

katy said...

Rose, I nearly died with that EW Rob pic...he is heartbreaking Gorgeous...he really is.

I'm sure they will soon be reunited...they do look more happy when they are together and look great together, love their smiles...love them to pieces.

And, yes would be hilarious if Rob was No longer in London?...Ohh, my god I'm laughing already.

Lots of love

Anonymous said...

Leigh

I am in a much better mood :) (sorry, can't use moob without thinking of the guy I saw the other day when I was out with a friend.. serio.. this guy, not a big fella, had at least A-cup sized moobs!!)

Feeling icky otherwise.. stuffy head, burning, itchy eyes.. nausea.. but the mood is good.

And I'm glad you enjoyed that Smitty. I won't be able to look at my hubster today without snickering.. ت

katy said...

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katy said...
Smitty

I'm glad that you feel safe enough to came here ramble and if it makes you feel better feel free to come and vent all you want...I really love when you do that...but I don't want you to lose sleep because a bitch like CK or wathever crazy or whatever Insane BS that is out there...just focus on the positive and Happy things and on the people that you love and that love you.


I am sorry about your friend mother, I must be very hard...tell I'm sending her a lot of positive energie all way from here(Portugal) and that I'll keep her and her mother in my prayers and thoughts.

Take care


Hello Gruff...How are you?

We are very Happy to have Smitty and Syd here in Rose's blog and we would be very Happy if you lovely self in here with them.

Take care

Wednesday, September 22, 2010 1:22:00 PM


Lots of love to all of you...of to make dinner.

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30 said...

Mary,
I like Jackson also, the sexy Rocker guy he is. My secret crush, after Rob of course :)He is always my number 1 sexy man, epically with that chest hair of his hanging out of his shirt. Dam Robert! Lucky Kristen in deed. :)

I saw on twitter that Rob was at an exclusive club or something last night, with a blond .. ya ya ya, hyenas. Prob his sister,but I don't even have to ck other blogs to know the hyenas prob jumped on that shit, "ya know because any person he spends time with he is dating, as long as its not KS."


Lets just hope the blond wasn't crazy k LOL

NO really that's NOT even funny.

Anonymous said...

Tracy

The word moob will forever and always be associated with Syd for me. I guess I can thank Smitty for that one ;)

He only has himself to blame for the Alvin and the Chipmunks!

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Elaine said...

T-lovely words of wisdom, especially the Yoko Ono quote ;)

Melinda said...

Because someone needed to vent this morning...here is my response about a certain crazy since she was talking about her(reposted the part below):

As for the fake confection known as CK...she is a skank. The only thing she has in her life is nasty manipulations and a worn out vibrator. She belongs in the train wreck club along with some other people.

________________________

Anyway Tracy I really hope you feel better soon. Doesn't sound fun. Love the Yoko quote. Even when not feeling good you can make us laugh!

Later gators....

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30 said...

OK I am confused did The A Team change there blog names LOL I mean I am obviously out of the loop here. A bit lost reading comments lately.


So excited, just got The Runaways from Netflix :) KS was amazing in that, I also saw it in the movie theater, but I had to support it and also rent it on dvd :)

Vangie said...

rob might not leave the UK,now since kristen is still working maybe until the end of october, and lizzy, rob;s sister has a gig on the 30th

DreamerKind said...

30
Yes, the A Team is now an S & S and a G monikers.

In other words, A Friend is Smitty. A Friend of A Friend is Syd and A Friend of A Friend of A Friend is Gruff.

But as not all of the registrations were changed, sometimes they post under the old ones, or as a game, pretend to be each other!

(Don't ya get a kick out of it all?)

30 said...

Thanks Dreamerkind I might be more confused now though LMAO. I get the drift though :)

Barbara Fenwick said...

Rose enjoyed the blog, as always. I am so looking forward to Rob and Kris's reunion, and I feel like it will be soon. Is she still filming? It is strange that we hear nothing about her. If Rob was in a nightclub with a blonde, it was probably his sister, because I do not think he would cheat on Kris. I just hope they will be together soon---I really miss them. This movie (OTR) is turning out to be a long production, and she probably needs a break. I'm sorry, but today has been a bad one for me, and I need some good news. It is just hard to be optimistic, but I will never lose faith in R/K. Thank you Rose for your blog, I always look forward to it, and it always makes me feel better. Let us all keep twirling and thinking positive thoughts.

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Elaine said...

Smitty

We all have our days where the bs is hard to handle. Just always come by here and vent, we got you! And will unload all that we've got on all the annoying psycho bitches!
Gotta go, lots of errands to run. I'll catch you guys later...I'll be all domesticated tonight. I'm baking banana bread and brownies for Emilia. I hope she likes it.

E.

DreamerKind said...

Smitty

A favorite quote, which when repeated often, comforts:

"All fear is past and only love is here."

LJ said...

Hey hey!

I think I would love thorny Rose, I have a feeling she kicks ass :-)

Obviously the first pic is dreamy but I love love love the second pic with Rob and Kristen...they both look gorgeous and like they are having fun :o)

Random question but does anyone know where Sam is at the mo? is he on tour somewhere? just wondered because I haven't heard anything about him since New Orleans and I kinda have a soft spot for Sam *blushes*

Anyway changing the subject quickly, I had a couple of hours to kill this afternoon so I watched Adventureland and I really liked it. Kristen and Jesse Eisenberg are great in it, Ryan Reynolds is ok too but I've never really seen the attraction with him.

Much love to you all ❤

Special big *hugs* to Smitty. It doesn't sound psycho at all...just totally understandable, I'm not on twitter so have no idea who she is but she sounds like she needs to get a fucking life. She wouldn't know what had hit her if she ran into the Roseland crew! :-)

DreamerKind said...

"There Is No Greater Force
In All The Universe As Love"

Melinda said...

Smitty-

Just know people worry. I am sure that the people we worry about are smart and know what to do but still.

We would never think you were psycho for being concerned.

I think George Clooney's girlfriend said it best in her most recent interview. She said that just because K is dating R doesn't mean she should have all the negative things thrown at her because of it. I paraphrased that but you get my drift.

I do think Rose has been in this fandom long enough to know what's going on and by who. She is one to trust that's for sure.

Anyway I am going to focus on the good things that are happening in my own life and as a fan of R/K good things that they are experiencing.

Toodles.

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Melinda said...

LJ-

loved Adventureland. Kristen was great but it is the whole 80's vibe for me. The clothes, hair, sayings just took me back.

Felt the same way about Juno. Love that movie too.

How is baby Thomas?

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Anonymous said...

I'm with Elaine..

We've got you. We'll hold you up when you feel overwhelmed and we'll *always* be a safe place to be.

Sometimes, just typing it out and getting it out of your head helps to relieve some of the frustration. And it doesn't sound psycho.. (cause we KNOW what psycho sounds like *cough Honey cough*) to be concerned.

*hugs hugs hugs*

And E
uhm.. banana bread? Yummy!

Hi LJ! *HUGS*


OMG! Did you guys know that Kate Spade is making a fragrance now called "Twirl"!? http://www.katespade.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4383391

We must all get some.

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Elaine said...

Smitty-

Yeah, I'm baking. It's been a while hope I get it right. I'm getting her a few books as well, and plan to spend a chill weekend with her, just lots of talking and watching movies. The only outing I have planned is going to central park and then lunch at serendipity...she love's sweets so I know she'll love it.
I'm so excited!!!!

T-wish you were closer so that I could save you a piece.

LJ said...

Hi Melinda,

Baby Thomas is great thanks! hes still a bit bruised from the birth and he has to have physio on his arm because they hurt it when they pulled him out....poor lil thing.

He is majorly cute tho! and I can tell already that he totally loves his Aunty Liza :-) ha ha

Hi Tracy!!! omg we should all get STFU hoodies and wear Twirl perfume.....LOVE IT!

katy said...

Smitty...Hi

I understand, sometimes all that BS bullshit gets to me too...and it really upset me...but then I read Rose's blog and everything is right again.
As for CK, she is a psichopath.

Elaine


You are truly a very sweet person...You let us know if she liked the banana bread and brownies...it sounds delicious.

Anonymous said...

E

Totally order me a frozen hot chocolate while you're at Serendipity..

ohmy.. yeah.. I could really really really enjoy one of those right now.

Toni said...

In moob related news.

My sister and I were having coffee this morning, discussing a guy who had asked her out. I had to tell her that he seemed kind of moobyish to me. She asked me what the hell that meant and I said that I wasn't certain, but underneath that shirt I was pretty sure he had a set of moobs. She proceeded to spit coffee out at me and laugh. I am pretty sure everyone in there thought we were crazy.

So there is my moob story for the day, just thought I would share.

Toni

Elaine said...

T-
That's my favorite. Another thing we could do together when you come. And now I really should go. I'm in the middle of union square and there's too much traffic!

E.

Melinda said...

E- while you are ordering one for Tracy get me one will you?? Those things are dare I say a mouthgasm.

Sounds like you have a great weekend planned. Just what the doctor ordered.

Gotta run. Will probably pop in later on.

*spraying on my Kate Spade Twirl- maybe someone will twirl with me!*

Liza- poor thing :( Hate it when babies are hurt even if unintentionally.

RKsoulmates913 said...

Perfect post! :D

There is a lovely woman here who always leaves youtube videos for us, so i have one for you and for RKfriends here:

ROBKRISTEN- IT'S FATE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYP2jqR1-gs

ENJOY IT!

XO FROM BRAZIL

Pal said...

LJ,

Poor baby Thomas.

Have you recovered from last night? You were sooooo funny.

LJ said...

Ha ha Penny Lane, yeah do you know what I wasn't even drunk I only had a couple of glasses of wine but those posts were seriously making me laugh!

I've been out for dinner again tonight but this time I drove so no alcohol....I reckon I would find them just as funny now though, I might go back and re-read them....just for the craic!

Hope said...

@ Tracy
Still laughing at the Yoko Ono quote...

Love ya Rose, thorns and all.

Sue Bee...dear diary today??!!

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Bren said...

OK guys, not fair---I want to go to Serendipity too..(I haven't made it to NY, but did see the movie) I love John Cusack....

All this talk about volunteering and now talking about babies--(congrats, LJ) I wanted to mention that my mom, (who recently lost my dad) to fill up her time alone, started being a cuddler at a Woman's Hospital---she goes in and just holds babies that need cuddling, when their own mommies are not able to do it.....I tell you it has done wonders for mom--she is actually looking into volunteering in other depts as well.

Thorney Rose....LOL

Pal said...

LJ,

What is a craic? I love learning some of your slang. I was so giggling at Syd's "slap and tickle" remark a few days ago. I think you used "gutted" before too which I'm sure is not what I mean if I would say gutted.

30 said...

"The A Team"

You all are awesome. :) Don't say sorry love. I have to keep up better LOL

Pal said...

Bren,

What a great way for your mom to heal, good for the babies too.

P

Kami said...

Bren-I'm so sorry about your father, but what a wonderful thing for your mother to do..that helps babies so much..especially preemies! Good for her!

LJ said...

Thanks Bren! (just to be clear I haven't had a baby, hes my nephew!)

Awww a cuddler...that is the cutest thing ever. Lots of love to you and your mum, it must have been a really hard time for you.

**hugs**

Ha ha Penny Lane, didn't see Syd say slap and tickle but I presumed he explained that one ;-)

Craic is an Irish word which kind of means 'good fun' or 'a laugh', so for example if you had been to a party you might say 'It was a good craic'.

Not to be confused with 'whats the crack?' which is an English term that means 'whats going on?'.

Gutted just means disappointed!

:-)

Pal said...

LJ,

I could surmise the meaning considering who he was talking about. :)

Thanks for the education.
P.

SueBee said...

Okay, I'm trying to keep up here on the psychos. Who is CK and what kind of vitriol is she spewing?

SueBee said...

BTW, hello my dear friends!

Karen said...

What beautiful pictures. Rob is so
handsome! I just want to stare at him. The pic with Kristen is wonderful. She looks so happy to be with her guy!

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Anonymous said...

****I find it necessary to disclaim that I am now medicated, and may not be completely responsible for anything that gets typed here tonight. So I reserve the right to pretend I don't know what any of you guys are talking about if it gets brought up in a later conversation on the blog.***


Hi SueBee!


*hugs*

How are ya tonight?

SueBee said...

Honey,

You better hurry up or you'll be late for group therapy/anger management.

Is it a coincidence that the only adjectives you know are "fucking" and "stupid?"

SueBee said...

Hi Tracy! Just getting some inspiration for the chronicles.

How are feeling?

Anonymous said...

How the F*CK did she get off the island???


Hello SueBee *Hugs*

Anonymous said...

SueBee, I am wonderful. Or at least I feel wonderful for the moment. :) Just as long as I don't move around too much or get up. My balance is all out of whack today because of this cold, so I keep bumping into walls.

How are you?

Anonymous said...

Manjen!

*hugs*

wassup?!

DreamerKind said...

Honey
(Sigh)

Anonymous said...

Tracy

Not much!!

*Hugs Back*

DreamerKind said...

Tracy
Medicated state is duly noted. Hoping you are well, in any case.

I promise not to post any songs tonight. Unless, someone twists my arm that is.

Kami said...

Honey I just got a telepathic message from Kristen for you. She says she's been watching old Cary Grant movies and has come up with a brilliant way to get both of you out of Rob's evil grasp. She wants you to meet her on the top of the Empire State Building at midnight tonight, she says that you'll need to climb up over the safety railings onto a ledge and quietly wait for her, to keep Rob from finding you, if she doesn't arrive in 20 minutes then she wants you to jump. Now don't worry she has it all planned how to save you, all you have to do is flap your arms, cluck like a chicken, while singing the R Kelly song "I believe I can fly" and her real boyfriend will appear out of thin air to catch you before you hit the ground. She said that she knows how much you love adding her name and her male friends names together so when you meet him...just call him Kingkongstewie. Good luck and have fun.

DreamerKind said...

kami
Nice analogies

Anonymous said...

Someone is starting to (in the words of Jayne from Firefly) Damage my calm.

But I'm going to behave. Because it's really just not worth it.

What's up with everybody tonight?

SueBee said...

@Kami

That was hilarious!! "King Kong Stewie!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Leigh!!

*hugs* :)

Aww.. don't worry about you know who. She's back peddling anyway..

deleting here, deleting tweets..

oops.

How the hell are ya?!

DreamerKind said...

Wondering if I got that headache thingy that was going on here the past few days. Yucky.

Melinda said...

SueBee to answer your question (then I am never mentioning her name again b/c I don't want to add fuel to the fire) about CK.

She is the original straight jacket. Nasty piece of work. Obsessed with the male half of our favorite couple. Trust you don't want to know anymore than that.


Kami- really cute response to the sea serpent. I refuse to call her by her name as she is not sweet.

Anonymous said...

Can I just say, that I am greatly disappointed in the state of fortune cookies these days....

They've totally ruined my fun of playing "in bed"... *sigh*

My fortune tonight was "Learn to play a musical instrument" 0_o

Anonymous said...

OMG! Leigh! Where'd you go?!?!

Did the fiddlers come after you to take their revenge?!? (if so, I wanna know what they write on you)

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

hugs to all..life is a bed of Roses if you like being here..thanks Rose for your lovely posts..still sighing over the pics...with this damn mental pause CRS so I've got a small cheat sheet by my pc so I can remember shit...@Tracy hope you feel better..@Dreamerkind thanks for the re-cap on the "A" clan.. Elaine good karma gets good karma..love the Yoko and the wanker quotes...@ Deb hello..
@ Melinda keep twirling I'm a little dizzy oh that's my natural state...@Sue Bee I feel one coming one gf...@ Leigh moobs is that like "man boobs" damn I'm blonde..
I want a serendipity too..@ Bren what an awesome thing, hugging babies..kudos we all need more hugs..@Toni would have peed my pants to see coffee spued all over the place trying to explain moobs..Kami I laughed so hard I need my $60 dollar inhaler i just picked up I wheezing..damn that was funny and @ A we love ya know matter whatcha wanna call yourselves.. oh I did google Rob does have a very blonde sister Lizzy..twiggles
Stephanie

Kami said...

Thanks everyone!

SueBee said...

Hyena Chronicles


Dear Diary,

You'll be happy to know that I am using pen and paper to write this. You will never believe it but last night I was rescued by a Disney Cruise ship!!!!

I have my own cabin, although I'll have to tell the captain or someone about all of these mops, buckets, and cleaning supplies in here with me.

Anyway, I'm in a very bad mood and don't know how else to express my feelings about Kristen.

I tried telling everyone that I was on an island with Kristen and Rob and that I had to get home so I could spread the word that their relationship is just for PR.

I was so frustrated that no one was listening to me that I screamed at the chef at the breakfast bar that Kristen doesn't love Rob and that he doesn't deserve her. He said I was fucking Goofy!

Which by the way, was the wrong thing to say in front of the Mickey Mouse impersonator. That guy's been following me around all day!

Anyway, I have to go now, there is a man outside who says he's a doctor. I bet he's going to check me out after such a rough day at sea.

I wonder what that syringe is for??? Did he just mutter that I was fucking goofy?

Anonymous said...

Oh SueBee!! ❥


I cannot wait to see what happens next!!

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

love the video @RKsoumates posted awesome... I hope there's some good shit in that syringe Sue Bee..nawh you ain't goofy you're the Bee keeper..& the hyena whacker lol
Hey Majen hello did I see you post the word "fuck" oh my..

I need to rent the movie the Runaways I have friends that grew up with Joan Jett in Rockville Md..she was a wild child..

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Anonymous said...

Syd!

How goes it?

Nobody's sticking around long enough to talk to me tonight..

and I'm in SUCH a good mood!

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

SMIT happens...PW words/memories,hacking what's this world coming too..

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Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

I'm still here Tracy *waves* noted you had self medicated do to a nasty cold..hoping the snuffalogus goes away

Anonymous said...

Boogie!

I am medicated. I totes posted a disclaimer earlier. Loose lips and all that.. I'll deny everything tomorrow.


Wassup?!

SueBee said...

@Syd

Thank you so much.

Anonymous said...

Well now..

I know Manjen and SueBee are lurking about somewhere.. but they're so tricksy.. they're waiting on me to not be paying attention.. then they'll like gang up on me or something.. and Elaine's not here to defend me.

DreamerKind said...

(Waving hands) Me, too, I'm still here, until late most likely.

I feel for Smitty, sounds like the kind of screw up I've made with my computer. My IT son asks, "How do you do that, Mom?"

It's a mystery of the mind....

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

over the lips over the comes look out tummy her it comes what ever your taken bottoms up...feelin better myself I think the beers did the trick.. I saw the nutbags were on here earlier but I refuse to type thier name I hope they AMF used to say that back in the 70's adios mother fu--er...I know I'm a luna tic

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Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

hey Dreamerkind I totally understand my son says MUM don't you remember I showed you how to..and thank God I have a gf at work who is an IT person

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

Kudos, again-mucho admiration.

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

A said ..hello I don't think I have formally introduced myself I know the feeling 5 O rooster comes early for me

Anonymous said...

I have a cold, Syd.. it's messing with my balance and stuff today. I keep bumping into things while I'm up and about.

And I'm watching hockey.. which always makes me happy. It's rather violent at times.

Kami said...

Great entry as usual SueBee!

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DreamerKind said...

Boogie With Stew
Steph

It takes one lunatic to recognize another, and I'm saying "howdy back at you".

Bren said...

Hi Guys,

Thank you for all the warm comments regarding my father. He was a good man, and he will always be deeply missed.

Melinda said...

Okay I am back finally. Totally forgot about the laundry.

I see SueBee did another fantabulous diary entry. Poor people on that cruise. They have no idea what they are in for.

Syd- I find that oddly amusing about Smitty's phone. She vented, we gave her hugs. I think all is well now.

Anonymous said...

Smitty!

I hope your day improved. :)

Oh, the hubster changed ring tone, but ONLY after he decided it spooked the dog. 0_o

Melinda said...

Smitty-

I should have known he was making it up. Still having a blah day?

Elaine said...

T-I'm here babe! Was just getting my Martha Stewart on. So what up??

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

ditto Dreamerkind

Anonymous said...

What up Melinda

I forget laundry all the time.. on purpose though. I hate doing laundry.

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

well he's easily entertained and it made me laugh

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

yuck do you say laundry oh dear maybe tomorrow I can were my jeans for 2 days right

Anonymous said...

Elaine!

I lurve your name... I have to be careful when I type it though, I keep trying to type my middle name.

How'd the banana bread turn out?

SueBee said...

I'm about.

Melinda said...

T- me too...ugh.

E- how's the baking turning out?

Anonymous said...

Tracy

I am still here!!

Anonymous said...

SueBee! Manjen!

what up, sistah friends?

:)

I totally put sistah friend on one of the kiddo's school forms. Under their emergency contact.. blah blah.. relationship: sistah friend.

I also put my occupation as: Supermom

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Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

good nite all gotta turn in.. I may get called in the middle of the nite to pick up my sister at a drinking establishment cause I wouldn't let her drive my new car..love to all♥

Anonymous said...

Tracy

I know how much you love Disney Songs...The following is my favorite:

If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat,
Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat,
Come on down a dine,
On this tasty swine,
All you have to do is get in line.

Are you aching:
yup yup yup
For some bacon:
yup yup yup
He's a big pig:
yup yup

You can be a big pig too

OY!

Elaine said...

T-You love my name baby? Go ahead, say it again!!
The banana bread looks delicious...and the house smells like heaven.
The brownies look good too.

Melinda-You should have seen me, I was on fire with the baking. hahaha...fucking Martha Stewart's got nothing on me!

Anonymous said...

OHMYGOSH! I was totally singing a song from the Lion King.. but it wasn't that one..

OH.. yeah.. a teacher last year tried to tell her students that the Lion King movie referenced Romeo and Juliet at one point. Apparently the whole room looked at her like she was a loonie.. and she got mad at them and told them not to look at her like she was stupid.

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Anonymous said...

Elaine

Yep.. Elaine.. Ellen.. close enough!

What's your favorite Disney song?

Melinda said...

Gotta be honest here. NOT a big fan of Martha Stewart. Her voice drives me insane and so I can't listen to her.

E-I was going to make banana bread this morning but went with double choc. muffins. I cheated though as it was from a mix.

Elaine said...

T-

My favorite is most def the one from the little mermaid. I think its called part of your world.
How about yours?

Melinda said...

Kiss the girl from The Little Mermaid

Anonymous said...

Hmmm.. tough call. Favorite Disney song... Hmm...

I've gotta go with Kiss the Girl, from the Little Mermaid.

Melinda said...

Funny how we both picked songs from The Little Mermaid- great mids think alike

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Elaine said...

Syd-

Yup, all baking has been done. Hope everything tastes as good as it looks. You are so lovely, thanks for your kind words.

Anonymous said...

and I love Martha Stewart, btw E.. she cracks me up. But lady knows what she's doing in the kitchen, that's for damn sure.

Elaine said...

T-

Me too...I love to watch her cook, she's crazy good.
Also that lady from the food network, Paula, I think that's her name...she's so funny and makes some fucking delicious stuff!

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dc said...

Lovely post today Rose. Love the whole vibe. You have the BEST PICTURES...

Anonymous said...

Hey Manjen.. bt-dubs.. (see.. incorporating the new lingo I learned today) Have you had a chance to try that recipe out yet?

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Melinda said...

Paula Deene- I want her to be my mother-in-law! She still has one son who is unmarried. She would be so much fun to be around.


Smitty- totes agree Flounder is so cute.

Anonymous said...

Tracy

I haven't had a chance yet. I am on cooking strike due to an insult from my husband. But I WILL try it.

Anonymous said...

Flounder's such a cutie.. it's one of my favorite Disney movies..

but my fave ever has to be Cinderella.

I knew a kid, swears, that looked just like one of the mice from Cinderella..

Elaine said...

Smitty-

I know...that's what gets me about Martha, I mean I live in a fucking apartment. I'm lucky if I can get fresh produce.
And Paula, I love her...and you'r totally right, all the fucking butter she uses just makes everything better!

Anonymous said...

Manjen - Let me know when you try it. It's yummo.

So is the hubs stuck with PB&J's until he apologizes?

OH! I have an autographed cookbook from Rachel Ray. Sat in line for 3 hours to get that.

Paula Deen..I wanted to go to her restaurant when I was in Savannah. But I had my girl scout troop with me.

Melinda said...

I had heard a certain actress likes/loves Paula Deene. I'm thinking while she is filming Breaking Dawn if she gets a weekend off, she and that deliciously handsome Brit of hers should go to Savannah and eat at one of her restaurants. Savannah is a really pretty and romantic city.

:)

Elaine said...

So I wanna have a home cooked meal tomorrow and have not come up with anything yet. Any suggestions?

Anonymous said...

The grocery store is my 'garden'. hehehehe.. I hate actually working in a real garden, it's tedious and I'm not good with plants of ANY kind. I managed to even kill a cactus.

Elaine said...

Melinda-I've seen her sons on her show with her sometimes. Are they chefs too?

Anonymous said...

Tracy
I will let you know when I make it.

It's take-out until I get the apology..which I will probably never get...He said that he has been hiding gifts he buys me somewhere that he knew I would never find them....The Oven!! So I'm on Strike!

I LOVE Savannah. We were going to Paula Deen's restaurant, but the line to make reservations was like a mile long so we didn't go..

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Anonymous said...

E - How about a flank steak with grilled mango and watermelon chutney?

(It's really really good)

I fixed that a few days ago.

Elaine said...

T-

Is it complicated? sounds good...where can I get the recipe?
I was also thinking of risotto, I have this recipe from my aunt and it's really good.

Anonymous said...

Manjen

I'm going to have to go back to Savannah. I missed seeing a lot of things since I was there with the girls.

Although, I did duck into Wet Willie's and get a drink while they were walking around.

Melinda said...

E-

yes they both are chefs. Jamie (the tall one) is married. Bobby (the other one) is not.

My mom's family has deep Georgia roots (a county and a city is named after her family-which is her maiden name).

So I love Paula. I have a shirt from one of her places that says "Our hoes are complimentary".

Anonymous said...

E - I'll message you the recipe. It's one I have in a book somewhere. The steak has a brown sugar/cumin rub on it, and it is glorious.

Elaine said...

T-yummm, sounds really good!

Anonymous said...

Tracy

I went to Wet Willie's as well..Also went on a ghost tour, which was fun.

It's a great place to visit!

There is a restaurant on Tybee Island called The Crab Shack, it's really good. You should definately try it when you go back.

Elaine said...

I wanna go to Savannah! Am I like the only one that's never been?

Melinda said...

This may sound creepy but have any of you who have visited Savannah gone to Bonaventure Cemetery?

I think it is one of the most beautiful cemetery's I have ever been to.

Anonymous said...

Syd, my sweets.. You know I adore you and will always be team Syd, but be be nice to Smitty tonight.


Manjen

We went on a ghost tour too. Some of the girls were too scared to sleep when we got back to the hotel. And we were on Tybee Island for an afternoon.. but once again.. girls. We went and checked out the lighthouse on the island.. and I walked up to the top... never again.. My legs were jello after that.

SueBee said...

@Elaine

I've never been to Savannah and I would love to go!

Rose said...

I am completely lost.
WTF?

Anonymous said...

Melinda

We went by there, I think, on the haunted tour. I'm not sure.. I kept having to do headcounts every few minutes to make sure none of the girls had wandered off.

Anonymous said...

Melinda

That cemetary was part of our ghost tour.

Anonymous said...

Rose

Hmm? How come why for are you lost?

Melinda said...

Why so lost Rose???

How was your trip to Japan??? See anything exciting?

Bren said...

I love Paula, she is totally crazy..I taped the episode with the appetizers because I was planning a party. I ended up using her recipes and they were to die for...everyone loved them...

I know what you mean about the butter..

Elaine said...

SueBee-Sounds like a great place, I was starting to feel left out.

DreamerKind said...

Elaine & SueBee

I haven't been to Savannah and it sounds like one to put on my bucket list, lol.

Rose said...

I should just stay off the damn computer at night.

SueBee said...

@Elaine

I'm on the outside with you! LOL

Seriously though, I love Paula Dean. She just looks like someone who would hug you upon meeting you.

Melinda said...

Rose-

is that in reference to here on the blog or elsewhere?

DreamerKind said...

Butter, butter, everything's better with butter!

Believe it or not, it is better for you than the synthetic stuff, trust me. Or if not, google that.

Paula Deen inspires me, too, because she seems so welcoming and genuine.

Kami said...

I've seen that cemetary too, and it's beautiful..well as beautiful as a cemetary can be.

Rose said...

Elsewhere. I'm just venting here.

Thanks <3

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Melinda said...

Rose- so I see...I just popped onto Twitter. Another nutcase on the loose!

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Rose said...

It's OK, dearest Syd...
It is all a bit odd that the littlest things I say seem to affect so many people.
Very strange.

How are you tonight, Syd...and what is wrong with our Smitty???

DreamerKind said...

Hope no one thinks I'm too creepy but I love to go on cemetery tours, especially on Halloween.
The guides wear costumes and tell the tales of the local luminaries they represent. Chilling and thrilling.

Oddly, I find cemeteries very peaceful, and when I visited Arlington Cemetery in 1966, Kennedy's flame was fairly new, and I felt his aura.

Communion of any kind, is powerful.

Like here on Rose's blog.

Rose said...

Hello Smitty! There you are!

No... I really don't have any interaction with CK... I stay away from the crazy.

But that doesn't mean there aren't other lunatics out there unfortunately.

How are you??

Anonymous said...

Okie.. I've changed my picture. :) It's Savannah!

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Rose said...

Honestly it all so lame.

I was on my ipad on twitter... and it has all these cute little icons/picture thingys.

So I typed that Rob should get on a *insert rocket picture* and get back to the one who owns his *insert heart picture*

And then I get that I should be ashamed of myself for telling everyone that Kristen owns Robert's 'dick'.
Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Rose rocks.. she managed to make people mad by posting.. wait for it.. symbols.

She gets my ultimate champion sash today.

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