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Monday, October 11, 2010

Rob and Kristen- DING DONG PR IS DEAD!


TOO FUCKING CUTE.
I mean...
There is just so much cute about this picture.

1) Rob and Kristen are laughing.
It's so damn nice to see them laughing.

2) Kristen's hand is on Rob's thigh.
Robert's hand is holding on to hers.

3) Did I mention how fucking cute this picture is?


See...
Here's the BIG difference between people who love 
Robert and Kristen together...
And HYENAS.
(Sorry... Hyenas are biting and howling... Hard to ignore)

Where *I* am happy because Rob and Kristen are laughing and giggling...
Hyenas are all pissed off and foaming.
I love seeing them spending time with each other...
Hyenas just spend time ripping Kristen apart
Making excuses as to why they are together.

This is the part where I should just ignore the Hyenas.
Because they are seriously chasing their fucking tails
and trying to rationalize their irrational thoughts.
It's not working.
They know it's not working.
They know they are just going around in circles...
Trying to get something that is always just out of reach.

And I should just be happy with scoffing and giggling at them.
Doing my twisting and twirling
(that pisses them off)
And be done with it.
But.
Not today.
It's just too good to pass up.
Heh.


So...
Rob and Kristen are FORCED to hang out together.
First they look miserable together (ALL THE TIME).
Then when they are smiling...
It's because SUMMIT reads the blogs/boards/Twitter
and told them to fucking SMILE OR ELSE!
Rob is pushing Kristen's hand off his thigh...
or Kristen is just all touchy with everyone she meets.
Thomas is always there... HOW ROMANTIC!
Wait...
Kristen was REALLY on a date with Tom!
No...
Rob was really on a date with Tom!
Wait....
It's all just predictable PR!!!
SUMMIT is making Rob and Kristen go out together
to promote a movie that hasn't been made!
WOW!
It's always important to do PR over a year in advance
of when a movie comes out!!
Unless...
I know someone in the 'BUSINESS' I really do...
And they say this is all PR!!!
REALLY I FUCKING KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE!
Of course...
Kristen's "TEAM" is making everyone do this to 
help her tarnished image.
It has roped Robert and Thomas into hanging around with Kristen.
Because no one cares about her otherwise.
And we all know that Robert, Kristen and now Thomas
have signed away their lives to a movie studio!
YES!!!
That makes the MOST sense!
Now we will always have PR to back us up!
No matter what happens...
PR is the explanation!
IT IS!!!
We all KNEW that this would happen.
We knew this WEEKS ago!
(we had to protect ourselves when it happened, right?)
 Kristen is a famewhore.
Robert is just locked into a contract that he can't WAIT to get out of!
It's OBVIOUS he can't stand Kristen.
KRISTEN IS GAY!!!
PING PING PING GOES THE GAYDAR!
Rob is so nice to beard for her for years and years.
Or
Rob is so nice to PRETEND to be with Kristen
for the sake of a movie.
A FUCKING MOVIE!
I mean...
Who wouldn't fucking give up years of their life
to promote a movie that needs little promoting?
Sure sure...
Robert Fucking Pattinson
has decided to not have any kind of REAL relationship with a girl...
He's decided to forgo any romance and love
for the sake of a FUCKING movie.
That's right!
The most eligible gorgeous man on the face of the earth
is willing to FAKE it because some movie studio told him to!
Of course!!

*whew*
That was exhausting.
Truly.
How do they keep this up day after day?
How do they say these things with a straight face?

There is some bitter angry foaming going on right now.
Seriously.
Steer clear of the foam.
STAY AWAY FROM THE FOAM.
I have a feeling if it comes in contact with any body part
It will fucking BURN.


If a hyena whines in the woods and nobody hears it...
Does it make a sound?

A) Robert and Kristen are together because they WANT to be.
The only thing that makes them miserable is the paps who
chase and harass them and say rude things.

B) Take a good look at those pictures.
Hand on thigh.
Big smiles.
Arms linked.
And let's not forget...
HAPPY.
Kristen was all kinds of glowing on Leno.
(No, not pregnancy glowing... sheesh)
She's happy.
Robert's happy.
They are happy TOGETHER.
(if I had a dime for every time I wrote TOGETHER
I might have enough money to pay for rabies shots for the Hyenas)

C) How can you not look at these pictures and smile?
HOW?
If you can't smile... and enjoy the happy...
I feel sorry for you.
If looking at these pictures makes you all angry
and shouty
and bitter
and irrational...
Well...
I feel sorry for you.

"Jealousy is all the fun you think they had."

Indeed.

This post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *D*

T for TRUTH.
It's looking you right in the face
See it.
Believe it.

D for
DING DONG PR IS DEAD!
As a Blogger I must admit, I thoroughly examined it.
And it's not only merely dead, it's really most sincerely dead.

Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked PR at last is dead!

*Munchkin Twirl*

Bye for now
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


413 comments:

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Pal said...

I need to fix some dinner now.

BBL maybe


P

SueBee said...

Kami

We had something like that here in Ohio.

It was called Super Host. But now that I think about it, I should have been really creeped out by the dude.

He was an out of shape middle aged guy with a Super Man costume and a red painted nose....



Looking back I have to say that was odd.... LOL

olivia said...

DK, did you get the Soupy Sales show over there? It was broadcast out of Detroit, but I don't know how far out it reached. White Fang and Black Tooth and Soupy were on at lunch time. Sadly, Soupy died last October.

Bren said...

ok guys, "Better Than Sex Chocolate Cake" recipe coming at you....First of all it is super good and super easy...

Ingredients:

1 box chocolate cake mix
(my pref is Betty Crocker-super moist-devils food, but any kind will work)

1 large box chocolate instant pudding

1 large tub cool whip

small bag semi-sweet chocolate chips


Bake cake by using directions on box....(I use 13x9 pyrex, but any pan will do)

While cake is cooling, prepare pudding and put in fridge--will set in five minutes.

When cake is completely cool, spread top of cake with pudding, then spread cool whip on top of pudding, sprinkle chocolate chips on whipped cream and be generous...

Chill cake before serving....

How easy is that...

When cake has cooled

Bren said...

Ignore last line--when cake has cooled--

30 said...

Bren /Roseland

Ya know an awesome secret when making boxed cake, Instead of using water, use hole milk. It comes out moist as anything.

DreamerKind said...

Olivia
Yes, watched Soupy and he was so funny.

And my favorite of the Three Stooges was Moe!
He reminded me of my sister, cause she ruled my brother and me, just like he did.
Oh, my aching head and twisted nose, back then.

Kami
OK, I posted "My Pussy Cat" on my FB. We'll see soon.

Penny Lane
OMG's came from my 34 year old male stepson and 60 year old female lifelong friend.
Probably they weren't offended just surprised at my posting them.
I usually save those kind of ditties for singing in person and upclose.

Bren said...

@30,

thanks for the tip, I'll try it next time...makes sense.

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

OMG!!! You scared me (not kidding)

DreamerKind said...

30
Now I am teasing you, but what kind of hole has milk?

olivia said...

Take care y'all, may try to check in later.
Work to do, papers to read.
Hugs

DreamerKind said...

Olivia
See you later. Mark lots of papers with an "A". That makes them better.

30 said...

Oh DK..

If I answered that I would be a Total PERV LOL

real pr pro said...

OpyTaylor
Wow -- I am really flattered by your suggestion. Do you habe any specific topic in mind?
And to everyone else who has been so welcoming -- thanks for the kind words. You are a terrific group of bright and sharp individuals -- and you clearly understand that being a fan is a part of life, not a subsitute for it.

DreamerKind said...

Syd & Tracy
Where are you two? Kind of suspicious that you both haven't been around today, isn't it?

This is the time we usually see you here.

Who knows where Tracy's shed is located?

Wooing?

30 said...

DK It doesn't feel the same without them right? Maybe there ma at us? LOL

DreamerKind said...

30
Is the total part you object to being as a PERV, or what? At least, I hope you laughed as much as I did?

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

hello DK I gleaned thru and saw you had incured an injury? are you on the mend? Where is everyone?

DreamerKind said...

real pr pro
Hello from me also!

Read your comments and feel like saying again to the doubters:

We told you so, so many times.

You can go directly to OpyTaylor's blog by clicking on his name on that post and you'll find it.

Great idea. Thanks for sharing with us.

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

howdy 30... I was looking at the posts of the shows of many moons ago those were great daze ...

Kami said...

LOL Susan, that red nosed middle aged man does sound funny now..all they had on "Slam Bang Theater" was a huge alarm clock lol.

RealPro...hope you don't mind I shortened it...I am just so glad you posted when you did, your timing was perfect and your explanation was spot on. Like I said earlier, please don't go back to a silent lurker, your opinions will be greatly appreciated.

30 said...

DK I want to add you to my FB, but I don't want to leave my real name or email here. (crazies lurk and all) Any ideas?

Do you play farmville? I LOVE that fb game. :)

Rose said...

Real PR Pro- "being a fan is a part of life, not a substitute for it."

LOVE it!
Thanks <3

30 said...

DK believe it or not.. I am shy. Not to pervy LOL give me a drink or to maybe then!

DreamerKind said...

30
It does feel strange and it is quiet. People insist on maintaining some kind of dining and sleeping schedules, in spite of us needing them here.

Boogie
Old story now, but I love to tell it over and over.

Danced all night, until my ligament tore off and a piece of ankle bone eloped with it.

Doc doesn't know if they will get married or if I'll need a shotgun wedding (surgery) to bring us back together again.

Thanks for asking, Steph.

30 said...

Boogie with Stew

Love your avi! Makes me want a glass of wine now :)

DreamerKind said...

30
Click on my DreamerKind moniker (any one will do)-see my email link-send me a private message PM and I'll respond to your FB info.

We can get away with a lot, after that is accomplished with no one the wiser.

gwen said...

Hi All!

This is getting better everyday. Love the pics. Cant help gigling like an idiot here,lol. Sorry cant twirl w/ you Rose, it is enough that i have this big smile in my face and my friend here looks at me like i am going crazy,ha ha.

What a great treat to start a day, being happy for others. Gotta run along now, im so late. Just cant stop peeking what's up and this is what i get ;)

@honey: really cute (sarcastic)... but youre getting boring everyday, same shit. Guess you have no more reason ha? and wipe that foam on your face, its gross, ewww...

30 said...

DK I tried that. My email isn't hooked up threw IE and it wont work. :( Says operation unavailable.

DreamerKind said...

30
Wine can be had around my place. Want some or do you have your own?

DreamerKind said...

30
OK, my email address on Roseland is a public one and available to all.

Let's make this simple-you use your own private email to send me your FB info.

Email me at dreamerkindall@gmail.com

Can do?

DreamerKind said...

gwen!

Poof, she's gone again!

DreamerKind said...

Rose
Did you finally hear from our missing friends?

30 said...

Just sent you a email DK :)

DreamerKind said...

30
I'm off to read it and write you back.

Take over here for a minute, ok?

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

Thanks 30...this was drunk in Heidelberg Germany 2009, its a beer, called a Rattler...beer and lemon selzter very yummy

Rose said...

No, DK... I'm thinking email isn't working at the moment :(

If Smitty or Syd show up...
I MISS YOU!

DreamerKind said...

Rose
They can't go very long without you Rose, and they always ask about you when they visit here, wondering where you are. Good friends I'm thinking.

Maybe later tonight.

30 said...

Boogie.. Just the name the Rattler makes me think I would be VERY tipsy off of it. LOL

DreamerKind said...

Rose
Didn't Syd leave you a comment on yesterday's blog? Thought he did.

DreamerKind said...

30
No email rec'd yet. Still waiting.

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

Dk I e-mailed you as well, and I only drank 2 30... you know those cobble stone streets are very tricky when you've had some alcohol..lol

Rose said...

DK- Smitty left a comment to me yesterday... but it was hours later that I saw it, so I didn't get a chance to respond.
:(

30 said...

DK I sent it again just in case.


Slow in here today. How dare everyone have lives outside of Roseland! LOL

30 said...

Oh Rose. I refreshed and that gorges banner was there! love it! They are so young in that one.

jentoo said...

Hey Yall! The crazy hubby is off tonight & just informed me that a friend is coming over to watch the game with him. After a REALLY quick straightening of the house(don't ya just love unexpected company?), I have a bit of time to kill:)

DK...thanks for the shoutout earlier today. Very sweet of you:)

30 said...

Hi jentoo!

DK is awesome isn't she :) Such a nice welcoming person.

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

Smitty Gruff Syd Tracy hello are you out there?

Anonymous said...

I've posted a couple of times then wimped out and I'm not that in real life. Bren: Saw your Better Than Sex cake recipe. I make a slightly different version with heath bars but both get the same results I'm sure, moaning and exclamations! It is aptly named!

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

hello jentoo I love last minute by the way..

jentoo said...

30...yes, indeed! DK is a sweetheart!

Boogie with Stew...I heard him on the phone asking the guy & I was like WTF?! A little notice would be nice!...lol But at least now I can retreat to my room and not feel bad about leaving him alone to watch the game!

DreamerKind said...

30
Got your email in the spam folder, girl. I need to change my settings.

Boogie
Yours did not come thru yet.

jentoo & lacey8
We need you here to sparkle it up some more.

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

great time to catch up in Roseland or watch chick flicks.. DK she's been dubbed the official greeter and adopter of all...:) big smile

DreamerKind said...

Rose
Maybe Marlen being here brought the blog some trouble and so to others.

I've had some weird effects earlier today and had to refresh and clean up my comp.

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...
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Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

ditto DK now you mentioned it I thought it was my computer but I have been having issues ever since I got here? weird?

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Rose, when i looked at the pix of the happy couple on robsessed this morning at work, i said , oh boy can't wait to read ur blog this afternoon and you did not disappoint!!!!
PR pro...u could not have come at a better time..i have just started blogging after lurking around for about 3 months. i warn you, once you start you may not be able to stop!!!your comments r greatly appreciated.
Honey...you can say what u will but a picture is worth a thousand words...no words need to be said...a 5 year old could look at those pix from last night and see what the truth is..they are in love, there is no friction between them, obviously Robs "drinking" is not a problem for them but i can tell you that im 54 and ive been through alot but i would probably drink if I were in the situation they are going through.I take my hat off to both of them.
Good night to All..long day..

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

Cheers to the super RN gas passer that's a great name lmao

FanFicCrazy said...

@Honey, you posted one pic of them eating.. Why not post the rest.. Cause they look happy huh? http://twitpic.com/2wuhpm/full

@SueBee perfect quote for Honey..

Opy, what's your blog? I would love to read.

DreamerKind said...

Boogie
Got your info. and now you can delete that comment to remain private, if you'd like.

jen said...

UGH, I couldn't get online today at work unfortunately.

but.....but.....but.....

O. M. G. The most EPIC post ever by Effing Rose SEE.

Seriously, you basically made me almost wet my pants right now cause you basically exposed the hyena logic right now, courtesy of their very own Moses PR leader.

That wassssss amazing......

It's true, I love how they "predict" a photo op in LA.

Yeah, that was REAL hard to predict at this point, huh?

They're out folks, this summer was their nonverbal coming out party. Deal with it.

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

10-4 and now that shows how long ago we used those CB radio's lol

jen said...

and ps: I love how Jenn B says who the hell cares, only to be the first to post like an eager beaver! Classic~ lol

DreamerKind said...

30
There are two of you on FB? Do you live in NH?

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

Athens GA

30 said...
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30 said...

DK I am the one in the pic alone. The first one :) black and gray top.

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

Ok ladies hate to be a party pooper but got to hit the sheets hope to see you here tomorrow nite same time same bat channel.. (( hugs)) gn

jentoo said...

Sweet dreams, Boogie with Stew:)

Boogie with Stew aka MJ said...

tx u zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz same to everyone

Anonymous said...

DreamerKind

Thank You! Are the majority of people here southern? I remember a long discussion about sweet tea one day.

Lacey

jentoo said...

lacey8....I was born and raised in Texas and now live in Louisiana. So I guess I'm pretty southern...lol

DreamerKind said...

Boogie
Nite. See you soon.

DreamerKind said...

lacey8
I live in the Midwest-Chicago but have also lived in Minnesota, Virginia, Washington in my rambles.
Almost moved to LA a few years ago.

jentoo said...

Actually, hubby was in the navy for 8 years and we moved from Texas to Florida to South Carolina to Maine to Connecticut, and then back down to Louisiana when he got out...but I've always remained 'southern', I think.

DreamerKind said...

jentoo
Lots of neat places you both lived. Love Louisiana!

Anonymous said...

jentoo

Me also. I was born and raised in tennessee, still here. I was in Boston a while ago and asked for sweet tea. The waitress laughed and said no. We have raspberry tea. She may have been laughing at my accent. They love to make us talk! Anyway, they had this raspberry tea everywhere in the north. Why?

Lacey

Kami said...

Jentoo I too was born and raised most of my life in Texas...been living one year in Kansas and I refuse to be anything other than Southern. Kami

jentoo said...

DK...it was fun to live so many different places. I think Maine was my fave....it was so pretty. We lived in a tiny little town called Kittery, where I would actually walk to the Post Office and stores.

real pr pro said...

Live in PA, work in NYC

jentoo said...

Kami...what part of Texas are you from? I lived in Southeast Texas for most of my young life.

Kami said...

West Texas, the Permian Basin Odessa/Midland area

jentoo said...

Kami....wasn't Odessa Permian a really good football team? For some reason that name makes me think of highschool football.

changing said...

I've been mostly lurking for a few months now, but I'm from Ontario, Canada.

jentoo said...

real pr pro....I'd love to visit NYC. We drove through once, but never stopped to visit. My son got to go twice with his highschool drama group before he graduated. He loved it!

Anonymous said...

Dreamerkind,

I have to fly to Chicago with my boss for work. The actual seminar is in Barrington? Are you familiar with it? I haven't been to Chicago since I was 19 with my boyfriend. That was several years ago.

DreamerKind said...

lovesit
Welcome our dear Canadian neighbor!

Pal said...

So I'm visiting with a bunch of southern belles it sounds like. I haven't seen any of you put any y'all's in your comments.

I have a friend who lives in Georgia. Whenever I visit I have a hard time getting used to the accents. And southern ladies seem a bit more refined. Of course, my friend associates with the country club group so that might be the reason.

P

DreamerKind said...

lacey
Barrington is very lovely and affluent. I was going to move there until I chose downtown Chicago.

jentoo said...

Penny Lane....I'm only refined when I need to be...lol! I find that being unrefined is so much more fun!

DreamerKind said...

30
Still here?

SueBee said...

I'm a Yankee. (Ohio Girl)

I lived in Norfolk, Va for 5 years and I'll never go back there.

I love the South--just not there. LOL

Pal said...

I love to visit the south. Its very pretty and the weather is much nicer than Michigan, but i think I would miss the seasonal change. I wouldn't miss all the snow. I just need a little at Christmas and then I'm good.

jentoo said...

Suebee....everyone told us we were lucky we never got stationed at Norfolk...lol!

DreamerKind said...

jentoo
I'd like to visit NYC, too.

SueBee
No Tracy yet. All is well? And Rose was looking for Syd & Co.

Pal said...

Kami,

Are you still here?


How do you feel about Mr. Obvious from Bob and Tom?

jentoo said...

Penny Lane...I was just telling one of my friends from Maine that I miss the seasons...especially the beautiful fall colors. I used to go on walks just to take pics of the different colored leaves to send to my parents.

SueBee said...

Jentoo

I absolutely agree with everyone who told you that. That place was just sucktacular!

SueBee said...

DK

I haven't heard anything from her and I've sent a message.

Chances are she is really busy with her daughter's soccer stuff.

Pal said...

Sue,


So what is the problem with Norfolk? Its a naval base isn't it? I've heard through friends that Virginia school system is somewhat lacking. I don't know if that is true.

Williamsburg is wonderful but, of course, it has the college right there which helps.

Pal said...

Jentoo,

The leaves are really changing right now. I'm planning a trip up north this weekend because I think this is prime color time. I have a lot of oaks on my property and they aren't very colorful plus they hold on to their leaves until the very end. A lot of years the first snow comes before we can get the raking done.

Bren said...

@ Lacey 8,

Heath bars huh? I love Heath's--you're talking about crushed on top, or somewhere else?

I have a friend who uses white cake, butterscotch pudding and butterscotch morsels,claims it tastes like a sundae...

@ Jentoo,

Are you anywhere near Baton Rouge?
(I'm sorry if you said---too many posts to read)....just saying cuz our favorite couple will be done there--isn't it next week??

SueBee said...

Williamsburg is quite nice. I really enjoy the pottery that is made there.

As for Norfolk, I'll just say it wasn't for me.

Bren said...

I can't spell today--I meant down there...

jentoo said...

Bren...We live in a tiny little town a little ways north of Baton Rouge. We 'go to town' (BR) when we need to go to a mall or movie or to have a baby in a good hospital...you know, the important things in life...lol

Melinda said...

Hey Ladies-

Watching DWTS so I thought I'd pop in.

Catching up with the convo- I am a born and raised Florida girl.

Visited Norfolk b/c that's where and aunt and uncle lived. Kinda boring if I remember correctly.


Real PR- where in PA do you live? How long does it take to get into the city for you?

real pr pro said...

Melinda -- I live in Bucks County, near an area where Oscar Hammerstein, Dorothy Parker and James Michener all had country houses in the 1940s,so its still very much of an artist community. Takes me 2hrs 15 minutes door to door, taking the train. My office is a block from ground zero.

*I*Believe* said...

I'm late getting here but am just thrilled to see the pictures! I am so happy that they're happy....oh...and I always BELIEVED!

SueBee said...

For everyone worried about Tracy--she is okay. Thankfully, she was just catching up on her sleep! :o)

Pal said...

I must say goodnight to y'all.


It was nice to have some newer additions to the chat. I'm glad you've all come out of lurkdom. This was a rather mellow night tho. Make sure you join in the raunchier discussions too.

P

Anonymous said...

Bren,
After getting cake out of the oven, I poke holes in it, pour caramel ice cream topping and hot fudge topping on top. Let it cool, put coolwhip on, then crushed heath bars.

BronteBT said...

Gosh, these pics gave me the hugest grin.. I don't see how people can look at them and somehow think that that is PR.. I know they're both actors and fab ones at that but that sort of emotion can't be faked.. They're both entirely too happy for that to be PR and no-one can say that Rob hates her and can't wait to get away from her, coz he looks pretty darn smiley from where I'm sitting.. I didn't see him looking disgusted once Kristen touched him, but hey.. I guess with some people once you believe something, that's all you see.. and that's sad bcoz personally I am SO excited and happy that they are both happy.. So others can believe that it's all PR and they actually hate each other and they're actually both gay, but I know that they are completely smitten with each other..

Love your posts and I actually love the haters too, bcoz their foaming makes me laugh.. alot! :)

jentoo said...

Night, Penny Lane. Sweet dreams:)

Kami said...
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Kami said...

Jentoo sorry it took me a while to answer was on the phone with my hubby.

Yes, the Permian Panthers "Mojo" were an amazing football team..The Movie.."Friday Night Lights" was about them. My brother went to school there.

Leslie said...

Hi Everybody!
Looks like I'm late to the party. Love the pictures! Who could disbute their love now? (unless u think it's not real unless u can look delirously happy while chewing)

jentoo said...

Kami....I guess that's why it rang a bell. Do you know what class they are...3A, 4A or 5A?

DreamerKind said...

SueBee
Thanks. I'll be back later on...

Kami said...

Penny, LOVE Mr. Obvious..my husband's favorite one was about the sump pump...lol

Kami said...

they are 5A

jentoo said...

Kami...Only asking because I have a vague memory of going to either a playoff or state championship game where they played many years ago.

Kami said...

Melinda,what did you think about "Dancing with the Stars" tonight?

Bren said...

@Lacey 8,

Sounds delish, I'll try that, thanks...I usually pour cherry liquid jello into the cake I poke holes into--then frost with cool whip...totally refreshing...

I hope we're not boring everyone with the recipes...

Kami said...

Yeah, if you go past their school in Odessa, you can see like 50 state titles in various sports, but the only one that matters I in truth is Football. Lol

I was so looking forward to going their when I reached High School but we moved to a tiny town close to Sweetwater.

Anonymous said...

Leslie,
LOL...You're right! It's difficult to be romantic AND look happy WHILE chewing!

jentoo said...

I did most of my growing up in Port Arthur, right on the border of La, but also lived in Houston and Beaumont. I think our highschool must have played them in a playoff game in the big 80's. Geez I'm old!

Anonymous said...

Bren,
There are LOTS of vaiations with a Better Than Sex cake, right? I'm trying yours also and it would cut down on calories, Thanks!

Leslie said...

That cake sounds wonderful. I may have to try it even though I'm not great with baking.

Kami said...

shhhh Jentoo...no you aren't (cause if you are I am) (old that is) My husband almost took a job in Port Arthur last year rather than here in Kansas..not sure I'd like living on the coast

Kami said...

Bren, never fear we all exchange Recipes on here...I saved that one today..k night y'all see you tomorrow I hope.

jentoo said...

lacey8...We used to make one where you use a white cake mix, let it cool, poke holes, then pour a can of coco lopez over it, then cool whip,then frozen fresh coconut...not the dried kind. Some peeps also add pineapple and call it a Pina Coloda cake. It's yummy!

jentoo said...

Kami...There's always those pesky hurricanes to deal with on the coast. Sweet dreams:)

Melinda said...

Okay staying in lurking mode to watch Castle now...

Anonymous said...

Jentoo..That sounds sooo good! Definitely doing that one! OK, this is making me hungry and I try not to eat this time of night! I don't bake a lot except special occasions, holidays coming up. Pumpkin pies I have never conquered, so I've given up.

jentoo said...

Here's an easy one that tastes like it wasn't that easy...prepare a yellow cake mix, mix 1 can of german chocolate frosting( or caramel coconut) into the actual cake mix, bake in a bundt cake pan, turn out onto your cake dish. Then, get a can of chocolate icing, remove the foil and heat in the microwave until it's at pouring consistency, and pour over your bundt cake. I know it sounds weird because of all the canned icing, but it's really good. It's best when served still warm.

DreamerKind said...

What? No one lingers here?

I leave to dine on scrambled eggs and buttered potatoes and now with a nice glass of vino, no one is here to share some conversation?

If so, I'll have to post a song or two but I'll wait a few minutes, if you'd like to chat with me.

DreamerKind said...

For Julian and Sean Lennon

"Beautiful Boy"

John Lennon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uldu_1-JCJE

DreamerKind said...

Lurkers whom I call lingerers, break in anytime, welcome to Roseland.

For Kristen La Stewart:

"Cookin" (In the Kitchen of Love)
John Lennon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw6blSUlj-o&feature=related

DreamerKind said...

For Robert El Pattinson:

"Dream Lover" Bobby Darin

And we're celebrating everyday, because you found her!

Here and now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imI5YMU53HE

DreamerKind said...

Come on, you late nighters, who are working or can't sleep or perchance are on the other side of the world, make me happy and say, hello.

DreamerKind said...

"If I Ruled The World"
Tom Jones

He makes no bones about it, he would make you happy.

Listen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD9Z_Ma_0ZE&feature=related

Kelly said...

Hey Rose! Geez, the things I miss when I stay the heck away from my computer for a few days! You are my second stop after my e-mails tonight, and I just had to tell you how much I loved your post for today, I'm still wiping at the tears, you make me happy with your words. I love your words and wit, you just say it like it is, but damn it if you don't say it the best! I love these pictures of Rob and Kristen, they look so happy and I'm glad they can still laugh and have fun even when the paps stick the camera's in their faces. We don't get to see that very often, so I think it's pretty special. (I mean the smiling around the intrusive paps) I wish the paps wouldn't follow their every move, (ya, that'll stop about the time pigs fly) but I sure love seeing these pictures because they are obviously happy, laughing, and having a good time. Oh ya, and TOGETHER! See, I would also like to donate to the rabies vaccinations fund, it's such a scary epidemic. I also have to mention the Google tribute to John Lennon; was that beautiful or what? Loved yesterday's post as well, (of course) those pictures of Robert are definately drool worthy, what a sexy man. Well, love to you Rose, I hope you have a good day.

DreamerKind said...

Former Hyenas and Nonstens-

Welcome, we will answer the door for you, if you join the Smartstens at Roseland:

"Don't Answer the Door"
B.B. King-1967

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlh9X79wQvw

DreamerKind said...

Kelly

I know that I am not Rose but I am lonely here, how are you tonight?

DreamerKind said...

For those of us who now know better, than when we didn't:

"Don't Give Up On Me"
Solomon Burke


A new chance is possible here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlh9X79wQvw

DreamerKind said...

Cool info for you:

Did you know that Samuel Adams Summer Ale is still excellent in October? Well, it is.

And I tonight I served it in a huge burgundy/cabernet wine glass to great effect. (You be the judge of what effect, please.)

gwen said...

so im guts tell me right. Someones calling me.

Hello DK! How's the ankle? Just got back from my break. How are you?

DreamerKind said...

gwen

You have esp and yes, I've been waiting for you.

Ankle is good and tomorrow I'll see that bone doc and tell him what's what, eh?

DreamerKind said...

Not that I can do this right now (or yes I can), but maybe you would for sure:

"Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw"
Jimmy Buffett

See the levels to which I have sunk without company to chat tonight?

The Master will tell you how:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL9O0B0gzZE

gwen said...

no just gut feel. Thats great you can go back to your normal routine then.

I guess youre the last woman left standing ha?

DreamerKind said...

gwen

Well, are you standing or sitting like me?

wig4usc said...

Honey - really? That's your proof? That backs TomStu more than the mountain pointing to Rob and Kristen. Now I know for certain you're just full of it and doing this for the affect.

I hate how the pics are here, knowing they stick the camera in the window, but I can't lie and say I wasn't happy when I saw them smiling!

I you Roseland girls, you make my day!

DreamerKind said...

wig
You never write me back! Why?

DreamerKind said...

Caroline
I know you are at work, aren't you?

LJ/Liza
Wake up, you cute bug it's almost 7am in Manchester. I've made scrambled eggs for you, but eaten them. Sorry.

gwen said...

actually im sitting right now, multi-tasking then my boss just saw me(im in mobile so she thought i was texting) lol

DreamerKind said...

gwen
It is always a game of supervisor and employee or rather cat and mouse! The mouse is the winner, usually.

Anonymous said...

DK I thought you said ksocks :D

Kami, ah found out another location. Texas, is it hot in Texas? I'm from the UK, only place I can go is Selfridges, well that's where I've seen a sushi bar. Does the name of the place scare you, where you could go?? Bubba's something or other xD

Melinda, same here. I'm kind of thinking I may not like it from my mom's description.

DreamerKind said...

LJ

How come crumpets don't get browned or crisp in a toaster? I tried, over and over, with soggy results. Is that for the moist application of jams to accomplish a good result?

gwen said...

actually im bored, doing someone else's work :)

so i just drop by to see what's up then i see you my nocturnal friend ;)

DreamerKind said...

ksrocks

I haven't forgotten the Barnes thing, and know you are in England and going to school, lord knows why.

Can you answer the crumpets question, hon?

DreamerKind said...

gwen

I think that you love very emotional and loving music. What singer moves you?

DreamerKind said...

gwen
You cannot be bored doing other people's work, you must be smug about it and superior in your mind. They aren't there to defend themselves nor to do their work-so there!

DreamerKind said...

My fingers fly like lightning in the sky,
Wonder why?
I do.

gwen said...

you bet, the mouse always wins and the cat didnt even know it, lol. I thought there would be games today, well i'll check next time. And the recipes makes me hungry. Im not so into cooking, but i can cook/bake, only i most love eating, lol

DreamerKind said...

gwen
Post us some Fillipino recipes, please!

gwen said...

i love music well except for rock or rap. So not into them. I think my ears hurt listening to them.

DreamerKind said...

From the Cat, now someone else, and aren't we all?

"Morning Has Broken" Cat Stevens


Utterly beautiful, and best you listen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0TInLOJuUM&feature=related

DreamerKind said...

gwen
Want some really sweet long song now?

DreamerKind said...

Well, it's not that long but is so sweet. Just the ballet from:

"An American In Paris" George Gershwin (1928)

Dancing-Leslie Caron and Gene Kelly 1951
Music performed by MGM Studio Orchestra

Smoldering to watch, copy and paste here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka6jvQgwowU

gwen said...

DK

Ill post it later. Have u tried 'adobo'? I remember u had a filipino friend. I'll get back to u later, i have some minor detail to attend to.

DreamerKind said...

"All alone am I, ever since your goodbye, all alone with just a bit of my heart."

Brenda Lee nails "All Alone Am I" way back in 1960, so she knew something!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqcUSUw_rfU

DreamerKind said...

gwen
Only had adobo seasoning for Mexican food-so educate me.

And I love those fried banana things. Need help with it all.

gwen said...

DK
Adobo recipe

1/2 kilo pork cut in cubes + 1/2 kilo chicken, cut
into pieces or
choice of either 1 kilo of pork or 1 kilo of chicken
1 head garlic, minced
1/2 yellow onion, diced
1/2 cup soy sauce
1 cup vinegar
2 cups of water
1 teaspoon paprika
5 laurel leaves (bay leaves)
4 tablespoons of cooking oil or olive oil
2 tablespoons cornstarch
Salt and pepper to taste
3 tablespoons water

Adobo Cooking Instructions:
In a big sauce pan or wok, heat 2 tablespoons of
oil then sauté the minced garlic and onions.
Add the pork and chicken to the pan. Add 2 cups
of water, 1/4 cup of soy sauce, vinegar, paprika
and the bay leaves. Bring to a boil. Cover and
simmer for 30 minutes or when meat is tender.
Remove the pork and chicken from the sauce pan
and on another pan, heat cooking oil and brown
the pork and chicken for a few minutes.
Mix the browned pork and chicken back to the
sauce and add cornstarch dissolved in water to
thicken.
Add salt and/or pepper if desired
Bring to a boil then simmer for an additional 5
minutes.
Serve hot with the adobo gravy and rice.

Adobo Cooking Tips:
You have the option to add crushed ginger to the
onions and garlic when sautéing. Ginger adds a
unique flavor to your pork/chicken adobo.

Now you make me hungry, lol

gwen said...

what fried banana? Is it deep fried and crunchy?

DreamerKind said...

A song for Syd:

"Any Place I Hang My Hat Is Home"
Harold Arlen/Barbra Streisand


They don't make this kind of music but here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUHws-hqkak

DreamerKind said...

gwen
Thanks so much, I am hungry, too. Sounds delicious.

Yes, crispy and crunchy, platanos?

DreamerKind said...

gwen

Plaintains?

gwen said...

i only know of banana chips

DreamerKind said...

Whatever you know, that's the best, my dear.

gwen said...

ok i have a dessert i know. Wait i'll post it

DreamerKind said...

For Rose:

"Only A Rose"
Mario Lanza/Judith Raskin 1959


Rose brings along a smile and a song, for everyone here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8O3b957mQw

gwen said...

DK heres it is. I dont know if graham crackers are available in your area but any chocolate baked crackers would do. And the manggoes should be ripe and sweet.

Manggo supreme

Ingredients:
1 kilo Mango, peeled, thinly
sliced
1 can condense milk
1 pack graham crackers
2 packs All-Purpose Cream
How to prepare.

1. Beat condensed milk and
all-purpose cream
2. In square bowl, pile graham
crackers, put mixture, sliced
mango. Repeat the piling until
the desired thickness.
3. Chill.

Enjoy

gwen said...

you can substitute mango with any fruit. Try it with fruit cocktails also. Now im really hungry

DreamerKind said...

gwen
Of course we have graham crackers here or something like them created in their honor, in a vast laboratory.

Remember, better living through chemistry? Monsanto Envirochem, was the advertiser. We benefit from such advanced and unnatural chemical discoveries.

(Slap my hand, I should know better than to say so.)

DreamerKind said...

gwen
OK, to substitute, got it. What's the matter, can't you eat on the job, like us?

gwen said...

well its allowed but i want to get out of this office. Its my coffee break anyway in about 5min :)

im craving for pizza, yummy!

DreamerKind said...

gwen
Sigh, I need to go to bed, against my wishes, so I can get up and do what I already said I would.

I love the night life, I like to boogie.....

Sweet to have shared this early morning with all of you.

How many of you, think that I should be on an all-night radio show?

If so, refer me to your local stations.

Truly, I have a sexy, not-old-lady voice, for real. Even deeper and more melodic than the Potato Lady's from the Leno show.

And about now, it's looking like I may need some cash paying job.

DreamerKind said...

Jimmy Durante, Mrs. Calabash and I saying goodnight:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWN97q7xtDE

gwen said...

lol so you wanna disco on me now.

That potato lady is hillarious.

Sleep now DK. Have a happy sleep. I'll try to come back tom.

gwen said...

DK, hope you catch this

Louis Armstrong 'What A Wonderful World'

www.m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&client=mv-google&hl=en&rl=yes&v=EVG80vqVfSA

Cate said...

Good Morning Roseland!

First things first:

ROSE:

This post….Total Wayne and Garth moment!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FucbvoFFy0&feature=related

I am not worthy…you rocked it hardcore on this one!

DK, *Hugs* you’re not alone. Always here in spirit.

Susan, (Big shit eatin’ grin) waking up to a new chronicle is like being a kid on Christmas morning. You just can’t wait to rip that sucker open to see what’s inside. Loved it!

Tracy, I hope today your world is filled with sunshine. For all the right reasons, but also because I’m a selfish bastard and want you to come out and play :) I miss you.

To the trolls: Because you seem to keep missing all of the signs…

You may play around the playground, but the equipment is the sole property of Rob & Kristen. Please be good little hyena’s and GET OFF THEIR DICK!

To everyone else A-Z, have a fucking fabulous day. You guys can twirl like nobody’s business.

*Hugs*

Cate

Melinda said...

Morning everyone who shows up after me.

Hope everyone has a great day. Will check in later.


Tracy and Elaine-

missed you ladies yesterday. Hope everything is ok with you.

Kay said...

Rose - awesome post today, as always. I love it when you take off your rose colored glasses and use your big stick to poke the hyenas. I do feel guilty that they are pap pictures, but I really love to see happy, smiling Rob and Kristen together. I am so glad they have each other (and Tom, too) in this crazy world.

Cate - you are always so sweet and eloquent in these early mornings..have a great day. :)


I hope you all have a wonderful, sassy Tuesday Roseland!!

Kami said...

Dreamer...you certainly SHOULD be a late night DJ...I was planning on suggesting it to you before you ask....lol I think you'd be amazing. Good luck at the doctor today!

Kstewrocks: YES Texas is Extremely hot, especially in the Summer temps of 110+. It can get extremely cold in the winter below zero, but it usually lasts for a day or two at a time then usually stays in the
60s...In 2006 I remember going to my husband's grandmother's funeral, she passed away on New Years, and temps reached the 90s. In the part of the state I am from it's a dry heat, so it's tolerable.

30 said...

Hi all! Just wanted to fore warn you all that I am sure the crazies will be out in force today, the reason being is Ted C latest comment on R and K and "PR" He or at least in there mind insinuates this. Once again the crazies are all over it, being delusional and all.


Dear Ted:
Edward and Bella are going to last forever if Stephanie sticks to her word, but Robsten, I'm not that sure. How much time do you give them? I think they look great together!
—Ang

Dear Curiosity Killed the Vamp:
Those two are about as easy to get through as the books were. Who knows and who dares to question that ticking love bomb. As long as they are snugglin' and smilin' (and snarlin', too), we know they'll make it at least through Breaking Dawn. Otherwise, no one will break their bank to see the flick.

Kami said...

30...I saw your post and I'm not shocked by Ted's cattiness.he and people like him are not happy unless they are denying that Kristen and Rob are together and I have to say that I find that really sad. I loved what RealPrPro said yesterday: "Being a fan is part of life not a substitute for it."

Ted talks about Rob and Kristen staying together through Breaking Dawn...for pr...However it seems to me that the people getting the most mileage out of Rob and Kristen's relationship are people like Ted. They depend upon people running to their site to find out their take on "Robsten". They are the ones who are using them for personal gain, not big bad evil Summit...I wish they'd get over it.

Hope said...

30. Hello

WTF!!!!! That dum dum Ted cannot have it both ways !!! Who is he to say that?? !!!!

Kami said...

Hope.. I think.Ted has multiple personalities...kinda like Honey...imagine the fights going on in his head.

Hope said...

Kami..hi

I am sorry but that comment by dumbass Ted makes me mad. He is loving Kristen and Rob and then turns around and stabs them in the back...or bank account.

Well...Rose knows...maybe she will say something to calm my nerves...lol

Anonymous said...

DK, fraid I can't answer that. I don't know. I don't eat crumpets. I don't toast them at least. My Mom does for me on a rare occasion. Sorry.

I'm not in school either. Past that. I'm in college. It's a step up from school. Next for me is uni.

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