Rob and Kristen- DING DONG PR IS DEAD!

TOO FUCKING CUTE.

I mean...

There is just so much cute about this picture.

1) Rob and Kristen are laughing.

It's so damn nice to see them laughing.

2) Kristen's hand is on Rob's thigh.

Robert's hand is holding on to hers.

3) Did I mention how fucking cute this picture is?

See...

Here's the BIG difference between people who love 

Robert and Kristen together...

And HYENAS.

(Sorry... Hyenas are biting and howling... Hard to ignore)

Where *I* am happy because Rob and Kristen are laughing and giggling...

Hyenas are all pissed off and foaming.

I love seeing them spending time with each other...

Hyenas just spend time ripping Kristen apart

Making excuses as to why they are together.

This is the part where I should just ignore the Hyenas.

Because they are seriously chasing their fucking tails

and trying to rationalize their irrational thoughts.

It's not working.

They know it's not working.

They know they are just going around in circles...

Trying to get something that is always just out of reach.

And I should just be happy with scoffing and giggling at them.

Doing my twisting and twirling

(that pisses them off)

And be done with it.

But.

Not today.

It's just too good to pass up.

Heh.

So...

Rob and Kristen are FORCED to hang out together.

First they look miserable together (ALL THE TIME).

Then when they are smiling...

It's because SUMMIT reads the blogs/boards/Twitter

and told them to fucking SMILE OR ELSE!

Rob is pushing Kristen's hand off his thigh...

or Kristen is just all touchy with everyone she meets.

Thomas is always there... HOW ROMANTIC!

Wait...

Kristen was REALLY on a date with Tom!

No...

Rob was really on a date with Tom!

Wait....

It's all just predictable PR!!!

SUMMIT is making Rob and Kristen go out together

to promote a movie that hasn't been made!

WOW!

It's always important to do PR over a year in advance

of when a movie comes out!!

Unless...

I know someone in the 'BUSINESS' I really do...

And they say this is all PR!!!

REALLY I FUCKING KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE!

Of course...

Kristen's "TEAM" is making everyone do this to 

help her tarnished image.

It has roped Robert and Thomas into hanging around with Kristen.

Because no one cares about her otherwise.

And we all know that Robert, Kristen and now Thomas

have signed away their lives to a movie studio!

YES!!!

That makes the MOST sense!

Now we will always have PR to back us up!

No matter what happens...

PR is the explanation!

IT IS!!!

We all KNEW that this would happen.

We knew this WEEKS ago!

(we had to protect ourselves when it happened, right?)

 Kristen is a famewhore.

Robert is just locked into a contract that he can't WAIT to get out of!

It's OBVIOUS he can't stand Kristen.

KRISTEN IS GAY!!!
PING PING PING GOES THE GAYDAR!

Rob is so nice to beard for her for years and years.

Or

Rob is so nice to PRETEND to be with Kristen

for the sake of a movie.

A FUCKING MOVIE!

I mean...

Who wouldn't fucking give up years of their life

to promote a movie that needs little promoting?

Sure sure...

Robert Fucking Pattinson

has decided to not have any kind of REAL relationship with a girl...

He's decided to forgo any romance and love

for the sake of a FUCKING movie.

That's right!

The most eligible gorgeous man on the face of the earth

is willing to FAKE it because some movie studio told him to!

Of course!!

*whew*

That was exhausting.

Truly.

How do they keep this up day after day?

How do they say these things with a straight face?

There is some bitter angry foaming going on right now.

Seriously.

Steer clear of the foam.

STAY AWAY FROM THE FOAM.

I have a feeling if it comes in contact with any body part

It will fucking BURN.

If a hyena whines in the woods and nobody hears it...

Does it make a sound?

A) Robert and Kristen are together because they WANT to be.

The only thing that makes them miserable is the paps who

chase and harass them and say rude things.

B) Take a good look at those pictures.

Hand on thigh.

Big smiles.

Arms linked.

And let's not forget...

HAPPY.

Kristen was all kinds of glowing on Leno.

(No, not pregnancy glowing... sheesh)

She's happy.

Robert's happy.

They are happy TOGETHER.

(if I had a dime for every time I wrote TOGETHER

I might have enough money to pay for rabies shots for the Hyenas)

C) How can you not look at these pictures and smile?

HOW?

If you can't smile... and enjoy the happy...

I feel sorry for you.

If looking at these pictures makes you all angry

and shouty

and bitter

and irrational...

Well...

I feel sorry for you.

"Jealousy is all the fun you think they had."

Indeed.

This post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *D*

T for TRUTH.

It's looking you right in the face

See it.

Believe it.

D for

DING DONG PR IS DEAD!

As a Blogger I must admit, I thoroughly examined it.
And it's not only merely dead, it's really most sincerely dead.

Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked PR at last is dead!

*Munchkin Twirl*

Bye for now

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