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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Get Used To It


Well... here you go.
Robert and Kristen 
Together last night.

And guess what the running commentary is?
Anyone?

"Looks like PR for BD is up and running!"

"They always look SO miserable when they are together!"

"Why can't they just smile for the camera?"

"Oh Rob is trying to block Kristen from the Paps"

"Rob is NOT trying to protect Kristen from the Paps!"

Sometimes all you hear is

BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH.


You see Robert's face in this picture?

GET USED TO IT... OK?

He doesn't fucking like the paparazzi.
He's not going to smile for them.
He's not going to PERFORM for them.
He's going to walk from point A to point B
in the quickest way possible.

Let's face it folks...
The sweet, smiling, charming Robert
who was amazed that anyone would WANT to take his picture
The guy who couldn't believe that people loved him
and not Edward Cullen...
The affable, adorkable Robert Pattinson
who would smile for the paparazzi?
He doesn't exist anymore.


And please...
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK
and stop blaming Kristen for Robert looking annoyed.

It doesn't matter if he is with Kristen...
Or Steph...


Or even sweet Thomas...

Let go of 2008/2009 Robert Pattinson.
Really.
Just let him go.
We all knew that things would change.
We did.
It was only a matter of time before Robert
lost his giddy innocence when he is in public.
I know it is hard to do...
Seeing that sweet boy
be replaced by a wary man.
But it was inevitable.

Should Rob and Kristen not go somewhere
because of the paparazzi?
Should they let assholes with cameras dictate their life?
No fucking way.
They have been dealing with this bullshit for 2 years now
They know how to handle it.
It is the price of 'fame' after all... right?
Being hounded like an animal.
Being shouted at like a caged monkey
trying to get you to act out for the camera.
Yes.
It's the price of fame.
But they don't have to like it...
And they don't have to fucking smile.


Looks like fun, doesn't it?
And yet...
People keep screaming about how 'miserable'
Robert and Kristen look...

Looking miserable when you are being hounded and harassed
is a normal reaction.
Smiling would make it more like...
PR.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry.
That STILL kills me.
The Pathetic Rant
that the Foamers all fall back on.
Yes.
Summit demanded that Rob and Kristen go out to dinner
and get papped.

"YOU SHALL DO WHATEVER I SAY!!"

Yes.
I'm SO sure it is in their contract with Summit
that they have to hang out together.

"SUMMIT OWNS YOU NO MATTER
WHERE YOU ARE
NO MATTER WHAT OTHER PROJECTS
YOU ARE WORKING ON!"

Yes.
It is the answer to everything.
PR! PR! PR!

"YOU MUST GIVE SUMMIT PR!
WE DEMAND THAT YOU HIDE FROM THE PAPARAZZI
AND TRY YOUR BEST NOT TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED!
WE HAVE A MOVIE TO PROMOTE!!"

"WAIT. SUMMIT GOT CONFUSED.
YOU ARE DOING PR THE WRONG WAY!
WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE ASHLEY AND JOE!
NOW THAT IS PR!
LOOK AT HEIDI AND SPENCER!
THAT'S WHAT WE WANT!
DAMMIT.
BREAKING DAWN NEEDS PROMO NOW!!"

Remember what I said about letting go of 
Robert's sweet public innocence?
Let go of the whole PR thing.
You know it doesn't work.
It never has.
It never will.

LET IT GO.

With Acceptance Comes PEACE.

You know you want to.
Come on...
*nudge nudge*

(Gotta love Maxine)

So...
What have we learned today?

1) I always say that Stupidity should be painful...
And from all the howling I hear today...
It must be REALLY painful.

2) Robert and Kristen were out last night together.
They went to dinner.
Why?
Because they like each other.
A lot.
Like...
Really a lot.
Like...
So much that they are together as much as possible.
Like...
Robert Loves Kristen Loves Robert.

3) Yeah... Maybe Robert and Kristen looked unhappy
in the newest batch of paparazzi pictures.
But guess what?
That is only seconds of their day.
Seconds.
I'm thinking that the rest of their time together.
The time we don't get to see.
The IMPORTANT time...
Rob and Kristen are ALL smiles.
Because that is the time that matters.
Not the a walk from a door to a cab.

3) As much as Foamers would like to believe it...
Robert and Kristen aren't together for "PR".
No studio dictates for YEARS who/what/where
of an actors life.
Doing promotion for the Twilight movies is one thing.
TV interviews. Magazine photoshoots.
Red Carpet pictures.
But traveling out of the country to visit someone on the set
of a movie that has nothing to do with Summit.
Going to concerts...
Dinner...
And spending free time together...
Is NOT promotion.
It's living their life.
Which just so happens to be together.

4) GET USED TO IT.
Used to Robert not being smiley Cedric anymore.
Used to Robert and Kristen showing up all over the world TOGETHER.
Used to the idea that Foamers are ALWAYS wrong...
Yet...
They keep hitting their heads against that brick wall.
Ouch.

See...
Stupidity IS Painful
And although there isn't a vaccine for stupidity..
There is one for Rabies...
HURRY!

This post is brought to you my the letters *F* and *T*

F for Foamers.
They are so angry right now.
I don't see it getting better for them
in the near future.
#SadHyenas

T for TOGETHER!
Rob and Kristen Together Again!

T for TWIRLING!
It's fun to do...
and the added bonus of it pissing people off
is just icing on the cake.
(Yes... we are eating it, too)

Bye for now
♥♥♥

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Kay said...
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SueBee said...

Tracy

I'll have to dig it out of my cookbook but I will find it!


Going back to regular me--trying to get my calm back!

Cate said...

What...you don't think she would like some time in the new shed with him?

SueBee said...

Opy

Things are fine for the most part.

Be happy you haven't had to read any of his vitriole!

gwen said...

Dreamerkind

Im not sure though. But whoever post earlier just scare the shit out of me. I did catch it before it was deleted. That is some deranged one.

Glad it is sane here again. Enjoy your night ladies.

Anonymous said...

I think SueBee's got some Jasper-esque stuff going on tonight.

Now I'm starting to feel all calm and relaxed now!!

Kay said...
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SueBee said...

Ok, I might be mixed up Tracy

It might have been chocolate scones and Lemon daisy bread or biscuits?

I'll look for sure!



BTW--HI LJ!!!!!!!!!!!

Elaine said...

Good Night All..Sweet Dreams!

Kay said...

'night Elaine!

Anonymous said...

Could not load available friends.

That's what facebook just told me.

That's kind of sad.

SueBee said...

Tracy


Face Book won't load for me at all!

Anonymous said...

facebook is having a fail whale moment!


I'll take a chocolate scone recipe AND a lemony anything recipe :)

DreamerKind said...
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SueBee said...

Okay. Remind me and I'll get it up for you tomorrow.

I'm off to bed for some sleep, hopefully. Not enough rest is making me grouchy!

Good niiiiiiiiiiiight!

DreamerKind said...

Goodnight Elaine and SueBee

DreamerKind said...

Dreamer Mom suggests:

Visit earthclinic.com to look up conditions, sleep problems etc. to find natural things you can do to help.

Have had a number of good results from there.

Kay said...
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Anonymous said...

They're together
They're happy,
I'm happy,
Most of the people here are happy for them,
The haters are assholes
Thanks Rose keep Twirling

Cate said...

I’m out too…brought work home with me that isn’t getting done any faster now.

Something to ponder:

Interesting fact I learned today. Did you know in the 1800’s there was a medical diagnosis for being cynical? It was used in early psychiatry to describe a person resembling the actions of a snarling dog.

So Rose you’ve been diagnosing them correctly this whole time!

Hope you find this as ironical as I did.

Sleep well dear Roseland…

Love and *Hugs* to you all

Cate

Kay said...

Goodnight SueBee and everyone else! Sweet and peaceful dreams to everyone!

Last one to bed, don't forget to leave the light on. :)

DreamerKind said...

Nite to Kay, Cate and Tracy

I'm doing some computer clean up and then will be offline.

Hasta manana.

Unknown said...

Love, love your post...

Very well said and I'm always happy to twirl and dance with you because I'm so happy for Rob and Kristen.

*Hugs* and *kisses*

Sue from Holland said...

This fucking PR excuse is really really wearing very thin is there nothing better they can come up with. Are they suppose to have sex in front of everybody for the haters to believe they are together or what? They try to have a 'normal' relationship trying to ignore the hundreds of camera's in their faces. Is it so hard to get it trough these asshole-haters thick sculls that these two love and are commited to eachother. Ah hell, I don't care what non-believers think anymore, actually I find them very pathetic for hating something just for the sake of hating.

Annie said...

I was called away last night but I wanted to add my voice to those who thanked Leo for cleaning up the rubbish last night.
Thank you!

No wonder Robert is so protective of his Kristen. Some people just should not have access to a computer!
---------------
This is off topic but I just saw on Good Morning America that Hollywood stars are now backing away from all the Botox and embracing a more natural look...........It's about time I say!

Annie said...

Apparently Robert and Kristen were out again last night! Yeah! Love it!
I think that PR nonsense should go the way of the dodo bird.

I have a visual now of lines of the delusional searching for the nearest cliff and flinging themselves off! The thought is making me smile! :)

Mommy said...

On the PR stalker thing I joined a group on FB and what a bunch of big fat hippocrits! They say dont post pap pics of Rob & Kris and what do they do? Post pics of Rob & Kris being stalked here, there and everywhere! What a JOKE so I asked why they were posted and they said we reserve the right blah blah blah just fess up and admit your stalkarazzi too.

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LJ said...

Helloooooooooo Smitty my friend is that you???

I keep missing you...hope you are really, really good!!

Lots of love,
Liza

Unknown said...

Liza!!!!

*big huge massive tackle hugs*

:) How are you my love?


*looking around*

Anybody seen SueBee this morning? I need to hold her hand. *humming I wanna hold your hand*

LJ said...

Tracy chica how are you???

I'm good thanks! thanks for my shout outs last night....I see you were all having Woo Woo's, lovely :-)

Why do you need to hold SueBees hand? Is she ok?

*huuuuuuuuuuuuuugs*

Anonymous said...

I'm having an okay day so far :)
Stuffs to do later.. more soccer to be watched.

I want to hold her hand so
everyone will know I lurve her. That's how it works,right? I want to be a "good" friend, so I'm going to hold everybody's hand.

*holding Liza's hand now*

See :)

And YES! I've been spreading the knowledge of the Woo Woo!!

Anonymous said...

HEY Tracy & Liza!!!!!

**HUGS**

LJ said...
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LJ said...

Hi Manjen!!!! how are you?

Anonymous said...

Awesome Liza, How are you?

Anonymous said...

Manjen!!! *hugs*


How goes the day my friend? :)

LJ said...

Aww thanks Tracy....I love a bit of hand holding!

Glad your having a good day....I've just finished work. Just grabbing some food then I'm going to the hairdressers.

Hope to catch you later if your on here, have a great afternoon!

Anonymous said...

The day is great...my boss is out of town which makes me smile..you know how much I HATE HIM!! He will not be back here until Friday!!

So Today is going to be a good day!!

:-)

LJ said...

Yeah pretty good thanks Manjen...

Just making some food I'm starving!

:-)

LJ said...

Ha! Manjen...do you know what, I just typed in my post to you 'kick any boss ass this week?' but then I deleted it in case it was too public on here.....

....buuuut as you just said you hate him, kick any boss ass this week??

he he he

Anonymous said...

Liza

I would LOVE to kick his ass this week!!!

Anonymous said...

A three day reprieve from the boss man! Nice! It's like an extra long weekend!!! (minus the working part)

:)

Anonymous said...

Tracy

It is nice..he ususally calls several times when he is off work..but he hasn't called not even once!! It's like Christmas in October!!

Plus....

I get a 3 day weekend...we don't have to work on Monday!!!

I AM SO HAPPY!!

Anonymous said...

Nice :) Weekends like that are usually when we go on a trip!

Right now though, I'm just trying to make it through the week!! Haven't even considered weekend plans yet.

Anonymous said...

Haha YOU ARE SERIOUSLY MY RK HERO.

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