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Friday, October 1, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Let The Fun Begin!


So where were we?

1. Rob is in Los Angeles

2. Kristen is in Los Angeles

3. Rob and Kristen are in Los Angeles TOGETHER.

4. People are still trying to pretend that PR
is the only reason Rob and Kristen
are together in Los Angeles.

5. By together I don't mean in the same city...
I mean...
TOGETHER.

6. People seem to think because Rob and Tom travel together
That means they are never apart.
Even for a moment...
Which gets kinda uncomfortable because some 
people think Summit has Robert and Kristen handcuffed together too.
Such a dilemma




But First...
Thank you for letting me live RENT FREE inside your head.
I really do like the fact that you give me access
to that rambling, empty chamber...
(Hello... ello... ello...)
It's a good place to 
*PUSH*
and
*TWIRL*
Lots and Lots of space.
All for free!
I can admit to getting a smug satisfaction
that you can't stay away from my blog.
So thanks for thinking of me...
Again (and again... and oh yes... again)
;)


I was at the grocery store the other day...
And I was looking at the magazines
And you know all those Teen magazines?
I don't know their names...
But Justin Beiber is all over them.
And Taylor Lautner.
Taylor is all over those mags
Robert?
Not so much.
Which for Robert... I think it's good...
I mean... I'm sure he would love to get beyond the whole
"BITE ME, EDWARD!" bullshit.
But see...
Taylor...
He's fucking MADE for that stuff.
Young, handsome, makes the tweenies scream...
So...
If Summit really is as controlling as some would have you believe...
Making you give up years of your life to promote a movie.
Making you travel the world and hang out with people
even though you don't work just for Summit...
If Summit really wanted to control every move an actor 
who happened to be in their movies makes...
Why not Taylor Lautner?
It would make sense to promote the hell out of him... yes?
I mean... in his 'off' time
Like Summit seems to do with just Rob and Kristen.
No one else.
Just Rob and Kristen are under their thumb.
Summit must make lots of movies...
That they would LOVE to promote
So why not push some other couples together (by force, of course)
Does Summit tell everyone who plays lovers in their movies
that they now have to forfeit any relationships to promote their movie?
That you can't have a life of your own...
That you are in fact OWNED by Summit?
Let's face it... The Twilight movies really need little promotion anymore
They are fucking HUGE.
Throw the cast on a couple of TV shows...
Some Magazine covers...
People flock to those movies.
They don't need 24/7 PR.


And is this Movie Ownership thing...
Is it just Summit that gets to dictate
who you can see
where you can go
in your off time?
I mean...
Robert made a movie for Fox Movies...
Do they do that too?
"HANG OUT WITH REESE WITHERSPOON OR ELSE!"

Just wondering how it works.

Of course.
When the Big Bad Movie Studio theory doesn't work...
You can always fall back on 
"Rob is only there because of Tom!"

Yes.
Summit and Tom Sturridge Rule Robert's Life.
Of course.
It all makes perfect sense.


So... Tom was hanging around when Rob was with Nina, too...
Hmmmm....
Does that mean that Nina and Rob were NEVER alone?
Or does that only work for when Robert is with Kristen?
Probably.

People have to tear down Rob's friendship with Tom.
It's kinda sickening.
Not kinda.
It is sickening.
Robert and Thomas are obviously great friends.
They have been for a long time.
Their jobs/lifestyle afford them the luxury of being able
to hang out together.
Is that a bad thing?
Does that mean Robert forsakes all others for Thomas?
Does that mean Robert can't be in a relationship with Kristen
Just because Tom is around?
You tell me.


So work on Breaking Dawn starts soon...
6 months of Robert and Kristen
Every moment will be scrutinized.
Every picture analyzed.
Every  word... dissected(ized)

So when we get pictures like this for example...


Some people will be oooohing and ahhhhing
and some will be screaming
FAKE FAKE FAKE

But.
As my thoughts come to a close
(I promise!)
I just want to say one (or two hundred) more thing(s)
The above picture is one of my favorite pics of 
Robert and Kristen.
For the very reason that there is absolutely nothing fake
or staged or contrived about it.
It clearly shows 2 people who want to be together.
And one of them is incredibly happy about that
(and although we can't see much of Kristen's face...
It does look like she has a pretty big smile going on)

Brilliant.

So...
I guess in a few days the cast of BD will be making their
way down to Baton Rouge?
Will Robert and Kristen come out of hiding to travel together?
Well...
Only if Summit demands it!

TRAVEL TOGETHER SLAVES!
YOU MUST DO AS I SAY!
AND STOP ENJOYING EACH OTHERS COMPANY SO DAMN MUCH
WE AREN'T PAYING YOU TO GET THAT CLOSE!
WAIT! STOP!
SUMMIT DEMANDS THAT YOU ACT LIKE EDWARD AND BELLA!
NOT LIKE ROBERT AND KRISTEN!
OK... EVEN SUMMIT IS CONFUSED NOW!
WE OWN YOU!
ALL THE TIME!
EVEN WHEN YOU ARE WORKING ON OTHER MOVIES
FOR OTHER STUDIOS!
YOU MUST PRETEND TO BE TOGETHER
AND BE PREPARED TO TRAVEL TO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
TO KEEP UP THE CHARADE!
WE OWN TOM STURRIDGE TOO!!!
HE'S PART OF OUR DIABOLICAL PLAN!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry...
Got a bit carried away...
It was almost like putting on...
RABIES colored glasses.
(Of course, Rabies isn't a color...
But for this post, let's say it's BLACK... because you can't see out of them)
Where you are cynical and obtuse
about everything 
You see things that aren't there
You ignore things that are.
Truly.
You cannot wear those glasses for long...
They are depressing as hell.


This post is brought to you by the letter *R* and the number 0

R for Rose colored glasses...
I forgot to put them on today
Sorry.

0 for the number of times
That Rob and Kristen pretended to be
completely smitten by the other.
That's a big fat ZERO.

*PUSH*

Bye for now
♥♥♥

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Caroline said...

Hi Leigh and Smitty

Elaine- I am so sorry that Em was upset last night. I'm sure this situation is so hard on all of you. I can't even imagine being in Em's position. I am so lucky to have incredible parents and a supportive family. You gave Em a sense of what that's like this week. I'm so glad that she has you in her life. Family is not defined by last names or DNA, but by what's in your heart. It's evident that Em is part of your family now and I know that you'll find the strength to help her through this difficult time.

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Anonymous said...

Hi Caroline-
I'm on a bad connection so this is going so slow-

Wildhart007 said...

Smitty

You never ruin things here. You are special to each and everyone of us and you are a strong and determined individual. Never let haters get you down, cause they are nothing and never will be anything.

Linda

LJ said...

1RF, Good I'm so glad your ok...I wish you were here too we would have fun! Manchester is such a cool city.

Shopping for a new winter coat really, found a gorgeous white wool one which is totally impractical but I'm so buying it anyway.

Seriously though *MASSIVE HUGS** you are amazing lady and don't ever forget it.

Your friend,
Liza

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Wildhart007 said...

It's a beautiful fall day here in Tennessee today. There is going to be a carnival down the road today. They have been cooking bbq all night(driving me crazy with the smell) Gonna have to check it out later this afternoon.

I love the sunshine and crisp morning air! Gets your spirits up!

Linda

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Caroline said...

Syd-You have to warn girls before you go quoting Christopher Robin and Pooh. I would have worn waterproof mascara if I knew you were going to be that sweet this morning. (sniff, sniff)

Smitty- I'm not sure what happened yesterday, but you have nothing to be embarrassed by here. We adore you and the boys.

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Elaine said...

Smitty-

I won't be able to have any contact with her for the first 3 weeks. You said it, this shit is all wrong. I wish I could tell you about her history in detail, you would then be able to understand how fucking complicated this is. But as you know everyone can read through this. I'm just hoping that she'll be able to keep it together while having no contact with me, but from what I saw last night she's not taking this calmly. I am trying to keep it together for her, God but it's so hard. She's in a better mood today, looking forward to tonight and just more relaxed.
Thank you for caring, it really means a lot to me.

How about you...how you holding up? Up early I see.

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Anonymous said...

Elaine

I'm so sorry. I wish there was a way to make this better! Just please know that I'm sending positive thoughts you way. Enjoy your day and know that my thoughts and prayers are with you tomorrow!


(((HUGS)))

Wildhart

It's a bit cooler here than I thought it would be...I'm now sporting a Hello Kitty hoodie of my Daughter's because that's all I had in the car!

Best part of it...she is SO embarrassed ;)

Wildhart007 said...

Leigh

Understand totally, my son gets all (gee Mom, did you have to do that) on me also.

Elaine stay strong!

Linda

Anonymous said...

Okay--that worked--its automatically coming up as you though-

Thank you all-honestly I'm okay.

E-again, it is just so wrong. I hope you have a great time tonight though...wedding at a very nice place. Can you say whose getting married? Anybody famous-lol? I know they rent for private events so maybe just that but I hope its great. No contact for 3 weeks? Um, seriously, get around that somehow--a secret cell phone or letters snuck into jeans pockets...something to give her some support. Three weeks is too long. I know you can't say much and I wouldn't want you to but god, my heart is breaking for you guys.

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Anonymous said...

Smitty!

Hi :) I hope you have a fabulous day!! Eat lots of chocolate and watch movies that will make Gruff cry. That's what I do when I'm having a bad day...and it always makes me feel better!

Anonymous said...

Leigh--love the hello kitty hoodie..own it girl!

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LJ said...

Okayyyyyy just had to say because I can't resist it....

LOVE YOU SYD!!!!

Ha ha ha

Right I'm definitely going now because my friends are giving me evil looks.

Liza

Elaine said...

Smitty- no one famous babe, just my friend Paola. It should be a good time.
No, she can't have a cell phone. There will be a search through all her stuff. I'm driving her tomorrow. Just me and her, my husband thought it would be best if he stayed with the boys. I promised that I would visit as soon as I'm allowed.
You should see her right now, we're getting our nails done. This is how life should be for her. The most complicated thing should be figuring out what nail color to choose.
I'm loosing it Smitty. I don't know how I'm gonna react tomorrow when it's time to let her go.

Caroline said...

Liza

Buy the winter white coat, it will look great with your hair color or should I spell that colour? lol

Anonymous said...

I think he left Liza but he loves you too. Who wouldn't love someone like you though--you are a "no brainer"--my brother says some girls are so easy to love they are "no brainers" and I think he would say that about you.

enjoy the day--girlfriends and shopping sounds kinda perfect.

Anonymous said...

Smitty--my all time favorite movie to torture the Hubster with is Steel Magnolias! We both cry every time!!

Just know that we love you and The Sisterhood has got your back ;)

Anonymous said...

Caroline--yea, with them you have to add a totally superfluous "u" to almost all words-lol--and if you don't they will be sure to tell you how "American" you sound....and, in that case, its not a compliment.

Elaine said...

Caroline- thank you...yeah, she's like family to us. We all love her so much. We started packing her stuff early this morning and my heart broke a million times when the baby came into the room and asked her, Em, are you leaving?
I just had to go lock myself in the bathroom.

E.

Wildhart007 said...

Elaine

3 weeks isn't so bad (even though you don't think so now). Get her to keep a diary if she can. Tell her to talk just like she is talking to you and you can do the same so that after 3 weeks you can show each other what you were feeling and going through.

Linda

LJ said...

Don't forget I love you too though Smitty....you are a total no brainer for me.

(Oh and I've bought the coat Caroline and there deffo needs to be a 'u' in there ;-D)

Ok I'm gone........... :-)

Wildhart007 said...

Smitty I like the "no brainer". Will have to steal that one, thankyou.
Have a beautiful day.

Liza glad you got that coat, you go girl!

Linda

Caroline said...

Smitty- lol at the "superfluous u"! I'd start adding an extra "u" to every wourd that had an "o" in it to shouw them houw wroung it lououked. ; )

Elaine said...

Ladies, you're all so lovely. Thank you for keeping us in your thoughts. I really do love you all. ;)

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Anonymous said...

Can someone tell me why teenagers move SO much slower than normal people?

Hi E! :) *hugs*

RF :) *hugs*

LIZA!!! hehehe.. I'll so give him the phone number if he asks, you know that, right? *hugs* lurve you!

I'm glad everybody's liking the brownies!

Caroline said...

Linda-The diary is a great idea. It could be really therapeutic for Em.

Wildhart007 said...

Caroline

I speak from experience. It helped me and the person that was in rehab. It's a devastating experience at first. It was like a lifeline to me.

Linda

Anonymous said...

Caroline!!

HI! :)

I kept singing Caroline last night.. I think I actually have that on my ipod. I lose track of what I have, so would have to look for sure.

Who'm I missing? I've only got a few minutes til the kiddo comes and acts like *I'm* the one who's being slow

Anonymous said...

Hi Wildheart :)

Hope you're enjoying the beautiful day!

Anonymous said...

HA! Told you guys.. she comes waltzing in here and says "Well... are YOU ready to go?!"

I'm out!

Laters

Elaine said...

Smitty-Love the love tank idea. If think hers it's pretty full, we've been practically attached at the hip since she came home. I like the idea of writing I love you in random places. We made her an album of the last few days, we've got a lt of fam pics, all of us together. I told her to just look at them when she misses us.
Yes, she's going through rehab first and then changes treatment and stays in the group home. I can leave money for her necessities and will also leave her an ATM card for an account I opened just for her.
I've tried to think about everything that will make this easier for her.

Wildhart007 said...

Hi Tracy!

Don't let the kiddo get the upper hand! lol Hope her knee is doing much better!

Linda

Elaine said...

Linda- actually she does keep journals. And it helps her out a lot. I love how she writes. She truly is amazing putting her feelings down on paper. She started them a while back when she started therapy.

Wildhart007 said...

Talk to ya'll later gotta go pick up my friend. Everyone enjoy this beautiful day and the people you love.

Hugs to all(filling up the love tank)

Linda

Wildhart007 said...

Elaine

I'm glad to hear that. I hope you might consider that also, it helps sometimes to just see what you are feeling. I know both of us experienced alot of anger, resentment at the system and loneliness.

Gotta run for real. EMail me if you like. I finally updated my profile.

Linda

Elaine said...

And guys, just opening up about all this cheers me up! Thank you for listening.
We just got our nails done and are heading home to wait for our hair and make up people, (I know I made a big deal about this day...my husband is going to kill me when he finds out how much all this is costing him)
But I really don't care...you only live once, right?

Smitty-there's nothing wrong with crying with beauty and the beast, I do it all the time ;)

Anonymous said...

E--like a said its wacky but kind of true.

You guys are going to be fine. The type of connection that you have with her is not going to stop because of a few weeks apart. Focus on the happy reunion you will have.

((HUGS))) Wish I could do more to help--its heartbreaking to think of you guys apart when it is so obvious she belongs with your family.

Elaine said...

Smitty-

Wacky is always good. Was just telling her about it and she just smiled and gave me a huge hug and said she's just making sure she's got extra for when the tank starts to empty out. You see why I love her.

Thanks for the hugs...I need them. I love you for being so caring!

Kami said...

Caroline, thanks for your comment about my niece, she's a special little sweetheart...and from another Texas girl I say Ditto to Olivia's MFK response last night too..

Kami said...

1RF nothing was ruined here yesterday...YOU did nothing wrong, and you shouldn't feel humiliated..any concern was strictly concern for YOU and your friends..DON'T EVER blame yourself because of crap like that, I'm glad you're ok. Kami

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Elaine said...

T-You were here and I missed you. Hope to catch you later. I was just trying on my dress and if I do say so myself, not too shabby. Hahahah...how modest am I? :)

E.

SueBee said...

Hey, I was sick last night when I wrote this so if it's stupid or in bad taste, I'll take it down.

You can check the new pic on my blog which I think is so appropriate.



HYENA CHRONICLES




Swooooon
Dear Diary,

I'm still trying to catch my breath so I can write all of this down before I'm medicated again.

Okay, here goes!

Behaving myself is really starting to pay off! I was allowed to have a visitor today!!! Get this! (so excited I can hardly write) He wasn't even imaginary! The doctors and nurses could see him too.

I don't know how he knew me, but he says that we have mutual friends. Considering I don't have any friends, well, except Smoochy, the Voices, and *sniff* Bella Doll, I was a bit leery of his intentions.

But Diary, after he started talking, I knew I was a GONER. It was the voice! He's British! He said his name was Simon. I'm telling you, he looked familiar but I couldn't really tell with the dark beard. But, oh was he hot!

Everything about him just woos me. Woo? Isn't that a funny word? Woo Woo Woo!

We talked and talked forever (okay, the allotted 15 minute visiting time) but it was wonderful (written in swirly letters)!!!!!

He was so attentive. I told him that Bella Doll told me Kristen was in Mexico now and he believed me! Simon just encouraged me to tell him everything I knew about Kristen, and yeah, Rob too.

OMG, Diary, he smiled through the whole story about the island, my concern for Kris being made to wear Rob's T-shirts---which reminds me--I know I've seen that shirt he's wearing somewhere! Someone else had that same one--oh well, it looked nice on him.

Simon says (sorry had to giggle-"Simon says" get it?)

(Yeah, what a laugh! It was funny! No, it wasn't! Yes it was!)

(SHUT UP, Voices! Not now, let me finish the story. We'll argue later.)

Anyway, Simon says *giggle* that he's coming back again to hear more of my stories. He called me "Luv" and said I was "Fascinating."

For a second there I thought he muttered "she's on crack" but when I asked he said, "No, love, I said you need a snack. Isn't it time you had your applesauce?"

As they led me away, he said "Honey, darling, I have plans for you."

Kay said...

SueBee - LOVE the diary! The disclosure and picture are pretty awesome, too. :) Hope you are feeling better today.

SueBee said...

Kay,

Thanks!

I just hope the inspiration doesn't get mad because I meant it in a good way.


I'll be okay. I tend to internalize stress and whatnot and it seems to show itself with stomachaches!

Kay said...

SueBee - I'm thinking 1/2 of your inspiration won't be mad....the other 1/2? She already IS mad. I've been with you on the stress internalization before....right now I am going to go work off some of mine from this week by stripping wallpaper. :)

Have a good day everyone!

30 said...

"For a second there I thought he muttered "she's on crack" but when I asked he said, "No, love, I said you need a snack. Isn't it time you had your applesauce?"

As they led me away, he said "Honey, darling, I have plans for you."


LMFAO Oh Sue Bee! These are getting better and better every day !!! Starting to rhyme and all. Love the talent here in RoseLand!

٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶.. <----- hyena on crack? close ,maybe? :)

DreamerKind said...

Good Day All,

Going apple celebrating, donut eating, and cider drinking with my bro and his wife.

Thinking of you all and hopefully will join you later in this rosy place. DK

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."

~Leo Buscaglia

Kami said...

Caroline, saw where you're having an OU/Texas party today..and all I can say is HOOK EM HORNS!! have fun! Kami

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Anonymous said...

Just a quick drop in because I caught wind of my SueBee posting a diary entry!!

:)


SueBee

❥❥❥❥❥

And so, like hyenas in the looney bin.. so are the days of our Honey...

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SueBee said...

Hi Tracy! (much love and mushiness)

Syd--I guess someone sounded familiar? :o)


Thanks

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katy said...

Smitty

I am glad that you are ok. You
don't need to apolizage for something that wasn't your fault. If somebody freaked out about anything, was only because we were concerned about you and your friends and nothing else.

Take care, Smitty, I hope your happy and having an amazing day.


Elaine

You'll see, the 3 weeks are going to go by fast....3 weeks, and you and Emilia will be finaly reunited, just think in how wonderful it will be. You ARE truly an wonderful and caring person, and Em is lucky to have you in her life.

Be Strong.


SueBee

Your Diary...Bravo

Take care

katy said...

ohh, Rose, hope your Happy and your having lots of fun at your lake house.

Take care

SueBee said...

Syd,

Thanks. Your good opinion of it means a great deal considering I'm "using you" for funny purposes.

Was hoping you wouldn't get mad.


Tell Smitty I think she is wonderful, please. :o)

LJ said...

Hello my friends *waves*

Hope you are all having a great day!

SueBee your new diary is total epicness....I think it may be my favourite so far!

Much love,
Liza

SueBee said...

Leeeeeeeeeeeeza!!!!! (hugs)

Thank you!!! Having fun shopping?




Katy- Thank you :o)


30 - Thanks!

LJ said...

Susaaaaaaaaaaaan!!

I'm home now...all shopped out!

Are you feeling better today? hope so...seriously loved the diary it was sooo good!

*massive hugs*

Anonymous said...

Liza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SueBee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*HUGS*

LJ said...

Manjen!!!! how are you today :-D

Anonymous said...

Liza
I am doing fabulous today! How are you?

SueBee said...

Leeza

I'm glad you had fun!

I feel a bit better!

Glad you're liking the diaries. I know you guys are my friends so you wouldn't tell me otherwise.


Manjen

(runs in for a tackle hug!)



Hi!

LJ said...

I'm good thanks Manjen my friend!

Anonymous said...

*falls down from being tackled & Hugged*

SueBee
Your Hyena Chronicles are always good..and us telling you that has nothing to do with being friends...it's just the TRUTH!!

:-)

SueBee said...

Manjen

*Let me help you up*

I get a little exuberant with my hugging. :o)

Thanks for the encouragement.

Anonymous said...

SueBee

I am glad you are feeling better today.

Tracy and I were worried about you last night.

SueBee said...

Manjen


Worried about me? Aw, don't worry about me. I'm okay.

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Hi Syd

How are you today?

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katy said...

ohh, Well, at least I know who's the Freak

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To the shed for the time being.

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SueBee

Wait for me!!

LJ said...

Caroline its not LWA.

SueBee I'm following you to the shed...and I've deleted my hug remark because that fucker is not getting no love from me!

katy said...

Smitty

You don't have to say 'Sorry'...it's not your fault

LJ said...

1RF please do not apologise.....we love you and are here for you. It will take more than a sad, miserable fucker like that to bring us down.

**LOVE & MASSIVE HUGS**

SueBee said...

LJ

I deleted mine too.

Looks like its drinks and snacks in the shed.

Anonymous said...

1RF

No need to apologize..I am just REALLY sorry that you are having to go through this craziness!!

Wish there was something we all could do to help, because I hope you know, WE WOULD!

SueBee said...

Smitty

If you read this know that I'm worried sick for you. I hope that you are okay.

It's not your fault that this sick fucker woun't leave you alone.

katy said...

Smitty

What majen said...Any time.

Melinda said...

Okay all just wanted to say that the last few days have had no sleep at all and so I kinda feel that my brain and mouth weren't working together.

If I overstepped somehow I am really sorry. Never mean to do that.

I have more to say about other things but alas I am being told I am going to be left behind and I don't want to.

Headed to a place called Cupcake Crazy so you understand why I don't want to be left behind! Ha,Ha.

I'll talk to everyone later! Hugs!

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Sorry -

deleting in case that doesn't help things.

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LJ said...

God I really wish I was there to give you a real hug.

Love you 1RF.

❤❤❤

Anonymous said...

Dudes.. she's right.. kiddo is getting ready for a dance.

There's nail polish smell in the air right now, it's rather icky.

Hi everybody!!

*hugs*

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Melinda said...

Smitty-

I hate that you are having to deal with this sick person even if he is harmless or what not.

It makes me worry even if I can't do anything for you except send you a massive amount of hugs.

Anonymous said...

Mel--its cool. No worries. Thanks though.

Tracy--what color is her dress? Are they going to dinner first. That has to be so fun.

Anonymous said...

OK..I am out of the shed..

LJ said...

I'm not freaked, just worried about you guys...so if your fine thats cool.

I'm just glad I hadn't started declaring my undying love and devotion like I usually do! ha ha

*kisses*

Caroline said...

Smitty-
I think you are a very brave woman!!!
(((Hugs)))

LJ-
Thanks for the heads up. I hadn't seen that before and I was very confused. I thought someone had put something in my margarita and that I was hallucinating.

Tracy- I hope your daughter has a great time at the dance tonight.

Melinda said...

Smitty-

If you are making the brownies I'll be there!

I'll bring the cupcakes I am about to pick up.

Anonymous said...

Liza--I knew you would catch on quick once he didn't start falling all over himself to flirt withyou.

We're good--but I am, as always starving so I'm going to go eat and then come back later on.

Have a good afternoon/evening/whatever time zone you are in.

Mel--I am not sure what you were worried about but you are great with me. I am probably oblivious but really--no issues here at all.

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Anonymous said...

They are going to dinner :) And her dress is a purple/pink/fuschia kind of thing. Sparkly silver shoes....

Then she has to go to his house so the 'rents can take pictures!!

It'll be very awkward as she's never met his mother.

Anonymous said...

Tracy--sounds beautiful...especially the shoes. Surprised she didn't want to borrow your new ones!

I hope she has a fantastic night. What a great thing.

SueBee said...

I'm out of the shed too.

Smitty I'm only freaked in the way that I am worried sick about you.

I hope you're okay.

Elaine said...

Hey- ceremony is over, they have now become husband and wife!!!! The bride is gorgeous and beaming and the groom has a huge ass grin plastered on his face. Too fucking cute.. Now is to the white room to start our drinking!

I see that the kid is bac and up to no good.

Smitty-you're my hero woman...really brave girl!

I gotta go...

SueBee said...

Be back in a few. I have a hamster funeral to attend.

My little girl is devestated.

Anonymous said...

Sue--I am seriously fine. I promise.

Just ignore him (it might be more appropriate).

Its all good--except my stomach is way empty--

DON'T WORRY--all is well.

Sorry you had to go to the shed though--

LJ said...

I know Smit, I thought he didn't love me any more! heh heh

No worries Caroline!, just didn't want you thinking badly of Syd. Had me fooled for a bit aswell.

:-)

Tracyyyyyy, shes gonna look beautiful...remember you promised me a pic! I wish we had homecoming balls here...we got nothing, I was so born to be American! ha ha

katy said...

Smitty

I think your are really brave women...just don't ever forget will be here for you always.

HUGS

Anonymous said...

Thanks ladies--

Sue--I am sorry about the hamster. It doesn't matter how small--losing a pet is horrible.

Please don't pay any more attention to the whole thing--its just giving him what he wants. THANKS!!!

Caroline said...

Ok Smitty, no more worrying. But I'm toasting you with my next margarita. (My friends and I do random toasts that not everyone gets and everyone just goes along. So be ready for about 30 tipsy Texans to be sending you
"CHEERS!"very soon.)

Susan-I'm sorry about your daughter's hamster.

Tracy- The dress sounds gorgeous. I'm surprised she hasn't lobbied to wear the new R&R shoes tonight. Lol

Hello Manjen, Katy and Elaine

I better start paying attention to the game, my Longhorns are not doing well at all.

Take care everyone!





Have a great afternoon/evening everyone!

SueBee said...

That was quick. Hamsters don't take all that much preparation. She cried and now she's cuddled next to me and watching one of her movies.

To be honest, that was one old hamster. I don't know how he lived as long as he did.

All in all, I predict she'll be asking for a new pet tomorrow.


:o)

zenoneness said...

RPFLMFAO! I think this post is AWESOME =D
Thank you for sharing.

Anonymous said...

SueBee

Give your daughter a big *HUG* from me and please let her know I am very sorry about her hamster!

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LJ said...

Aww Susan :-( hope your daughters ok.

I'm sure hes gone to hammy heaven.

SueBee said...

LJ

Thanks. She'll be okay.

The poor thing bursting into tears about broke my heart though. I wish I could take these kind of painful things and bear it for her.


A little more cuddling and I think she will be just fine. :o)

katy said...

Hi, Caroline

Hope luck changes for the Longhorns...and they win.

Have a great afternoon

LJ said...

Aww bless her.

Like Smitty said before it doesn't matter how small the pet is, its heartbreaking.

I used to have a Guinea Pig and when that died I was distraught, I had to have a day off work and everything!

LJ said...

Oh and by the way I do mean work not school...I was a fully grown adult..... :-)

Anonymous said...

My nostrils are burning from the smell of hair spray and nail polish remover.

Gotta run! Hope everybody can show up tonight!!! We need a night of fun :)

Fresh batch of brownies..

Maybe a lemon martini...

Or perhaps.. a Woo Woo?

katy said...

SueBee

I am sorry for your Hamsters daughter, I can imagine how sad she must be...My dog died last year and I still miss her a lot. She was very sick and the vet said the best thing to do, was to 'put her to sleep'...saying goodbye to my dog was one of the hardest things I've ever done in my life.

Take care.

Kami said...

OMG Caroline what's happened to our Longhorns???????

Anonymous said...

Rose--check you email!

Hello ladies--it is really me again. All fixed up and hacker proof guaranteed.

I want my hugs back--I heard that I was being tackle hugged by some of you lovelies before the nonsense ensued. While the freak is annoying, I am most upset that I missed affection from all my friends here.

Well, I will check back later but all is well here on our end.

Your friend-
Syd

LJ said...

****HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS****

I was getting all geared up to give you massive love and everything before.....nearly professed my devotion to a dirty mole!

Have a great evening :-)

Liza

Anonymous said...

Thank you Liza--I feel much better now.

You are very cute, you do know that don't you?

Caroline said...

Kami- This game is awful! We need Colt McCoy to come back from the NFL and save us. It's 5:17 and OU sux...unfortunately so do we. : (

LJ said...

I'm only cute for you though my darling Syd....don't be thinking my love is an easy thing to attain because it's not :-P

Seriously though...really glad your good.

*kisses*

Anonymous said...

Thank you Liza--and I can't imagine that anyone finds you anything but that adorable.

Kami said...

Caroline,we need Colt McCoy and Shippley...hell as far as I'm concerned they can put Applewhite back in a uniform and send him in...I can hear my brother-in-law singing "Boomer Sooner" all the way here in Kansas, he lives in Oklahoma, but is a Texan...I think that makes him a traitor..hmmm

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Caroline said...

Welcome back Saint Syd!
(((Hugs)))

Ps STD popped up on my phone's autocorrect when I was typing Syd...glad I caught that. Lol

Caroline said...

Perhaps "caught that" wasn't the best choice of words to use in a sentence that contained acronym STD. lol

olivia said...

Just got in from work...
Here's a friendly Hook 'em Horns from Aggieland for the Tx. girls, Caroline and Kami . Wishing a miracle for the last few minutes of the game.
Glad you liked the MFK suggestions.
Hugs,
Olivia (TX.)

DreamerKind said...

Cheerios, Pips!

Hello, back from the autumn outing without any apples but bought lots of great wine. Can you believe that?

I see lots of sports talk, teasing, yodeling, happy/sad things have been going on. You all are so articulate that I'll just add-well done.

Holler out, I'm here.

DK

Anonymous said...

Woah!!

Did anybody watch the Tennessee-LSU game!?!

Crazy!!

SueBee said...

Syd, if that really is you,

you can have your tackle hug back.

Susan

olivia said...

Totally out of the loop, from yesterday and today, so I will "keep calm and carry on." : )

DK...Cider mill time......sooo miss that from my Michigan days. Did they have warm fresh doughnuts too?

Elaine,
Hope the wedding and festivities are wonderful and that peace, calm and love surround you and Em tomorrow. I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers.
Hugs,
Olivia (TX.)

DreamerKind said...

Hi Leigh, Caroline & Kami!

You are all college football fans?
And all from Texas?

DreamerKind said...

Since there are so many deletes did I miss me some crazy here?

Anonymous said...

Yep DK! I FLOVE College football! But I'm from Alabama not Texas ;)

How are you tonight?

DreamerKind said...

Tracy
Homecoming Dance for your daughter! A rite of passage for them and us.

Weddings, and lots of them I see. My son and daughter are at their cousin's tonight. Not me, cause of the divorce sit.

Hope to play with you all later.

Syd & 1RoseFan
Happy it is another day for humanity and those others, too. Best wishes.

olivia said...

SueBee,
The HC is the gift that just keeps on giving! Love the addition of the familiar new character ; ) Simon..... highlarious! Thanks SueBee. The blog is great! Congratulations! : ) I too like the disclaimer.
Olivia (TX.)

DreamerKind said...

Olivia

They did have the warm apple cider donuts and my family waited 2 hours in line for them. I headed over to the bar at a winery and you can imagine the rest. It's not like I haven't eaten millions of them!

Although I really missed buying fresh Michigan apples, like McIntosh and Jonathan but the local store has them, also.

You lived in Michigan? Near the Lake or inland? It is so beautiful there.

SueBee said...

Thanks, Olivia. I'm glad you liked it. I've never done a blog before so I was a little nervous about it.

Hoping no one can tell that I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.

Anonymous said...

No idea at all Susan! I loved today's entry! I'm loving Simon ;)

olivia said...

DK,
First half of my life in southeastern MI., about 30 minutes east of Ann Arbor.
I miss Spy apples. Do they still have them?
Olivia (TX.)

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

I'm hopping on the fan wagon for your writing and today's (what do I call it all of the time? Diary? Chronicle? Journal?).

You sure fooled me with the caliber I see there, because I'd swear you are a professional writer.

You've added so much to my days, too. Thanks.

DK

Kami said...

Hey Dreamer...lol MOST women who are from the state of Texas are HUGE football fans. The women of my family were bigger fans than the men, and my husband's mom is just as crazy bout football as I am, and that makes for interesting "Conversations" between her and my husband's step dad...she's a Texas fan and he's an Aggie fan..those two don't mix well together.

Leigh I went outside for a few minutes and missed the end of the LSU/Tenn game did LSU make a comeback?

DreamerKind said...

olivia

Spy apples? (excited!) Never heard of them but will check it out, right now, for you.

DreamerKind said...

olivis

Here is one website with them, maybe you can order.

Friske Orchards
10743 N. U.S. 31
Atwood, MI 49729
Antrim County
Phone: (231) 599-2604
Directions: Our new market is on US 31 in Atwood, approximately 1 hour north of Traverse City, 20 minutes south of Charlevoix
Open: Open year around Monday-Saturday 8 a.m. - 6 p.m. with extended hours July - Labor Day being 8 a.m. - 7 p.m.
Description: Fresh fruits in season. We press our own award-winning cider. Jams and other "goodies" are made right here at the orchard; We have dried tart cherries and IQF tart cherries; U-pick for strawberries, peaches, apples and more; tours and festivals; fresh-baked pies from our own "old world" kitchen. We offer mail order and online sales via our website.
Apples: More than 20 varieties of apples, including Paula Red, Ginger Gold, a few Duchess, Jonamac, McIntosh, Fuji, Cortland, Gala, Empire, Spartan, Red and Golden Delicious, Granny Smith, Northern Spy, Braeburn.
Other fruit: Srawberries, cherries, peaches, apples, apricots, nectarines.
Website: www.friske.com

DreamerKind said...

Leigh

You come from Alabama with your....
no, I better not, you'll put me in the shed or basement.

What teams are your favorites?

DreamerKind said...

olivia not olivis (duh, sorry) blame it on the malbec, would ya please?

LJ said...

Hi Susan, DK, Leigh, Olivia, Kami & Caroline!

:-)

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, Kami!! Last play of the game the ball went through LSU's QB hands...so everyone thought the game was over and TN won...

Except TN had 13 men on the field and the play had to be run again...LSU scored and won the game!!

Craziness!!

Kami said...

Hi Liza! LOL Dreamer that was cute..., and if they send you to the basement, you're welcome in my basement...it's as nice as the rest of my house..not creepy at all.

DreamerKind said...

Kami

Well, you Texas ladies are not only beautiful and win the most Miss America titles but apparently beat the guys with sports trivia/facts.

I love Texas and have a friend in Ft. Worth, and one in Houston.

Kami said...

WOW Leigh,I should have watched that rather than go outside or watch the Texas game

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha Dk...that's ok ;)

I have been known to have banjo on my knee upon occasion!

My favorite team is the Auburn Tigers in college ball and my favorite Pro team is the Saints!! Geaux Tigers!! But to be honest..I will watch just about any football. I just love it ;)

Hi Liza!

How are you?? Having a nice night?

SueBee said...

Just so you know, I officially love all of you!

(Tackle hugs all around)

Susan

Kami said...

I Love Ft. Worth..my Dad lives close to there. And of course I love Texas, but Kansas, is pretty great...I never expected to love it here lol

olivia said...

That's amazing DK! I will give them a call and see about ordering them. Some dear friends of mine had several Spy trees in their backyard and I have fond memories of hanging out with them and picking those yummy apples and of course eating them out of hand while sitting in the trees. Maybe they have some Red Haven peaches too! I believe that season is past but perhaps next summer.

I get up there almost every summer and one friend has a cottage on Lake Michigan in Petoskey. They have awesome cherries there! Fruit stands along the road everywhere. Here in TX., that is one of the things I miss the most along with the beautiful lakes, trees, and flowers. But this is home and I love it here too!
Yikes, I sure did go on.... : )
Olivia (TX.)

DreamerKind said...

Kami

You would let me be put into your basement, well, alrighty then, that would suit me fine. Thanks.

Is there a little mini bar, well-stocked, for your hostages?

Kami said...

Ok Everyone...GROUP HUG...LET'S TACKLE SUSAN! (Be gentle though...we don't want to break her, if we do no more Hyena Chronicles. )

LJ said...

Hi Leigh, yes good thanks!

Susan I flove you too...

DreamerKind said...

Official confirmation!!

Susan loves us and we're holding her to that sentiment. Fast and tight.

SueBee said...

Thanks, guys!

Kami said...

lol actually DK down here in my basement I have a wet bar, a family room, an office and a library...oh and a bathroom, so you'd be comfy

Anonymous said...

Susan

I love the new picture :) Beautiful!!

I totes agree!! I love all of you Gals!! We have a pretty awesome group of Women here ;)

And the Guys..they are pretty awesome too!!

DreamerKind said...

Liza

I am not ignoring you, cute bug, just blabbing as usual. Hello, you darling girl!

Tackle hug-never had one-fabulouso.

Kami said...

W O W Susan I love the photo..you are beautiful!

DreamerKind said...

Kami

I accept your offer and will work for for, and well, everything that you mentioned. In the past, I was a spa owner and massage therapist, so maybe I'm not all dried up yet?

DreamerKind said...

Susan

Beauty, yes you are and with over 500 hits on your profile-on the way-to fame!

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