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Friday, October 1, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Let The Fun Begin!


So where were we?

1. Rob is in Los Angeles

2. Kristen is in Los Angeles

3. Rob and Kristen are in Los Angeles TOGETHER.

4. People are still trying to pretend that PR
is the only reason Rob and Kristen
are together in Los Angeles.

5. By together I don't mean in the same city...
I mean...
TOGETHER.

6. People seem to think because Rob and Tom travel together
That means they are never apart.
Even for a moment...
Which gets kinda uncomfortable because some 
people think Summit has Robert and Kristen handcuffed together too.
Such a dilemma




But First...
Thank you for letting me live RENT FREE inside your head.
I really do like the fact that you give me access
to that rambling, empty chamber...
(Hello... ello... ello...)
It's a good place to 
*PUSH*
and
*TWIRL*
Lots and Lots of space.
All for free!
I can admit to getting a smug satisfaction
that you can't stay away from my blog.
So thanks for thinking of me...
Again (and again... and oh yes... again)
;)


I was at the grocery store the other day...
And I was looking at the magazines
And you know all those Teen magazines?
I don't know their names...
But Justin Beiber is all over them.
And Taylor Lautner.
Taylor is all over those mags
Robert?
Not so much.
Which for Robert... I think it's good...
I mean... I'm sure he would love to get beyond the whole
"BITE ME, EDWARD!" bullshit.
But see...
Taylor...
He's fucking MADE for that stuff.
Young, handsome, makes the tweenies scream...
So...
If Summit really is as controlling as some would have you believe...
Making you give up years of your life to promote a movie.
Making you travel the world and hang out with people
even though you don't work just for Summit...
If Summit really wanted to control every move an actor 
who happened to be in their movies makes...
Why not Taylor Lautner?
It would make sense to promote the hell out of him... yes?
I mean... in his 'off' time
Like Summit seems to do with just Rob and Kristen.
No one else.
Just Rob and Kristen are under their thumb.
Summit must make lots of movies...
That they would LOVE to promote
So why not push some other couples together (by force, of course)
Does Summit tell everyone who plays lovers in their movies
that they now have to forfeit any relationships to promote their movie?
That you can't have a life of your own...
That you are in fact OWNED by Summit?
Let's face it... The Twilight movies really need little promotion anymore
They are fucking HUGE.
Throw the cast on a couple of TV shows...
Some Magazine covers...
People flock to those movies.
They don't need 24/7 PR.


And is this Movie Ownership thing...
Is it just Summit that gets to dictate
who you can see
where you can go
in your off time?
I mean...
Robert made a movie for Fox Movies...
Do they do that too?
"HANG OUT WITH REESE WITHERSPOON OR ELSE!"

Just wondering how it works.

Of course.
When the Big Bad Movie Studio theory doesn't work...
You can always fall back on 
"Rob is only there because of Tom!"

Yes.
Summit and Tom Sturridge Rule Robert's Life.
Of course.
It all makes perfect sense.


So... Tom was hanging around when Rob was with Nina, too...
Hmmmm....
Does that mean that Nina and Rob were NEVER alone?
Or does that only work for when Robert is with Kristen?
Probably.

People have to tear down Rob's friendship with Tom.
It's kinda sickening.
Not kinda.
It is sickening.
Robert and Thomas are obviously great friends.
They have been for a long time.
Their jobs/lifestyle afford them the luxury of being able
to hang out together.
Is that a bad thing?
Does that mean Robert forsakes all others for Thomas?
Does that mean Robert can't be in a relationship with Kristen
Just because Tom is around?
You tell me.


So work on Breaking Dawn starts soon...
6 months of Robert and Kristen
Every moment will be scrutinized.
Every picture analyzed.
Every  word... dissected(ized)

So when we get pictures like this for example...


Some people will be oooohing and ahhhhing
and some will be screaming
FAKE FAKE FAKE

But.
As my thoughts come to a close
(I promise!)
I just want to say one (or two hundred) more thing(s)
The above picture is one of my favorite pics of 
Robert and Kristen.
For the very reason that there is absolutely nothing fake
or staged or contrived about it.
It clearly shows 2 people who want to be together.
And one of them is incredibly happy about that
(and although we can't see much of Kristen's face...
It does look like she has a pretty big smile going on)

Brilliant.

So...
I guess in a few days the cast of BD will be making their
way down to Baton Rouge?
Will Robert and Kristen come out of hiding to travel together?
Well...
Only if Summit demands it!

TRAVEL TOGETHER SLAVES!
YOU MUST DO AS I SAY!
AND STOP ENJOYING EACH OTHERS COMPANY SO DAMN MUCH
WE AREN'T PAYING YOU TO GET THAT CLOSE!
WAIT! STOP!
SUMMIT DEMANDS THAT YOU ACT LIKE EDWARD AND BELLA!
NOT LIKE ROBERT AND KRISTEN!
OK... EVEN SUMMIT IS CONFUSED NOW!
WE OWN YOU!
ALL THE TIME!
EVEN WHEN YOU ARE WORKING ON OTHER MOVIES
FOR OTHER STUDIOS!
YOU MUST PRETEND TO BE TOGETHER
AND BE PREPARED TO TRAVEL TO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
TO KEEP UP THE CHARADE!
WE OWN TOM STURRIDGE TOO!!!
HE'S PART OF OUR DIABOLICAL PLAN!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry...
Got a bit carried away...
It was almost like putting on...
RABIES colored glasses.
(Of course, Rabies isn't a color...
But for this post, let's say it's BLACK... because you can't see out of them)
Where you are cynical and obtuse
about everything 
You see things that aren't there
You ignore things that are.
Truly.
You cannot wear those glasses for long...
They are depressing as hell.


This post is brought to you by the letter *R* and the number 0

R for Rose colored glasses...
I forgot to put them on today
Sorry.

0 for the number of times
That Rob and Kristen pretended to be
completely smitten by the other.
That's a big fat ZERO.

*PUSH*

Bye for now
♥♥♥

1,138 comments:

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DreamerKind said...

Kami

We could write our masterpiece together down there, too or start some kind of business!

SueBee said...

500 hits? What do you mean?

Kami said...

yep we could, I have to get my library finished first though..my husband finished it last week, my furniture finally arrived and now I have about 150- 200 boxes of books to unpack and put up..good project for me while he's out of town...for 34 days :(

DreamerKind said...

Susan

520 profile views which I call hits. They're listed by your email area.

LJ said...

Ooooooh Susan.......totally gorgeous new pic!

Hello DK, I love 'cute bug' what a lovely little thing....might be my new favourite saying...

DreamerKind said...

Kami

Books, books, books! I have over 1000 but some are from when I sold them on ebay. Now I am giving them away except for the collectible ones I love.

SueBee said...

DK

That's weird!

DreamerKind said...

LJ

Good thing about "cute bug" because afterward it came to me that you might be offended about it.

You know us yanks, we're speaking another language, right? Lol.

SueBee said...

Leeeeeeza--I like saying it like that!!


Thanks, sweetie--you're the gorgeous-est.


I know I keep asking--what time is it there

Kami said...

I gave away about 300 books before we moved here from Texas last year. My husband complained constantly that I had way too many books, of course he has just as many as me.

Hubby home with dinner! be back later...maybe

olivia said...

Hi Liza,
*waves* across the pond,
Love the luv between you and our resident wooer! I am cheering for you.
The white coat sounds lovely; is it a winter white, kind of cream colored?

Since I am not officially a born and breed Texan, that explains my indifference to football. The high school football stadiums here are bigger than my old college stadium was. Football really does rule Friday nights and the weekends for many people here.
Hockey is what I was raised watching, and is still my preference.
Olivia (TX.)

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

Maybe not that weird. I went from 12 views in a few weeks to over 300because now folks are coming to Rose's blog since three others stopped blogging.

And if someone has sent out your link to others, they would show up here, too.

I wasn't kidding about you getting a lot of press.

LJ said...

Oh Susan your such a 'cute bug' ha ha....loving that DK, I'm going to be saying that all the time.

It's 12:45am

Anonymous said...

Hello Everyone!!

DreamerKind said...

Susan & LJ

I keep take of England time, too because I chat with a man near London and I know he's 6 hours ahead of Midwest time. Not looking good, he's a flirt-online don't know if off, but most likely.

It's a crapshoot at worst and the whole enchilada at best.

SueBee said...

I've never heard of "cute bug" before but I'm going to use it now!

Liza

I'm doing the math (counting on my fingers)

Okay then, you are 5 hours ahead of me. It's almost 8 here.


BTW, told my husband about clotted cream and he said he just couldn't get past the name. What was really funny was the look on his face when I described spotted dick!

SueBee said...

HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO Manjen

(Tackle Hug)

I missed you ! I thought I'd never get my computer back!

Anonymous said...

HI HI HI

:)

*HUGS* for everybody!

Kinda sorta gonna multi task for a bit..got pictures to sort through!

Anonymous said...

Well I just had a crisis!!!!

We lost internet connection at the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was SOOOO scared!!!

;-)

DreamerKind said...

Leigh

You said it, awesome Team Roseland!

Anonymous said...

Tracy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi manjen & Tracy!!

((hugs))

How are ya??

SueBee said...

Hi Tracy!!!

They get off to the dance okay?

DreamerKind said...

manjen & Tracy

Back in the saddle again!

Anonymous said...

Leigh

Just need to say to you:
WDE!!!!

DK..How are you?

Anonymous said...

I am sooooo full!! My Mom made home made carrot cake! YUMMY!!!

DreamerKind said...

Olivia

Do Texans serve a lot of food and drink throughout the game or like here in the Midwest, mostly at half time?

And are there bars that give away food during half time? I heard it is a pretty dry state, yes?

DreamerKind said...

Leigh

Carrot cake is my fav. Got her special recipe for it?

LJ said...

Hey Manjen!

Ahhhh DK 'It's a crapshoot at worst and the whole enchilada at best'....I know I have said it before but I love you, your so funny!

Susan...clotted cream does sound a bit wrong, like someones got an unfortunate 'ahem' infection! I'm thinking your husband would like a bit of spotted dick if he gave it a try....he he he

Hi Olivia! *waves* back across the pond...yeah its winter white, like a creamy white its by Supertrash which I believe is an American make?

DreamerKind said...

manjen

I'm doing good and happy to be here although I need to fumigate the room now. My 2 cats have gifted me with their "scents".

Poohey!

Anonymous said...

PLEASE COPY PASTE AND TWEET PPL:

RT @suzyqsparkles @MarthaStewart PLS make this happen: #KristenStewart+MarthaStewart+LoquatPie=AWESOME PS Incentive - Kris may bring her Rob

Thanks a million!!

*SuzyQ*

Anonymous said...

They got to the dance okay :) She looked SOOOOO cute! I'll try to get a quick pick up shortly

Anonymous said...

manjen

*big grin* That's right, Baby!! WDE!!! How bout dem Tiger's!!

DK

I can get it. I promise to do that soon! It's SO good! I've made it before it's not too hard. Of course it's always better when she makes it!

;)

olivia said...

DK,
Big tailgate parties before the game if you attend.
At house parties, grazing on snacks throughout the game, but the big food, barbeque, links, enchilada casseroles, chile, burgers, etc. at half time. Drinks throughout the game, this is certainly not a dry place where I live! It's a university town. The places I've been to out to watch don't normally give out free food nor drinks.
Olivia (TX.)

DreamerKind said...

LJ

Now, don't discount the in-between, it sometimes leads to the whole chimichanga, for both parties. "Don't stop, in the name of Love!"

Supertrash the coat mfg is American? Well, that figures.

Recently a German man I met was explaining how the US is the biggest trash producer of the world, and he was in machinery business to take care of our lovely trash, lol.

Oh, and lately I am a Supertramp.
Fan, that is, again.

DreamerKind said...

Leigh

May I pretend to be her daughter/your sister when I make it, and maybe that will be the missing ingredient, so I don't ruin it?

Anonymous said...

DK

Sure you may...My Mom is the awesomest!! I am SO lucky to have her! I'm sure that will make it turn out just right ;)

DreamerKind said...

Olivia

I love that phrase you used, "grazing" it so fits, doesn't it?

Say, are you near that college town where Rob and Tom stopped to drink at the local bar when they were on their road trip to Kristen?

DreamerKind said...

Leigh

OK, thanks, so I need to know her name or at least initials, so I can invoke the spell when I'm in the process.

You're da bomb, as we say, here in Chi-Town.

Anonymous said...

Alright Ladies--I'm out to watch some Bama/Fla. Be back in a bit.

Later Taters!

DreamerKind said...

Leigh

Have fun, hurry back.

DreamerKind said...

Leeza!

Either you've fallen asleep or you are texting/emailing with some folks.

Or is it me, but is this site very slow to load comments tonight?

Then again, my comments may be edited for "silly" content-fine with me.

Anonymous said...

So DK....

You have any songs for us tonight to lift us up???

LJ said...

I'm still here! Yeah c'mon DK give us a song........

Anonymous said...

Allright! Quick look!

:) :)

that's the bf with her!

DreamerKind said...

SYD

Wherever we may find him. Help!

I feel like I am morphing into your writing style and that may be "Plagiarism" with a capital P. What do you think, am I You?

Anonymous said...

I was listening to Etta James singing At Last and though of DK..I know she likes those older songs.

olivia said...

DK,
I wish! But really, I would not have tried to go. I honestly respect their privacy and always wish the best for them. We cannot even begin to imagine how crazy their lives must be.
It's a big state : ) That was hundreds of miles away. They did stop in Austin too, and that is about 100 miles from me.

Liza, the winter white is an excellent color. You can put almost any color accessory with it and it will look fabulous.

Olivia (TX.)

Anonymous said...

Tracy

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL...her bf is very handsome...

LOVE, LOVE the Gene Simmons pose!

DreamerKind said...

Tracy
So precious, those two! Beautiful shot.

manjen

Thanks. Tracy or SueBee gave me Etta for a post. Need a song to lift you-tell me if you're sad, lonely, bloated, angry, whatever, and I'll find one just for you!

Liza

Did you see my In-between post a while ago. A song for you is coming too.

Anonymous said...

DK
ALL of the above!

;-)

SueBee said...

Tracy

I looked through the facebook pics too. They look just adorable!

Anonymous said...

She cleans up nicely :)

LJ said...

Aww Tracy how cute do they look, your daughter looks beautiful....fab dress!

DreamerKind said...

Liza

"Ac-cent-uate The Positive" Mercer
Aretha Franklin


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IP9h40z0sk

olivia said...

Tracy,
She is beautiful. What a very proud mama you are. Our sweet children are such a blessing. The young man is handsome too! What fun!
Olivia (TX.)

DreamerKind said...

manjen

Like it jazzy, sweet, loud, ripping or what?

Anonymous said...

DK

I like it Jazzy and Sweet..

LJ said...

DK...love that!!! I'll try not to mess with Mr Inbetween ;-)

DreamerKind said...

manjen

Back in a few.

DreamerKind said...

LJ

Well, given the temptation involved, trying is all one can expect. So tempting.

SueBee said...

Okay, ladies--


Anyone remember the color of your dress from your first formal dance?

Anonymous said...

Are we gaming tonight ladies?

Are you rested up after your.. ahem.. visit to the shed last night SueBee?

;)

Anonymous said...

SueBee

Lets see..it's been so long ago..it was 1987 and I think the dress was pink.

Anonymous said...

My first formal dress was green! It's always been one of my favorite colors.

SueBee said...

Tracy

Oh the trip to the shed---*sigh*

Feeling fabulous thank you!

LJ said...

Ahh SueBee we never had any such fun things at my school....what colour was your dress?

Yayyy Tracy I'm in :-)

SueBee said...

Mine was black and silver with big puffy sleeves--not to mention my big hair!

DreamerKind said...

For manjen:

"Give Me the Simple Life"
1969

Ella Fitzgerald rocks it for you here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu_8l7-xcFY

"I don't believe in frettin' and grievin';
Why mess around with strife'
I never was cut out to step and strut out.
Give me the simple life.

Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant.
Those things roll off my knife;
Just serve me tomatoes; and mashed potatoes;
Give me the simple life.

A cottage small is all I'm after,
Not one that's spacious and wide.
A house that rings with joy and laughter
and the ones you love inside.

Some like the high road, I like the low road,
Free from the care and strife.
Sounds corny and seedy, but yes, indeed-y;
Give me the simple life."

olivia said...

Yellow. Ordered it from a dress shop and when it came in two days before the dance, it was the wrong color. It was supposed to be pink. I was upset to say the least. My sweet date called the florist and had the flowers redone. Nice guy! It all turned out well!

Caroline said...

Awww but Liza, sometimes "Mr. Inbetween" is the most fun!

Hello everyone!

SueBee said...

My dresses were always borrowed!

LJ said...

Hey Caroline :-)

Wildhart007 said...

Hi Everyone!

Never went to a dance, way to shy.

Anonymous said...

DK

Thank You so very much...I saved the video to my computer and from this day forward, everytime I am feeling down, I will go back to that video for an uplift....

VERY MUCH APPRECIATED!!

LJ said...

Hi Linda, yay you have a pic up!

Kay said...

What a sweet guy, Olivia! :)
Mine was pink.

Wildhart007 said...

Hi Liza

Yeah got my son to take pic, not sure about it but trying to come out of my shell.

Susan's pic is beautiful.
Loved the new pic on the hyena chronicles.

SueBee said...

Sweet Caroline---Bump bump bump....

Ha I got to it first

Hi!


Funny Homecoming story

sort of

Anyone remember Lee Press On Nails?
Well my sophomore year I tried them out. In the middle of dancing with my date my long pink "thumbnail" popped off because I didn't use enough glue.

I was mortified.

My sister's friend scooped it off the floor and handed it to me.

Gah. Awkward

Caroline said...

((tackle hugs))) for everyone!

SueBee-Today's diary entry was brilliant!!! The "Simon says" part was so clever. You are a very talented writer. : )

Tracy-Your daughter looks lovely. They make a very cute couple.

Anonymous said...

Bleh--this isn't worth watching!

Linda!!

I love the pic!!

My dress was peach satin...yea--I know. My excuse...it was the 80's ya know :)

DreamerKind said...

manjen

So happy you liked it.


Linda

Hey, "little pretty one".

DreamerKind said...

Caroline

You see, Mr. In-Between can change to Mr. Right, when the cards are laid on the table.

Wildhart007 said...

Tracy
Your daughter is adorable and such a handsome date.

Melinda said...

Hey Ladies! Busy last couple of days so I am catching up.


Tracy- your daughter looked beautiful. Very pretty color on her. Hope she has a blast.

Susan- loving the newest diary. I am intrigued to see what Simon does next. Sorry to hear that your daughter's hamster died. Poor thing.


My first formal dress color was an eggplant color.

DreamerKind said...

I don't remember any pretty dresses for dances or dances to go to either. Was awkward and plain and too quiet-bye, bye birdie to that now.

Anonymous said...

Okay Liza :)

This one's for you...

Colin Furth

Clive Owen

Daniel Craig

Wildhart007 said...

Thank you Dreamer and Leigh

Hi Caroline and Manjen

SueBee said...

Thanks ladies!

Wildhart

I like your pic!


Leigh

My sister had a big poofy peach colored dress. Love the 80's

Anonymous said...

Colin Firth-Marry- Loved him in Bridget Jones' Diary!!

Clive Owen-Fuck- He's cute

Daniel Craig-Kill..something about him gets under my skin and I don't know why!

Anonymous said...

Hello Caroline, Wildhart, Melinda.

LJ said...

Hi Melinda!

Right Tracy this is an easy one for me (love those choices).

Fuck Daniel Craig....because lets face it you would be fucking James Bond.

Marry Colin Firth because he seems lovely.

Kill Clive Owen, does nothing for me and I think hes a crap actor.

Caroline said...

SueBee-

Lol about the Lee Press-On Nails. The same thing happened to my BFF at our first formal dance. She was devastated. But I loaned her the black elbow length gloves that I was wearing and the problem was solved.

My first formal was black and royal blue. Ahhh, this brings back sweet memories. I need to listen to some Whitney Houston...

Melinda said...

Colin-m, he seems like a really sweet man

Clive-f, I love him and his accent is beautiful

Daniel-k, meh he really does nothing for me

Wildhart007 said...

Dreamer I was just like you as far as dances went.

Daniel Craig gotta F**k, I got a thing for Bond Guys. can't tell from my 007 LOL

Colin Firth marry he is just great

gonna have to google Clive Owen

Caroline said...

Hi Linda! I love your picture. : )

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

Lee's Press On Nails and furry, False eyelashes. I even wore mink ones!

Sorry, about being in the middle of the game-be back soon.

Anonymous said...

Thanks SueBee
Now I can't stop singing Sweet Caroline!!

;-p

Wildhart007 said...

Caroline
Thanks, but i think I'm gonna get tired of it real quick.

Suebee loved the nail story

Hi Melinda

Anonymous said...

Colin Furth _ Marry.. he seems kind of sweet.

Clive Owen - I'd go with kill.. don't quite like that guy for some reason

Daniel Craig - Uhm.. fuck.. for sure.. did you guys not see him in those yummylicious La Perla swim trunks?!


(sorry! My friend that's getting married next week is chatting with me)

SueBee said...

Daniel Craig--marry--love his beautiful blue eyes, not to mention when he came out of the water in the first James Bond movie. Yowza

Clive Owen--f***--he isn't that pretty but there is a sexy bad boy thing to him

Colin Furth--Kill--Not my type

Caroline said...

M/F-Colin Firth: (sigh) He'll always be Mr. Darcy to me.

I'll send Daniel and Clive to Liza and Melinda so they can have a repeat performance. ; )

Caroline said...
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Melinda said...

So real life story here-

last night I did a GNO with friends. We had to wear crazy hats (long story) and the one that I got stuck with was none other than a "goofy" hat with ears attached to the hat and everything!

Anonymous said...

SueBee

The press on nails thing is funny.. hehehe..

One of my dates at a formal dance talked to my boobs all night and then asked my best friend out before the night was over. He and I weren't dating, just went as friends.. but still!!

And then there was lingerie dude!! OMG!!

I've had such bad luck with formal dances.

LJ said...

Yep I saw them! and fucking him practically makes you a Bond girl in my eyes so its a win/win situation ;-D

Melinda said...

Thanks Caroline!!! Send him over.

Anonymous said...

I just managed to get sweet caroline out of my head.. I've been singing it all day!! And now it's back!!

hehehehehe

Now I've got to check my iTunes!

Wanna hear it.

Kami said...

Tracy your daughter is so beautiful and her boyfriend is cute.

Linda, love the picture of you leave it up! you're beautiful.

First formal dress: was red, and had a huge Scarlett O'Hara hoop like skirt...gotta love the 80s...

back to football and the hubby..have fun

DreamerKind said...

Melinda

Funny GNO with fkng goofy hats.

Anonymous said...

I know Tracy, that's what I just told SueBee..I can't stop singing it..with special emphasis being the Bump.Bump.Bump!!

Wildhart007 said...

Melinda

You must have got a pic with that hat, Right?

Melinda said...

Yeah there is a picture with me in the hat on my friends FB page.

You should have seen some of the other hats.

There were 8 of us and we were a sight to behold.

SueBee said...

Sweeeeeeeeeeet Caaroline!!!!!!!!!

BUMP BUMP BUMMMMMMMMMMMM


(SINGING LOUDLY!!!!0

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

olivia said...

Two possible groups

I - Young or fairly young and studly:
Javier Bardem
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Ryan Gosling


II - Old or dead but still studly ( sorry, 4 in this one)
Paul Newman
Robert Redford
Gene Kelly
Steve McQueen

DreamerKind said...

Can't we do them all?

Wildhart007 said...

Thanks Kami, we'll see.

Melinda that sounds like an awesome GNO

Linda

Anonymous said...

Javier Bardem-Kill..I don't know him.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt-Marry- He's just too cute.

Ryan Gosling- Fuck Definately..Yummy

Melinda said...

Joseph-m,he is so adorable for some reason and if you have never seen the photo shoot with him and Claudia Schieffer well it is hot.

Ryan-f, he is the gift that keeps on giving

Javier-k, although I like him this is the only option left

DreamerKind said...

Wildhart007

You know that "Linda" means "pretty" in Spanglish, har, har.

Anonymous said...

Good times never seem so good....

I've been inclined...

BUMP BUMP BUMMMMMMMMMMMM

to believe it never would....


*just gonna join in the insanity*

Caroline said...

I would like to marry both Paul Newman and Steve McQueen. They can be brother husbands, just like the sister wives on "Big Love" and we will all live happily ever after. The end.

olivia said...

Linda, your pic is lovely. Keep it. The rest of you too, by the way.

SueBee, at least the nail didn't land in your food at dinner,if you went out to eat afterwards. That would have been a total "grosseria" situation.

LJ said...

Okayyyy,

Fuck Ryan Gosling many times.

Marry Javier Bardem not sure why just kinda like his accent.

Kill the other guy I don't know who he is.

--------------------

Fuck Steve McQueen and Paul Newman.

Marry Gene Kelly so he could do the 'Singin In The Rain'
dance every day for me.

If I have to kill someone will have to be Robert Redford...sorry Bob.

Caroline said...

Awww, I love you girls!!! <3

SueBee said...

I - Young or fairly young and studly:
Javier Bardem-- No idea who he is)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt--No idea

Ryan Gosling--m and f--loved him in The Notebook


II - Old or dead but still studly ( sorry, 4 in this one)

Paul Newman--f**k then marry-if I could go back in time when he starred in the Long Hot Summer...
Loved his eyes and smile

Robert Redford--not as cute as Paul
so not interrested

Gene Kelly--Kill--I can't dance so I'd always feel awkward LOL

Steve McQueen--kill-just because

olivia said...

Duh!
Ouch, that sounded so wrong. I meant, the rest of the sassy sisterhood should keep their pictures too!

DreamerKind said...

Javier Bardem-Marry, so he can talk dirty to me in Spanish, every night.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt-fck-while we read literature and speak in tongues
Ryan Goslin-kill, he is after all a little goose gosling.


Paul Newman-Fuck for he's the Lust of my Life, from the cradle to the grave, undying lust.

Robert Redford-Marry-he smart and fosters indie films/docs. Love his blondness-all over.

Gene Kelly-Kill-he gave his dance partners bruises and cuts from his rough handling.

Steve McQueen-Fuck-he smiled so sweetly while he shot people-like that kind of quirkiness.

Anonymous said...

BUMP BUMP BUMMMMMMM

Anonymous said...

Why is it.. when I sit down to do something.. people I haven't spoken to in weeks suddenly pop up to chat, or call me, or send me some random text??


Javier Bardem - who?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Marry, he's such a cutie.. and did y'all know he could sing?!?

Ryan Gosling - fuck, because he's a hottie.. AND he can sing!

LJ said...

DK LOL!!!

'Steve McQueen-Fuck-he smiled so sweetly while he shot people-like that kind of quirkiness.'

he he he

Melinda said...

Okay here's 3:

Pierce Brosnan

Sean Connery

John Malcovich

Wildhart007 said...

Olivia Thank you

The first three not so sure about

I always love Paul Newman so marry him

Steve McQeen F**khe was always the bad boy

Robert Redford kill just not feeling it

Gene Kelly can dance me away..sigh

DreamerKind said...

Heathcliffe from Wuthering Heights-fictional character

Napeleon Bonaparte, Emperor

Duke of Windsor who left the throne to marry Wallis Simpson

Like any of these?

LJ said...

Melinda, are we talking in their prime?

DreamerKind said...

Pierce Brosnan-Marry-so I can have him every minute of every day for the rest of HIS life.

Sean Connery-Kill-too feisty, too fussy for me

John Malcovich-Fuck-his voice, makes clotted cream, clot thicker and I would, too.

Anonymous said...

Pierce Brosnan-F-He was remington steele..Hello...

Sean Connery-M-don't know why

John Malcovich-K...EWWW..

Melinda said...

Forgot to put down my reasons:

YES LIZA

Pierce-m, he is sexy, faithful, and has defended his wife in the media when they have not been nice to her about her weight.

Sean-f, I think he has a little naughtiness in him

John-k, fantastic actor but he is a little to crazy for me

Wildhart007 said...

Thank you Melinda 3 I know LOL

Sean Connery F**K, then F***k some more another sexy bond

Pierce Brosnan F**k, F**k, F**k, more bond, never get enough

Malcovich just kill him, he aggravates me.

Anonymous said...

Heathcliffe from Wuthering Heights-fictional character-F, something about him...

Napeleon Bonaparte, Emperor-K..he was NOT good people

Duke of Windsor who left the throne to marry Wallis Simpson-M...cause that's my only option left.

SueBee said...

Pierce Brosnan

Sean Connery

John Malcovich



Gotta pass on that round!

olivia said...

Javier Bardem is married to Penelope Cruz. He was just in Eat, Pray, Love with Julia Roberts. If you haven't read the book, it is a great, quick read. The movie was good, not great, but nice.

M & F- Javier ( Love those foreign men )
F-Ryan - Love the lean body. Beautiful in the Notebook.(Is that the right movie?)
K-Joseph ( Really hate to, he is so cute. Loved him in 500 days of Summer. He was very good in Inception.)

M-Gene Kelly - Have a crush on him in all the old movies.
F-Robert Redford, plus would love to go to Sundance.
K-Paul and Steve - Again wouldn't want to, but hey, they are already off making angelic movies together.

Melinda said...

DOW-m, if a man gives up the throne for you he is worth marrying

Heathcliff-f, he was a brooder so he is interesting


Neo-k, he was awful

Wildhart007 said...

Manjen

I agree with you totally on those three.

DreamerKind said...

Here I decided to just steal manjen's answers, I liked them so much:

"Heathcliffe from Wuthering Heights-fictional character-F, something about him...

Napeleon Bonaparte, Emperor-K..he was NOT good people

Duke of Windsor who left the throne to marry Wallis Simpson-M...cause that's my only option left."

Anonymous said...

Tracy wanted me to let everyone know that she is not ignoring anyone...she is on fb talking to a couple of old friends...she will be back shortly!!

Caroline said...

I'm going to say ditto to Melinda's comments and add how wonderful Pierce was when his first wife was battling cancer. He seems like a very good man.

LJ said...

Fuck Sean Connery...because hes cool as.

Marry Pierce Brosnan because he seems like a nice guy and yeah the awful media have said some horrible things about his wife and he always makes sure he says how beautiful she is (which she is) in interviews.

I can't kill John Malkovich...can I just be his friend?

DreamerKind said...

Linda
High five for manjen's answers!

olivia

"making angelic movies together" lol

DreamerKind said...

Oh, and Pierce shouted out about our Rob and his performance in RM!

Wildhart007 said...

Dreamer

Yes we all were on the same page with those three

Caroline said...

I'll BRB-My younger brother just called.

DreamerKind said...

Christopher Reeve

Keanu Reeves

Adam Sandler

DreamerKind said...

Christopher Reeve-marry-wondrous handsome, sweet, generous

Keanu Reeves-kill-don't know his mojo and if it's working for him

Adam Sandler-fuck-seems like he'd kiss me for hours while I looked into his twinkling eyes.

Melinda said...

Christopher-m, he's the marrying kind


Keanu-f, he is easy on the eyes and I think he is getting better with age-loved him in Something's Gotta Give


Adam, k- think he is funny but that's about it

Wildhart007 said...

Keanu Reeves I'll take him to the shed and not come out for a week

Christopher Reeve marry Superman of course

Adam Sandler kill, even though he can make me laugh but some of it is just awful.

SueBee said...

Christopher Reeve--Marry--I loved him as Richard Collier in Somewhere in Time. One of my favorite movies ever

Keanu Reeves--f**k--back when he was in the Speed movie when he had a little more muscle

Adam Sandler--kill--funny only goes so far

olivia said...

M- Pierce - Not only is he intelligent, well read, and worldly, he is suave, debonair, and has a great sense of humor. I love his voice, and plus he is a faithful husband and father. Great actor. Winner all the way around.
F-Sean-Much of the same as above.
K-John M. _ Brilliant, quirky, fascinating actor. Too scary, off the wall to F and/ or M. Really don't know what he is like in private life. Could have us all fooled. I do try to see his movies.

Anonymous said...

Christopher Reeve...

Keanu Reeves-F- He is cute..

Adam Sandler-M- Because he makes me laugh

No killing in this round!!

:-)

DreamerKind said...

Christian Slater


Christopher Walken


Nicholas Cage

DreamerKind said...

Come on, Sassies, throw those names out at us.

LJ said...

Marry Christopher Reeve...he was lovely and he was Superman.

Fuck Keanu Reeves....erm just because.

Kill Adam Sandler....no other redeeming qualities for me apart from the fact hes quite funny.

Wildhart007 said...

Slater and Cage kill they just seem to like themselves too much

Walken not sure Don't want to do any of the three to him. Strange

Melinda said...

Christopher-m, I love him and he would keep life very interesting

Christian-f, he's got a little bad boy in him

Nic-k, even though he is related to a brilliant director he bugs me

DreamerKind said...

Christian Slater-kill-smirks too much for my taste so off with his head!

Christopher Walken-Marry-He can tap dance down an escalator!


Nicholas Cage-Fuck-I find him mesmerizing and powerfully male.

SueBee said...

Christian Slater--f**k--He looked hot is Batman


Christopher Walken--Marry--I love his voise


Nicholas Cage--kill--he won't give up and just admit to being bald! LOL

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

Yeah, agree about Nick and plus bald man are rumoured (like that LJ) to be very virile!

Kay said...

M - Christopher Reeve - I'm with SueBee, loved him in Somewhere in Time

F - Keanu - in his yummy Speed days

K - Adam - if I have to kill one of them

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M - Pierce - seems very sweet

F - Sean - the voice, the intensity, yum

K - John M - gives me the creeps

DreamerKind said...

It's cold enough in my place to tonight to either use the fireplace or put on the heat. You all choose for me, please!

Anonymous said...

Christian Slater-F-Just because.


Christopher Walken-M- Loved him in Hairspray


Nicholas Cage-K-He freaks me out.

LJ said...

Right I'm going to bed I'm afraid, it's 3am and I can't keep my eyes open.

Good night all you lovely ladies.

If Syd comes on tell him from me he would be my 'F' every time :-)

*hugs to you all*

Liza

Kay said...

Dreamer - fireplace :) fight the furnace as long as possible!

olivia said...

M & F - Christopher Reeve - Beautiful man and promising young actor in his prime. He was so courageous and admirable while fighting the brave fight throughout his paralysis after his equestrian accident. So tragic when he died, and even more tragic, that his wife died of cancer so soon after him.

K-Keanu - not my type

Double K -Adam - Even though there are a few movies where he is OK to quite good ( ie - the one with Drew Barrymore, where she forgets who he is on every date), the majority absolutely annoy me.

Wildhart007 said...

Dreamer

A fire is always my first choice.

Hi Kay

Melinda said...

Manjen-

I loved Hairspray. Did you know that John Travolta told producers he would sign on to play Tracy's mom if they could get Christopher to play the dad?

Kay said...

Hi Linda :)

Anonymous said...

Goodnight Liza!!!

**HUGS**

Melinda said...

Night Liza!

Wildhart007 said...

Nite Liza
Sweet dreams

Olivia you are so right about Christopher R

Anonymous said...

Melinda

I didn't know that...that is an interesting piece of trivia..

SueBee said...

My Bad! Got my Christians confused.

Disregard--I'm retarded! :o) LOL

Melinda said...

Well here you go Susan:

Christian Bale


Harrison Ford


Warren Beatty

DreamerKind said...

Night Liza!

Wildhart007 said...

I gotta leave for a about an hour. Someone just called and needs a ride. I feel like a taxi cab service today. Be back later, have fun all.

Linda

Anonymous said...

Bye Wildhart

SueBee said...

Christian Bale--LOL- Redo! What I said before


Harrison Ford-I'd say marry but back when he was Han Solo


Warren Beatty--kill--he was a philanderer

Melinda said...

Christian Bale-f, he is hot and a bad boy to boot


Harrison Ford-m, he is rugged and I just love him


Warren Beatty-f, he knows his way around women for sure

olivia said...

K-Slater- Don't like him

K- Walken - Great actor - But he creeps me out usually.

M- Cage, but only when he was younger.
Something about him reminds me of an old boyfriend that I had. Wasn't it Cage that was in
Raising Arizona? I love that movie. Also, with Cher in Moonstruck? He has given some excellent performances in the past.

Melinda said...

Bye Linda,be careful

DreamerKind said...

Hi, Kay!


Christian Bale-kill-not interested

Harrison Ford-marry-intensely intellectual and male.

Warren Beatty-fuck-him back in the day-no one more sexy or beautiful.

Anonymous said...

Christian Bale-K- I get the feeling he is an asshole..and I hate guys who are assholes!


Harrison Ford-M-He just seems like the type you would marry


Warren Beatty-F, He's been around and has to know what he is doing.

Anonymous said...

Sorry about that!! My friend from college was talking to me as well as my friend who's getting married next weekend. Lots of things to catch up on.

I see lots of choices, but Imma make this one easy.

I'm fucking JRM.

DONE!

Fastest game EVER!!

DreamerKind said...

See you Linda, later on.

Melinda said...

Olivia-

I love Raising Arizona. That movie is a classic.

Kay said...

Sorry SueBee, I am sharing your brain tonight...for all of the same reasons:
F - Christian Bale
M - Harrison Ford
K - Warren Beatty

Kay said...

Hi Dreamer!

Still keeping my eyes open for my chance with JRM....just saying.

Melinda said...

LOL Tracy- Lord help him if you ever met him!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE RAISING ARIZONA

Give me that baby, you warthog from hell!

SueBee said...

Love Raising Arizona!


Do these balloons come in funny shapes?

Not unless circular is funny

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