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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Robert and Kristen- The Best Is Yet To Come!


My oh my...
That is some kinda beard, Mister Sir.
You look kinda... Gruffy.
 I like it.
A lot.
It suits you somehow more than the polished Edward look...
But the fact remains that you just got off an 11 hour flight
and you still look fantastic.
As in fanFUCKINGtastic.
Amazing.


And who do I spy behind you?
Is it...
Could it be?
Adorable Thomas?
I have to say...
I've missed his face.
The beard suits him too...
Makes him less pretty... more rugged.
Pretty fucking OK in my book.



 See... these pictures are all kinds of delicious.
Beards.
Walking.
Robert back in the good ol' USA
(safe from harm)

And LOOK!
A mysterious blonde!!
All the bases are covered!
Thank goodness for that.

People had Robert all over the place yesterday.
NY at some concert
which turned out to be Ed something or other
from Gossip Girl.
Sorry... but I NEVER got his appeal
(Is that mean? Oh well)
And to be confused with Robert??
REALLY??
Can I just say...
NO
FUCKING
WAY.
I'm sure he's a very nice guy and all...
But um...
NO.
No real fan of Robert would look at that guy and say
"Oh hey... look... it's Robert Pattinson!"

Just NO.


OK.
So.

There has been a lot of blather about where Kristen is as well...
Besides NY with Fake Rob...
(Does that mean there is a fake Kristen, too?)
She has been spotted here there and everywhere.
It is amazing how many people fucking lie on Twitter
Isn't it?
Seriously.
What.The.Fuck?

I suppose I kinda get the fun of poking the beast...
(something I enjoy every now and then)
But to lie about seeing Robert and/or Kristen
is a pretty lame cry for attention.

ANYWAY.

Robert is back in Los Angeles.
So tell me...
Where do you think Kristen is?

Heh.

Of course he went back to L.A.
He always goes back to her.
They always end up together.

Yeah. Yeah....
It's ALL work related.
Keep telling yourself that.

Heh.



You shouldn't get upset that Robert can't seem
to stay away from Kristen.
I don't think he can help it...
It's like...
Magnetic.
He's always pulled back to her.

So now I sit here with a big ol' smile 
on my face.
Big.
Like really Big.

And I'm kinda singing a song...
and maybe later I might even twirl a little.

It's good.
Great even.

So SMILE!
Be  Happy!


This post is brought to you by the letter *R* and the number *11*

R for Robert Pattinson
My intoxication level is off the charts at the moment.

R is for REUNITED
And it feels so good.

The number 11
That's how long the flight from 
London to Los Angeles is.
And how many 
Hops, Skips and Jumps
I've done so far...

;)


Bye for now
♥♥♥

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DreamerKind said...

Nashville is called "The Athens of the South"?

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SueBee said...

Tracy,

You saw Shinedown??? Their version of "Simple Man" just rocks.

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Anonymous said...

Is Nashville called the Athens of the South???

I know we call it Music City, and NashVegas...

and SueBee.. it was nice to hear it live. Wish the guy had a bit more stage presence though. He showed up in a suit, and sat on a stool.. for almost the whole concert

DreamerKind said...

Lady Antebellum was here at our Corn Fest last summer and this summer they are mega superstars.

Of course, I didn't go to see them FREE, since being clueless, must suit me, too. Don't like living in the cornfields that's why I am moving into Downtown Chicago soon. You can all come here and stay at my place, yes?

Oh, well. I did get to see George Jones the year he turned 70 and he was still in his prime.

SueBee said...

Tracy

He's kind of creepy looking but I love the voice.

Anonymous said...

Don't know if I can be *too* helpful with the modern day stuff, Dreamer.

I listen to a lot of stuff, and I have a LOT of music, but I can't ever settle on a permanent favorite.

It's times like these I usually just hand someone my ipod and go "look"

SueBee said...

Seeing Keith Urban in concert was one of my most favorite things ever.

Random post

DreamerKind said...

Nashville, Athens of the South:

By the 1850’s, Nashville had already earned the nickname of the “Athens of the South” by having established numerous higher education institutions as well as being the first Southern City to establish a public school system.

By the end of the century,
Nashville would see Fisk University, Saint Cecilia Academy, Montgomery Bell Academy, Meharry Medical College, Belmont University, and Vanderbilt University all open it doors..

At the time Nashville was known to be one of the most refined and educated cities of the south, filled with wealth and culture. It had several theatres as well as plenty of elegant accommodations. Nashville was a vibrant expanding town, but that would all come to a complete halt with the civil war beginning in the 1861, it would devastate Nashville and it’s residents until it ended in 1865.

It would see the completion of the state capital building in 1859, and following the civil war Nashville would begin it’s rebuilding and growth once again with the completion of Jubilee Hall in 1876, General Hospital in 1890, The Union Gospel Tabernacle in 1892, a new state prison in 1898,and finally the Union Station opening in 1900.

And so, on and so on, and that's all folks!

DreamerKind said...

Simple Man on youtube now. Now that's what I call new, and fresh.

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOSH!!! There's one of THE best fresh texmex restaurants over near Vanderbilt!! It is amazing.
San Antonio Taco Company :)

Everybody should go at least once.

DreamerKind said...

Well, you aren't close enough for that but just throw some of your new stuff my way and I'll listen to it, yes?

DreamerKind said...

Susan,

Haven't heard Urban. On the side, hope he and Nicole are well living in Nashville. I love her too. All those years with Cruise and to be left, if that's the truth.

DreamerKind said...

And, this is so important, so anyone who reads this can help me...

I need a new scent, perfume.

Been wearing old Chanel and new Chanel (still wonderful, yes) but something inspiring. Stole my daughter's Lauder Pleasures, and it is, but come on, something new.

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SueBee said...

DK


Perfume is one of those things that is different for everyone, depending on what you favor.


My favorite perfume I wear every day is Victoria Secret's Dream Angels Heavenly. It suits me but you might not like it.

Go to a perfume counter and test a few scents to see what you like.


I'm off for bed--need to get up in a few hours.

Good night!

DreamerKind said...

So true.

Sleep well, Susan, Satrical Suzy.

DreamerKind said...

SueBee

Forgive...satirical.

DreamerKind said...

Tracy
We gave it a whirl, a start. I knew you would have some good musica. Gracias.

I'm off now, but will be back, gotta troll the Milky Way.

"Hugs"

1200+ commentarios, si, Senor.

DreamerKind said...

A nice, apologetic tune for late night, after the facts?

"I Never Meant to Hurt You: Laura Nyro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOZKLUAJU8

DreamerKind said...

Now that Laura Nyro tune by the Master-Barbra Streisand

"I Never Meant To Hurt You"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdwBkgLNcoo

So Lovers, kiss and make up.

And for those of us alone, you're not!

DreamerKind said...

My fellow Humans, we do get it right, when we love.

"Something So Right"

Paul Simon sings for us all, here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQqAKAAkufE&p=EC2626FD65F31C46&playnext=1&index=33

DreamerKind said...

Finally, no more from me, I promise for tonight, after 1226 comments, we need:

"An American Tune"

For we are still trying to change the world, one word, one blog, one comment, one kiss, one hug, one anything, at a time.

Paul Simon-can't shut him out with this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQqAKAAkufE&p=EC2626FD65F31C46&playnext=1&index=33

Anonymous said...

Wait for it.. could it be...


Yep. It's me. Up before the sun again.

And I'm sending her text messages to get her out of bed..

bwahahahaha... the psycho cat just attacked her!

LJ said...

Tracyyyyyyyy!!!!! Morning chica!

*hugs*

Anonymous said...

Liza!!!!

*hugs hugs*

How are you doing today my sweet?

30 said...

DK if our still here, defiantly try Burberry perfume. I work in a high end retail store so I know all the one's that are expensive but worth it. Burberry is one of my personal favorites :)

Elaine said...

T-Morning babe!
I'm up as well...its freaking pouring out there. I just wanna stay in bed.

LJ said...

Good thanks gorgeous! just getting ready for work booooooooooooooo

Morning Elaine and 30!

Elaine said...

Morning LIza!!!

Thanks the lawrd is friday...couldn't have come sooner for me. I have the one and only hangover. :( And a dinner party to host tonight.

Anonymous said...

Hey E! :)

I'm telling you guys.. this getting up early doesn't work for me.

E, hope you can swim.. you guys are getting TONS of rain right now!


I hope you have a good day at work Liza :) At least it's Friday, right

Hi 30! *waves*

LJ said...

It's pouring down with rain here too Elaine....bloody English weather!

I'm sure you will be a fabulous hostess tonight....deffo the hostess with the mostess!

:-)

Elaine said...

Liza-

I don't know...I feel like crap right now. I hope they won't mind if the food sucks. Don't know if I'm up for all that cooking.

30 said...

Hi LJ :) You kept your pic up, so pretty!

Guess what girls!

Governor Schwarzenegger just signed into law the paparazzi reform bill AB 2479! It will go into affect on January 1st, 2011.

I am so happy at least R and K will be a little bit safer now from those leeches :)

LJ said...

Thanks Tracy, should be a pretty easy day...speak to you later!

Just reading last nights posts, sounds like you had a 'ahem' fun afternoon yesterday Elaine ;-) heh heh

...and Smitty, that guy sounds like such a creep...arghhh I hate men like that!! glad you made your escape anyway my love.

*hugs all round*

Liza ღ

Elaine said...

30-that's awesome!!! Thanks for the good news.

Elaine said...

Liza-Most def! We had a lovely time yesterday :)

Anonymous said...

That reminds me, Smitty.. I hope Gruff calmed down.. Because SueBee was ready to give him a stern talking to if he hadn't. And I'm even kinda scared of her being stern.

Ugh.. and now the kiddo wants her hair braided. She expects me to be coordinated.

LJ said...

I'm sure you did Elaine, can't beat a bit of afternoon delight!.....ha ha....

....and I'm positive the food will be fabulous, how could it not be with someone as cool as you making it. I bet dinner parties at your house are FUN!

*Lots of love to you all*

Elaine said...

T-I love braiding hair...wish I was closer, I'd love to help you out!

Anonymous said...

Hey Tracy and Roseland-

First, Tracy do u ever sleep?? I haven't gone to bed yet and you are already starting your day?

Second, thanks for being so concerned last night. Everything is fine--new regulations regarding such a situation and he wasn't mad at me. Men are kind of
weird-but we knew that.

Have a good Friday!

Elaine said...

Liza-You're damn right! Nothing beats an afternoon delight...especially when there's an encore. God I'm soo bad!
Awww...thanks! We actually do have a lot of fun when people come over. And two of my favorite are coming tonight. One of them plays the piano and the other sings. They're in a band and we all love it when we get a little tipsy and they start to jam.

LJ said...

Hey Smitty :-)

Wish I had been there, all 5ft3 of me would have kicked his pervy ass!

Have a great day lovely,

Liza

Anonymous said...

Hey girl :)

I *do* sleep.. but with the hubster out of town, it falls to me to wake the kiddo up. I'm SO not a morning person.. so as soon as she's out the door, I'm heading back to sleep.

Glad things are good.

Now go get some sleep! And we'll catch ya laters

*hugs*

Elaine said...

Rosefan-

Morning!!! So good to hear that all is well. But then again I knew it would be.
No sleep he? I got a few hours but I'm too hungover to start my day...I have no idea how I'll function at work :(

LJ said...

Ha ha yeah Elaine, bring on the encore eh ;-)

Sounds like my kind of party...you'll have a great time!

Elaine said...

Liza-I love repeat performances :)

LJ said...

Can't beat a repeat performance....especially when its a matinee!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Elaine said...

Liza-

You and me think alike...I love it! hahahah

Anonymous said...

Going back to bed!

Talk to everybody later!

Elaine said...

Laters T-sleep well!

LJ said...

He he you know it Elaine!

Bye Tracy flove you!

I'm going to work aswell....rubbish.

Ta ta ladies.

Anonymous said...

You guys are so funny to wake up to--seriously, how do you do it.

E--no sleep as in the longest convo ever. Feel better but from what you said the afternoon thing was worth it. Who knew these rules for men...someone should write a book.

Liza-thanks! It wasn't that big a deal. Just a gross guy trying to get his jollies. I should have just punched him but the first time I didn't think of it, the second I kind of did and by the third I was grossed out and kind of shocked.

Get some rest Tracy!

Anonymous said...

Men definitely need rule books.. And they claim women are complicated..


I know, I know... I'm going..

Have a great day!!

:)

Elaine said...

1Rosefan-

I know, it takes a while to catch up to men and their reactions to certain situations. They think totally different from us.
Yeap...I wanna implement the afternoon delight as a once a month thingy.

I'm cooking again tonight...dinner party for Em since she's leaving sunday.

Anonymous said...

What are you making e?

30 said...

Your welcome for the update Elaine. :)


Have a great day everyone! Hopefully Rose will be around today for a new post.. 1000 comments on this one WOW LOL

I love how positive energy is being spread here as of late :) Loving all in Roseland. :)

Elaine said...

I'm making chicken kebabs, basmati rice and shirazi salad. For dessert I'm making a flan.
I have my work cut out for me. We're 15 in total.

Anonymous said...

Rose? Where are you? Are you okay? I miss you and hope you are okay. I know you probably are but I hate when you disappear--it makes me worry.

I doubt you will see this but wanted to pit some love for you out there.

Anonymous said...

Sounds awesome--I hope you have a great night and I'm sorry she has to go.

Melinda said...

Hey everyone-

I most likely will be out today and tomorrow so I hope everyone has a great day etc.

Elaine said...

Smitty-I'm starting to feel the anxiety level rise. I don't want her to go. :(

Elaine said...

Hey M! Enjoy your time off!

Cate said...

Good Morning Roseland!

TGIF to all you fair ladies, the flowers & goat.

1200+ comments! I’ll never catch up!

Saw some of that advice on how to slyly coast. I bow to the brilliant professors of the perv.

@Caroline: hope your night improved immensely. Those days make it hard to remember what we keep doing this for.

@Tracy: your twisted arm will heal my friend. But I think the hubster will be thanking me in the end. Those shoes are “kick ass” but I still have to say; they scream “knock me down and fuck me” at the end of the day :)

I owe…I owe…it’s off to work I go…whistle…twirl (would this be whirling???)

IT’S FRIDAY BABY!!!

<3 Cate

Melinda said...

Thanks E, hoping that I at least pop on when Rose post something new.

Having a RL GNO tonight and a busy day tomorrow.


Smitty-

glad things are okay now. He was a creep.

Anonymous said...

E--you've given her a place to rest and heal and she's coming back to you, That will sustain her.

katy said...

Rose, see what happens when you don't post...1270 comments...this is a record!


Smitty

You should have kicked that creep in the nuts, or punched him in the conk.

Take care

Elaine said...

Smitty-Thank you for putting out there that she's coming back to me. I keep on saying it...hopefully the universe will listen. ;)

Anonymous said...

Hi Roseland?

Its slower here finally I see. Still no news from Rose? I did get an email--she is fine but busy.

I heard there was some mess last night and you were all advising Smitty--very nice of you all.

Have a wonderful Friday and enjoy your weekends. I was hoping Liza might be here but I see I missed her. Story of my life.

Syd

Kami said...

new post from Rose

Jane said...

Rose, You know, I think I feel like twirling now that Rob is back home with Kristen.

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