All Signs Point To Yes...

Time to pull the Magic 8 Ball

out of the closet.

*wipes off a layer of dust*

OK... the orb is a bit dusty...

but in my defense...

Um...

Well...

Let's blame it on my ROBsession.

Yeah, that's it.

It's not because I'm lazy or anything.

OH MAGIC 8 BALL....

MAGIC 8 BALL...

*twisting and turning the orb in my hands*

WE SEEK THE TRUTH...

TRUTH SEEKERS WE BE.

*Shaking the magical orb*

1. Am I always going to be so madly in love with Robert Pattinson?

"As I see it, Yes"

2. OK... You know that picture of Rob from Cannes...

he's walking up the stairs...

He's talking on his cell phone...

Was he talking to Kristen?

"Without a doubt"

3. Is Nikki Reed going to tag along to Italy... because she can't

seem to get anyone to pay any attention to her otherwise?

"Most likely"

4. Did Rob read my fan letter?

"Cannot predict now"

5. OK. Shit. When Rob signed my autographs...

Each time he XX'd the kisses on the pictures...

Did he quietly murmur...

"I love you"

"Signs point to yes"

6. WOOOOOfuckingHOOOOOO

OK... OK...

Um...

Wait... give me a minute.

"Concentrate and ask again"

7. Wait a minute. I didn't really ask anything ...

Don't get pushy, Eight...

"Don't count on it"

*roughly shaking up Magic 8*

8. Ah... I feel better.

So... 8...

Is "Where's Oregano Part II"

coming out soon?

"It is certain"

9. Good.

Will "New Moon" be better than "Twilight"?

(not like that would be difficult to do)

"Outlook good"

10. I have to ask.

Now that Robert has written my name

(and yeah, I know I go back to that a lot...

do ya fucking BLAME me?)

And Rob and I have had this connection...

Will he decide that he can't live without me...

and show up at my door

(yeah... he does have my address now!)

And whisk me away to my happily ever after???

"Better not tell you now"

OK...

No need for me to get more delusional

than I already am.

Thanks Magic 8 Ball

Until next time...

Rob? You own me.

Bye for now ♥