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Friday, October 15, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Can They GET Any Closer?


*slipping on Rose-colored glasses*

Ah... that's better.

"What pretty rosy glasses you have, Grandma!"
(did you get the grandma part? Did ya?)
"The better to not see the bullshit, my dear!"

OK.
So here we are again.
Sometimes writing a blog every day gets kinda hard.
Especially when there isn't much to talk about.
Kinda same shit...
Different day.
Well... you know the drill.


So I'm posting lots and lots of Rob and Kristen
being forced to hang out and be together.
Forced to get close and personal.
You know how it goes.


So many pictures.
So many photo ops.
(And please... this whole post is DRIPPING with sarcasm
so don't even fucking go there... OK?)

Kinda weird, though...
I always thought that if you wanted to be seen...
That you would like...
BE SEEN.
Not just scrambling through airports 
and hiding in (and behind) cars


You know what I mean... right?
If you were performing for the cameras...
Why don't I see the performance?

Isn't that what staging a romance is all about?
 

We see brief glimpses into their lives.
Only moments.

There is a marked difference to how they are when they
know the cameras will be there...
To how they are when they think they are not being watched.
Complete opposite of a 'showmance'
Because they don't put on a show
Ever.



Rob's natural reaction to Kristen.
Smiles.
Getting Closer.
Bigger Smiles.
Even Closer.


And as close as you can get.


So what do we have?

Intimacy.
Smiles.
Touching.


Did you ever notice...
That the closer Robert and Kristen appear
The angrier and bitter some people get?
It's absolutely fascinating.

What are they going to do in the coming months (years)?
They are only going to get CLOSER.
What happens then?
IMPLOSION!

I suggest everyone purchase a pair of Rose colored glasses...
and perhaps a sturdy umbrella
and maybe even some good boots and a raincoat.

I see a major FOAMSTORM on the horizon.
Steady foam.
Constant foam.

BEWARE OF THE FOAM!

I'm thinking we might want to build ourselves an ark...


No Hyenas Allowed.
;)

OK... so the glasses slipped a little...
Sue me.

I was told I eat hate 'with a spoon'.
I talk about hate.
I admit it.
But I don't hate anyone.
And really...
I'm not talking about YOU.
Am I?
I've always thought of HYENA
as a vague generalization
Nothing specific.
Unless..
You THINK I'm talking about you.
Because this just gives me an excuse to throw in
one of my favorite sayings.

If the shoe fits...
Slide the bitch on.

This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *F*

S for shoes.
We need some good ones for...
are you ready...
for...
TWIRLING!!!
Lots and Lots of TWIRLING!

F for Foam/Foamers/Foaming
I'm telling you...
The foam is TOXIC.
Stay away from the foam.
I repeat...
Don't Go Near The Foam!

Enjoy chasing your tails.
(Hint: You will never catch them)
;)

Bye for now
♥♥♥

636 comments:

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Wildhart007 said...

Yeah I've noticed the service error also, but did not attribute it to anything in particular.

Kami said...

K

SueBee said...

Something stupid this way comes....

Marlen

Idiot--quit preaching about profanity. I saw your post where you called Kristen a bitch. I saved it as a matter of fact.

Hypocritical cross dressers--I'm tellin' ya.



How is everyone else????


BTW, when I'm all dressed for the party, I'll get a pic. It's next Saturday. :o)

Kami said...

Leo thank you

Wildhart007 said...

Thank you Leo aka Cybergod

Linda

LJ said...

Leo once again you are my hero.

** Smitty I ❤ you **

SueBee said...

Thank you, Leo!!!!

Melinda said...

Come back from shopping and I see that the Wicked Witch of the West has made another appearance...

so her "holier than thou" demeanor is slipping I guess.


Hello again to the rest of you...

Wildhart007 said...

Waves Melinda

Susan can't wait for pic!

Kami said...

Hi Susan and Melinda, how are yall?

SueBee said...

Hi Kami, Hi Melinda, Hi LJ, Hi Wildhart!!!!

Hello lurkers!

DreamerKind said...

Wildhart007
Linda
Thanks, I'm really good.

Why, I've even been over to the park next door in an effort to save a poor dog. Turned out it was just a major barker and did not need saving, lol.

Gorgeous day here.

Wildhart007 said...

Smitty I know you must be angry, but we all heart you!

Linda

LJ said...

Hi SueBee, can't wait for the sassy pic!

Wildhart007 said...

DK

Sounds like you needed a muzzle ;)

SueBee said...

We're judging people by teeth now?

Are we throwing height and weight in too?

Whatever happened to "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all?"

The idiocy is really starting to chafe me!!!!

DreamerKind said...

SueBee
You'll look great in the 20's costume.

Melinda said...

Susan- you will have to put the picture up here so we can see it. I can totes see you as a flapper.


Linda- back to the age thing you don't look like you are about to turn 50.

DreamerKind said...

Wildhart007
You're right, sometimes I do need a muzzle, pun, pun.

Wildhart007 said...

Melinda

You are also my bestest buddy ever...HUGS!!!!!!

Elaine said...

Hi Susan, DK, Linda, Mel and anyone else I missed!!

Liza-You're still here-my day just keeps on getting better and better. Hope yours is too!

Leo-You're the best!!

E.

Kami said...

bbl going to fix dinner..haven't eaten all day and just realized that.

SueBee said...

I've ALWAYS wanted to dress as a Flapper but never had the opportunity.

I'm goinG to try to look as close to the time period as possible. (No hair bob though!)

Kami said...

I saw an article the other day about the faux 20s Bob..can't remember which site though

Melinda said...

Hey Elaine- started that vacay yet???

Melinda said...
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katy said...

New post

Anonymous said...

Thanks Kami--Leo is kind of bossy but I hope you didn't mind.

You know there is karma flying everywhere right now and I'm kind of loving watching it all just happen.

I would also like to thank the zit fairy for visiting the bitch I have to work with today...lol! We're going to need more pancake batter over here pronto!

I really need to be nice. I really need to be nice. I really need to be nice. I really need.....

Smitty

Wildhart007 said...

Kami love your avi

Hi! Elaine! Hope you are having a great day!

Linda

DreamerKind said...

Elaine
Howdy!

SueBee said...

Pancake batter?

Kami said...

Smitty lol I don't mind I had just deleted it seconds before he told me to...didn't want anyone to see it

Melinda said...

Smitty-love how you actually keep your cool through all of this. It really says something about your character.

And I see you changed your account.

Elaine said...

Melinda-Shit got started last night! Can't waste time :)

E.

LJ said...

Hi Elaine! glad your enjoying your girls day!!!!

lol Smitty....just keep obviously staring at the zit then looking away when she catches your eye...

heh heh heh
:-D

DreamerKind said...

New post!

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