Forgive Me My Trespasses...

A couple of things I wanted to say.

A disclaimer...of sorts.

1. Obviously everything Twilight is owned by Stephenie Meyer.

Hell...I'm fucking owned by her.

I'm not sure if I should hate her guts...or worship her...

She has given me Edward.

Fucking Edward Cullen.

And I've never been the same since I've read "Twilight"

NEVER.

And of course,

Edward has brought me to Robert.

Fucking Robert Pattinson.

And I've never been the same since he's been connected to "Twilight"

Jesus.

2. I have a "Pocket" Edward.

I have for a while now.

There have been people who have written hilarious blogs

on the adventures of their "Pocket" Edward.

Did I say hilarious?

Add fucking hilarious.

Anyway.

I don't mean to tread on their shit.

I took some pictures of my

Pocket Edward.

And believe me

They aren't anywhere near as funny

or clever.

But a promise is a promise.

And its not something that I will be doing

with any regularity.

Although.

It was kinda fun.

Heh.

3. All the pictures of Robert Pattinson

that I use on this blog...

belong to someone else.

I stake no claims on any of the pics...

I just use them...

Cuz they are so purty...

I don't mean to rain on anyones parade...

Or take anything that's not mine.

But he IS real purty...

For Fucking Reals.

I'm just saying.

4. Yeah, I don't have a number 4.

I'm just in a rambling kinda mood

I guess.

Oh yeah.

I fucking adore Robert Pattinson.

Can he GET any cuter?

Why does he have to be so

God damn

Fucking

PERFECT?

Yeah.

Shit.

Enough already.

Bye for now♥