Twilight Madness

So...I've been thinking....

1. The Twilight DVD comes out tonight at Midnight.

No. I won't be at any of the Twilight parties...

But it's not because I think I'm too good to go...

Or too old even...

It's because there isn't anyone to go WITH.

Otherwise?

I would fucking be there to get my copy.

Who am I kidding?

2. I'm kinda pissed off at Summit.

OK...not because they basically fucked up the movie...

but because there are like...

a zillion and one different versions of Twilight coming out.

WTF?

Seriously?

How many versions do I have to buy?

Which brings us to...

3. I'm not even fucking sure...

how many versions of Twilight I am getting.

First I had pre-ordered from Amazon...

but then the Borders special edition came out...

so I ordered from Borders.

Then the Target special edition came out...

So I pre-ordered from Target.

OK.

Then I canceled my existing pre-order from Amazon...

But then...

I was looking at my order history at Borders...

and the Twilight DVD was nowhere to be found.

WTF?

Are you fucking kidding me?

So...

I fucking order another DVD from Borders...

Even though at this late date...

It says it won't be sent until sometime in April.

Shit.

OK.

THEN.

I fucking get a bullshit email from Borders...

saying my fucking DVD order has shipped.

WHAT?

So now...

I supposedly have a DVD coming in the

next few days...

AND

one coming in April...

on top of the one from Target....

Got that?

So...I open my email this morning...

and guess what?

Amazon has told me that for ordering through them...

I will be offered some code to watch

Twilight online after midnight tonite.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Amazon now?

How many fucking DVDs am I getting?

And the funny thing is...

I was actually considering running out tomorrow

and picking up another copy...

so I could watch it and not have to wait.

Shit.

Do you see how much Summit

has fucked me over?

I feel like I've been

rode hard...

and put away wet.

Bye for now ♥