I have to.
1. OK. Rob is finally on the cover of PEOPLE.
May I ask...
What the fuck took you so long?
Rob has been in the magazine before...
He's been on the cover in the little sidebar...
But this is his first real cover.
2. And what does PEOPLE decide to talk about?
Rob's love life.
You put the most beautiful, fascinating, interesting man
walking on the face of this earth
on your fucking cover...
and you talk about love triangles and rumors?
3. Wouldn't it have been nice for PEOPLE
to have talked about Rob's latest acting roles?
Maybe talked to him...
ask him some intelligent questions
about New Moon and Remember Me?
We get unsubstantiated bullshit.
And you know me...
I'm all for the whole Rob/Kristen thing
TOO MUCH BULLSHIT.