The Ugly Truth.

I hold these truths to be self-evident...

1. Comic Con scares the shit outta me.

Rob looked wonderful

(as usual)

He seemed fairly comfortable

and didn't seem to mind

handing off the screaming to Taylor.

Rob seemed like his usual

adorkably goofy self.

I was worried.

Rob is still Rob.

2. Kristen Stewart looked exhausted.

And she needed a shower.

And a comb.

And maybe she needed to wash

off the Joan Jett make-up.

She's still fidgety and nervous...

but when Rob is next to her?

She's better... and she smiles.

They both smile.

I like that.

3. Nikki Reed was there.

She is obviously still friends

with Kristen.

She looked lovely.

4. Why do people have to scream?

Why?

Rob walks on stage...

And they scream and scream

and scream and scream...

(and scream and scream)

Why?

Rob tries to talk...

They fucking scream.

Don't they want to know

what he has to say?

5. At the Comic Con panel...

People kept yelling out

while the cast were trying to talk.

"You're sexy!"

"You're hot!"

and the best one?

"I love you, Edward!!"

Really? REALLY??

6. Why do people insist on talking

on cell phones while driving?

Its not against the law

in Wisconsin.

And everywhere I looked today...

People were chatting away.

They were also slow to react to

the change of the signal...

Swerved in and out of traffic...

And drove below the speed limit

Because they couldn't concentrate.

Assholes.

7. I saw the NM clips that were shown

at the Comic Con panel.

Both of them were good.

But the one where Bella

is racing to the clock tower?

I cried.

Yes.

I cried.

Edward is in the shadows...

about to step out into the sun...

And I get all angsty

and start to fucking sob.

Pathetic.

I know.

8. I probably shouldn't drive a car.

I become SUCH a lunatic when I drive.

Seriously.

Someones behind me?

"Back off, asshole"

Someone turns in front of me?

"Nice blinker, fuckface"

Someone just happens to be

on the same stretch of road

that I am driving on?

"I hate ALL you muthafuckers!"

So you see...

I'm a bitch on wheels.

9. Robert Pattinson.

I've reached my saturation point.

I never thought I could.

Never.

But all the damn Remember Me

pictures and videos...

The endless photo outtakes...

And now the fucking hype

of Comic Con and New Moon.

It's too much.

I don't want to see him right now.

It's too damn emotional.

Its too fucking hard.

I'm done.

10. I went out to lunch and a movie

with some girlfriends today.

It was nice.

No Rob.

No Twilight/New Moon.

A couple of drinks

(raspberry margaritas)

An oriental salad...

And

"The Ugly Truth"

It was a cute movie...

And I laughed.

And No Rob.

So it was exactly

what I needed today.

Bye for now ♥