Oh ye of little faith.
Are you happy now?
Because I have a HUGE smile on my face
probably not as big as the ones on
Robert and Kristen's faces...
But it's been non-stop smiling
for a while now.
Having it publicly confirmed?
Icing on the cake.
Kristen has her cake and eats it, too)
I really didn't come here to gloat.
There really isn't a NEED to do that...
Because even if the Hyenas and Haters
don't want to believe that Rob and Kristen
are indeed together
They already know the truth.
You know they do.
They are so damn vicious and nasty about it...
Here I am.
Let's start at the beginning, shall we?
This is a pic taken from the video that started
this whole uproar.
Now, the video is actually more telling...
But come on
It's so obvious that is Robert and Kristen.
The Haters/Hyenas were growling about
"PICS OR NO PROOF"
or some bullshit like that.
How about this?
Yeah. Pretty sure that is Kristen and Rob.
Pictures = Proof... right?
So then what happened?
(Thanks to KStewShoes for finding this)
Now we have the Hyenas...
Foaming at the mouth.
The insults. The denials. The rationalizations.
Yap. Yap. Yap.
To me... the most bizarre?
"It's all a PR stunt."
That's the best you can come up with?
So Kristen stays out of sight for days in Budapest
She could have shown up with Rob on the movie set...
It's all for PR?
How does that make any sense at all?
Oh wait. It doesn't.
I'm dizzy from all the howling and snarling.
"Kristen has NO friends. Who would travel across the world
to spend her birthday with a guy?
Rob just feels sorry for her.
Why wouldn't she spend time with her family and friends?"
Yeah, Kristen... Girl... YOU SO CRAZY!
Why in the fucking world would you want to be with Rob?
Are you nuts?
I mean... it's just Robert Pattinson
The most gorgeous, charming, sweet and witty
man on the face of the planet.
You must have lost your mind to want to
spend any amount of time with him
when you could be with your friends!!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??!
It's so sad.
It really is.
That people just can't be happy
with the choices that Rob and Kristen
make in their own lives.
Rob and Kristen are getting slammed
all over the internet right now...
And for what?
Because they want to be together?
And that affects you... how?
I know how it affects me...
:-D <--- that's how
So now we have Sad Hyena.
So... so... sad.
All the excuses
All the rationalizations
All the denials
Will not change the fact that Rob and Kristen
Want to be together.
Time after time after time...
You can quote selective questionable interviews
You can howl "PR!!" as loudly as possible.
But guess what?
It doesn't change a thing.
And if they don't perform the way you want
them to in public?
They aren't doing this for you.
Or anyone else.
This isn't a performance for the public.
It's their lives.
If you want to cling to the fact that
Both Rob and Kristen travel with bodyguards
as some sort of 'clue' to what is going on...
OF COURSE they travel with Dean and John (ASB)
Why wouldn't they?
You are proof (sorry, no pics needed)
That there are scary irrational people out there
Who hate and threaten Kristen and Robert
for no other reason than they are together.
I'm glad both of them have someone
looking out for them.
1. Kristen is with Robert because that's where
she wants to be.
And because she CAN.
2. Yours is not to reason WHY.
Yours is just to sit and CRY.
I should just sit back and eat my popcorn
and watch the hyenas chase their tails.
(always a good show, by the way... heh)
Sometimes you just gotta write down
what you are thinking.
I hope Rob and Kristen are happy
wherever they are right this moment.
I know I am.
Bye for now.
By the way...
This post isn't about you.
But if it looks like a hyena
Whines like a hyena
SMELLS like a hyena...
I guess it could be.