There's nothing really going on in Rob-land...
So I thought I would post some of the pics
I had taken for "Where's Oregano 3- It's Personal"
You know... Where Oregano is always lurking around Rob...
I kinda miss Oregano.
Remember when Rob was 'grazed' by a taxi
while filming Remember Me in NYC?
Some rapid Paparazzi chased him into the street...
Well... I found a pic.
Look who is driving the cab...
And his passenger?
Nikki, of course.
Ah. The Rob manip.
Someone put Rob's beautiful face
on Oregano's stumpy body.
As. Fucking. If.
So there is my version of this picture...
Little green Rob wannabe...
Oregano tried so hard...
for so long...
But we all knew where this would end up.
I remember vividly when these pics came out.
So much chatter about Rob kissing Emilie.
I saw zero chemistry between them.
And it has nothing to do with me liking Kristen.
Look at how awkward and stiff they are.
Pocket Edward already has the stiff thing working...
(with Oregano hiding in the sand...)
You may think I don't like
(See? I can spell his name right...
if I look it up)
But I really have no ill will
toward the little condiment.
He's the Nice Spice.
And he's supplied me
with much laughter
while making the Oregano videos.
And Nikki Reed?
I'm sure she's very sweet.
But the way she plastered herself
to Rob and Kristen...
kinda got on my nerves.
The hugging and the kissing
and the arm holding
and the giggling
and the photo ops
and the sharing the cigarette
and the attaching yourself
to whatever will
make people notice you...
I hope Michael and his new Kristen look-alike
are very happy.
I hope Nikki and her Greek Paris
are very happy.
Now that they are out of the picture...
Rob and Kristen look pretty damn happy.
Where is Oregano?
I reluctantly have put the jar
back in the spice cabinet...
I shall miss you.
Bye for now ♥