They say its your birthday.
Happy birthday to you.
It's my birthday.
And I don't say that to get people
to wish me a happy day...
I say that...
Because it's my fucking birthday
And I feel like writing anything I want.
I always write whatever I want.
But this time I can do it while eating CAKE!
(You remember the delicious cake
with all the icing? That one)
Should I feel like this today?
The sun is shining.
I didn't wake up dead.
I get presents.
And the walls of Robsten denial
Yeah... This is how I feel today.
Jumping for joy!
Eating yummy cake dripping with icing...
And enjoying all of the excuses.
of the people out there
who just cannot accept what is right in front of them.
1. Rob and Kristen are together in London.
This isn't the first time, either.
They have been seen out and about.
Does it really matter?
The sightings are coming fast and furious now.
You know it bugs the hell outta you.
It's fucking eating you up.
2. Not liking Kristen Stewart is your right.
You also have a right to your opinion.
But hating her?
That's an opinion?
That's just sad.
3. People can keep saying that
Rob and Kristen are just 'friends'
Rob feels sorry for her because she
doesn't know anyone else in London.
Kristen is a lesbian
and Rob is helping her comes to grips with it.
Kristen is just using Rob because
he's the famous one now...
Rob is just using Kristen
because she's convenient.
Just make up shit as you go along!
Oh yeah... TOGETHER.
And its not like this is the first time
This is ALL the time.
Whenever they can be together...
If Rob were hanging with
ANY OTHER WOMAN
like he is with Kristen?
Of course they would be dating.
You can justify your hate for Kristen all you want.
If she wasn't WITH Robert...
You wouldn't give a shit about her.
You wouldn't have forums erected
just for the sole purpose of hating on her.
(and really... you are on the same side
as Perez. How fucking scary is THAT?)
And that concludes my birthday post.
I know its all been said before.
I know it will be said again.
I know that even if there were pictures
of Rob and Kristen making out in a pub...
There would be excuses and rationalizations
as to why Rob's lips were on Kristens.
I look forward to Robert and Kristen in NYC.
Will she be on the red carpet with Rob?
There will be after parties
and there will be sightings.
And there might be a picture of the 2 of them...
Bye for now.
Happy Birthday to Me!