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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Random Rose Rambling Rants Regarding Robert

I have a few random thoughts.
Well...
maybe more than a few
but I promise not to ramble.
Well...
I can't make that promise, either.

1. People are strange.
Like...
REALLY strange.
I've been accused of being bitchy and mean.
Am I?
I have my moments.
No doubt about it.
But see...
When people rip and tear at Robert and Kristen?
It tends to bring out the bitchy.
They fucking attack Robert for not living up
to THEIR expectations...
They shred Kristen apart for having the
fucking nerve to hang out with Robert.
They hate her for... existing.
Really.
So these are the people I call the Hyenas
Because they are disgusting, bitter mutts.
Who seem to have nothing better to do
than claw and bite at this young couple of actors.
Is that mean?

I will try to go slow here...
Because I know some people 
have comprehension skills.
(shit... is that mean?)

I haven't called You a hyena
(or have I?)
I mean... I haven't published this list
of Hyenas
(Although they know who they are)
Hyena is a METAPHOR.
Understand?
Here...
Maybe this will help.
(is that mean?)

-noun
1.
a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance, as in “A mighty fortress is our God.”Compare mixed metaphor, simile (def. 1).
2.
something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol. 
Get it now?
Hyena is a representation of the
ugly, nasty, clinging, hating scavengers
who chew and gnaw on Rob/Kristen.
Yeah. That's kinda mean...
but so apt. 

-APT
suited to the purpose or occasion; appropriate: an apt metaphor; a few apt remarks on world peace. 
Fucking Apt.


2. Kinda tired of the 'holier-than-thou'
attitude that gets pushed online.
Nauseatingly hypocritical.
You know what I am talking about?
People who feel they are 'above' the rabble.
They don't do drama.
They don't intrude on Robert's life.
Yeah. You don't really believe that...
Do you?
Well... I don't 'do' drama either.
I comment on it.
And we all know
(at least we should)
That Robert isn't reading this shit.
He's not reading your pure, saintly blog.
He's not reading my bitchy, mean blog...
He's not trying frantically to contact you
because you so obviously understand him
You are not his bodyguard...
His savior and protector.
(Is that mean?)


3. I get twittered...
and asked on my blog...
To just come out and say what 
I know about Robert and Kristen.
Have I ever once said I know anything?
Sure, I hear stuff...
I see things...
But it's speculation.
You have to know that
(is that mean?)
I make no claims of knowing
where Robert and Kristen are.
In fact...
I dare say that no one really knows.
Except Robert and Kristen.
(OK, and maybe family and friends)
(wait... so it sounds like a lot of people know)
And isn't that how it's supposed to be?

Is it possible that Robert and Kristen
are together right this moment?
Absolutely.
I hope they are.
I hope they are smiling.
I hope Kristen has a Happy Birthday.
She just might.

Bye for now.

Pssst...
If you find what I have to say
so repulsive
Don't read it.
And by the way...
This post ISN'T about you.
Is that mean?

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rose,baby,i adore these photos.They look so carefree and soooo young!I miss them(sniff!),but i hope that they're having a great time,together or not.

Muchos besos,

Ariel

Anonymous said...

The first pic of them as E/B is one of my favorites.

Anonymous said...

No Rose, you are not bitchy. You are protective to our amazing couple. Some ppl never have good thoughts and they are only jealous and dissatisfied. They are poor souls and have no joy in their life. No one can help them. To do that would be wasted energy.Love your blog and your views. Keep it up!

Patricia said...

Rose: I don't get it! Am I too old and feeble to understand that "THIS IS YOUR BLOG AND YOU CAN DAMN WELL SAY WHAT YOU WANT ON IT" IF THEY DON'T AGREE (FINE) STATE THEIR OPINIONS! JUST LEAVE ALL THE HATE OUT! THEN MAYBE SOMEONE WILL LISTEN IF YOUR COMMENTS ARE NOT JUST HATEFUL, UGLY WORDS ABOUT TWO PEOPLE THAT WE CARE ABOUT! GET IT YET!!!! I LOVE ROB AND KRISTEN LOVES ROB AND WE LOVE YOU ROSE!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT IS SAID HERE GO AWAY! JESUS ENOUGH ALREADY!
I think Kristen is there. I don't know why, I just have a feeling! I hope it's right, but if not, soon then.

Grazie Rose
I enjoy reading what you say everyday! Rock on Rose

Patty

Diane said...

Not mean - meaningful.

Anonymous said...

Kristen is in LA and Rob is filming in Budapest.Move on.

Patricia,if you have a feeling,then use it to win the lottery.

Anonymous said...

to anonymos 10.49
you're so angry ahhahhaha relax ahhaha

the hyena hit the roof

I love you rose

Anonymous said...

to anon 11:02
On the contrary.I'm very calm,but i just write about the way things are.If you don't like it,then skip my comment.

Anonymous said...

to anon 11.13
and you
if you don't like it,the skip patricia's comment and my comment and this blog and robert&kristen

ahhahhahahhahha
now you're more angry
ahahha relax

go to pieces

debbi said...

Why do people care if some think they are together now? If they believe it or have a feeling, why does it matter? To each his own. Please don't drag the lunatic fringe into this. I'm talking about the average fan in the middle who might like them together. I fail to see the big deal.

Kristen hasn't been photographed in Europe, so there's no proof that she's there. Nor has she been photographed in LA, so there's no proof that she's there either. Seems like the fandom is collectively holding their breath waiting for proof one way or the other. Just remember, Rob and Kristen very nearly got away with their holiday over New Year's.

Anonymous said...

A MEN SISTER You said it all again.What is there to say BUT THANK YOU ROSE for loving our two couple you are a true friend.I to hope Kristen has a happy birthday.And I hope it well be with her love (Rob) I hope you DO have a good day my friend NEVER STOP FIGHTING for our two Please!!! DEB.

Anonymous said...

Rose last time I checked it was your blog, and you can say whatever the hell you please. If they dont like what you say why are they here? Really..

Anyway, I dont know if some of you know this but at work I heard on the radio that Nicole Kidman left Bel ami calling Rob Pattinson a diva so she left and was replace buy another to play the lead female role..i was thinking, isnt it rather the opposite. I dont know Rob personally (obviously) but i doubt this is him. Anyone else here it? A little help here.

Simple, if I dont like a website or anything in this world I leave, I dont associate myself with it (ahem..the AT)..the haters should do the same thing..they have "special" places for themselves ahem...nonsten.com) they should stay there and stop being so inquistive to see what you have to say and then they end up not liking it..they simply cant stand the truth that is all! Rose, you keep saying what you feel and if they dont like it you can give them the finger. Rock on darling!

Trish

Anonymous said...

Trish
Debbi I soo agree, they almost got away with the New year's rendezvous..if it wasnt for that fan pic we wouldnt have known. But i do love how they are sooo secretive. Kristen is a stealthmaster or mistress I should say..eventhough she lives in LA she is very rarely seen by the paparazi and I dont blame her.

Trish

Anonymous said...

the problem is that the nonstens or haters etc are far more adament about their theory that they are not together as a couple than the people/fans/shippers who think they are a couple. until r/k actually confirm the naysayers will always have an excuse why they are in the same show, city, country, room etc, oh well...
Mara

Anonymous said...

the problem is that the nonstens or haters etc are far more adament about their theory that they are not together as a couple than the people/fans/shippers who think they are a couple. until r/k actually confirm the naysayers will always have an excuse why they are in the same show, city, country, room etc, oh well...
Mara

Anonymous said...

trish, nicole kidman rumor was false she was never going to go and do bel ami she certainly was never on set, i have no idea where you got that info from? anyone else that has worked with rob has said the exact opposite, he is down to earth, humble and almost embarassed of his fame

Anonymous said...

I just wanna bring this to the attention of those who think Rob and Kristen are soulmates. I watched a interview from the New Moon Press Tour and noticed that Kristen actually says she doesn't believe that there is one person for you and "what if you never found that person" To me its sounds like hes talking about herself and that she is still looking for her Mr. Right. Shes still young and although her Rob seem to make a nice couple she obviously hasn't found her true love yet. I think Rob might feel differently since he spoke of believing in eternal love a while back. I don't think Rob completes Kristen though. Perhaps Rob knows this and is afraid of losing her, hence the comment about him being afraid of getting his heart broken. Just my opinion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKutS6K9BEs&feature=related

Anonymous said...

1:14 i dont think that was it at all. she has also said she believes that someone can physically complete you like e/b do. i think kristen might have been talking about herself but that she just ment that you dont just leave one person and run into the others arms and forget about all other feelings. I think shes trying to say that it's more complicated than that and feelings can be confusing and conflicting (which would make sense from her prespective). As for rob ... rob wears his heart on his sleeve and also talks out of his ass in a lot of interviews.

I think maybe you're looking a little too far into it, but I understand where you're coming from.

-kate

Anonymous said...

Look, I can honestly say I do not care either way, if they're dating or not. The only thing that confused me was why be tight lipped, knowing that that would spark the press to hide in bushes nd trees to get that one "Caught'cha!" pic. Then it dawned on me that one good reason to stay close lipped is in the event of a break-up-turned-"great friends," the press wouldn't savagely be scrutinizing what went wrong as they do with all couples. It'd be a nightmare even if they are a loving couple forever, because you'd read the made up headlines "KRISTEN'S SEEKRIT RENDEZVOUS WITH DREW CAREY!" (Of course with a pic of Kristen laughing maniacally with an inset of sad Rob somewhere), or some bull such as that. My two cents. If they are, "Awww" and wish them the best. If they're not, well okay, *shrugs*...

As far as Rob being a diva, yeah, you hear rumours...I personally highly doubt it, given his usual overwhelmed to the point of confused demeanour in regards to his fame...though the image of Rob with a bathrobe on, with a pedicurist at his feet, and a mamicurist at his hands while he yells "I SAID I WANTED A *NON-FAT* HALF CAFF, MOCHACINO DULCE LATTE WITH BREVE, YOU OUTRAGEOUS COW!!! I AM ROB, "THE OBSESSION" FUCKING PATTINSON!!!" makes me laugh...hard! I think he'd fall to pieces even getting the word "mochaccino" out while trying not to laugh.

Kristen's birthday's coming up? Well I hope she has a wonderful day planned. I think she's quite humble and shy herself, and if one looks back at her old interviews, she was a lot more open then. I think the constant scrutiny would make her withdraw even more, so even the Kris-haters should cut the poor girl a break...let's just get on with it, now.

Anonymous said...

I just thought I should warn you guys that this is gonna a bad year for Rob. The problem with Rob is that he has ZERO male fans or good reveiws from critics. He´s not going anywhere without them so be prepared, definitely this year we´re seen him disappear little by little, it´s visible. RM flop speaks volumes about it.

Anonymous said...

Whose blog is the saintly drama free one? I didn't know it existed.

Anonymous said...

your right. sorry I won't post here again. sorry.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon 2:35, your comment on the pedicure, mani, and mochachinno, cracked me up,lmao!

Hi Rose! great post as usual. Love Robert and Kristen, hope they are happy where ever they are, whatever they are doing, seperate or together. I'm hopeful they will get to spend some time together, career commitments permitting. But none of us know, and besides, it's really none of our business. Some of us are just hoping a little harder than others ( raises hand. ) I admit it, I love seeing them together, relaxed, and happy. Those moments have been few and far between lately, but hey you hyenas, they do have career commitments, ya know? So get over it. Rose, love ya, didn't mean to ramble today, but sometimes I get carried away! Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

I think I may be the only R/K supporter that would be surprised to see her in Budapest. Rob works from early in the morning until late. I just expect them to meet up after he's done filming. I don't like how nonstens and shippers use that against their relationship if she's not there. IF she isn't, he is working and I'm sure even though she's not filming anything right now she still has commitments too. Like Rob said in one of his recent interviews, Kristen is a very special part of his life but sometimes they are going to be apart because they'll be on seperate sets. Nomatter what, he's done filming soon and I'm sure they'll reunite soon after! I just don't like how people are putting so much weight and meaning behind the Budapest thing.

Anonymous said...

What about the "holier-than-thou" Kristen fans? Do they get off scott free yet again? Because you know, Kristen is better than you?

That first pic is a manip by the way. The original has Melissa in the center.

You call the nonstens Hyenas? What do you call the obsessed shippers?

Anonymous said...

Oh anon 12:53 PM I knew it wasn't true (Rob..a diva??? BIG FALSE..if anything it will be Nicole who is the diva) I take everything i hear with a grain of salt (especially with rob because people like to make up things about him)..I was just making sure. Where I heard it was on the radio show in my area...now I know their information is very unreliable. Just wanted to clear it up.

Trish

Rose said...

Dear Anon @5:01 pm

Hello? Did you read my blog?
Where did I call NONSTENS Hyenas?
Did I use the fucking word?
If you go back and read it...
You will see that I called people who shred BOTH Rob and Kristen Hyenas. BOTH sides of the lunatic fanbase. BOTH SIDES.
Those that hate Kristen. Those that hate Robert. Those that just sit on their sites all day long chewing and gnawing at BOTH of them.
Did you get that? Did YOU?
I'm thinking you probably didn't.

One more time.
Not ALL Nonstens are Hyenas.
Not ALL Robsten Shippers are Hyenas.
It's the fucking FANatics that are whining and foaming at the mouth over every fucking detail. The haters... who wish people dead. Who say horrible, nasty things about Robert and Kristen.
THOSE are the people I am talking about.

JFC. Why do I bother.

Anonymous said...

Amen Anon 4:46 PM they will not always be together on every ocassion..sometimes life calls (and money LOL!). @Anon 3:35, wow, I did not know you could tell the future..would you tell me about Sam Worthington also..because I am a big fan of his. since you seem to know what will happen in the future would you tell me about him to (sarcasm!!)

What is annoying is when people dont leave names..if you are going to say something leave your name especially if you are going to be talking shit.

Trish

Anonymous said...

Rose really..ignore them. They are full of shit. look at the good comments beacuse there are a lot prasing you look at those and skip the bs. Dont get yourself worked up. and so what if you call them hyenas?(eventhough you dont because of the amazing person you are) If it walks like a duck talks like a duck its a fucking duck!!! Dont pay them no mind.xxx

And if the cap fits them them then they should wear it!

Trish

Rose said...

Thanks Trish :)

I'm not worked up, just gets annoying when people who obviously have no reading comprehension skills try to tell me what I wrote.

I guess some "Nonstens" are just a bit sensitive when it comes to being called a Hyena. But like you said...
If it barks like a hyena, smells like a hyena, it's probably a fucking hyena.
:))

Anonymous said...

Rose, I don't get people coming on here and getting worked up about what you say. Some seem to take offense easily. I think it is a great post, as always...I have seen the hate on both sides, and it is sickening. You are fun and positive. You make your thoughts known, as is your prerogative. I think the term hyenas is very fitting. Guess some people look in the mirror and don't like what YOU see (in them....) Maybe they should stop hating, wasting time and move on. What is is...no whining, bitching or complaining will change it. Rob and Kristen are together, IMO, and happy. Let them be.

Keep up your great words Rose. Obviously you often hit your mark - and no it is not mean. Wishing others to die is mean.

sara2

Anonymous said...

Rose, you have my vote every time. I don't understand why some come here just to vent their anger and frustration on you and the rest of us who support Rob and Kristen. I guess they cannot resist your charm and wit. Love you. Keep it up! Cel

Anonymous said...

well anon 5.01.. there has been many name, some people call us the protector or the guardian cuz we loving the love...and why ur so bitchy??? you feel the burn or something lol!!! in fact there is a blog called "kstew is better than you" you should check it out.
p.s Rose u r the higher truth.

ana

Anonymous said...

why so bitchy anon 5.01...feel the burnnnn!!!!lol in fact there is a blog called "Kstew is better than you"...you should check it out, i bet CC and you will have a very insightful conovs...she is from Ivy League.

Rose, u r the higher truth!

Anonymous said...

It's funny how people come here to complain about the word "hyena". Just as Rose said, she never specified it to nonstens and she addresses extreme shippers all the time. I think maybe these people come here and they see themselves in the characteristics of the "hyena" and that's why they get so offended. This is Rose's blog! She writes about everything. If you think it's specific to you maybe you should reflect on yourself instead of trying to get Rose to change her own blog. Rose, I think the term hyena is hilarious and so fitting. It certainly strikes a chord with some people doesn't it?;)

Amanda

TiKisokA said...

gosh! how I miss reading ur blogsite!
lovely posts as always!
I love it when sane people like you live in this crazy exciting Robsten universe

Anonymous said...

To anon 5:01
dear crazy,i know that you think that Rob is your prince charming,who will come and get you with his white horse,but don't worry.It's only an hallusination you have,because you forgot to take your pills!lol