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Friday, April 30, 2010

Robert and Kristen - Careless Whispers

Hold on to your butts.
We've got BIG drama today, folks.
HUGE.
MASSIVE.
Are you ready?


1. Robert was seen out and about in Vancouver.
And...
*gasp*
Kristen wasn't with him!
WOE IS ME!

Seriously...
How DARE Robert go out to lunch 
with his friend
without her!


2. If you look closely you can see half
of Sam Bradley.
So can anyone tell me why its a big deal
if Robert goes to lunch and hangs with his buddy?
Kristen was allegedly working all day
And given the scruffy look that Robert is wearing
He obviously is not.
Say it with me...
CLING.

Oh, and another mind boggling CLING is
"Rob prolonged his stay in London instead of
jetting over to be with Kristen as soon as possible."
Um.
I'm thinking it's pretty obvious
(to people who don't have rabies...)
That Robert wasn't needed on set since he has been in VC
So...
He did come earlier than necessary...
Unless Edward has a scruffy beard in the re-shoots.
Right.


 Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to address the
staggering amount of bullshit that runs rampant in Twi-Fandom.

I just write about what is currently going on...
And this is it.
Kinda sad at the moment.
Oh wait...
There was lots of talk about the shit all over Rob's jacket.
And then someone went and found the same jacket on eBay
or some such place...
And it looked the same.
So I guess it was 'distressed'.
Not powdered doughnuts.
Not bird shit.
Go figure.


Sheesh.
She is gorgeous.
Kristen in Elle Magazine UK
Yeah, there's no reason why Robert
would be incredibly attracted to her.
Absolutely none.

I really need a sarcasm font...
I would have used it this whole post.

I could go on...
But the question is... why do I bother?
(OK, it's mostly the entertainment value)


Yeah.
For some reason 
(Desperation? Delusion? DeRabies?)
Some people have really held onto 
The original Shorty Spice... Oregano.
Seemingly clinging to blurry photos
of the back of some guys head...
To mean that Kristen is 'seeing' Michael again.
I. Can't. Even. Go. On.
Robert.
Oregano.
Robert.
Oregano.
Yeah.

*BUZZZZ*
Sorry Shorty Spice.
You lose.

You know the truth.


So... just exactly what are they re-shooting up there
in the 'Couve?
I heard talk it was supposed to be the meadow scene.
Like the above.
Was it too hot before?
Did Stephenie Meyers decide it needed to be 'toned' down?
Did Robert and Kristen's passion for each other
just roll right over the whole scene?
When the director yelled "CUT!"
Did Robert and Kristen refuse to stop??

Bahahahahahaha.

Well, you can go on Twitter and come across
any number of "Know-It-Alls"
They will tell you because they KNOW exactly
what is happening.
They know what Robert is thinking.
They know what Kristen is feeling...
They know super secret insider info...

It's just another day in TwilightLand

Time can never mend
the careless whispers of a good friend
to the heart and mind
ignorance is kind
there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you'll find

Bye for now.

28 comments:

TWILIGHTTUGA said...

I love the way you say the truth... :)

Opsable said...

smart words as always

Lizzie said...

Bravo as always Rose!

I'm thinking poor Rob needed a break and some nourishment after Rockin Kristin all night long. So she sent her man to refuel for when she was done filming.

Have a great one Rose!!

Unknown said...

Preach it Rose! I just don't understand why people continue to make mountains out of molehills.

julesmpg

Caroline said...

Once again you said the right things...The problem is those peoples always gonna find an excuse to deny what they have.And i can't understand, cause is so beautiful and an inspiration for all!!!
Carol.

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medelia said...

teehee

i love it when you lay it down Rose :)

rob seems in very good spirits, non? wonder why. he even stopped for an autograph hound, which given how little peace/freedom they seem to have up there (hai stalkers!), is pretty damn nice of him.

kristen looks unfuckinbelievable in that new pic from elle. she is jaw droppingly gorgeous. i love how she can look amazing all done up like that but also look stunning walking through an airport in jeans, tshirt, and hoodie.


Rob is going hobo couture now! that jacket kills me.. buy it looking messy so future stains won't be as noticeable, lol

i hope i don't regret mentioning this *sigh* but..
there is someone on adifferentforest (who is NOT a robsten supporter or whatevs) saying she saw a cut of eclipse last night with Rob, Kristen, Sam and some other peeps... while she didn't see anything particularly overt she said there was a definite intentional brush of kris's bum by rob's hand ;) (boy can't stay away from the robust butt, bless his heart). her story appears legit (she gave some details of what she saw in the movie, that was shown without any sound) but i take everything with a grain of salt in this fandom so who really knows. sounds plausible imo. *shrug* hehe

<3 ya Rose!

Ash said...

Sadly according to a report the meadow scene was actually a Jacob/Bella one :( I just hope theres still plenty of Edward/Bella scenes in the movie. Wonderful post as always Rose. Rob loves Kristen, Kristen loves Rob. x

@CrisRK913 said...

"That Robert wasn't needed on set since he has been in VC
So...
He did come earlier than necessary...
Unless Edward has a scruffy beard in the re-shoots.
Right. "

LMAO(i can't stop laughing)
Oh yeah R and his scruffy, what's the hyenalosers excuse now?
Rob is not working right now but HE IS IN VANCOUVER WITH KRISTEN.

hahahahhahahhahahahaha

He is where he WANTS TO BE
HE IS WITH HIS BBKRIS

THANKS ROSE
YOU ARE TERRIFIC! ;)

and he was sooooo happy!
Why?! hahahahahaha LOL

Kisses from Brazil

PS
Rose he's doing a new version of Edward?!

Patricia said...

Rose: YOU NAILED IT AGAIN DEAR HEART!

"You can only lead the horse to water" you know the rest, said by Edward during the graduation party in the book to Alice. That's how I feel about all the BULLSHIT going around.

ROB CAME EARLY TO BE WITH KRISTEN, IF HE DIDN'T WHY WAS HE THERE EARLY ? ? ? ?
So all the (HATERS) that said otherwise were WRONG ! It's good to admit you're wrong sometimes ! IT FREES YOUR SOUL, TRY IT ! !!!!!

EVERYTHING YOU SAID WAS SPOT ON AGAIN !

Rob loves Kristen loves Rob !!!

We love you Rose and the way you handle the pretties that are ROB and KRISTEN !

Grazie
Patty

soadram said...

Rose:))
I said yesterday in his blog and I still say that this blog is the only bafaruda of fresh air that is found here ....
and with every drama in twi .. it hurts.
I said on twitter bit ha .... that Rob should have gone to Vancouver just to see the birds fly into London because there was not ..... but nobody called me lololol
Rosa you are a wonder
A kiss (Portugal)
soadram

Anonymous said...

ever post
makes giggle.
Kristen in ElleUK is UNF
and Rob is always like that.

sarah said...

the things you say, make my day, every day :)

thank you for bringing the rob+kristen smile to my face <3

sarah.xoxoxo

Anonymous said...

I love you and I always be a fan of you and your posts.

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Melinda said...

Another day, another great post!

I'm imagining a conversation b/w Rob and Sam at lunch yesterday.

S: Man your "fans" keep getting more and more absurd.

R: Yeah, tell me about it. Kristen has been a god send through it all. That's why I'm crazy about her.

Have a great weekend everyone.

deejay said...

About that jacket, I find it so amusing peeps think that it's an old jacket, so scruffy jacket, he look like he just paint someone's house bla bla bla...I read loads of not nice things about this jacket. It's not scruffy jacket, it's supposed to be like that, it's destressed style and it's Ralph Lauren and cost $500...anyway Rose your blog as brilliant as usual!! thumbs up for you!

Unknown said...

ok, people dont hate me. im not trying to say anything, just putting it out there.
BUT YOU KNOW THE BROWN WATCH KRISTEN ALWAYS WEARS? IM SURE ITS MICHAEL ANGARANOS. HES WEARING THE SAME WATCH AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS PHOTOS. KRISTEN IS STILL FRIENDS WITH HIM OBVIOUSLY. THATS COOL.

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kiwi said...

Elle that watch is actually Kristen's. Michael wore it once to the vma awards in 08.But the watch belongs to her.

katy said...

Rose, your post was great has always.
Happy that Rob could spend some time with is old friend Sam while Kristen was working and his looking gorgeous like always, love to see him smile.
Kristen ELLE magazine pic...like you say gorgeous.

Don't understand all the drama concerning this re-shoots...and why people saying Rob and Slade had an arguiment...we don't know what's going one...so why speculate.

Rose I really love the way you say things...sometines we just have to read 'between lines'

Anita said...

Dear Rose,
What else can I say? You make me happy and smile every time after reading your post. Thank you. <3

Scarlet said...

Love the pics of our favorite couple! I also find the hobo chic very very funny! Thanks for the post Rose.

Ellen said...

I love your site but is it necessary to continue insulting of Mike Angarano? It's so immature. Guy didn't do anything wrong, he was classy so far keeping silence about everything... Kristen moved on.. Have some respect, she was connected to him at some point.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you Ellen. Michael was a gentleman and has stepped aside. It is now history. Leave it behind.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Mike, here new pics of him and Emma Roberts walking around in L.A
http://community.livejournal.com/angaranodaily/39355.html
Not clue if they are dating.

Anonymous said...

Wow...Rose it looks like you are really monitoring your blog!! good!!! delete delete, delete away!!!!! every rubbish and NONsense (haha playing your little game..you've thought me very well)..

You are too too funny, loved this quote: "Was it too hot before?
Did Stephenie Meyers decide it needed to be 'toned' down?
Did Robert and Kristen's passion for each other
just roll right over the whole scene?
When the director yelled "CUT!"
Did Robert and Kristen refuse to stop??" Awesome awesome you are! Thank you for giving me such a good laugh...i was having a rough day..thank you!!! xxx


Trish

Anonymous said...

Rose,

Thank you. Love your post and look forward to the next. Keep up the good work. Love rob and kris.