ROBert and kriSTEN

Well. Well. Well.

I was looking over my post titles from the last few days.

All I have to say is...

OBSESS MUCH?

Good Fucking Grief.

The "R" word is in 8 out of 10 Titles.

Shit.

I guess I am in much deeper than I realized.

Maybe I can blame the lack of Rob news

for my ongoing "R" infatuation.

I mean...

If I had new pictures of him to look at...

Maybe I wouldn't be spouting off

so much about "R".

Or maybe not.

I would like to think that

I can stop any time I want.

I would like to think that

I am miles away from most fanatics...

But am I?

As the magic 8 ball so cleverly says...

"Outlook not so good"

The fact of the matter is...

I'm kinda a bitch.

(yeah... 'kinda'... riiiight)

And I'm a gifted shit-stirrer.

Oh... I love to put my big ol' paddle

in that vat of "R" stew

and stir like crazy.

Does that make me a bad person?

Magic 8 ball?

"Better not tell you now"

I've been all about "R" lately.

So much so...

That I actually feel protective of them.

Man.

A grown woman.

Married to husband.

Mother to sons.

Getting all angsty about a relationship

That has absolutely nothing to do with me.

A year ago... if you would have told me

that I would be fucking obsessing

over a 23 year old actor...

a series of books and movies...

and a relationship between

this actor and his co-star...

I would have said...

AS.FUCKING.IF.

And yet.

Here I sit.

Writing in my Robert Pattinson Blog.

Obsessing.

Do I need help?

Magic 8 ball?

"As I see it, yes"

Bye for now ♥