Robsten and the Mystery of the Bracelets!

Oh I'm in such a pissy mood.

I apologize in advance.

1. Husband annoys me.

He's not 6'1...

He doesn't have sex hair

(I'll be honest, he doesn't really have much hair)

He doesn't play guitar...

Well... I know this isn't fair.

I know.

I'm not exactly a piece of prime real estate...

But Husband fucking irritates me right now...

So I'm just pointing out the obvious...

2. SO! Robert was spotted (i.e. stalked) at LAX!

He looked thoroughly THRILLED, too!

And do you want to know the topic

of conversation throughout Twitter?

ROB ISN'T WEARING THE BRACELET!

OH MY GOD!

What does this mean?

Well... Kristen was spotted with 2 bracelets....

OH MY GOD!!!

Read into what you will.

(and the theories are fucking hilarious!)

I like to think that Rob and Kristen

are having a nice laugh at the whole

ridiculous drama this has become.

3. Bryce Dallas Howard.

I can't hate on her.

I really don't know anything about her.

Besides the fact that she is Ron Howard's daughter...

And I kinda like Ron Howard.

His work on 'The Simpsons' alone

is worth my affection.

And even though I like Rachelle...

It's not Bryce's fault

That Summit is a fuck-up...

I mean, really...

Look at what they did to "Twilight"!!

So I will give her a chance.

As if I have a choice?

4. OMG! Guess What????

Rob now has 2 bracelets

and Kristen has none.

What does it mean?

Nothing.

I just made it up.

Isn't that what people do?

:)

5. Last night before I went to sleep...

I was counting black bracelets...

It was an amazing sleep aid...

I fell right to sleep!

6. Rob?

I adore you.

I don't care how many bracelets you are wearing.

I hope you are as successful staying out

of the excruciating glare of the camera

in LA... as you were in NYC.

Good luck with that.

Bye for now ♥