A different version of the New Moon poster
Couple of things...
I like Taylor Lautner.
I think he did a great job in New Moon.
I appreciate all the hard work
he did to keep the role of Jacob Black.
We all know he's standing on a box here.
(we've seen the picture)
And I get that they want to make him
appear taller and more menacing.
Taylor isn't as tall as Robert.
Everyone knows that.
No, Taylor isn't stumpy like Shorty Spice
Let's face it...
He's no Robert Pattinson.
Remember these pictures?
Kristen's legs wrapped around Roberts.
PLENTY of room in that limo.
But the thing the haters focused on was
Her 'bitch' face.
Now, I know she has one.
I'm rather fond of it.
I'm wearing my bitch face right now...
But the haters are always whining about
how Kristen is so mean to Rob.
She's always making faces...
or interrupting him when he talks.
I say this.
I do that to my husband
all the time.
If you are close and intimate with someone...
You do this without even thinking.
DH says something stupid...
Or makes no sense?
I interrupt him.
DH tells the same story again (and again)
Using the same old jokes and lines...
I make a face.
It happens when you are close to someone.
When you have heard it all.
When you are comfortable enough
to be openly honest.
I think it shows how well
Kristen KNOWS Robert.
Just had to.
I tell ya...
Remember Me has some of the best
pictures of Rob.
I just wanted to address
that lives in ROBland.
there is SO much
it makes you dizzy...
I get that people want to drive
their point of view home.
I don't really get it...
But I'm used to it.
But there is a certain hater site
which will remain nameless...
(but you know who you are
because you are probably reading this)
who criticize and insult
people who lurk at their site
to see what they have to say.
They say these lurkers are cowards...
They constantly talk about going to other sites
and prowling around...
Now, lurking is one thing...
Everyone goes to other public sites
and reads without commenting...
But a PRIVATE site
run by someone that they
publicly skew and attack
on a daily basis?
They go so far...
that they PRETEND to be
someone who is a fan of Kristen's
Someone who believes in Rob/Kristen as a couple...
and ask to be a member of this site...
For the sole reason of knowing what this person
has to say about Rob and Kristen.
They make fun of this person's knowledge...
They act like it means nothing.
Yet they are so insecure...
so bitter and paranoid...
That they lie about who they are
because they are afraid of what she is going to say.
So they fucking SPY on her.
Not only is that hypocrisy at its finest...
And if you feel I'm writing about you
and your forum/blog?
I guess I am.
You know my favorite saying...
If the shoe fits...
Slide that bitch on.
Bye for now.