The MTV Movie Awards.
People will fucking bicker about anything.
VOTE FOR ROB/KRISTEN FOR BEST KISS!
NO! VOTE FOR ROB/EMILIE FOR BEST KISS!
The only good thing about these awards
is that Robert and Kristen show up to them.
And Robert on TV is always good.
The Hateful Hyenas are just as bad
as the Rabid Robstens.
You know both sides are frantically voting.
MUST. NOT. LOSE.
CAN'T. HAVE. ROB. KISS. ANOTHER. GIRL.
MUST. ONLY. KISS. KRISTEN.(OR. EMILIE.)
I haven't voted.
I might not vote.
I'm not sure I care enough to vote.
But I must admit...
That if having Robert and Kristen
win a 'kiss' award...
and then proceeding to come onstage
and maybe kiss (or maybe not)
Irritates the Hyenas?
I'm kinda on that side.
Can't help it.
And I do like that both
Remember Me and The Runaways
are nominated for stuff.
That's kinda cool.
Not a pretty picture, is it?
Snarling and drooling...
I never knew that Hyenas were so damn clingy.
You learn something every day.
There is 'talk' about whether or not
Kristen will show up in Budapest.
(You already know what I think)
I admit that its just speculation.
No one has seen Kristen's airplane ticket...
and as far as I know
She hasn't been spotted...
Well... anywhere for the last couple of days.
The HH's are already foaming about this...
"If she shows up there, it really is pathetic.
He's WORKING. Something she should be doing!
If she is there it's only for PR!!!
They are messing with the fans and the media
to keep people talking about Eclipse!"
Cling cling cling went the Hater...
IF you were young, rich and in love...
And your fucking hot guy was making
a movie in a fucking hot city...
And you had a chance to BE with him
after you were separated for awhile...
You KNOW you would be there.
So don't give me bullshit about PR.
Kristen traveling across the world
to hang out with Robert
is a bit above and beyond
fucking media hype.
Don't you think?
(Do you think?)
It's all just speculation.
We all know that Rob and Kristen
are both capable of getting into and out of
major cities without being papped...
It's all up in the air.
(Kinda like Kristen in the airplane?)
I'm really not a morning person.
And for some obscene reason
I post in the mornings.
And that could go a long way
to explaining why I'm so damn bitchy
so much of the time.
Like I need an excuse?
Truth is Truth.
And I'm adding this cuz...
I love Rob in profile.
And I love DuRob...
and I just love Rob.
Bye for now.
*Yes, you are the hyena I
was writing about.