You might wonder why I am posting about this picture.
How can I not?
It gave me a HUGE laugh!
That alone makes it worth it.
Earlier yesterday, I had seen the picture
of Kristen at LAX.
I thought nothing about it.
It wasn't until it was pointed out to me much later...
That she was wearing a t-shirt with a tear in the collar.
AND OH MY GOD!!!!
Let the hilarity ensue!
I'm giggling just writing this.
Now, I don't know who goes around analyzing
every article of clothing that Robert and Kristen wear.
But every once in a while they hit the jackpot.
Every once in a while...
They are right.
And when they are right?
The Haters come out in full force!
Let the Clinging Rationalizations begin!
1. "His shirt is white. Hers is gray.
It's not the same shirt."
2. "What does she do? Go through his dirty laundry
and steal his clothes?"
3. "She's so desperate to hang onto him.
I'm sure he's sick of her wearing his clothes."
and my favorite Cling of the day?
4. " I have a white t-shirt that's ripped at the
collar, JUST like that! I must be dating Rob, too!"
(as she takes out her scissors...)
6. And then.
It gets better!
Then someone actually...
ZOOMED in on the two tears in the collars.
*wiping tears from face*
Came up with the clingy deduction that...
Rob's tear was straighter than Kristens!
You KNOW you are fucking laughing at this.
You have to be!
Fucking tears in t-shirts.
I had a smile on my face all day.
I'm smiling now.
Thank You. Thank You.
I was going to talk about other
Kristen related bullshit.
Since I'm still chortling at the whole
torn collar debate...
I will focus on brighter, better things.
Now, I know some people go on
and on about how no one wants to work with Kristen.
The girl has been working nonstop for years...
So if she takes a break...
It's because no one wants her.
What these people REALLY don't want
is for Kristen to haul her pretty little ass to London...
Or wherever Robert happens to be.
We can't have that, can we?
I just know this.
IF I were in a relationship with
Robert Fucking Pattinson?
And I had the means and the opportunity
to spend time with him?
I would SO fucking be there.
And you know you would too.
And April 9th is her 20th birthday.
What better way to celebrate?
Her Rob t-shirt collection is running low...
They need to exchange clothes again...
And Rob is particularly fond of the torn collar shirt...
He's missed it.
He's missed Kristen.
Ain't that a kick in the head?
Yeah. I'm smiling again.
Bye for now.