What the HELL am I supposed to do with this?
What? Tell me.
Motherbitches really need to rethink the term
They are always far superior to the ones kept for publication.
Rob looks good in brown.
What a shocker.
Rob. Looks. Good.
Maybe linger just a BIT longer...
1. Isn't it amazing that Robert and Kristen can be
seen all over the place together...
For well over a year...
They are just 'friends'
But Rob's good buddies show up at a screening for Kristen...
Or hang out with her at a concert...
And of course...
THEY ARE DATING.
Anyone but Robert... yes?
2. It kills the Hyenas that Kristen hangs out with Rob's friends.
I mean... this brings serious foaming.
"Doesn't Kristen have her OWN friends?"
"They just let her tag along because they feel sorry for her."
Rob's friends ARE Kristen's friends now.
That's what happens when you are in a relationship.
TomStu obviously likes Kristen enough to hang out with her
Tom likes Kristen.
I know that makes your foam GREEN...
(Eww... Jealous Green Foam)
But then... what doesn't?
3. I so love the look on Kristen's face here.
Remember when Foamers would go on and on
about how 'miserable' Rob and Kristen were together?
How Summit forced them to hang out?
(Wait for it... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
But since Robert and Kristen STILL keep turning up together...
They have now changed to the 'just friends' bit.
But hang on ...
Only friends until the movies are over.
Rob and Kristen have NOTHING in common.
And well... we all know that will never last.
(Except it's been almost 2 years now)
4. Do we even need to discuss the complete
and absolute absurdity that is the constant chant of "PR!!!" ?
It's such an obvious EXCUSE to explain away how much
time Robert and Kristen are spending with each other.
It would be different if there were any rational thought behind it.
If it made any kind of sense.
But alas... it's totally ludicrous.
Robert and Kristen spend time together...
because they like it.
Isn't that obvious?
It would be different if we saw Robert hanging out
with other girls once in a while
You know... concerts, dinner, vacations...
stuff like that.
Or if Kristen spent time with some other guy...
you know... concerts, dinner, vacations...
Stuff like that.
But it is always Robert and Kristen.
5. Robert and Kristen are so incredibly lucky.
Both are gorgeous.
Both are talented.
Both are rich.
And they have each other.
Do you wonder what their house looks like?
Do you wonder what Kristen's necklace really means?
Do you see just how 'in love' Robert is with Kristen?
Do you see how Kristen smiles at Robert?
Does it make you happy when you see how happy
Robert and Kristen are together?
Will Robert turn up in Montreal?
Today is July 11th...
Will the sun turn black?
July has been a helluva month, hasn't it?
And it's not even 1/2 way over.
Bye for now