Things have been S L O W here in Twilight land.
Rob is still working on WFE...
Possibly until the beginning of August.
Kristen is still in Montreal...
(or IS she?)
So outside of a couple of pics of Rob on set...
Looking all deliciously handsome...
(Why is it that Rob looking all beat up and bloodied is all kinds of sexy?
Brings back memories of Remember Me!)
There hasn't been a lot of new info.
Lets just dig around my emails and see what we have...
It was announced that Robert and Ashley will be presenting
at the Teen Choice awards (Aug 9th)
No mention of Kristen
(who is out of the country at the moment working...
or IS she?)
Hatesten is ALL over that.
"I hope Rob and Ashley make out on stage!"
"Rob and Ashley are probably secretly dating!"
Yes... I'm so SURE Rob and Ashley will make out on stage.
We have seen so many pictures of Rob and Ashley all over the place
Ashley flew to Budapest to see Robert.
And London. More than once.
And Ashley went to the RM premiere.
And Ashley is always the girl that Rob is seen with in public.
That would be KRISTEN.
Desperation smells like Hyena.
I get a lot of emails talking about how Rob and Kristen
keep DENYING their relationship...
But that people like me (you know, the sane logical ones)
Just aren't listening.
Apparently the following is Rob and/or Kristen denying their relationship.
(I'm not making these up, either)
1. Rob read emails from his dad on Leno.
His dad said he should kiss a lady's hand.
Somehow that is his father's way of saying
he doesn't approve of Kristen...
Thus... a denial.
2. Rob says he would "like to go on a date"
That is his way of saying I'M SINGLE!!!
If he really wanted to say that...
I'm pretty sure I'M SINGLE would have
been much more effective at getting the point across.
Could it be that he just wanted to go on A DATE?
3. When asked about the other...
Robert and Kristen will say
"Rob is a good friend...
Kristen and I are very close..."
Because they use the term FRIEND when asked
about each other...
That is a denial.
What do you expect them to say?
Both Rob and Kristen said they won't discuss
So how do you think they are going to refer
to each other?
Rob is my boyfriend...
Kristen is my lover...
Rob and Kristen are obviously GREAT friends...
And if you don't want to discuss personal details with the world...
Good Friend is at least a honest way to describe the other...
Without getting too personal.
4. There are so many more...
The sun turning black.
Kristen supposedly 'shocked' when asked about
having a boyfriend.
Not a real denial in the bunch.
Yada Yada Yada.
The thing is...
It's been well over a YEAR since
Robert or Kristen have come out and said
any kind of REAL denial.
Back when they really weren't together...
When Kristen was still with Oregano...
And since that time...
All they will say now is that they don't want
to discuss their relationship.
That they want to keep it private.
Meaning... of course...
That there IS something to keep private.
5. I miss Rob and Kristen.
We haven't seen but one picture of Kristen
since she got to Montreal.
And it looks like she won't be at the TCA this year...
But stuff like that happens when you are working
and you are out of the country...
(or IS she?)
It's only a matter of time before we see
Robert and Kristen
Their work schedules might complicate the timing...
but like someone told me yesterday...
It's not IF
Remember last summer...
When Rob and Kristen were separated by work?
He was doing Remember Me...
She was working on The Runaways...
Remember what happened when they finally got back together?
They were all over the place together.
Absence does make the heart grow fonder...
Robert said it himself.
And although they have gotten better at hiding from the public...
We shall see.
Wait for it.
This post was brought to you by the letter H
because it stands for Hatesten and Hyena.
And a major
and a dozen
Bye for now.