I feel like I have a lot to say today...
But not enough words
Maybe not the right words to say it.
What do we got?
1. Some fuckwad in Argentina took a picture of Kristen's passport.
Not only that...
But it was plastered all over the internet.
To what gain, I may ask?
The only picture I saw was the one of the actual fucktard
Holding up Kristen's passport like it was some sort of prize.
I don't get it.
Because whoever that was... is certainly no fan of Kristen's.
But see... it gets worse here, folks.
I was inundated with emails telling me that certain haters
were analyzing the stamps on the passport...
Are you ready for this shit?
They were trying to figure out a timeline for Budapest.
Good Fucking Grief people.
Someone's privacy is fucking invaded.
And this is a serious government document
with a lot of personal information on it...
And all you fucking care about is when she got to Budapest?
That tells me 2 things...
That even though I'm sure you justified your fixation on someone's passport
there are no lines you wouldn't cross to prove your delusions.
You are beyond DESPERATE.
Hey, maybe you can give the fucktard a call
and he can give you more info...
But wait... he's probably already a member of your club.
So I'm sure he will be easy for you to find.
Yeah, I'm a sucker for beards... what can I say?
I absolutely adore scruffy Rob.
Rob turned up in LA after all!
I guess my sadly strumming the guitar
while petting Jella scenario was the answer!
While I would have LOVED for Rob to have come down
to whisk Kristen out of Argentina...
It didn't really make much sense...
Unless you are a romantic fool like me.
But I've been told that Rob was taking care of business in LA
And lo and behold... there he be.
And the pictures of him and TomStu?
How fucking cute are they?
I love that everytime Rob goes out without Kristen...
He has Steph and Tom with him.
Now of course...
Foam was rampant about Rob not being with Kristen...
But we already knew he wasn't with her...
Kristen is the one who is working right now
Kristen is the one who has been moving around
At least not yet.
I don't get why foamers are jumping up and down in glee over these pictures.
Like Rob doesn't do stuff with his agent and his best friend.. a lot?
Is this some sort of victory?
OH MY GOD! ROB ISN'T WITH KRISTEN!
SEE! HE LOVES STEPHANIE BETTER THAN HER!!
Enjoy the moment while you can.
Because I'm thinking it won't be too long until they are together again.
You know... kinda like Montreal.
You remember Montreal... right?
Rob flew to Montreal for a few days...
Hung out with Kristen and Tom...
Then got back on a plane with Kristen...
And spent some time in LA with Kristen.
when you see Robert getting up close and personal with anyone
on a regular basis like he does with Kristen?
THEN we'll talk.
Make sure you've got those magnifying glasses out so
you can keep studying Kristen's passport stamps
and keep chasing your tail about Rob hanging out
with his agent and his best friend...
Because that's ALL you got.
And when Rob shows up wherever Kristen is...
You can always fall back on the oldie but goodie...
Man. That is some sad shit.
And you know it.
This post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *N*
T for Trust.
I was right all along.
You live... You learn.
N is for NOLA
That is where Kristen is supposed to be.
How long until Rob shows up where she is?
Bye for now