It's Sunday morning.
I'm feeling a bit... hungover from last night.
My best friend and her DH were over...
We sit... we talk... we drink.
It happens.
And now my stomach feels like I swallowed
a pail of dirt.
And there are like nails and daggers in it.
And something...moving.
Not good.
At. All.
So.
To cheer myself up...
To try and make me forget that
there might be something alive in my gut
trying like hell to get out...
wallowing in the pit of what used to be my stomach...
I am going to post some of my favorite
Walking. Moving. Awkward. Adorkable.
Pictures of Robert Pattinson.
I never get tired of this one.
The strut.
The smile.
The sunglasses.
The suit.
OMFG.
From the Tonight Show.
This is kinda where the whole walking thing
started for me.
I mean... seriously...
LOOK AT HIM.
Shit.
And could he have been more
charming, witty and sweet
during the interview?
Um... No.
No fucking words.
Well...
Except for these ones...
And they don't count.
Because I'm not really saying anything.
I miss the suspenders.
I just realized that right this moment.
Robert was sexy hot on the Remember Me set.
There was always a shitload of new pics
while he was filming...
And he looks gorgeous in every one.
EVERY one.
But this one?
Walk. Cigarette. Smirk.
Are you noticing that I'm almost
as crazy about Rob with a cigarette
as I am with his walking?
So...
Walking WITH a cig?
Yeah. That's right.
Shit.
This one has a bit of everything.
Sunglasses.
Walking.
Something in/on his lips...
And...
Oh God...
And...
that little triangle of heaven...
Right above his jeans...
I can't stop looking at it.
It's mesmerizing.
This is my new favorite.
Yeah... OK...
So I posted this one just the other day.
It's my blog.
So this one gets another shot.
And don't be surprised if you see a lot more of it.
I LOVE IT.
All of it.
The walk. The face.
It makes the dirt in my stomach churn...
Not sure if that's a good thing.
Probably not.
Churning dirt sounds like trouble.
Trouble.
That starts with T
It rhymes with P
and that stands for Pattinson.
And I'm so fucking gone.
Had to have one of Kristen.
1. I adore her (yeah, no kidding)
2. She's been getting a lot of shit from the haters
on how she looked at Sundance.
So...
This picture is just recalling
the one of MANY incredible dresses she wore
during the New Moon press junket.
She looked fantastic everywhere she went.
Gorgeous.
And now the dirt has turned to mud.
Might be a good time to get out of here.
I need a couple (hundred) Excedrin
Give or take.
Bye for now.