The MTV MOVIE AWARDS are tonight.
Can I be honest?
I'm pretty sure I'm not going to want to be anywhere
near my computer during the show.
The fucking hype.
People are going C R A Z Y.
It's kinda scary.
Like what happens on this show...
Will determine life as we know it.
Yes. I am eager to see Robert and Kristen.
Yes. I hope they win "Best Kiss".
Yes. It would be incredible if they actually kissed on stage.
What if they don't win?
You never know...
Is there anyone hotter with teen girls than Taylor/Taylor?
I'm not sure.
Will it be the end of the world?
For some... yes.
People are losing their minds already.
The "Robstens" and the "NONsense"
Both are already making endless lame excuses
just in case what they want... doesn't happen.
The NONsense don't 'care' if Rob and Kristen kiss...
Because... well... you guessed it...
IT'S PR! PR! PR!
Yet, they are analyzing seating arrangements
right along with the "Robstens"
Who are also making excuses
'just' in case Rob and Kristen don't win.
Or don't kiss.
Take your pick.
Maybe it's just me.
I don't know.
But I'm finding it all a bit tedious.
Remember when seeing Robert on TV was fun?
When the angst and fuckery had yet to begin?
Don't get me wrong.
I'm looking forward to seeing Robert and Kristen.
And most definitely...
But I'm not sure I want to deal with everything
that goes along with just enjoying Robert on TV.
I just want to watch Robert.
I just want to see Kristen.
I'm pretty sure I don't need a zillion tweets...
All saying the same thing.
It's just a double edge sword.
One sharp edge has me looking forward to seeing
Robert and Kristen...
One sharp edge has me wary of the fuckery that
surrounds Robert and Kristen.
And the reactions.
Oh man... the reactions.
If they DO kiss????
The bitter anger will be foaming everywhere.
If they DON'T kiss???
Suffice to say there will be anger on that front, too.
There will be "Fuck it NONsense"
or "Eat it Sheep"
Blah. Blah. Blah.
Whether Rob and Kristen kiss on stage or not...
Will not impact their relationship.
Or how I view it.
Where they sit...
Whether or not they are on the Red Carpet together...
Whether they win the award
and actually kiss for all the world to see....
Will not change my opinion about them
I don't need someone to tell me
what I already know.
Robert and Kristen
Just a little...
Bye for now