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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Kristen Knows...



I'm putting on my "Rose" colored glasses today.
I just want to enjoy the pretty.
So very very pretty.

I don't want to see any bitter foam...
I want to look at Robert Fucking Pattinson...
And see him
and his cigarette
and then wonder if he indeed smells
like cologne and cigs.
I think he does.

Kristen knows.


Robert is gorgeous.
Do you think he finally realizes it? 
He must.
All the self deprecating bullshit...
It doesn't fly anymore.
The man has eyes
He can see every magazine talking about how
fucking beautiful he is.
He can hear the screams
(All the horrible screams)
From all the women crying out for him
Everyone tells him how he is perfection...
He must know.

Kristen knows.


What is it about Robert and a cigarette.
I know I've talked about this before
I'm not a fan of cigarettes...
They kinda gross me out
Except
If you are Robert Pattinson doing the smoking.
What the HELL is that about?
Is it the way his fingers gently caress the cigarette?
Or the way his lips lightly hold it in their grasp?
Yes.
And Yes.
But he makes it look fucking sexy.
Cigarettes. Sexy.
How does he do that?

Kristen knows.


Jesus.
That cig is hanging on for dear life...
And I can't take my motherbitching eyes off of it...
It's just dangling there...

Jesus.
Do you think Robert knows how this affects people?

Kristen knows.


Looking at these pictures...
It's almost like I'm the one who is smoking...
It's like I can't breathe
Gasping for air...

I mean...
LOOK AT HIM.
Does anyone do it better?
ANYONE?

I'm hyperventilating...
Can't catch my breath
How does he do this to me?

Kristen knows.


I wonder where Robert will turn up next.
Hmmm...
*puff puff*

Let's see...
Kristen is in Argentina until Saturday the 28th.
She doesn't have to be in NOLA until Sept 7th...
That's approx 10 days.
Where is she going to go?
(Mexico?)
Where is Robert going to go?

I guess they could even go to London for a week...
Then Rob can take her to NOLA
So many different options.
So much speculation...

I don't think he wants to be away from her for very long...
You know Rob sees all the bitter hatred out there
Why wouldn't he want to be protective of her?

Where oh where will Robert turn up next? 

Kristen knows.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letter *F*


for my Friends who constantly amaze me.
Thank you so much.
And by a
*TWIRL*
Because we have a lot to spin and skip about.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

145 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those pictures are BREATHTAKING, HEART-SKIPS-A-BEAT beautiful. Kristen is a lucky girl, and I do believe she knows it. Rob's every bit as lucky as well ;)

Anonymous said...

wonderful as always Rose :)

Unknown said...

It's gross no matter who is doing it. I hope Rob and Kristen both quit. Lung cancer is real and their smoking pictures send a bad message to teen fans. The things they put in cigarettes today are even worse than the past. How sexy is Rob going to be with emphysema and a voice box? Not very. He's 24 and it's time to let them go. Good looking pictures don't deny the fact that it needs to stop. There are even some girls that think the tape of Soulja boy snorting coke looks hot. That is sick and a testament to the current celebrity culture in America.

SueBee said...

Never wanted to be a cigarette so much in my life!

He can put his lips on me and suck until I'm all aglow and smokin'!!! (Wait, did I say that out loud???) Sorry for the TMI.

Kristen's a lucky, lucky girl.

SueBee said...

@B

Rose isn't promoting smoking. She doesn't even like it.

Donna said...

OMG those photo's. Rose What can I say you are the best. Now I must go take a shower and cool off. Wow what a man. And yes Kristen does know I Love It.

Anonymous said...

Puff Puff to you sweet, sweet Rose....
Yes
Yes indeed
Is it the way his fingers gently caress the cigarette?
Or the way his lips lightly hold it in their grasp?
Yes.
And Yes.
But he makes it look fucking sexy.
Cigarettes. Sexy.
How does he do that?
yes .....does that answer your question...puff puff pufff lol

I just happened to post on yesterdays...But Im bringing back to todays also...Hope ya don't mind.....as it took me forever to compose......lol


Ok Leigh and Tracey...this is dedicated to you....I acknowledge your new word Tracy BTW
After a little thought and a bit of searching I have now found #9, 10, 11, 12 &13….. Words to best describe this funny bloke…… I believe.....are: Ridgy Didge, Fair Dinkum bloke & Cobber…..
A slang word to best describe our mate "A"...Although I now have mixed feelings talking about “our Sweetness".... As a certain significant other commented that "A" may have a harem happening...To which I find most amusing.....coz I'm sure my hubby won't be too fond if it were to be known he was sharing his MRS…lol… and this Sheila [me] is ONLY ever talking to him [“A”] ‘tongue and cheek’…..
Okalee dokalee.[ from the Simpsons…so I know you know what I mean Homer Simpson to be precise..heheh] ....moving right along.......
Our cobber who is the leader of our harem ...otherwise known as "A" is a "Ridgy Didge bloke.....who’s ALWAYS ‘fair dinkum’ in the way he expresses himself, especially in his opinions and the loyalty he shows to his dear sheila friend ROSE…
Although from what I can gather from our Fair dinkum mate “A” whilst being “pissed as a FART [drunk as...]3 years ago in Dublin…. He came across This “TRANNY [short for Transvestite} whos name starts with a M and has a k in amongst…….
For it was this Tranny experience that came rushing back to haunt our beloved ….when that certain name was recalled….Which brings me to one of my personal ‘Fav songs ……..
@ bOOGIEWITHSTEW this one is for you to ponder…..The Kinks….. Lola
Ya know the line: I’m not dumb but I can’t understand ….why she talks like a women and walks like a man…….la la la la Lola……
Good day ALL ..Not sure if we are going to hear from our sweet Rose today…but if not have a Good One [ have a good day]……


Definitions:
#8 bloke= a man
#9 mate=buddy
#10 sheila= a woman
#11 cobber = friend
#12 Ridgy Didge = One who is original and genuine
#13 Fair Dinkum = true & Genuine

Anonymous said...

Love you Rose. I HATE cigarettes except when it's HIM holding, smoking, looking, or carrying them. And you're right, I don't know what it is either but...Kristen knows...so happy for them

mimi said...

I love you Rose. I seriously think that we have the same brain when it comes to Rob and Kristen. Your blog is truely a breath of fresh air. If you ever discontinued your blog I would probably enter a major depression...so Please keep writing :)

Anonymous said...

@ Suebee....what!!!!!!
come on GF you are now sharing to to to much with your intimate thoughts......LOL...You said WHAT!!!!!hehehe

jen said...

omg, yes---that man can suck on a cancer stick and make a normally repulsive activity to me look like the hottest thing ever. This is the secret--he's got such a masculine jawline, then those pouty lips wrap around the cancer stick ...and...and
...and...and...I can't even remember my own name.

Sigh, Kristen knows and oh how I would love to be a fly on the wall to know too...lol

Anonymous said...

AWESOME!!

@ SueBee..Yes you did say that out loud and I agree!!

@ Louisa..thanks for more lessons...I will try to put the new words into practice!

Anonymous said...

I think smoking is gross as well...but the man was born to make a cigarette look like that...when I see pics like that I am reminded as are others of a young James Dean who could also make tobacco companies rich! I am sure maybe one day when things settle down he might quit. As for Rob realizing the grandiosity of his appeal, I don't think he will ever fully comprehend the effect he has on women, which makes him even more likeable...to him his sex appeal is a bizarre almost unwanted thing...he is just a gangly Brit boy! Thanks again Rose!

Kami said...

Does anyone else think he looks like a young, beautiful Elvis? With that super cool quality that James Dean had (and NO I wasn't alive when James Dean was) But think about pictures of James Dean smoking..sexy then..even sexier now when Rob does it..I know they are gross and cause disease...but omg he's so beautiful no matter what he's doing and he's so sexy...ok better go before my husband comes home and reads this post

Anonymous said...

@A wherever u are thank u for making us laugh and smile! Your words are a delight to read! I think I proposed to u yesterday...shh don't tell my husband lolol

SueBee said...

@ Louisa and Manjen

Sorry ladies! :oP

I'll try to contain my inner perv but those pics threw me T over A! (See, bringing in past lessons!)


Later, I'll try to incorporate the new lessons!

Anonymous said...

@ SueBee,

I understand your thoughts, he is quite a Ridgy Didge Bloke!!

Look Louisa..I used some of the new words!! Did I use them correctly???

Anonymous said...

@ Suebee they threw me
'njhlvn' over 'jhcfjhdsho';.
toooooo...LMAO puif puff puffff

deb said...

Rose You said it all NO ONE CAN MAKE SMOKING LOOK SO SEXY BUT ROB im a smoker I know bad,bad,bad BUT when you look at Rob next time Im smoking YOU know who I'm going to think of him and the lips ho my well any ways Thank you for the Pic I have some of them but love the new ones Kristen stewart Is ONE lucky lady and so is that cig.the lips the hands ho hell the hole damn body lucky,luck girl and look what he gets the legs,the eyes,the lips ho hell he gets the HOLE BODY luck,luck man Yes Rose KRISTEN DOES KNOW and guess what SHES NOT TELLING LOVE YA ROSE Louisa Thank You you are a GOOD TEACHER but can I ask you where is my FIX hehehehe love ya hon. DEB

Anonymous said...

yes Manjen I already told you that you are apleasant student...your so dilligent....

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Anonymous said...

There you go Deb It's a new one too...I just recieved the message....I was a little pre occupied with ......ya know those puff puffen pics....... Hope your daughter has or is in the process to recovery.......


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Melinda said...

I'm turning into a puddle right now! That jaw of his...well I will keep my thoughts to myself, ha, ha! It should be illegal to do the things he does to us!

I was thinking last night that if Kristen or Rob ever found this little blog I wonder what they would think reading our comments.

I am sure they would probably get a kick out of it knowing we all love and support them both.

Both of them are lucky to have found each other. It's a rarity (especially in their line of work) to find someone that you connect with so deeply and honestly.

Have a wonderful evening everyone!

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Anonymous said...

@ A...... Alace you are not the only male who comments on this "harrem" panel....Opytalor is your other rival.......and if you are planning to vistit this fine country...you should get my email from our sweet Rose and look both my hubby and me up.....it would the most pleasant experience to share a "Pure Blonde" with you......
p.s you didnt answer my "age " question........

Rose said...

Oh *A*...
You never fail to bring a smile to my face. Thank you.

I will be honest that I was actually thinking of you while posting today... Your reaction does not disappoint. Hahahaha!

As for the email dilemma... I am saddened that I have been banished from communicating with her.
But I do understand.
I suppose.
:(

Melinda said...

A-

Since today was a day of...well you know a little lust fest for a certain Brit, does it disturb you being a man and all? Just wondering about what you think about all this.

My guess is that you probably don't see the appeal but come to say hello and gush on Rose a little. And defend when necessary.

As you can tell we all thoroughly enjoy your thoughts.

Hope wherever you are you are having a great day.

deb said...

Thank You MY DEAR FRIEND I'm sorry to say but it looks like my daughter is not getting any better she tried to go to work today but got sick again and had to come home I don't know what to do. she has gone to the Hosp 2 times in 3 weeks You would think they would know something Shes been sick now for a month and she still tries to work SHE"LL GET BETTER. GODS going to help her I believe that. NOW thank you for my FIX love ya hon DEB.

Elle Bee said...

Oh my.....I hate smoking with a passion...I love Rob with a passion...and my, doesn't he make smoking look sexy...but he can make anything look sexy...and yes Kristen knows....she gets to have those lips and fingers all over her body...what a lucky, lucky girl *sigh*

deb said...

@A you remind me of my friend Lee he to has a big loving hart.Its nice to know there are men out there who does care about womens feeling Thank You for being a friend to my friends. DEB.

Rootsie said...

Hi, Rose. Great post!
Yes, beautiful Kristen does know. And I respect and love that she protects it.
I agree, Melinda, Rob and Kristen are lucky to have found each other.

Anonymous said...

Twirl. I love this twirl thing. It reminds me of Kristen in The Yellow Handkerchief. Have you seen it? She twirls up on her toes. It is so beautiful. Just like Kristen.
I can not wait to see her dance in OTR. I bet she will be fabulous.
And beautiful. Just like Rob. Twirling.

Anonymous said...

Another thing Rose as I go and start my daily grind.....
Cologne & ciggeretts.....Yes I too am still wondering? ...Although now you are not entering what I was was originally thought....Doir????
This has been on my mind for some time.....and i will stick to the specific Dior....as it gives a little spice to the staleness of that disgusting ol ciggy smell....

Anonymous said...

@ A u have made my month! I shall inform my husband of impending divorce lolol :0p

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Anonymous said...

@Louisa
I'm gonna need a notebook! I'm definitely going to work some of those words into conversation with people around here.

Here's a few more for you.. today's word are of the "Southern" variety

I reckon that some folks are gonna have a conniption when they read the positive stuff posted here. But y'all correct that lickety split.

Reckon - v. Think
Conniption - n. A major fit, total loss of control of one's temper
y'all - pro. The plural of "you" (this one can honestly range anywhere from: you - singular; y'all - plural; to all y'all - everybody.)
Lickety Split - function: Very quick

:)

On a serious note, I am the LAST person to EVER advocate smoking, as my dad is currently fighting lung cancer.. but..

Yeah.. the pics with the cig in them are totally schmexy.

And "A" for you: “Eloquent speech is not from lip to ear, but rather from heart to heart. William Jennings Bryan”

You have a wonderful way with words. I enjoy reading your posts.

Rose said...

Dearest *A*...
Thank you for trying to figure out the email situation... but I haven't done anything to my account, and I haven't received any emails from our friend.
I would never block her and most definitely could never hate her...
I'm just wondering if maybe I should just change my email account?

LJ said...

Hellooo my friends....greetings from a Brit who definitely does not look sexy smoking :-)

How does he do it? I don't know...I think it's all in the lips...or the fingers...oh I dunno. Let's face it he is just sexy...full stop, he oozes it from every pore...***sigh***

Rose I love this blog...I have had the shittiest day today for reasons that I won't bore you with. I've just got home and logged on here and within minutes I was smiling....please don't stop Rose I love this place :-)

Hello and lots of love to all my friends on here, you make me smile every day.

Ha ha Louisa...'ridgy didge' never heard that one before and I bloody LOVE IT!

LJ

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Rose said...

Thank you my dear *A*...

I appreciate all your help. Truly.
<3

wig4usc said...

Its funny to me this is today's topic. My dad died of lung cancer when he was only 38 and he was a hardcore smoker. I've always hated cigs, think they're gross, never dated anyone who smoked, etc. I'm not lying when I say this man is the first I've seen where I don't see the cig and gross out. Scares me a little, to be honest! But that's how hot he is, and yes, Kristen does know!

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Karen said...

OH.MY.LORD!!!!! I think my heart stopped. Kristen is such a lucky girl.

Marie, my husband (yes, he feeds my obsession) tells me all the time that he looks like a young Elvis.

Elle Bee, you and I are on the same wavelength with those beautiful pouty lips, long slender fingers, and what Kristen is so lucky to experience. Now I'm embarrassing myself!

mieke said...

Hi, I'm a "newbe" here, this is my first post ever! I've been reading your blog on a daily basis since 2009.Thanks for my daily dose of pleasure.Just want to say I love your blog even more on the days you don't mention the hyena's/ nonsten or what ever they are called.Bye for now .

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Anonymous said...

@ A
I don't mean to sound ignorant but....

burb=burp??? LOL!

and you can linger as long as you'd like.

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Anonymous said...

A...you could never be a disappointment! Anyone as charming and funny as you is someone that we definitely wish to grace us with their presence. I just wanted to make sure that I didn't need to censor my..erm...admiration for one of Rob's best mates ;) Wouldn't want to cause anyone any unneeded embarrassment! Bahahaha! Not that I think I could be embarrassed. People do tend to have to hit me over the head with things. Hehehe!

Till next time...cheers!!

Unknown said...

Rose,

I have always hated cigarettes BUT looking at these pics, I just want Rob to exhale the smoke in my mouth, Damn that man is sexy. Rob makes you loose your mind with the way he looks at you. Kristen, you are my hero, Congrats!

Anonymous said...

LOL!! Sorry, I just saw where you said burb and I had never heard that before..

Trish said...

Kristen knows...simply beautiful post Rose..you should do one called Robert Knows...yes, she knows everything..after the shit storm yesterday with the woman I am embarassed to share a name with I think this post was simply Rosy..and full of pretty. (ahem..Rob *sigh*)

@B I completely agree with you although he looks gorgeous I just cant help but say they need to.. yeah yeah i know that I am not in their lives and cant tell them what to do but still...I really dont want him and KRisten to end up on that route after watching a friend fade away from that disease...If I can do it they can too :-)..Sue Bee is right by the way, Rose isnt promoting it infact she always states that she is not fond of it.

@A your posts are very intresting...did you say you were British?..just wondering...great addition to the blog...looks like everyone is falling under the spell of your charm.

@deb..yeah i love how Kristen knows EVERYTHING...but she keeps it to herself...anyone else wouldve been bragging about it by now..very mature and def. has class!...and sorry about your daughter hope she gets better soon :-)

deb said...

Trish your right SHE can teach some of us a thing or two Shes only 20 but very mature for her age. I bet that is another thing Rob loves about her.And thank you for asking about my daughter as we say in my home ALL IS GOOD. DEB.

Anonymous said...

Kristen does know...and it drives the haters wild that she's not sharing. They want her to share intimate details of her relationship with Rob so they can pick it apart just like they do with every thing she does. It's also something THEY don't know and it drives them crazy with jealousy. I have the utmost respect for Kristen Stewart because she knows but she won't tell. Rob is a very very lucky man.

Anonymous said...

Rose...this is totally off the subject...and I'm kind of scared to bring up her name here. But, I'm gonna live dangerously ;)

I was reading a interview that Nikki Reed did with MTV and she was talking about her co-stars upcoming projects. She said "Elizabeth Reaser just did a movie called 'Homework' with Michael Angarano, who's a really good friend of mine, and Emma Roberts that I'm excited about."

Now, the reason I even bring this up is because I had to google his name to make sure it was who I was thinking of. I honestly think of him as Oregano. I just found that funny ;) I have you to thank for that among many other new words in my vocabulary. And I do use them, daily!! Hehehe!

Sofia said...

There's one thing I'd like to say, there's one thing that we all know:

Rob loves Kristen.

And Kristen, that sweet lucky girl, knows it too =)

Love them both, and your magnificent words Rose

dowlingnana said...

Hello all,
I tried to paste another pic of Rob smoking I found on FB but it wouldn't do it. Oh well!!

Rose: U R RIGHT, KRISTEN DOES KNOW

@Tracy: Now, girl I do understand your lingo, lol, that's my way of talkin' esp. if I visit relatives in Ark.

@Louisa: But, I always liked the way Crocodile Dundee used Sheila, so that one of yours I did understand.

I am not one for smoking either, at all, but Rob I swear can do just about anything and make it look good. I hope too they will both stop at some point. I'm thinking that it must be some kind of soothing effect for right now.
Take care all, donna

30 said...

Girl/Guys the Calf Senate is going to vote within the next few days on hopefully getting new pap laws in effect. Please go to this site and email or call these senators. The info is all there. To email it takes 5 minutes, we owe Rob/Kris that much dont we?
http://www.paparazzi-reform.org/ab2479/




http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/The-P...

olivia said...

Thank you Rose.
Rob exudes sensualism from every pore in his body. He is one very sexy man.
Kristen is a very lucky woman. It makes me happy that they are happy together. I also like both of them even more because they value and protect their relationship, and each other, so very much and do not advertise it. Yes, Kristen knows, and I am so glad that she does.
I am also one in the group that must look past the smoking. I hope that both Rob and Kristen will one day be ready to leave that habit behind.

Louisa, love the vocab. lessons from down under.
SueBee, you did say that out loud and I am still laughing. : )
Deb, wishing that your daughter gets well right away.
A, your comments are so enjoyable.
Tracy, I'm guilty of using "y'all", and "fixen".
Friends up north tease me now when I visit or chat by phone because I spent the first half of my life saying "you guys".

Take care y'all : )
Believer,
Olivia (TX.)

katy said...

Rose, those pictures are Gorgeous...Rob is a Gorgeous man, he Rob exudes sensualism and I think he still don't know how Gorgeous and sexy he is....I Love him and Adore him...and I'm still Intoxicated by Robert Pattinson

Kami said...

@Olivia, now we can't forget the favorite Texan phrase "I tell you what" and as a Texan I use it alot to the great amusement of my new neighbors here in Kansas..and my neighbor who is NOT fuckwit...(lol sorry couldn't resist) loves to have her friends come over for some reason to hear me say the phrase "buck naked" lol they love it.

rob0226 said...

I hate smoking. But why is it that if Rob's doing it, it's looks so hot and sexy?

And I agree, Kristen is such a lucky girl. Why can't people just accept the fact that they're together? If we really love Rob, we should accept who he wants.

dowlingnana said...

doidazzleyou.org
A wonderful post written about the hate Kristen gets and why all "haters" need to get it together. Donna

Anonymous said...

The things these pictures do to me...impossible to describe. Love the man and his lucky girl. ;)

SueBee said...

Louisa, I hope you're reading this!

*Deep Breath*

This sheila fell A over T when I saw that fair dinkum bloke's pictures in Rose's Blog today.

His ridgy didge girlfriend, Kris, is wonderful to him and a cobber to all of his mates.

I've finally recovered from being a fuckwit last weekend and getting pissed as a sot with all of my mates.

How are you going? :o)

deb said...

Donna I read that post ans I have to agree with you people should go read it most of all the haters Kristen does have alot of fans who really love her and want the best for her and Rob Im sure they know that did you read about BD mite be delayed because of the drug gang in RIO.I read it today but cant find it I hope not they need to make these movies so Rob and Kristen can go on with there lives. DEB

dowlingnana said...

@Deb: Yes I saw that yesterday on FB, isn't that something? WEll, we certainly want our actors safe, that's for sure.

I'm glad you read that article, I thought it was well written.

Hoping your daughter will be better soon, will be praying for her. thanx, Donna

Anonymous said...

@Dowlingnana(Donna)

Thank you for the link (doidazzleyou.org) :)

dowlingnana said...

Another good read called: The boy from Barnes, which is Rob natch!!

boyfrombarnes.tumblr.com

Great read about Rob not having to accept crazy fans and why Kris gets the hate! Well written again.

Donna

Anonymous said...

Bravo SueBee!!

dowlingnana said...

@Deb & Annie: YW

Unknown said...

kristen is so LUCKY!!! this is just making me envy her more. damn that boy is too hot. she gets to kiss his beautiful lips touch his hair/face and probably have sex with him lol oh god why kristen? lmao jk she's perfect for him. i remember in a interview rob said he likes confendent girls maybe that's why he is so in love with her. either way they are both lucky to have each other. kristen is really pretty and rob is SUPER hot his so yummy. yeah i agree i don't really like smoking but robert makes it look so hot. but i want him to be healthy hope he quits smoking someday. btw i think kristen stopped haven't seen her smoking in a long time also she said she would quit. so maybe she stopped? if she did good for her hope rob takes that lesson from her and people say she's bad for him?? btw this is off topic but i just read a recent nikki reid interview and she talked about kristen's ex and how she's really good friends with him. something didn't felt right about the comment which makes me think kristen broke up with michael for robert? and nikki probably thought it was wrong. anyways i still think they had some kinda of drama. anyways back to the topic im so happy for robsten!!! they are amazing together. hope robert visits her or takes her to london. don't want her to go back to la too much paps.

Anonymous said...

@ SueBee there's always has to be a student in a class who doesnt comprehend the first time......

Although you have been Lickety Split on the other occasions y'all better use my vocab correctly or I might conniption when y'all get it wrong...
@ Tracey how was that...lol

cont...Suebee

Darling sheila mate of mine .....
It's "pissed as a fart"..ok then ...
But other than that you did 'real gud'
[And coz I am from Maltesse background] One of my close GF's always picks me up on that....'You did real good" I mean...coz she has another Maltesse Gf who says it like me apparantly.....But if you'd like me to translate that language...thats another 'whole kettle of fish' [I wonder if you know what I mean by that} lol...

@ Tracy we use reckon heaps here too....

Anonymous said...

Again, thank you!

" Boy-Got-Taste" I like what I see. :)

Another great article, addressing what is so wrong with a few delusional people which unfortunately colours all the fandom with the same brush.

dowlingnana said...

@Ashers: Yep, NR was always a friend of MA and I read once that she gave Kris such a hard time when she left MA for Rob that it made Kris cry and therefore pissed Rob off big time. That's why you don't see any love lost between NR and esp. RP anymore!! Drama, I would say the least. Kris seems to have forgiven her but not Rob!!

@Deb: here's one of the sites for the Rio riot.
www.cinematical.com

Donna

Anonymous said...

@ Louisa

Maltesse?

dowlingnana said...

www.examiner.com

Is another site about the Rio riots. Donna

Anonymous said...

yep Manjen Maltesse...
Listen I was only pullin your leg before with my earlier comment to you...I hope you were'nt offened...I was thinkin about it after...and hoped you did'nt take me the wrong way....ok
Btw I am a natural Strawberry Blonde Maltesse so you knda can call me a reject...As no one ever suspects that I am [ Maltesse} and I usually here ppl's conversations in the language to which I understand all but rarely speak[ due to my Aussie accent} and they have no idea I understand...It has in the past got those speaking nasty in trouble...and gives me an enormous chuckle......

dowlingnana said...

ROSE: I think you'd like this youtube video I just watched, it's mostly of Rob walking, but not all of it. It's found under:
Robert Pattinson-You can watch me

Song is by Beyonce
Edited by Denali Donna

Anonymous said...

@ Louisa
No offense was taken though I appreciate you taking the time to correct it in case there was. I just thought you were being funny. You have a great sense of humor and quick wit. I enjoy seeing what you will say next.

SueBee said...

@Louisa

I said "pissed as a sot" because "sot" (I thought) was not really an American word. Plus a sot is a drunk so I thought it would come over better in context.

But anywaaaay, you're right. I should have used your phrase!

Do I still get partial credit? LOL

"Whole other kettle of fish" = whole other story


I'd give you some slang but I'm from the Midwest (Ohio) so we don't even have an accent. (I think)

I think I'd have to come up with some phrases that were purely American. Hmmm...that'll take a while!

Anonymous said...

@ Suebee...yep you did good this time around....And yes ALL YOU YANKS have an accent....And you know what also....It's real hard for us AUSSIES to diffrentiate between your Yankee accent and the Canadian accent...coz y'al sound the same to us......lol
I watch 2 1/2 men all the time....I love that show....and I love the way y'all speak BTW

deb said...

Donna thank you hon And by the way didn't NR like Rob and wanted more from him and he wanted kristen BUT NEW SHE WAS WITH MO SO he waited for her I think Nikk Was MAD BECAUSE ROB didn't want her the way she did him SO shes doesn't like Kristen and she blames her.HO WELL its all water under the bridge Kris is with Rob and thats all i WANT THEM being HAPPY . OK Louisa I think I wrote down all the words i hope I CAN do as SeeBEE and the rest did. THANK YOU TEACHER hehehehe DEB.

Anonymous said...

In 2 1/2 Men...I soooo love the character Alan...man that bloke just has to open his mouth and I piss myslef laughing..I reckon he is funnier than Charlie Sheen....
A whol kett.......yes that right....

Anonymous said...

hey Deb ...how are ya going? hunn....

deb said...

OK IM trying to writ you WITH your NEW words but they not look right so i'll keep trying THIS IS SO FUN i alway liked night class. Im doing my home work lol. DEB.

deb said...

HAHAHA I think I need to learn how to write first. DEB.

SueBee said...

@Louisa

No, Canadians sound way different. It's subtle things like saying "about"--"Awboot"

SueBee said...

I guess I don't have the same accent Kristen Stewart doesn't have! LOL

Anonymous said...

@ Suebee so do y'al say 'wadder' =water and Taaaacos = tarco's too....LOL I'm suddenly hearing in my head that conversation Rob had with the big O on that Eclipse special she interviewed them...lol

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dowlingnana said...

@Deb: Ya' know, I kind of heard they had a couple of dates but then IDK coz' then I heard a retraction of that. But, it wouldn't surprise me at all, coz' UR right, Rob couldn't get over Kristen at all!! And, we'll nvr really know maybe unless NR does that tell-all-book I hear she may do!!?? lol, Have a good one, Donna

Anonymous said...

@ Manjen The "Pure Blonde" comment must have gone over "A"s head...coz after reading it again...it possibly could mean 2 things....lol
and we both by now know ....not much things pass our dear, sweet, charming friend 'A'...do we???

Anonymous said...

@Louisa
I'm loving the incorporation of y'all in your posts :) And since you know reckon, I'll try another word..

hankering - Noun
A strong or persistent desire or yearning

I have a hankering for some coke. (coke, of course, in the south means ANY kind of soft drink beverage.. pepsi, coca cola.. doesn't matter.. always a coke)

I'm not a native Southern gal, but I've lived here long enough to know the lingo, and I still learn new things from time to time.

I do know, that Southerners REALLY love their sweet tea! I'm actually going to a Sweet Tea Festival this weekend.. should be interesting :)

It's taking me forever to write a comment. I keep getting distracted.. looking at pictures.. makes me wonder what he smells like.. which leads to inappropriate thoughts.. ooookie dokie.

dowlingnana said...

Hey Tracy,
How about cotton pickin' and my kids are still trying to figure out what a honyock is, spelling? Donna

Anonymous said...

Excellent info on the pap bill-thanks 30yearoldtwifan.

I'm not a fan of smoking either, my Mom died from emphysema from smoking, but I have to say that in high school I had a boyfriend who smoked Marlboros and I still remember how wonderful that guy tasted! Just couldn't get enough of him, so I completely melt over Rob and his cigarettes.

Anonymous said...

Rose, I am the worst non-smoker, I frikkin hate it....unless that cig is hanging on Robert Pattinson's lip. wtf? He has to know, he has to, and if he doesn't for sure Kristen does that man is just hot. I wouldn't let him put a cig in his mouth around anyone but me if I were her lmao. I can't wait to see where they appear next, and I hope it takes the paps a while to find them so they can have some good alone time til then.thanks Rose!

keset said...

Kristen is so so lucky!!!
I want Rob :D

keset said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F96Ft6SJizM

I love it @dowlingnana.
Thanks.
How the Interviewer put her hand in his hair! GOD! I want to do it too...lol

HOT!
http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Eclipse/?action=view&current=RobertPattinsonKristenStewartEcl-5.jpg

Anonymous said...

@ well Tracey I've had a hankering of what Rob smell like and have so for a couple of months now....Not that , that's goin to change anything I feel towards him.....But my curiosity is hankering me allot......LOL....
Y'al understand me don't ya....hehe

Anonymous said...

@ Keset if only I could be kristens fingers for one day....lol Just one bloody day...Is that to much to ask......lol
I'm sorry ppl I'm just in one of those moods.....

dowlingnana said...

Geesh Louisa, you can't help but have those moods looking at Rob, lol, no need to apologize!!

Kstew: Your welcome, glad you enjoyed the video and I know what you mean about wanting to put hands in hair too!!! yeah yeah
Donna

Anonymous said...

@ Donna don't make me ask y'all that question I asked ya'll yesterday.....Ya know about sleep?????lol...
P.s i received your reply BTW..lol

dowlingnana said...

I meant Kset up above....sry. Donna

keset said...

@Louisa, 4-5 hours will be good too.
lol

dowlingnana said...

Hey Louisa,
What makes ya'll thinkin' I don't eva' get any sleep? lol, donna

Anonymous said...

@ Keset in the risk of sounding trashy...hey but who gives a f..k!!
24 hours....day n night....that's all and that would be sufficent...I think I'd better shut up now....trashy indeed...lol

Anonymous said...

@Louisa

I think I'm having the same kind of mood today that you are. I keep seeing these pictures and my mind just wanders... don't wanna say specifics, cause that's just too pervy.

And since I don't think anybody answered you about the water.. yeah.. it's typically pronounced like "wadder" And taco sounds like tah-ko. (as in an Ahhh sound, like you're relaxing in a bubble bath.. ahhhhhhhh...) Same goes for nachos.. nah-chos.

Anonymous said...

@ Donna coz you are awake when the others are asleep...and y'all in the same time zone...that's the only reason....and I receive stuff from you the same time my Aussie friends send me stuff.....and they're sharing my timezone also ...but still recieve from you....Your like a vampire...y'all just don't sleep......LOL
I'm not complaing I just think it's funny....that's all

Anonymous said...

@ Tracy Thx for the explaination....outta all of you lot...Only one reply....YOURS....
Are you a Vampire like Donna? LOL

Carly said...

the thing that I coulndt take my eyes off of in these pictures were his eyelashes. I mean, every single part of him is gorgeous but his eyelashes make my heart go all aflutter :) Im weird like that

and I try to ignore the cigarrets. because to me there is only one man making smoking look sexy and it aint Rob :D

I think he sees the reacions he just doesnt understand. and I dont think he ever will. but Kristen knows <3

*twirl you later*

Anonymous said...

@Louisa

Can't exactly call myself a vampire ;) I've spent too many hours out in the sun watching soccer and track meets!

I've always been somewhat of a night owl. Currently, it's 1:39 am my time. Chances are, I'll be up for a couple more hours.

I can remember chatting with people from Australia when I was in college.. they were the only ones up at the same time I was! (and that was 15 years ago!)

Anonymous said...

@ tracy did y'all watch the video keset linked?..It wasnt bad indeed...
Yes we are 17 hours ahead of your fine self...
The UK wakes when we sleep...and visa versa..as they're 8 or 9 hours behind......
@ Carly...in the split second I may sound like a stalker...please don't take notice of me......BUT it's the: eyelashes, the eyes, the face that hold those eyes....the nose...those lips the hair....that stubble [ but Not bushy beard] It the........is there need to go on......lol
And as you said and so to others.....That's the othere thing he does'nt even realise....Or if he does...he's a bloody good actor lol

dowlingnana said...

haha Louisa: nvr thought of myself as a vampire, but, as they say if the shoe fits, lol.
I would've answered the wadder ?? but I thought it was for Tracy.
It's 2:51 am where I am and I have been known to make it 35 hrs. before. Ya'll noe Imma leek a new born babe, dayz & nites messed up. Ahahahahaha, Donna
p.s. i used to love gettin' letters from my bema, yes gma, coz' she'd write the way she talked!!

Anonymous said...

@ Donna so your 16 hours behind...Y'all know that actuall makes it sound worse...Coz it weel n truly past my bed time.....WTF 2am and your still on the computer....I'd have eyes sticking outta my head if i stayed up for that long...
Although i always rise @ 5am and when we go out in the evenings and return at 2am...that's such a killer....It actually feels like ....and wait for it.......
Someone has sucked out all the water out of my brains with a straw.....coz when your brain is tired It actuall hurts...lol

dowlingnana said...

Well dear Louisa,
I dont sit at the puter 24x7, I do many things up and around being on it...........got it ya' honyock you. LOL, Donna

Hoot hoot, i am a nite owl!!

Anonymous said...

Louisa... the video.. yeah.. *sigh* Someone needs to just make a continuous loop of him walking. I'd be happy to sit and watch that practically all day.

And him not realizing just how much he affects people is part of what I find attractive about him. He remains genuine. I am SO completely excited to watch him in Water For Elephants. My daughter's reading the book now so she can go watch the movie with me.

Anonymous said...

@Donna - so you're an hour ahead of me! You're in Eastern, I'm in Central.. (I guess this means we're both night owls!) My parents live in the eastern time zone, and I'm always forgetting and calling my mother when she's already in bed.

And yeah.. I get stuff done, often times when I am up all hours of the night.. I was doing laundry at 3am the other morning ;)

Anonymous said...

@ donna I'm not having a go at you.....I know what you mean y'all juggle RL with computer stuff....Iknow you would'nt be on 24/7.....I was just taeing you....I enjoy your replies and comments...ok

@ tracy i totally agree with you...I bought OTR today...so I hope to start reading it later tonight....

dowlingnana said...

oh no Louisa I knew ya'll was teasin' that's why I put LOL. NP hon at all!!!

Tracy, I hear ya' I was doing laundry that early too, do it all the time, oh wait that was Rob's quote wasn't it?? hahahahaha
Oh and i hope your daughter is old enuff for that book, it's got some, cough cough, intimate "scenes" in it.
And, unfortunately I get people that try and call me coz' they know I'm up late but i won't answer, lol, I would for my daughter tho', well certain daughters that is. HA, donna

Anonymous said...

@ Donna that was teasing you sorry not teaing you lol

Anonymous said...

@ Donna y'all know mothers ar'nt suppose to have favourites.....Dont ya??????[ the daughter comment?]

Anonymous said...

@ Donna oh I forgot to add LOL on the above comment BTW

dowlingnana said...

Louisa, I can read between the lines, I knew you meant teasing!!
You don't no my daughters, lol, I have a couple that are real "drama queens" and would think an emergency is getting a splinter, LOL. thanx, Donna

Anonymous said...

@ like I fessed up the other day..I'm like a tomboy in my house....If i'm not tuff I'd not survive...y'all know 3 sons & A hubby......out numbered big time....

I was teasing you again about the favourites....Glad you took it that way lol

Anonymous said...

I only have one child, a daughter, she's almost 16.. She went with me to watch The Runaways. I'd love to say she has an innocent mind and isn't aware of suggestive things but.. High School kind of took care of that..

The book doesn't go into extreme graphic details, so I think we'll be safe for the movie. I want to see which parts are from Chattanooga. :)

dowlingnana said...

Tracy you are soo right about H.S. and unfortunately even younger than that now-a-days.

good night ladies, leaving for the UP tomorrow a.m. so gonna get a bit of a nap, lol. later and have fun, Donna

Nite Louisa!!! Believe it or not? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

@224 that was for you Donna....I forgot ta add your name in my excitement to tell ya what I'm thinkin lol....

@ Tracy you're talkin now about WFE right?....have you read OTR?

You too Donna have you read either one of those books???
I've been to a dvd or cd store here...and on both occasions they never heard when TR is coming out here....SO i havent been able to buy it yet....But I want to see it...

Anonymous said...

goodnite my Vampire Friend Donna...Pleasant dreams....

Anonymous said...

Louisa - Yeah.. she's reading WFE. Not quite ready to let her read OTR yet. OTR will definitely be a movie I pre-screen and watch before I decide if she can watch it or not.

I haven't read OTR myself, but I've heard about it. It's on my list of books to read. I'm currently reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. All that talk about Kristen maybe doing it tweaked my interest, so I decided to read it.

Monica said...

@A Friend of A Friend 4:21,

I saw your last comment on yesterday's post too. It's all good~ What an unlucky coincidence that my name happens to be so similar with that of a little nasty one!~

Monica from Asia

Anonymous said...

@ Tracy I have a Gf who read The Girl with the Dra......and is'nt a fan of Kristens. But she felt Kristen would be so perfect to play that character...I myself hav'nt read it so I could'nt tell you...

@ Moinca From Asia we know you are not the same as that other with a K in it's name.....She was out of this world....
You're one of us regulars...we all know where your heart is....The others one's heart is lost in transit somewhere.....lol

Anonymous said...

:) You know what photo shoot has got to be one of my favs, the ones in black and white so those. + the Japan ones. And I love just press conference images too.

I can't say I think anyone smoking is pretty nice. So him or Kristen or any of the cast I wouldn't praise them for looking hot with a cancer stick in their mouth. Horrible, dangerous habits.

I have no idea where he'll head to. :):) No need to worry. We'll see in the next week or two right.

keset said...

Yeah, i'm trashy today too...lol
It's that new robert pics they put on Rob's sites...what can i say. i can't help myself.

Anonymous said...

@Louisa
From what I've read of it so far, Kristen would have been perfect for it. But it's a 3 book series..

And @Monica :) Yeah.. what Louisa said.

I'm going to get a few things wrapped up, then I am going to bed myself. Talk to everybody later!

Anonymous said...

ashers and anyone else, I think the break up between Kristen and Michael was mutual. At first I thought it was Michael who broke up with her. Through a New Moon interview where she was talking about a breakup, and where she was told she was dead wrong about something. Gave me the thought that she'd been broken up with. But during some other recent promotion, she answered saying she'd never been broken up with. So from the two interviews, I'm going to go more with it was a mutual break up.

Carly said...

@Louisa: I so understand what you mean about every part being just so ... perfect, so no problem there :)

and I think that people not really aware fo their beauty and the effect it has on others, even if being told and experienced it repeatedly, are the most beautiful ones

Azlina Ilzdaf said...

I totally agree with you rose!! I hate guy who smokes (unfortunately, I'm married to one...ahahah)...but when Rob does it..it's like...OMG!!!!! deliciously sexy!!

keset said...

Kristin really embarrass Rob in here.
No nice at all.
Don't like her in here :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=BqFySB83Cpo&feature=related

Taylor was nice, try to hide the embarrassment.

Unknown said...

@Keset...embarrass how? Rob makes fun of himself. They look relaxed & just banter.

Patricia said...

DEb: It sounds like your daughter is really having a hard time getting to the bottom of this health issue. I'm sending good thoughts and prayers to her and you


Late to the party, or should I say
early the next day.

( HE IS ) the sexiest man alive. The first and second photos...Ugh...DEAD Yes Kristen is one lucky girl to wake up to that GORGEOUS face everyday. We all feel the same way about smoking, but one thing. All I can say is "HE IS SMOKING HOT, JESUS THAT MAN 'HAS IT'....

I miss seeing them together. Where is Rob I wonder???. Well after the week end HOPEFULLY they'll be together.

Grazie Rose for another Great Picture show of a very deliciously handsome young man.
Patty

keset said...

@Christina,
b/c she knows that Rob feel less manly near Taylor.
And Kristed couldn't stop talking about how she enjoy sleeping and spooning with taylor.
I think it's really not a nice thing to do.

you could see how much Rom was unבomfortable when she talk about it.

Look at this - http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=b6EmRe1Tgxs&feature=related

NOT nice at all!

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